NationStates Jolt Archive

I saw this (http://www.okcupid.com/tests/6348388576689378978/Which-Lolcat-Are-You-) and I couldn't resist posting it. NSG is NSG after all. Enjoy.

Your Score: Serious Cat
25 % Affection, 44 % Excitability , 56 % Hunger

Hungry for knowledge in any internet forum, you demand decorum. Any off-topic remarks, absurd statements, or tomfoolery on the interweb is deeply frowned upon by you. Truth has no room for drollery.

http://is1.okcupid.com/users/410/202/4102022445444324283/mt156454367.jpg

This could be the greatest thread EVAR!!1!

51 % Affection, 64 % Excitability , 60 % Hunger

Sure, you deserve one. You helped popularized lolcats from a running gag to an online sensation. Now mainstream media writes asinine columns on this 'phenomenon', students write theses on the topic, programming languages adopt the grammar, and losers write tests about them on dating sites. Now take your cheezburger and never touch the internets again.
My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:


You scored higher than 99% on Affection

You scored higher than 99% on Excitability

You scored higher than 99% on Hunger

You scored higher than 99% on Felinity


W00t!

I am all lolcats.

Nonsense. What about black longcat and white longcat? You can't be both, the universe would implode.

71 % Affection, 43 % Excitability , 41 % Hunger

Protector of truth.

Slayer of darkness.

Loooooong.

Longcat may seem like just a regular lengthy cat, but he is, in fact, looong. For proof, observe the longpic.

It is prophesized that Longcat and his archnemesis Tacgnol will battle for supremacy on Caturday. The outcome will change the face of the world, and indeed the very fabric of lolcatdom, forever.

Be grateful that the test has chosen you, and only you, to have this title.

http://is1.okcupid.com/users/410/202/4102022445444324283/mt418334748.jpg

http://is1.okcupid.com/users/410/202/4102022445444324283/mt987469306.jpg

I'm watching you . . .

I am all lolcats.

I am...

Lion Warning Cat

http://is1.okcupid.com/users/410/202/4102022445444324283/mt845828024.jpg

74 % Affection, 53 % Excitability , 36 % Hunger

You are the good Samaritan of the lolcat world. Protecting others from danger by shouting observations and guidance in cases of imminent threat, you believe in the well-being of everyone.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:


You scored higher than 99% on Affection

You scored higher than 99% on Excitability

You scored higher than 99% on Hunger

You scored higher than 99% on Felinity

best thred evar.

Longcat
51 % Affection, 20 % Excitability , 50 % Hunger

Cheezburger cat
68 % Affection, 60 % Excitability , 58 % Hunger

Sure, you deserve one. You helped popularized lolcats from a running gag to an online sensation. Now mainstream media writes asinine columns on this 'phenomenon', students write theses on the topic, programming languages adopt the grammar, and losers write tests about them on dating sites. Now take your cheezburger and never touch the internets again.
My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:


You scored higher than 99% on Affection

You scored higher than 99% on Excitability

You scored higher than 99% on Hunger

You scored higher than 99% on Felinity

Oh, and btw....

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v260/Katganistan/CeilingKat2.jpg

I think I hate internet memes.

best thred evar.

I second this motion.


I got Cheezburger cat.

I can has cheezburger?

I time warped myself. Odd.

Also, I like this alternative better.

http://brianpuccio.net/files/images/ceiling_cat_where_is_your_god_now.preview.jpg

This could be the greatest thread EVAR!!1!

best thred evar.

I second this motion.


I got Cheezburger cat.

I can has cheezburger?

http://s150.photobucket.com/albums/s103/yourspacecooment/smiley/shy/blushing.gif

I think I hate internet memes.

I'm requoting myself here, but in Soviet Russia, internet memes hate YOU!

My score on The Which Lolcat Are You? Test:

SurpriseAdoption Cat
(42 % Affection, 52 % Excitability , 32 % Hunger)

"Calloused. Heartless. Exuberant. You carry the heavy burden of informing children that they are adopted by jumping out of their birthday cake. A difficult task, but somebody must break the news."



