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Killer bee replaces Hamas Mickey Mouse!

Knootian East Indies
16-07-2007, 14:32
Meet Nahoul, jihadist bee
Article from: The Daily Telegraph (http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,22082121-5001021,00.html)

GAZA CITY: A militant Mickey Mouse lookalike ``killed'' in a Jewish conspiracy has been replaced on a Palestinian children's show - by a martydom-praising bee.

Children's show Tomorrow's Pioneers, which airs on the Hamas-affiliated al-Aqsa channel, was canned late last month after drawing stinging criticism over its central character Farfour.

The black-and-white mouse had urged Palestinian children in his high-pitched voice to fight against Israel.

In the final episode late last month, Farfour was beaten to death by an actor posing as an Israeli trying to buy his land.

"Farfour was martyred while defending his land,'' teen presenter Sara said.
Now the show is back, minus Farfour, but with the same propaganda, this time a six-foot tall bee called Nahoul - the mouse's "cousin''.

"I want to continued in the path of Farfour - the path of Islam, of heroism, of martyrdom, and of the mujahideen,'' the bee tells child host Saraa.

"We will take revenge upon the enemies of Allah, the killer of the prophets and of the innocent children, until we liberate Al-Aqsa from their impurity. We place our trust in Allah.

"Welcome, Nahoul,'' Saraa says.

And for those who like to see it for themselves: Youtube movie! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsuF1it68tg)
Thumbless Pete Crabbe
16-07-2007, 14:33
Ooh! Fun! :p
Hamilay
16-07-2007, 14:36
The bee's voice is terrifying. :(
Jeruselem
16-07-2007, 14:38
Bees do sting once and then die, like martyrs do ...
Thumbless Pete Crabbe
16-07-2007, 14:39
Bees do sting once and then die, like martyrs do ...

Even killer bees? I thought they could keep stinging. But yes, exploding arabs only get one chance. :p
Knootian East Indies
16-07-2007, 14:40
And this is different from Jesus camps where kids worship the image of George Bush and are told to be 'soldiers for Jesus', or when Faux praised the killing of Muslims?

This is arguably funnier.
Andaras Prime
16-07-2007, 14:41
And this is different from Jesus camps where kids worship the image of George Bush and are told to be 'soldiers for Jesus', or when Faux praised the killing of Muslims?
RLI Rides Again
16-07-2007, 14:41
"Farfour was martyred while defending his land,'' teen presenter Sara said.
Now the show is back, minus Farfour, but with the same propaganda, this time a six-foot tall bee called Nahoul - the mouse's "cousin''.

At least Hamas seem to accept evolution. ;)

Seriously though, this is sick.
Thumbless Pete Crabbe
16-07-2007, 14:42
"Farfour was martyred while defending his land,'' teen presenter Sara said.
Now the show is back, minus Farfour, but with the same propaganda, this time a six-foot tall bee called Nahoul - the mouse's "cousin''.


Maybe the most disturbing part: how is a mouse cousin to a bee? Not sure how that works. :confused:
Fleckenstein
16-07-2007, 14:42
And this is different from Jesus camps where kids worship the image of George Bush and are told to be 'soldiers for Jesus', or when Faux praised the killing of Muslims?

They do not worship him. Just as Catholics don't worship Mary.

Venerate? Yes. Whore themselves (Not the Cahtolics :p)? Yes.

Jesus Camp was a scary as hell movie.
Fleckenstein
16-07-2007, 14:44
Maybe the most disturbing part: how is a mouse cousin to a bee? Not sure how that works. :confused:

Creation. :D
Cookesland
16-07-2007, 14:45
looks like deadly fun

Edit: omg his voice is hilarious
Nodinia
16-07-2007, 14:45
Until hes replaced by Abdul, the Armour Piercing Short Range Missile launcher, I hold out small hope for his eventual fate.
Myrmidonisia
16-07-2007, 14:46
Lorne Michaels and the rest of SNL would be so proud...
http://www.geocities.com/robert_scorpio/imgs/snl_killer_bees.jpg
Andaras Prime
16-07-2007, 14:47
I admit it though, that Bees voice made me laugh. I don't really find problem with this though, if anything it's educational to the plight of the Palestinians and their fight.
Thumbless Pete Crabbe
16-07-2007, 14:48
Lorne Michaels and the rest of SNL would be so proud...


