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The day you have been waiting for has arrived. Cheney becomes President. And do what he wants to America. For a day.
LOL

Lol, good for him...

Oh dear.

Wrong answer. (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12893368&postcount=18)

"Two polyps were discovered during examinations in 1998 and 1999 while Bush was governor of Texas. That made Bush a prime candidate for regular examinations. For the general population, a colonoscopy to screen for colon cancer is recommended every 10 years. But for people at higher risk, or if a colonoscopy detects precancerous polyps, follow-up colonoscopies often are scheduled in three- to five-year intervals"

Yeah right.. like his stature doesn't weigh into that. Almost everyone gets polyps in older age. But I don't care.. get checked dude.

"Two polyps were found..."

...and they were soon identified as the head of the president himself and that of his VP.

And the world explodes as Bush is out with a tube up his ass...

its gonna be a long day....

Does this mean he's part of the executive branch today?

Lolz. Bush is getting something shoved up his ass. (I know it'll happen to me, but not for fifty years yet)

Lolz. Bush is getting something shoved up his ass.

I suspect the docs are going looking for Tony blair's head

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19872260/

The day you have been waiting for has arrived. Cheney becomes President. And do what he wants to America. For a day.
LOL

In a related story, large numbers of people were seen at the border sneaking into Mexico.

Does this mean he's part of the executive branch today?

Good call! :p

Anyway, I think Cheney's filled in during surgeries before, but it's cool anyway. :)

The right wing nuts have just city hall in my town in celebration.:eek:

I doubt there will be a significant impact on the nation's affairs. Reason: Cheney and Bush have nearly identical political beliefs, as far as I can tell.

And his first executive order as president . . .

Everyone who has criticized the administration must go quail hunting with him . . .

:sniper:

<forgive the sniper smiley please, I feel this bit of humor is one of the few legit uses for it>

No. (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v723/Luporum/no.jpg)

Thanks for the warning. I'll put Citizenship and Immigration Canada on alert.
Seriously though, unless something goes extremely wrong with the operation and Cheney ends up being the for-real president, I doubt anything will happen.

Does this mean he's part of the executive branch today?

Yes he's very versatile.

Yes he's very versatile.

Yea, but he just doesn't have the common decency to give a reach around. selfish bastard.

*wonders where all the posters who predicted Castro's death last year are*

I've just come to realize this is a man who now has enough nuclear power to end the world 10 times over!

http://www.fmft.net/cheney-poster.jpg

Hey, anyone remember those commercials with the guy in a big red polyp suit?

Shoot. Half the world population wishing him to drop dead, and the best we can do is give him ass cancer? Not even full-blown, just "polyps".:upyours: Guess we should check out Blair's Dandruff next. Might have taken some of the cells with him when he checked out.

I suspect the docs are going looking for Tony blair's head

And John Howard's.

Trading one ass for another?