Uhh...Oops?

http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w107/Cookesland/mt998786082.jpg



70 % Affection, 43 % Excitability , 52 % Hunger


You are the classic Shakespearian tragedy of the lolcat universe. The sad story of a baking a cookie, succumbing to gluttony, and in turn consuming the very cookie that was to be offered. Bad grammar ensues.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 99% on Affection

You scored higher than 99% on Excitability

You scored higher than 99% on Hunger

You scored higher than 99% on Felinity

I think I hate internet memes.

We could always do a Sparta thread.

http://s150.photobucket.com/albums/s103/yourspacecooment/smiley/shy/blushing.gif
You should have put:

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/dunmakemeask.jpg

Nonsense. What about black longcat and white longcat? You can't be both, the universe would implode.

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/images/9/9c/Challenge.jpg

The epic battle of
tacgnol vs. .sv longcat!

You are the good Samaritan of the lolcat world. Protecting others from danger by shouting observations and guidance in cases of imminent threat, you believe in the well-being of everyone.

Black & White 3: Longcat vs Tacgnol.

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/images/9/9c/Challenge.jpg

The epic battle of
tacgnol vs. .sv longcat!
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/roflmfao.jpg

Screw the quiz. I are definately dis one:

http://catmas.com/images/2006/12/where-is-your-god-now-preview.jpg

http://is1.okcupid.com/users/410/202/4102022445444324283/mt845828024.jpg

I R Teh Lion Warning Cat.

Your Score: Serious Cat
50 % Affection, 30 % Excitability , 54 % Hunger

I've never heard that Yoko Kanno song before. But I'm sure I'd love it. Such a brilliant composer.

Your Score: Serious Cat
50 % Affection, 30 % Excitability , 54 % Hunger

I've never heard that Yoko Kanno song before. But I'm sure I'd love it. Such a brilliant composer.

What song?

What song?

Cats on Mars. Which reminds me I have to get the Bebop OST and the rest of the Wolf's Rain OST.

I is teh cat in teh ceiling. But I like the Where is your god now cat better.

Ceiling Cat

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v260/Katganistan/CeilingKat2.jpg

http://roflcat.com/images/cats/omg.jpg

my stuff (because I've clearly always wanted to see if jolt can handle two pic's in one post):

http://is1.okcupid.com/users/410/202/4102022445444324283/mt353896626.jpg

Lolzergs have nothing on you. You are swift and ruthless, cutting down whatever and whomever necessary in order to obtain the foodz.

Calloused. Heartless. Exuberant. You carry the heavy burden of informing children that they are adopted by jumping out of their birthday cake. A difficult task, but somebody must break the news.
My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:


You scored higher than 99% on Affection

You scored higher than 99% on Excitability

You scored higher than 99% on Hunger

You scored higher than 99% on Felinity

http://is1.okcupid.com/users/410/202/4102022445444324283/mt746243851.jpg

Your Score: Ceiling Cat

37 % Affection, 46 % Excitability , 32 % Hunger

You are a master of stealth. They never see you coming. But you always see them coming. HEY-O!

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 5% on Affection

You scored higher than 38% on Excitability

You scored higher than 14% on Hunger

You scored higher than 0% on Felinity :eek:

Your Score: Sad Cookie Cat
62 % Affection, 32 % Excitability , 54 % Hunger

You are the classic Shakespearian tragedy of the lolcat universe. The sad story of a baking a cookie, succumbing to gluttony, and in turn consuming the very cookie that was to be offered. Bad grammar ensues.

http://is1.okcupid.com/users/410/202/4102022445444324283/mt998786082.jpg

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/schrodingers-lolcat1.jpg

Calloused. Heartless. Exuberant. You carry the heavy burden of informing children that they are adopted by jumping out of their birthday cake. A difficult task, but somebody must break the news.
My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:


You scored higher than 99% on Affection

You scored higher than 99% on Excitability

You scored higher than 99% on Hunger

You scored higher than 99% on Felinity

http://is1.okcupid.com/users/410/202/4102022445444324283/mt746243851.jpg

Yay! I is not alone!

