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Which of the Jackson Five has it the hardest today?

Steve.

Jesse.

Why should we even care?

Bunifa Latifah Halifah Sharifa Jackson

Jackson Mississippi.

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Latoya, even though she's not in the five.

Why? Because she's a 'nutter' without the benefit of ever having been anything but. As crazy as Micheal gets, there was that 'time when he was...'

She never was, she emerged fully formed crazy. No consolation. And therefore, of the Jacksons, she's the worst off.

Tito, what kind of weird mother fucker names their kid Tit-O?

Which of the Jackson Five has it the hardest today?On the personal level? Well, all of them, because they are all dumb as bred. But what can you expect of JWs ?

Tito, what kind of weird mother fucker names their kid Tit-O?Yugoslavian dictator, iirr.

Tito, what kind of weird mother fucker names their kid Tit-O?

Yeah, I smell Oedipus complex in the making when you name your kid after a part of your anatomy...:rolleyes:

Tito, what kind of weird mother fucker names their kid Tit-O?

Jermaine Jackson named one of his kids, Jermajesty. I kid you not. :eek:

Jermajesty!

Like Lewis Black said, "That's a good name for a hermaphrodite. You have tits, you have nuts, you're Jermajesty."

:p

David Bowie has a daughter called Zoe.

Zoe Bowie.

David Bowie has a daughter called Zoe.

Zoe Bowie.

:p

But while I'd read that as rhyming, a lot of people pronounce the first part of the name as in 'take a bow' (rather than 'do up a bow tie'), so that wouldn't be quite so bad.

I neve explained my vote: Marlon Jackson.

Why? He was a normal guy and led a normal life. Every family has it's black sheep. :p

Which of the Jackson Five has it the hardest?

For kids? Michael.

Tito. There is a child molestor in his family with a fake nose and still just mentioning his name gets more laughs. That sucks.

Michael, around kiddies.

Oh teh punning joy :D

Michael, around kiddies.

Oh teh punning joy :D
Ahum:
For kids? Michael.
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