Brilliant Deduction!
Compulsive Depression
30-07-2007, 15:31
They could have done that after death.
Haha, I win your OP for Stating the Obvious! :p
Infinite Revolution
30-07-2007, 15:31
she could have been killed before she was decapitated.
Remote Observer
30-07-2007, 15:32
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/london/6921743.stm
Yeah, the results of the autopsy are in, and obviously, they have Sherlock Holmes working the case...
Noor Mohd-Yusoff, 21, and Trach Lon Gian, 26, are due before Redbridge magistrates on Monday accused of killing 23-year-old Xing Xing Xie.
Her body, with her head and hands removed, was found floating in a bag in South Dock Marina, Rotherhithe, south-east London in April.
She had lived in the UK for five years in Lambeth, south London.
A post-mortem examination revealed the cause of death as neck injuries caused by a sharp instrument.
You don't say! "Neck injuries"!
How about, "decapitation"?
FIRST POLICEMAN: "Right. Looks like we've got a dead body here in this bag."
SECOND POLICEMAN: "Worst case of suicide I've ever seen. See the cut marks along the neck?"
FIRST POLICEMAN: "Where?"
SECOND POLICEMAN: "There. And see the matching cut marks on the portion of neck attached to the base of the skull?"
FIRST POLICEMAN: "Ah. You always were the smarter one."
The_pantless_hero
30-07-2007, 15:37
Mode of death and seemingly obvious mode of death can be different.
Reminded me of this (http://www.superdickery.com/oneshot/33.html)...
http://www.superdickery.com/images/oneshot/punisher1.jpg
And it never occured to you that the headless handless woman could have been dismembered AFTER being killed by some other fashion?
And, I'd say, that unless you have a very sharp and VERY fast moving instrument like a giant axe or guillitine, decapitation itself is not the cause of death, considering she'd probably have died from a severed spine or jugular before the head was fully removed.
Which means she die of "neck injury" prior to the head fully becomming detached.
It's rare you see a poster own himself in his own OP.
Andaras Prime
30-07-2007, 15:41
http://www.geocities.com/mpetrie98/MasterOfTheObvious.jpg
Remote Observer
30-07-2007, 15:41
They could have done that after death.
Haha, I win your OP for Stating the Obvious! :p
I think they started that way first. One guy wanted to fuck the neck stump.
Remote Observer
30-07-2007, 15:44
And it never occured to you that the headless handless woman could have been dismembered AFTER being killed by some other fashion?
And, I'd say, that unless you have a very sharp and VERY fast moving instrument like a giant axe or guillitine, decapitation itself is not the cause of death, considering she'd probably have died from a severed spine or jugular before the head was fully removed.
Like that matters....
Yootopia
31-07-2007, 02:32
*OP*
Could have died from blood loss from having both hands lopped off...
Yootopia
31-07-2007, 02:38
Like that matters....
Erm well it kind of does when the whole point of your thread is to take the piss out of the police without possibly considering any other factors ;)
Sominium Effectus
31-07-2007, 03:45
Like that matters....
It mattes way more than your post did.
Kryozerkia
31-07-2007, 04:24
Seriously, where do they find these people? :p Geez...
Neo Undelia
31-07-2007, 04:37
Way to make an idiot out of yourself. Again.
Thumbless Pete Crabbe
31-07-2007, 06:10
Doesn't surprise me.
Bureaucrats. :p
The Brevious
31-07-2007, 06:11
I think they started that way first. One guy wanted to fuck the neck stump.
A little racy, yes ...
but i'm sure this kind of thing comes up in conversation a lot.
Greater Trostia
31-07-2007, 07:10
Already addressed by Neo Art.
Dismembering bodies is not uncommon, especially if you're trying to bury, submerge or otherwise hide/destroy the evidence.
I don't see why you're spitting on SOP policework all of a sudden, RO.
It must have been a slow news day, if this was the best you could do
Dinaverg
31-07-2007, 09:53
Seriously, where do they find these people?
South Dock Marina, apparently.