There is only one way to improve lolcats. And that would be lolcatgirls.

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Your Score: Cheezburger cat72 % Affection, 61 % Excitability , 60 % Hunger

Sure, you deserve one. You helped popularized lolcats from a running gag to an online sensation. Now mainstream media writes asinine columns on this 'phenomenon', students write theses on the topic, programming languages adopt the grammar, and losers write tests about them on dating sites. Now take your cheezburger and never touch the internets again.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 99% on Affection

You scored higher than 99% on Excitability

You scored higher than 99% on Hunger

You scored higher than 99% on Felinity

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

I would be, however, either Godcat (thank you fleckenstein) or Armageddoncat (thank you UNITIHU).

Oh, and since I never got around to saying it before, Katganistan's avatar is awesome.

55 % Affection, 47 % Excitability , 39 % Hunger

Protector of truth.

Slayer of darkness.

Loooooong.

That's me! :p

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/schrodingers-lolcat1.jpg

Winner!!!

Your Score: Sad Cookie Cat
62 % Affection, 32 % Excitability , 54 % Hunger

You are the classic Shakespearian tragedy of the lolcat universe. The sad story of a baking a cookie, succumbing to gluttony, and in turn consuming the very cookie that was to be offered. Bad grammar ensues.

http://is1.okcupid.com/users/410/202/4102022445444324283/mt998786082.jpg

Power to the Sad Cookie Cats! :p

Your Score: Ceiling Cat
44 % Affection, 41 % Excitability , 45 % Hunger

You are a master of stealth. They never see you coming. But you always see them coming. HEY-O!

Oh n03s its t3h Catnarok!

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/5/5c/Tacgnola.jpg

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/a/a3/Tacgnole.jpg

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/0/07/Tacgnolc.jpg

Where is ur God now?

Your Score: Lion Warning Cat

74 % Affection, 76 % Excitability , 39 % Hunger

I am Ceiling Cat!

42 % Affection, 38 % Excitability , 43 % Hunger

http://is1.okcupid.com/users/410/202/4102022445444324283/mt987469306.jpg

You are a master of stealth. They never see you coming. But you always see them coming. HEY-O!

Oh, and btw....

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v260/Katganistan/CeilingKat2.jpg

YAY! :D

I am watching you masturbate.

I'm fairly certain that Ceiling cat is only predated by Longcat and Tacgnol.

Longcat is looooooooonnnnnnnnggggggg....

Before this, I've never actually heard of Tacgnol - and I'm a /b/tard and I've seen almost every icanhascheezburger.com picture they have.

Serious Cat

I'm still waiting for lolclowns.

http://data1.blog.de/blog/p/plasticine/img/8140-Evil-Clowns.jpg

:)

Cheezburger cat!


Sure, you deserve one. You helped popularized lolcats from a running gag to an online sensation. Now mainstream media writes asinine columns on this 'phenomenon', students write theses on the topic, programming languages adopt the grammar, and losers write tests about them on dating sites. Now take your cheezburger and never touch the internets again.
Woot, I get a cheezburger.

35 % Affection, 32 % Excitability , 47 % Hunger

You are a master of stealth. They never see you coming. But you always see them coming. HEY-O!

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 99% on Affection

You scored higher than 99% on Excitability

You scored higher than 99% on Hunger

You scored higher than 99% on Felinity

http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/7013/ceilingcatao1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

http://www.themot.org/gallery/d/9350-1/CeilingcatNSA.jpg

There ya go! :)

I am 7731 cat.

45 % Affection, 67 % Excitability , 71 % Hunger

Lolzergs have nothing on you. You are swift and ruthless, cutting down whatever and whomever necessary in order to obtain the foodz. As one of the first lolcat known to man, your ancient skills in location-declaration and object-verbing have been passed down several generations, keeping the spirit of felinity alive.

http://is1.okcupid.com/users/410/202/4102022445444324283/mt746243851.jpg

35 % Affection, 53 % Excitability , 45 % Hunger

Calloused. Heartless. Exuberant. You carry the heavy burden of informing children that they are adopted by jumping out of their birthday cake. A difficult task, but somebody must break the news.

http://www.themot.org/gallery/d/9350-1/CeilingcatNSA.jpg

There ya go! :)

I love you.