Hah. Belushi looks hilarious as a bee. :p
UN Protectorates
16-07-2007, 14:48
"Farfour was martyred while defending his land...''

"I want to continued in the path of Farfour - the path of Islam, of heroism, of martyrdom, and of the mujahideen,'' the bee tells child host Saraa."

"We will take revenge upon the enemies of Allah, the killer of the prophets and of the innocent children, until we liberate Al-Aqsa from their impurity. We place our trust in Allah."

And for those who like to see it for themselves: Youtube movie! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsuF1it68tg)

Yes yes, and I am sure these english subtitles by MEMRI will be completed accurate this time once subjected to scrutiny. :rolleyes:
Hamilay
16-07-2007, 14:49
And this is different from Jesus camps where kids worship the image of George Bush and are told to be 'soldiers for Jesus', or when Faux praised the killing of Muslims?

I admit it though, that Bees voice made me laugh. I don't really find problem with this though, if anything it's educational to the plight of the Palestinians and their fight.

So you don't have a problem with Jesus camps or praising the killing of Muslims either?
Jeruselem
16-07-2007, 14:49
Can't wait for Hassan the Giant Jellyfish ...
Peisandros
16-07-2007, 14:50
The bee's voice is terrifying. :(

Fuck. Yeah it is, like, really.

And shit, the Mouses voice was even scarier. Like, not as high pitched.. But still slightly higher than 'normal' and just had an edge to it.
Shudder.
Shits not cool.
Non Aligned States
16-07-2007, 14:50
Does anyone find it a little odd that they represent their hate mongering first as rats, and now insects? You know, pests?

And what's the typical response to pests? Pesticide.

I am almost 100% sure that they'll kill off the bee dude with a pesticide wielding Israeli farmer next.
Thumbless Pete Crabbe
16-07-2007, 14:50
looks like deadly fun

Edit: omg his voice is hilarious

*Rimshot*

The voice makes suicide fun! :p
RLI Rides Again
16-07-2007, 14:50
I admit it though, that Bees voice made me laugh. I don't really find problem with this though, if anything it's educational to the plight of the Palestinians and their fight.

You just said it was comparable to Jesus Camp and Fox News praising the killing of Muslims. Are you saying that you didn't have a problem with Jesus Camp or Fox News either, or are you just being your usual inconsistent self?

EDIT: Hamilay beat me to it.
Thumbless Pete Crabbe
16-07-2007, 14:51
Can't wait for Hassan the Giant Jellyfish ...

Maybe an octopus with eight scimitars, after that. The possibilities are endless. Omar the Octopus! :)
Knootian East Indies
16-07-2007, 14:52
Maybe the most disturbing part: how is a mouse cousin to a bee? Not sure how that works. :confused:

Farvour the Mouse had a human grandfather.

Youtube: The Killing of Farvour (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrieBhaGgHM&NR=1)
Nodinia
16-07-2007, 14:53
Lorne Michaels and the rest of SNL would be so proud...
http://www.geocities.com/robert_scorpio/imgs/snl_killer_bees.jpg

That looks like a young Elliot Gould...
Yootopia
16-07-2007, 14:55
I admit it though, that Bees voice made me laugh. I don't really find problem with this though, if anything it's educational to the plight of the Palestinians and their fight.
It's not educational to anything other than how low Hamas as willing to stoop.

Although, yes, the bee's voice is hilarious.
Andaras Prime
16-07-2007, 14:55
So you don't have a problem with Jesus camps or praising the killing of Muslims either?

Unfortunately though America is not under occupation and daily air attacks.
Thumbless Pete Crabbe
16-07-2007, 14:56
That looks like a young Elliot Gould...

I thought it was. Isn't it?
Thumbless Pete Crabbe
16-07-2007, 14:57
Farvour the Mouse had a human grandfather.

