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Creepy T-shirt slogans?

Johnny B Goode
24-07-2007, 00:57
Have you ever seen any creepy t-shirt slogans? I once saw one that said "Make your soul mine" Anything you'd like to share with the group?
Unlucky_and_unbiddable
24-07-2007, 00:59
Not creepy, but those t-shirts with a picture of Che and then the caption "I don't know who this is", you know the ones? Is that supposed to be ironic, making fun of the fact that people wear them without really knowing who he was? Or are they supposed to just let the wearer proclaim their stupidity?
Dinaverg
24-07-2007, 01:00
Not creepy, but those t-shirts with a picture of Che and then the caption "I don't know who this is", you know the ones? Is that supposed to be ironic, making fun of the fact that people wear them without really knowing who he was? Or are they supposed to just let the wearer proclaim their stupidity?

The former, the latter is inadvertent.
Johnny B Goode
24-07-2007, 01:03
Not creepy, but those t-shirts with a picture of Che and then the caption "I don't know who this is", you know the ones? Is that supposed to be ironic, making fun of the fact that people wear them without really knowing who he was? Or are they supposed to just let the wearer proclaim their stupidity?

They're probably satirical, but the intent is lost on the wearer.
Lunatic Goofballs
24-07-2007, 01:06
http://www.foulmouthshirts.com/T_SHIRT_DESIGNS/images/im-the-guy3.jpg

:eek:
The_pantless_hero
24-07-2007, 01:06
http://www.bustedtees.com/bt/images/BT-santa-gallery_artwork_thumb-1448.jpg
Dundee-Fienn
24-07-2007, 01:07
This (http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=969)

And also this (http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=958) for topical creepiness
Yootopia
24-07-2007, 01:09
I think our Student Union's STI awareness campaign wasn't bad - at the end of winter term, with "Keep your gifts wrapped this Christmas" on t-shirts with some guy with AIDS being like "AIDs r sad" essentially. Nice.
Small House-Plant
24-07-2007, 01:12
I was chatting to a cute guy on an aeroplane, until he stood up and I saw his t-shirt: "Where will you end?? HEAVEN or HELL?!?!!" Complete with cross, flames, burning bodies, etc. More disappointing than creepy though. :(
Googoogoojoobia
24-07-2007, 01:13
I saw one with a picture of a very shady-looking guy, and the caption said something like 'it's legal when they leave school. At 3:45'.
Johnny B Goode
24-07-2007, 01:26
I was chatting to a cute guy on an aeroplane, until he stood up and I saw his t-shirt: "Where will you end?? HEAVEN or HELL?!?!!" Complete with cross, flames, burning bodies, etc. More disappointing than creepy though. :(

Maybe he was just a black metal fan. (shrugs)
Germanalasia
24-07-2007, 01:39
"Will not blow dry."

*giggle*

OK, more funny than creepy, but whatever ;).
Jello Biafra
24-07-2007, 01:53
I have a t-shirt that reads. "I HAVE THE BODY OF A CHIPPENDALE'S DANCER"
Underneath it says At home underneath the floorboards in a plastic garbage sack
Tobias Tyler
24-07-2007, 01:56
This (http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=969)


Woah...I believe we have a winner for creepy slogans...
Dundee-Fienn
24-07-2007, 01:58
Woah...I believe we have a winner for creepy slogans...

YAY........or maybe I should be ashamed
Smunkeeville
24-07-2007, 03:05
I saw a shirt in a 4T size (read that's the size my 4 year old wears) with glitter letters that said "SEXY"

also, on the same rack was one in the same size that said "boys are fun pets" and had a little girl with a little boy on a leash.

I didn't buy anything at that creepy pedo store.
Demented Hamsters
24-07-2007, 03:11
One of the worst I've seen is, "It's only Rape if she lives"
wtf?
Are there really ppl out there who find that funny?
Vegan Nuts
24-07-2007, 03:15
One of the worst I've seen is, "It's only Rape if she lives"
wtf?
Are there really ppl out there who find that funny?

I put that in the same class as a dead baby joke. sadistic humor is lost on me.
Smunkeeville
24-07-2007, 03:21
I put that in the same class as a dead baby joke. sadistic humor is lost on me.

I love dead baby jokes, but I feel guilty laughing. I don't think the rape joke shirts are in the same class though......they are somehow much much worse.
Wilgrove
24-07-2007, 03:29
I love dead baby jokes, but I feel guilty laughing. I don't think the rape joke shirts are in the same class though......they are somehow much much worse.