Cheezburger cat!


Sure, you deserve one. You helped popularized lolcats from a running gag to an online sensation. Now mainstream media writes asinine columns on this 'phenomenon', students write theses on the topic, programming languages adopt the grammar, and losers write tests about them on dating sites. Now take your cheezburger and never touch the internets again.
Woot, I get a cheezburger.

None of the Cheezburger Cat people post the picture of Cheezburger Cat. :(

I'm still waiting for lolclowns.

http://data1.blog.de/blog/p/plasticine/img/8140-Evil-Clowns.jpg

:)

There are no such things as lolclowns, and there will never be.

There are no such things as lolclowns, and there will never be.

www.lolrobots.com

http://is1.okcupid.com/users/410/202/4102022445444324283/mt746243851.jpg

35 % Affection, 53 % Excitability , 45 % Hunger

Calloused. Heartless. Exuberant. You carry the heavy burden of informing children that they are adopted by jumping out of their birthday cake. A difficult task, but somebody must break the news.

Us three should get together, traumatize some kiddies.

www.lolrobots.com

um... what is this supposed to be?

lolpresidents!
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e142/leftyflecken/LOLPrez/monicaip.jpg

um... what is this supposed to be?

Proof that there is a lol-everything.

Us three should get together, traumatize some kiddies.

Oddly enough, we're all from the Great Lakes. Something in the lakewater, perhaps?

www.lolrobots.comum... what is this supposed to be?

They're in ur gmail
(insert picture)
Giving u spam. :(

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/schrodingers-lolcat1.jpg

best lolcat ever!


(I got longcat)

Proof that there is a lol-everything.

Still, there are no pics there. The closet we've gotten to that is this:

http://www.boingboing.net/cyborgclone.jpg

and that still has some cat in it.

http://lolbots.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/evilwanky.jpg

lolbots,... only it's a catbot.

Still, there are no pics there. The closet we've gotten to that is this:

http://www.boingboing.net/cyborgclone.jpg

and that still has some cat in it.

http://lolbots.com/

Sorry, I gave the wrong url. :p

Sad Cookie Cat
(57 % Affection, 49 % Excitability , 54 % Hunger)

"You are the classic Shakespearian tragedy of the lolcat universe. The sad story of a baking a cookie, succumbing to gluttony, and in turn consuming the very cookie that was to be offered. Bad grammar ensues."

**************************************

I saw this (http://www.okcupid.com/tests/6348388576689378978/Which-Lolcat-Are-You-) and I couldn't resist posting it. NSG is NSG after all. Enjoy.

http://is1.okcupid.com/users/410/202/4102022445444324283/mt418334748.jpg

71 % Affection, 36 % Excitability , 36 % Hunger

Protector of truth.

Slayer of darkness.

Loooooong.

Longcat may seem like just a regular lengthy cat, but he is, in fact, looong. For proof, observe the longpic.

It is prophesized that Longcat and his archnemesis Tacgnol will battle for supremacy on Caturday. The outcome will change the face of the world, and indeed the very fabric of lolcatdom, forever.

Be grateful that the test has chosen you, and only you, to have this title.

I only wish I was as tall (compared to humans) as Longcat is (compared to cats).

Lion Warning Cat

71 % Affection, 61 % Excitability , 39 % Hunger

http://is1.okcupid.com/users/410/202/4102022445444324283/mt845828024.jpg

You are the good Samaritan of the lolcat world. Protecting others from danger by shouting observations and guidance in cases of imminent threat, you believe in the well-being of everyone.