Youtube: The Killing of Farvour (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrieBhaGgHM&NR=1)

Well, that only complicates things further. I give up trying to understand it. :p
Arab Maghreb Union
16-07-2007, 14:58
And this is different from Jesus camps where kids worship the image of George Bush and are told to be 'soldiers for Jesus', or when Faux praised the killing of Muslims?

It's not different.
Yootopia
16-07-2007, 15:01
Unfortunately though America is not under occupation and daily air attacks.
Even the Gaza Strip isn't under daily air attacks. At least try not to discredit the Palestinian cause, or is that your goal entirely - the complete discreditation of the left wing?

Because it's what you're doing, AP.
Tannelorn
16-07-2007, 15:13
Well if one knows any palestinian history [starting with the refugee's trying to take over lebanon and commit genocide on the "jew loving christians" there.] Would know that the Hamas don't need any help discrediting their cause. They seem to be able to do that just fine themselves.

Such as Hamas' complete inability to function in...any..normal..government or society that does not have them as absolute monarchs. The "Hamaliban" government in Gaza is not under any form of attack except from their own inability to rule peacefully. There is no Palestinian cause, there is the cause of Hamas [conquest and genocide], and the cause of Fatah [sovereignty and peaceful coexistence]. Fatah has already proven they are civilised and able to work with others. Hamas well..we all know how well that went.

This children's show is simply a bid to gain more support in the West bank, nothing more, nothing less. Hamas and those like them will always attempt to use children as a weapon. They know westerners have a very hard time pulling a trigger when a gun is pointed at a child, and we would never, ever countenance using our own children as suicide bombers.

Hamas envisions an army of child bombers to win their "war" against Isreal.
Lets hope the rest of Hamas shares the same fate as Farvour. Thank God, Jehovah and Allah that this show got canned. All it could ever lead to was dead children and more sorrow.
Vetalia
16-07-2007, 17:03
You'd think that after two generations of this propaganda bullshit and zero progress that they'd realize it doesn't work, but no...
RLI Rides Again
16-07-2007, 17:12
You'd think that after two generations of this propaganda bullshit and zero progress that they'd realize it doesn't work, but no...

"The only thing people learn from history is that people don't learn from history".
Copiosa Scotia
16-07-2007, 17:18
...this time a six-foot tall bee called Nahoul - the mouse's "cousin''.

I'm skeptical about the authenticity of this claim.
Nodinia
16-07-2007, 17:22
Well .......

Bollocks.

Why were the Palestinians in Lebanon in the first place, btw?
Maineiacs
16-07-2007, 17:42
I thought it was. Isn't it?

Yeah, it's him. I remember that skit.
Oklatex
16-07-2007, 18:16
...I don't really find problem with this though, ....

You don't have a problem with teaching children it is OK to hate and murder others? You don't have a problem with teaching children it is OK to kill themselves and they will be rewarded for it? Wow, I can't believe you don't have a problem with that. :(
Lunatic Goofballs
16-07-2007, 18:30
I bet it's every bit as pedantic and uninteresting for those kids as 'Davey and Goliath' is over here.

I could never watch that show for more than three minutes at a time. :p
Remote Observer
16-07-2007, 20:11
I bet it's every bit as pedantic and uninteresting for those kids as 'Davey and Goliath' is over here.

I could never watch that show for more than three minutes at a time. :p

Except that in Davey and Goliath, they aren't martyred in the show.

Poor Mickey the Suicide Bomber, beaten to death by Jews...
Smunkeeville
16-07-2007, 20:15
Maybe the most disturbing part: how is a mouse cousin to a bee? Not sure how that works. :confused:

cousins by marriage of course, the mouse's uncle obviously married a bee who was already a single mom.
JuNii
16-07-2007, 20:18
Huh?

"We will take revenge upon the enemies of Allah, the killer of the prophets and of the innocent children, until we liberate Al-Aqsa from their impurity. We place our trust in Allah.
Says a Bee who's a Mouse's COUSIN?!? :eek:
JuNii
16-07-2007, 20:20
This thread is useless without the sex pics of the bee and the mouse.

well I got some pics of a woman an... sorry, that's mutated bees. doesn't count... :p
Remote Observer
16-07-2007, 20:21
cousins by marriage of course, the mouse's uncle obviously married a bee who was already a single mom.

