NationStates Jolt Archive


Underage dino sex?

The Mindset
24-07-2007, 14:16
Can someone please try to explain away this image:

http://www.foxnews.com/images/root_images/071907_velociraptor1.jpg

It's hosted on Fox News' website. It's completely legit. It reveals the dangers of underage dino sex. My brain has exploded. Does this prove that the reason Fox News is so bad is that it's been secretly overtaken by velociraptors?
Greater Valia
24-07-2007, 14:18
Can someone please try to explain away this image:

http://www.foxnews.com/images/root_images/071907_velociraptor1.jpg

It's hosted on Fox News' website. It's completely legit. It reveals the dangers of underage dino sex. My brain has exploded. Does this prove that the reason Fox News is so bad is that it's been secretly overtaken by velociraptors?

What.
Dundee-Fienn
24-07-2007, 14:19
Drinking shouldn't commence until after 5 pm methinks
Extreme Ironing
24-07-2007, 14:42
I bet this is all part of some conspiracy about the US government trying to disprove evolution by claiming all dinosaurs were paedophiles to subvert public opinion and allow them to ban it in schools....
Mirkai
24-07-2007, 14:56
Can someone please try to explain away this image:

http://www.foxnews.com/images/root_images/071907_velociraptor1.jpg

It's hosted on Fox News' website. It's completely legit. It reveals the dangers of underage dino sex. My brain has exploded. Does this prove that the reason Fox News is so bad is that it's been secretly overtaken by velociraptors?

The concept of underage dino sex isn't that shocking; since animals routinely eat each other's young I don't think they'd have many qualms about getting giggidy on immature members of their own species.

THAT SAID.

I cannot explain why that image is on the Fox News site.
Hamilay
24-07-2007, 15:12
It might have something to do with this (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,289963,00.html). The uncaptioned picture is there.
Slartiblartfast
24-07-2007, 15:14
Is that a Peado-saurus?
Khadgar
24-07-2007, 15:15
Friends don't let friends take Faux seriously.
Philosopy
24-07-2007, 15:23
Curious.

I would be a little suspicious as to how something like this got out - it's not as if you'd just stumble upon it.

There are quite a lot of images, after doing a quick Google on the subject.

http://www.foxnews.com/images/root_images/031407_300_text.jpg
Fleckenstein
24-07-2007, 15:23
Pedo dino!
Zilam
24-07-2007, 15:39
So this proves that God intended for us to have underage sex, right?
Bokkiwokki
24-07-2007, 15:52
So this proves that God intended for us to have underage sex, right?

No, it proves that, because we have underage sex, we are actually dinosaurs.
Vetalia
24-07-2007, 16:56
I'm more confused by that dancing robot on the side advertisement.
Szanth
24-07-2007, 17:41
I'm more confused by that dancing robot on the side advertisement.

I got the "dancing, surprised cute black chick mortgage loans" ad.
Extreme Ironing
24-07-2007, 17:45
Actually, what I'm wondering now is: How did you find this image was hosted there, The Mindset?
Szanth
24-07-2007, 17:45
Actually, what I'm wondering now is: How did you find this image was hosted there, The Mindset?

Hax.
Yootopia
24-07-2007, 17:52
Ermm... this is... odd..
Lunatic Goofballs
24-07-2007, 19:06
Remember boys and girls: Velociraptors hunt in packs. :eek:
The Mindset
24-07-2007, 20:42
Actually, what I'm wondering now is: How did you find this image was hosted there, The Mindset?

Using stumbleupon. I have no idea how the original finder found it.
Siriusa
24-07-2007, 20:48
Of course, Fox means that Dinosaurs WOULD have mated young, if they weren't just a plan by God who created the world barely 6000 years ago.
Raistlins Apprentice
24-07-2007, 22:17
No, the dinosaurs mated young to show people 6000 years ago what they shouldn't do.
Dinaverg
24-07-2007, 22:58
And now they're extinct. Coincidence?
Monte Ozarka
24-07-2007, 23:53
From what I gather, someone at Fox accidentally left their image server (and apparently a lot more) public. It then seems that 4chan got wind of this and started uploading images onto the Fox server. No clue if hax were involved in that part, although given that it is 4chan, it's same to assume "yes".
Ifreann
25-07-2007, 00:06
From what I gather, someone at Fox accidentally left their image server (and apparently a lot more) public. It then seems that 4chan got wind of this and started uploading images onto the Fox server. No clue if hax were involved in that part, although given that it is 4chan, it's same to assume "yes".

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/c/c8/4ChanPoster.jpg
Bitchkitten
25-07-2007, 00:08
Remember boys and girls: Velociraptors hunt in packs. :eek:
At least if there's no DCD thereis still LG.