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Mexican is New "World's Fattest Man." (1,234 lbs., or 560 Kg)

Thumbless Pete Crabbe
21-07-2007, 04:32
A bit more:

A Mexican tipping the scales at 560 kilograms (1,234 pounds) will be listed as the world's fattest man by the Guinness Book of Records, while a loss of 200 kilos (440 pounds) may make him the man who lost the most weight.
"I'm glad to be in the Guinness Book as the fattest man. I am also happy to have lost 200 kilos," Manuel Uribe, 41, told AFP.

Uribe was able to leave his home in Monterrey, northern Mexico in March aboard a trailer to celebrate his weight loss.

Guinness has recognized his weighty achievement with a glass plaque.

"They gave it to me, I have it in my hands," said Uribe, who founded an organization to help overweight people.



http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=070720210958.nxif5zgw&show_article=1

Disclaimer: VERY Fat Partial Nudity Ahead

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It really boggles the mind, I think - the circumstances that bring about a 1,234 lb. person. But there's a silver lining here, which made me want to post this: the bit about his wanting to help other overweight people, and his satisfaction at having lost some of the weight.

Any Discovery Health Channel fans out there? I tune in sometimes, and stories of the incredibly fat are common. Past a certain point, the guy or lady can't even feed herself anymore - loved ones actually shovel all that junk into them, all day, every day. Sometimes tens of thousands of calories worth. Amazing. The common element, I've seen, is that the guy usually has no real will to live - that he's losing the weight and getting the surgery out of a need to save his life, but, beyond that, regrets having to change his ways.

In one DHC special, I actually hoped the man would fail in his attempt to lose the weight - his violent attitude toward his wife and her sort of unnatural silence through the whole thing made me think she might've been aiding him in his destruction simply to avoid conflict in dealing with an abusive husband. Sad stuff.

So, before I wander into tl;dr country (:p) I'll ask the question: what do you think is behind some of the extremes of destructive behavior? Should we try to help people who have no regard for their own life, but are otherwise sound of mind (not depressed, delusional, etc.)? Is there anything to be learned from these kinds of stories, which crop up so often nowadays? :confused:
Luporum
21-07-2007, 04:35
Holy criss crossing christ on a pogo stick!

Also, why keep feeding these people if they're so big they can't do it themselves? Get them water occasionaly so they lose enough weight to be able to move.
Copiosa Scotia
21-07-2007, 04:40
Sweet merciful crap. That guy lost almost four of me.
Hamilay
21-07-2007, 04:41
Lovely picture right there. :p
United Chicken Kleptos
21-07-2007, 04:43
That is quite heavy.
Luporum
21-07-2007, 04:47
Even after losing over twice my body weight, he's still a giant fatass. Good going Uribe.
Thumbless Pete Crabbe
21-07-2007, 04:48
Lovely picture right there. :p

Ugh - yeah. I didn't think about including a disclaimer before, but just to be safe:

***Disclaimer: Very Fat Partial Nudity Included in Link To Article***
Kwangistar
21-07-2007, 04:48
Sort of amazing that someone would do whats required to be like that day in and day out.
Potarius
21-07-2007, 04:49
One has to wonder: Just where does he take a dump?
Thumbless Pete Crabbe
21-07-2007, 04:49
Even after losing over twice my body weight, he's still a giant fatass. Good going Uribe.

Several, even. But his optimism is encouraging - gotta give him that.
Troglobites
21-07-2007, 04:53
One has to wonder: Just where does he take a dump?

They get a stall boy to move it with a push broom.
Greater Trostia
21-07-2007, 05:17
So am I the only one that found that incredibly sexy?
United Chicken Kleptos
21-07-2007, 05:17
I wonder if anyone's going use this to try to prove Mexicans are lazy...
The Scandinvans
21-07-2007, 05:20
So am I the only one that found that incredibly sexy?I hope so.:eek:
Luporum
21-07-2007, 05:23
I wonder if anyone's going use this to try to prove Mexicans are lazy...

Since I no longer have photoshop, I have to use Photoimagine.

"He's wearing a big sombero, a garden shovel in his one hand, and the obligitory Mexican mustache."
Heikoku
21-07-2007, 05:24
Well, that settles it, I'm thin!
Dinaverg
21-07-2007, 06:01
Is that thing there in the foreground....is that part of him?
Thumbless Pete Crabbe
21-07-2007, 06:09
Is that thing there in the foreground....is that part of him?