Ahh capitalism, where the motto "If you make it & Sell it, someone will buy it" is true.
Vegan Nuts
24-07-2007, 03:31
I love dead baby jokes, but I feel guilty laughing. I don't think the rape joke shirts are in the same class though......they are somehow much much worse.

yeah probably. actually when I was typing "dead baby jokes" I was thinking of one a friend told me that started out "how do you make a 4 year old girl cry twice?" - he launched into dead baby jokes after that one. whoever else we were with was actually laughing. I kind of wanted to throw up.
Smunkeeville
24-07-2007, 03:40
yeah probably. actually when I was typing "dead baby jokes" I was thinking of one a friend told me that started out "how do you make a 4 year old girl cry twice?" - he launched into dead baby jokes after that one. whoever else we were with was actually laughing. I kind of wanted to throw up.

oh, I know the pedo jokes, those make me want to punch the person who thinks they are worth repeating......in fact, I have punched the pedo joke tellers a few times, I am restraining myself from the kick in the nuts......
Fleckenstein
24-07-2007, 03:51
http://www.bustedtees.com/shirt/dickinabox/male

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dmVU08zVpA
Demented Hamsters
24-07-2007, 04:31
any of these:
http://www.thoseshirts.com/
Terecia
24-07-2007, 04:34
I once saw one that said:
"I like my coffee just like my women: ground up and in the freezer."
Demented Hamsters
24-07-2007, 04:41
I once saw one that said:
"I like my coffee just like my women: ground up and in the freezer."
I like my coffee just like my women: cold and bitter.
New Genoa
24-07-2007, 04:50
any of these:
http://www.thoseshirts.com/

The Anti Che ones are ok plus the girl in the pictures is pretty hot. But the other conservative stuff...nah
New Genoa
24-07-2007, 04:53
yeah probably. actually when I was typing "dead baby jokes" I was thinking of one a friend told me that started out "how do you make a 4 year old girl cry twice?" - he launched into dead baby jokes after that one. whoever else we were with was actually laughing. I kind of wanted to throw up.

Dead baby jokes rock. Dark humor ftw.
The Brevious
24-07-2007, 06:53
http://www.bustedtees.com/bt/images/BT-santa-gallery_artwork_thumb-1448.jpg

Hahahahaha!!!

Milk and cookies for everyone!
Well, mostly milk.
The Brevious
24-07-2007, 06:55
any of these:
http://www.thoseshirts.com/

Get that pussy in the bottom right of the screen. Classic representation of right-wing cowardice!
:D
The Brevious
24-07-2007, 06:56
http://www.bustedtees.com/shirt/dickinabox/male

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dmVU08zVpA

Actually, the dude modeling is the creepy part.
The Brevious
24-07-2007, 06:57
And also this (http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=958) for topical creepiness

Oh, that TOTALLY sells the history of witches and broomsticks. Accurately, even-ish.
Anti-Social Darwinism
24-07-2007, 07:09
I like my coffee just like my women: cold and bitter.

I like my coffee just lilke my men - hot, strong and sweet.
Kyronea
24-07-2007, 07:15
any of these:
http://www.thoseshirts.com/
Ah...American "conservatives." Don't you just love how silly and ridiculous they are? I mean, Hillary Clinton the Communist? Democrats being left-wing? http://209.85.12.231/11055/49/emo/laugh.gif

Dead baby jokes rock. Dark humor ftw.
Dead baby jokes are not funny. They are, in fact, one of the quickest ways to make me angry and disgusted, much like racist jokes and homophobic jokes.
IL Ruffino
24-07-2007, 07:21
http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/products/a603/a603_bm.gif
The Brevious
24-07-2007, 07:25
http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/products/a603/a603_bm.gif

These are the ones referred to me by The SimCircus.
United Chicken Kleptos
24-07-2007, 07:36
http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/products/a603/a603_bm.gif

That's funny.
United Chicken Kleptos
24-07-2007, 07:50
any of these:
http://www.thoseshirts.com/

Some of them are funny. They get old though. Most of the humor is from the silliness and absurdity of it all.
Maineiacs
24-07-2007, 09:20
http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=492

http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=729
Philosopy
24-07-2007, 09:32
I saw a shirt in a 4T size (read that's the size my 4 year old wears) with glitter letters that said "SEXY"

also, on the same rack was one in the same size that said "boys are fun pets" and had a little girl with a little boy on a leash.

I didn't buy anything at that creepy pedo store.

Maybe they were designed for the world's smallest man?

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/43996000/jpg/_43996959_tallest_shortest416ap.jpg
Philosopy
24-07-2007, 09:33
http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/products/a603/a603_bm.gif

:D
Vegan Nuts
24-07-2007, 09:39
Dead baby jokes rock. Dark humor ftw.

there's a difference between dark humor (which I enjoy) and sadistically perverse humor. joking about pedophilia and dead babies and such is an example of the later.

Ah...American "conservatives." Don't you just love how silly and ridiculous they are? I mean, Hillary Clinton the Communist? Democrats being left-wing? http://209.85.12.231/11055/49/emo/laugh.gif


Dead baby jokes are not funny. They are, in fact, one of the quickest ways to make me angry and disgusted, much like racist jokes and homophobic jokes.

everything you just sad makes me want to hug you.
Krakhozhia
24-07-2007, 09:42
"Future Porn star" on a child's t-shirt.