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Fatest man in the world may get title of most weight lost.

Oklatex
21-07-2007, 16:14
Yep, he may get a double entry in the record books both as the fattest man in the world and the person to lose the most weight.4

Manuel Uribe, tipping the scales at 560 kilograms (1,234 pounds) and seen here at his home in 2006, will be listed as the world's fattest man by the Guinness Book of Records, while a loss of 200 kilos (440 pounds) may make him the man who lost the most weight.(AFP/Alejandro Acosta)

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20070720/capt.sge.dwc24.200707210407.photo00.photo.default-512x342.jpg?x=380&y=253&sig=ceUl4XJTBNU0obSugkMZKw--

http://news.yahoo.com/photo/070720/photos_od_afp/04b84d9de8bf53c622033e6c00fe214a
Intangelon
21-07-2007, 18:16
Aha, that was his sinister plan allllll alooooong! He wanted to corner the world records about weight! You watch, he'll have the records for most excess skin removed and skinniest in a few months.

I'd hate to be this guy's cardiovascular system, with that kind of obesity and weight fluctuation.
Groznyj
22-07-2007, 01:10
You know...

at some point he had to shit all that 440 lbs out...


eekhhhhh... :eek::eek:
Thumbless Pete Crabbe
22-07-2007, 01:18
You know...

at some point he had to shit all that 440 lbs out...


eekhhhhh... :eek::eek:

Nah, not really. Anyone who has ever been on a fast can tell you that. ;)
Bohblandia
22-07-2007, 01:24
Are there any pics of how he looks now? He must be skinnier...
Audland
22-07-2007, 01:34
Ewwawwach!

There are flaps and...what... is.... that.... bulge.... I can't even figure out what those things are!
Squornshelous
22-07-2007, 05:41
Aha, that was his sinister plan allllll alooooong! He wanted to corner the world records about weight! You watch, he'll have the records for most excess skin removed and skinniest in a few months.

I'd hate to be this guy's cardiovascular system, with that kind of obesity and weight fluctuation.

It's people like that who keep cardiologists like my dad in business. God bless 'em! :p
Dinaverg
22-07-2007, 05:46
Oh, this won't be the end of it. For his finale, he'll find a way to have negative weight.
Squornshelous
22-07-2007, 05:57
Oh, this won't be the end of it. For his finale, he'll find a way to have negative weight.

He'll keep all his extra skin and pump himself full of helium!:)
Groznyj
22-07-2007, 13:09
It's physics.. a gram of anything contains enough energy to power NYC for a week. He had to shit it out... unless.....

um.. the solution to our energy crisis? fat people?
Similization
22-07-2007, 13:19
It's physics.. a gram of anything contains enough energy to power NYC for a week. He had to shit it out... unless.....

um.. the solution to our energy crisis? fat people?Yes, the obvious solution is to jam a wire up his ass. Only problem is, how the hell do you find the guy's asshole?
Keruvalia
22-07-2007, 13:28
That man has lost 2.5 of me!