The thigh area, yeah. Some of the shows on DHC show the paramedics moving these guys. There's usually a lot of seeping fluid and half-alive-looking tissue, and all that stuff. It's pretty sad.
Wilgrove
21-07-2007, 06:50
Good night! Why on God's green Earth would someone let themselves get that way?!
Dinaverg
21-07-2007, 06:50
Also, I refuse to acknowledge his fatness until a ton is reached.
Hamberry
21-07-2007, 07:01
Wow. What's really pathetic is the people who continue feeding him to this useless state. Grow a backbone, for the benefit of all involved.
Whatwhatia
21-07-2007, 07:08
WOO! PUSH IT TO THE LIMIT!



But seriously, this man defines morbidly obese...
Dinaverg
21-07-2007, 07:19
WOO! PUSH IT TO THE LIMIT!



But seriously, this man defines morbidly obese...

I read that as defies, which I feel is more appropriate.
Nouvelle Wallonochia
21-07-2007, 07:45
Good night! Why on God's green Earth would someone let themselves get that way?!


They don't think he "let himself get that way".

Naturally super-sized

They believe even the most gluttonous over-indulgence could not produce the kind of excess body weight Manuel has succumbed to. Instead, they think Manuel was super-sized by nature.

Nutritionist Alejandra Garcia
His nutritionist says the diet focuses on controlling his hormones

A fault in his genes which triggered the inflammation of his molecular structure.

Whatever the cause, the team of medics and nutritionists around him now have come up with a specialist diet that has produced remarkable results.

We arrived just as meal time was starting. One of five meals a day.

Manuel tucked into a delicious looking bowl of fish soup, complete with large chunks of fish. That was followed by a grapefruit and half an apple, rounded off with 18 peanuts. Yes, 18 peanuts.

Everything Manuel eats is calculated down to the last detail. Literally down to the last peanut.


I take one day at a time. The doctors told me I had a choice. To choose life or to choose death. I chose life
Manuel Uribe

"It's all about blocks," Manuel says. " My food is broken down into blocks. Every thing I eat has a value. A grapefruit is two blocks. Six peanuts are one block."

And so it goes on. By adding up the blocks he knows how much food he is allowed per meal.

All his food intake has been scientifically calculated to make sure he gets exactly what his body needs.

"It's about controlling his hormones," says Alejandra Garcia, one of Manuel's nutritionists.

"If he eats the right nutrients you control his hormones. If you control his hormones you determine his weight. It is not some outlandish fad diet. It is simple common sense refined by science."

That means they have worked out his exact intake of carbohydrates, proteins and fats. And, they say, this can be done for anyone.

As Manuel shuffles around the bed he has not left since 2002, he tells me he never gets hungry.

"I can eat chicken, kiwi fruit, even zero calorie cola drinks," he says.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/programmes/from_our_own_correspondent/6612719.stm
Lunatic Goofballs
21-07-2007, 09:59
Holy criss crossing christ on a pogo stick!

Also, why keep feeding these people if they're so big they can't do it themselves? Get them water occasionaly so they lose enough weight to be able to move.

Why keep feeding him? Because you're edible too. :eek:
Soleichunn
21-07-2007, 10:06
Sweet merciful crap. That guy lost almost four of me.

Almost 5 of me.
Kinda Sensible people
21-07-2007, 10:33
Well there you are. I'm not nearly as fat in comparison. Why isn't the media reporting more of the good news like this about being morbidly obese?
Intangelon
21-07-2007, 10:38
So am I the only one that found that incredibly sexy?

Yes.
Intangelon
21-07-2007, 10:40
You KNOW that there's some person in the US thinking "I'm not letting a damned MEXICAN be the world's biggest ANYthing! VERNA! GO TO WAL*MART 'n STOCK UP! I GOTTA STEP UP FOR AMERICA!!!"

By next year, this person will have passed the 3000lb. mark.
Big Jim P
21-07-2007, 10:42
Why keep feeding him? Because you're edible too. :eek:

True, but we can run.
Luporum
21-07-2007, 12:33
True, but we can run.

Haven't you ever seen Jurrasic Park?

We lower the cow into his chambers. *nods*
Yootopia
21-07-2007, 13:21
One has to wonder: Just where does he take a dump?
Probably inside his arse cheeks. Eugh.
Rubiconic Crossings
21-07-2007, 13:34
Probably inside his arse cheeks. Eugh.

Its a hefty topic...
Slaughterhouse five
21-07-2007, 13:44
well theres at least one Mexican that wont be able to sneak across the border.
Persistencia
21-07-2007, 14:45
Does anyone else think that the giant piece of thigh he's displaying looks a bit like a giant nut-sack?
Lunatic Goofballs
21-07-2007, 14:49
Just imagine all the work and expense on animatronics and cgi that could have been saved if George Lucas had just put a Jabba the Hutt mask on this guy's head. :p