Rent A German
Arktalas
25-07-2007, 15:51
http://www.rentagerman.de/
I've seen a news report on this about a year ago and came across the website today, so after submitting my partner for rent I got to thinking, what other group, nationality would be good for this. Rent A Viking for a family meal with the inlaws, that kind of thing.
So has anyone rented a German? Would anyone consider being rented out?
Any suggestions for other groups for hire for that special event?
I think this whole thing is hilarious and absolutely brilliant.
Lacadaemon
25-07-2007, 15:53
The british rented a whole bunch of them a few hundred years ago. Turns out that they are mostly useless bastards. So I'm not sure it is worth it.
Fleckenstein
25-07-2007, 16:14
Could I rent a female German?
Whereyouthinkyougoing
25-07-2007, 16:22
Could I rent a female German?
What are you paying? :D
Fleckenstein
25-07-2007, 16:22
Looking at the site I think so, there does seem to be a few of them available of assorted shapes and sizes.
I also spotted a chap holding an inflatable sheep and wearing snorkel gear, he'd be quite good for the Business or Family package I thought.:D
I just want some bombshell for a tournament.
"Who's that cheering for you?"
"My German 'pen pal'."
"*ogles*"
"Yeah, I know."
Arktalas
25-07-2007, 16:22
Could I rent a female German?
Looking at the site I think so, there does seem to be a few of them available of assorted shapes and sizes.
I also spotted a chap holding an inflatable sheep and wearing snorkel gear, he'd be quite good for the Business or Family package I thought.:D
Fleckenstein
25-07-2007, 16:24
What are you paying? :D
What are you asking? :p
Andaluciae
25-07-2007, 16:26
Germans are quite useful, you'll never know when you need one to whip up a BMW, an invasion of Poland or some Sauerkraut for you!
Imperial isa
25-07-2007, 16:27
What are you paying? :D
renting you mmm ;)
Whereyouthinkyougoing
25-07-2007, 16:28
What are you asking? :p
Too much. Nobody said renting Germans was cheap.
That's nothing.
Here in the US, our unions are so lazy that they rent homeless people and pay them to protest on their behalf.
http://www.nbc4.com/news/13749055/detail.html
So one German is worth as much in a protest as 150 homeless people? :p
You have to admit it's a bargain. But I bet the German smells better.
It must be because Germans are better at marching and parades and the like.
sorry, I had to.
Remote Observer
25-07-2007, 16:38
So one German is worth as much in a protest as 150 homeless people? :p
You have to admit it's a bargain. But I bet the German smells better.
Lunatic Goofballs
25-07-2007, 16:47
We clowns have been renting ourselves out for a while now. *nod*
Jello Biafra
25-07-2007, 16:48
Hm. Germans as rentboys. Interesting. <Ponders.>