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Another thing to add to the list of things I could have lived my whole life happily without knowing...

Edit: My thread, now!

Well, now that shaving is completely passe, we're now back to the question of whether the collar and cuffs match...

http://www.bettybeauty.com/

Don't worry, it's safe to click that link if you're at work...

Introducing the first safe color specially formulated for the hair down there.
Colors naturally, covers gray, and enhances to match your glorious locks above. Whether you're blonde (be a true blonde now!), radiant auburn, brunette, or black, our easy-to-use, no-drip formula gives you the perfect finishing touch.
From now on, when you highlight or color your hair, don't forget your betty color for the hair down there.

Oh, and for those of you who want pink hair there, that color IS available.

Now I've seen everything...

I try, I really do, to enlighten the masses.

There are some places that light just shouldn't shine. ;)

Another thing to add to the list of things I could have lived my whole life happily without knowing...

Edit: My thread, now!

I try, I really do, to enlighten the masses.

Nice.

*gets some blue stuff for the lolz*

I would comment but it would probably be TMI.

hmm... maybe I should find some before my bf gets back. It would be funny to see his reaction. :P

Since when has shaving been considered passe at all?

They don't have purple...

They don't have purple...

Hey i thought you left! Glad you didn't. Purple huh???

Anyway.. yeah.. uhmmm.. I think I'll leave this subject alone (at least for now)

Does it really matter if the carpet matches the drapes?

Does it really matter if the carpet matches the drapes?

By the point where you can tell, I'd hope not.

Does it really matter if the carpet matches the drapes?

I would hope not, since it's perfectly natural for them not to match anyway sometimes.

Also, the pink looks interesting....

By the point where you can tell, I'd hope not.

Man, I was so ready to get it on with her until I saw she wasn't a real blonde...

What's sad is I could actually see some idiot saying that...

Wow! I would LOVE to see a picture of somebody who has used pink hair dye everywhere. I wish I could, but I have a real job. *sad*

...wait a minute, I could do JUST the down-below...hmmmm.

They don't have purple...

Didn't you see the info in the "Product Info" section?

"Coming Soon!
LOVEbetty and LUCKYbetty! Beautiful bright reds, greens, pretty lilac and even blue! Plus stencils, glitter, and special promotions. Keep checking this site for details! If you have a special color or product you’d like to see us offer, please let us know."

*imagines salons offering that dye job* :p

so... what if you want matching colors when your hair is...

http://www.ehow.com/images/GlobalPhoto/Articles/2040621/DSCI0010_Full.jpg

or this
http://www.lst.ac.uk/news/MaryevansDyedHair.jpg

Okay, question: Is Erin Esurance pink downstairs?

I'm just wondering for trivia purposes.

Oooh, I want pink...for the time inbetween waxings!

Okay, question: Is Erin Esurance pink downstairs?

I'm just wondering for trivia purposes.


Damn you..made me laugh hard..Now i hurt.

Shaving is never, ever passe.

I floss enough as it is.

*imagines salons offering that dye job* :p

so... what if you want matching colors when your hair is...

http://www.ehow.com/images/GlobalPhoto/Articles/2040621/DSCI0010_Full.jpg

or this
http://www.lst.ac.uk/news/MaryevansDyedHair.jpg

You don't. Having had hair in both of those colors, you wait two weeks for the damn dye to wear out, and choose a different color because it wouldnt be worth the damn effort to dye anything else.

Fire crotch, anyone?

oh phleeze, that's so old *gayish handgesture*

Hair dye works well enough.

I still think anal bleaching is a far worse kick.