This thread is useless without the sex pics of the bee and the mouse.
Vetalia
16-07-2007, 20:24
This thread is useless without the sex pics of the bee and the mouse.

Hold on, I just need to stop by /b/ for a second.
Wilgrove
16-07-2007, 20:38
I just saw the video for the first time and wow...what I want to know is how can someone maintain that high pitch? Jeez... and why am I having a hard time taking a bee who was smiling as a serious threat?
RLI Rides Again
16-07-2007, 22:28
Maybe the bee and the mouse are very distant cousins.
Vetalia
16-07-2007, 22:28
Maybe the bee and the mouse are very distant cousins.

True. Nothing brings a family together faster than the devious savagery of the Jews...
Myrmidonisia
17-07-2007, 21:55
I just saw the video for the first time and wow...what I want to know is how can someone maintain that high pitch? Jeez... and why am I having a hard time taking a bee who was smiling as a serious threat?

Helium?
New Stalinberg
17-07-2007, 22:00
I for one believe another Operation Wrath of God is in order here.
Gauthier
18-07-2007, 07:08
I for one believe another Operation Wrath of God is in order here.

This time being "Who gives a fuck if they actually have anything to do with Hamas or not? If they're Palestinian, fuck 'em and kill 'em."
Nodinia
18-07-2007, 08:37
I for one believe another Operation Wrath of God is in order here.

Yes, nothing quite justifies nearly 40 years of occupation like a good bit of native-bashing....reminds them who is boss, doesn't it?
Neu Leonstein
18-07-2007, 08:53
The production values are awesome. Shows that the sanctions are working.

*nods*

Seriously though, if a kid is dumb enough to watch that show when he or she could watch the translated Simpsons (with Omar, who doesn't drink beer but tea), he or she probably deserves to be blown up. Just a bit unfair to their victims.
Barringtonia
18-07-2007, 08:55
Frustrated Palestinians shouted at the delegation: "We don't want Fatah or Hamas, we just want to get out of here."

No one likes Hamas or Fatah or the extreme end of Israeli politics or any form of extremists except a small minority - most people just want a bit of peace in their lives.

This video is simply wrong on every level and should be abhorred separately to what anyone's personal feelings on the situation is.

It simply doesn't help.
Linker Niederrhein
18-07-2007, 08:58
The production values are awesome. Shows that the sanctions are working.

*nods*

Seriously though, if a kid is dumb enough to watch that show when he or she could watch the translated Simpsons (with Omar, who doesn't drink beer but tea), he or she probably deserves to be blown up. Just a bit unfair to their victims.*Wonders how they explain the frequent drunkenness of assorted characters*

Tea - it's teh funky!
Neu Leonstein
18-07-2007, 09:00
*Wonders how they explain the frequent drunkenness of assorted characters*

Tea - it's teh funky!
http://news.independent.co.uk/media/article320877.ece

They actually reedit episodes and change storylines. I can't say I've seen any of it, so maybe I have to reverse my earlier statement. That bee has a lot of comedic value, plus the idea of some hooded Hamas gunman twisting his scrotum to produce that noise is hilarious in and for itself.
Yootopia
18-07-2007, 10:21
I just saw the video for the first time and wow...what I want to know is how can someone maintain that high pitch? Jeez... and why am I having a hard time taking a bee who was smiling as a serious threat?
They had their knackers surgically removed with a spade at the age of 14, probably.

Oh and the closest I could get to the mouse-bee sex was thus --> http://www.beedogs.com/
Lunatic Goofballs
18-07-2007, 10:35
Except that in Davey and Goliath, they aren't martyred in the show.

Much to my continued chagrin. :p
Troglobites
18-07-2007, 12:09
cousins by marriage of course, the mouse's uncle obviously married a bee who was already a single mom.

"that's very funny, a fly marrying a bumble bee."
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Kids, the greedy jews are hoarding all the worlds honey, they must be stopped!
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http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/df/BumblebeeMan.gif
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