It's so...so...true! :D

"testResultInfo"
Your Score: Ceiling Cat
50 % Affection, 29 % Excitability , 43 % Hunger
http://is1.okcupid.com/users/410/202/4102022445444324283/mt987469306.jpg

You are a master of stealth. They never see you coming. But you always see them coming. HEY-O!
My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:


You scored higher than 99% on Affection

You scored higher than 99% on Excitability

You scored higher than 99% on Hunger

You scored higher than 99% on Felinity

What? That high in all catagories? Some unexcitable mofos take this quiz...

Bah, I can't find my favorite, the "I've seen the end, no one was spared" one...

http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h153/IlieNS/fun%20pictures/i_love_this_thread.jpg

This one:

http://themot.org/gallery/d/85086-1/1172042906590.jpg

Your Score: Serious Cat
35 % Affection, 40 % Excitability , 67 % Hunger

Hungry for knowledge in any internet forum, you demand decorum. Any off-topic remarks, absurd statements, or tomfoolery on the interweb is deeply frowned upon by you. Truth has no room for drollery.
My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:


You scored higher than 99% on Affection

You scored higher than 99% on Excitability

You scored higher than 99% on Hunger

You scored higher than 99% on Felinity

Lion Warning Cat

71 % Affection, 61 % Excitability , 39 % Hunger

http://is1.okcupid.com/users/410/202/4102022445444324283/mt845828024.jpg

You are the good Samaritan of the lolcat world. Protecting others from danger by shouting observations and guidance in cases of imminent threat, you believe in the well-being of everyone.

It's so...so...true! :D

:p me too!

Your Score: Cheezburger cat
http://is1.okcupid.com/users/410/202/4102022445444324283/mt180000471.jpg

75 % Affection, 53 % Excitability , 56 % Hunger


Sure, you deserve one. You helped popularized lolcats from a running gag to an online sensation. Now mainstream media writes asinine columns on this 'phenomenon', students write theses on the topic, programming languages adopt the grammar, and losers write tests about them on dating sites. Now take your cheezburger and never touch the internets again.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 99% on Affection

You scored higher than 99% on Excitability

You scored higher than 99% on Hunger

You scored higher than 99% on Felinity



whee!! :)

I are ceiling cat. Bewaar my stealth!

:p me too!

If only you knew what forum that originated from...

:p me too!

Aw! We're so great! And teh cutest.

Lion Warning Cat
64 % Affection, 58 % Excitability , 39 % Hunger

I think of myself more of a Lawlrus than a Lolcat, actually.

I think of myself more of a Lawlrus than a Lolcat, actually.

It's an elephant seal!

I'm sorry, but this is a touchy matter for me.

It's an elephant seal!

I'm sorry, but this is a touchy matter for me.

I HAS A BUCKET!

http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/290/theybestealinmybucketseij5.jpg

iz cheezburger cat

i demands cheezburgers

ya iz has frys wid dat

The quiz was wrong, I am obviously this one:

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/01/2000455272489756911_rs.jpg

I HAS A BUCKET!

http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/290/theybestealinmybucketseij5.jpg

It's still an elephant seal. :p

http://img61.imageshack.us/img61/5900/cthulhuew1.jpg

http://img61.imageshack.us/img61/5900/cthulhuew1.jpg

*Worships Cthulu*

The codes don't work. Damn it.

Your Score: Lion Warning Cat
64 % Affection, 80 % Excitability , 41 % Hunger

You are the good Samaritan of the lolcat world. Protecting others from danger by shouting observations and guidance in cases of imminent threat, you believe in the well-being of everyone.

The codes don't work. Damn it.

Your Score: Lion Warning Cat
64 % Affection, 80 % Excitability , 41 % Hunger

You are the good Samaritan of the lolcat world. Protecting others from danger by shouting observations and guidance in cases of imminent threat, you believe in the well-being of everyone.
I'll change your grade to a C- since you got it eventually.

You phail at test result pasting
*Ahem* Totally edited without a trace. Geez.

http://is1.okcupid.com/users/410/202/4102022445444324283/mt987469306.jpg

18 % Affection, 43 % Excitability , 48 % Hunger
You are a master of stealth. They never see you coming. But you always see them coming. HEY-O!