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Passed-out on dope on a beach in the Carribean when I'm 93. :p

A rather simple question: How would you like to pass away? Would you like to go quietly in your sleep, or perhaps during an intimate moment with a spouse?

What is your ideal way to die?

In the immortal words of Homer (Simpson)

"In an avalanche of naked girls"

Heat death of the universe, ideally.

Death by sexual exhaustion having made love, repeatedly, to every female competitor in the 2020 Olympics Beach Volleyball competition.

Voluntary eunthenasia. Perhaps sometime after my 10000th birthday or so.

Sitting on a large bomb dropped on Belgium.

No reason.

Death by old age despite being smothered for being a cold hearted bitch who ordered the death of millions. My children would murder me in my sleep to end my reign of terror. :)

No real preference, as long as it's quick and painless.

A rather simple question: How would you like to pass away? Would you like to go quietly in your sleep, or perhaps during an intimate moment with a spouse?

What is your ideal way to die?

No. I refuse to die. By the time I come close to death by old age, we will have those neato computers you can place your consciousness in. Since there is nothing after death but complete oblivion, why die?

No. I refuse to die. By the time I come close to death by old age, we will have those neato computers you can place your consciousness in. Since there is nothing after death but complete oblivion, why die?

But what is consciousness?

Crashing a helicopter full of burning-hot treacle into the Saudi royal family *nods*

Are you just curious or are we making requests?

Anyway, I'd like to die on my 100th birthday at my beach house in Maui, and I'd want my wife to be so upset that she has to drop out of college.

But what is consciousness?

Oh, don't start with me on that; my dad is bad enough. It is nothing more than a reflection of the brain's current state. There is nothing else to consciousness.

Are you just curious or are we making requests?

Anyway, I'd like to die on my 100th birthday at my beach house in Maui, and I'd want my wife to be so upset that she has to drop out of college.
Making requests, we're actually going to get $10 from every new member from now until the end of the year, and use it to organise all of these things ;)

Doing something heroic.

Quickly and painlessly.

Oh, don't start with me on that; my dad is bad enough. It is nothing more than a reflection of the brain's current state. There is nothing else to consciousness.

Heh then how do you suppose you would get you consiconess into a computer?

I was thinking about this the other day, in a non-suicidal kinda way.
Couldn't come up with many great ideas. Maybe a massive drugs overdose. Have a bit of wild drug fueled fun before the huge low and eminent death. Or just being shot real randomly, i.e not seeing it coming and dying instantly.

I was thinking about this the other day, in a non-suicidal kinda way.
Couldn't come up with many great ideas. Maybe a massive drugs overdose. Have a bit of wild drug fueled fun before the huge low and eminent death. Or just being shot real randomly, i.e not seeing it coming and dying instantly.

Sounds like retiring to L.A. would be a convenient move if you want to do a little of both. :p Not really, but kinda. :)

Heh then how do you suppose you would get you consiconess into a computer?
Artificial intelligence of some kind, and if this whole 'conciousness' thing is stupidly argued any more, it'll ruin this topic, so how's about make a little topic for your irritating philosophical debates, eh?

I would prefer to die after my husband......but other than that I don't really care. I probably don't want to be tortured for days on end, but that really has nothing to do with the actual dying part.

Sounds like retiring to L.A. would be a convenient move if you want to do a little of both. :p Not really, but kinda. :)

Lol, nice.
Been to L.A twice already actually. As for retiring there, well, not sure if I'm that keen.
Granted though, it would be a good place for those particular ideas, heh.

Artificial intelligence of some kind, and if this whole 'conciousness' thing is stupidly argued any more, it'll ruin this topic, so how's about make a little topic for your irritating philosophical debates, eh?

Why are you getting so angry? Lighten up a little, its just a forum thread.

in my sleep preferably

Fighting a horde of Vikings with an axe.

I would have myself run over by a 18-wheeler truck running at 50 miles per hour.

Artificial intelligence of some kind, and if this whole 'conciousness' thing is stupidly argued any more, it'll ruin this topic, so how's about make a little topic for your irritating philosophical debates, eh?

Ohhhh handbag! Look it goes like this.

I was not talking to you, I was replying to the words of another poster, if you don't like what I say, or think that I am 'off topic' then why don't you use your free will and ignore me?

Coz rest assured when you tell me what I should do, well understandably I shall get all riled up.

Of old age, in my bed, and with a maiden´s mouth around my cock.

I would prefer to die after my husband......but other than that I don't really care. I probably don't want to be tortured for days on end, but that really has nothing to do with the actual dying part.

Y'know I was talking about this sorta stuff with my wife a while ago, and we both said that we would like to die before each other.

I honestly can't see me coping if my wife were to die before me.

Ohhhh handbag! Look it goes like this.

I was not talking to you, I was replying to the words of another poster, if you don't like what I say, or think that I am 'off topic' then why don't you use your free will and ignore me?

Coz rest assured when you tell me what I should do, well understandably I shall get all riled up.
*is utterly uninterested*

Of old age, in my bed, and with a maiden´s mouth around my cock.

Ummm wouldn't it be better with someone with a little more experiance, I mean a maiden? She'd be all like biteing it and not knowing what to do with it. Naaaa I'd rather, not quite a crone, lets settle for a mother huh!

Ummm wouldn't it be better with someone with a little more experiance, I mean a maiden? She'd be all like biteing it and not knowing what to do with it. Naaaa I'd rather, not quite a crone, lets settle for a mother huh!

Well, its a quote from a book.

Game of thrones is the name, and the quote is from Tyrion Lannister.

Well, its a quote from a book.

Game of thrones is the name, and the quote is from Tyrion Lannister.

Ahhh I see, hehe I just thought you was being rude!

I wanna die a soldiers death :mp5:.

I wanna die a soldiers death :mp5:.

Heh good luck with that one.

I wanna die a soldiers death :mp5:.

What do you consider that to be?

I'd like to die from an orgasm so strong my brain melts

Late.

Impaled by a spiky german helmet.

Or flying shark attack.

I wouldn't. Ever.

Although dying hand in hand with the love of my life has great appeal.

Late.

Isn't everyone late once they die? :p

sorry

hit by the asteroid that will destroy the world.

I want to die when I'm old from playing Russian roulette.

Please select mode of death: Quick and painless or slow and horrible?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8gjhdL1A1Y

Pushing the activation button on a black hole generator.

Run over by an out-of-control cement truck driven by the Incredible Hulk.

Pushing the activation button on a black hole generator.

Wow thats scarey i was going to say something remarkably similar to this lol Death by Black Hole

do you ever think maybe, just maybe hell is real? or even heaven. that when you die, your mind does live on forever. i couldnt handle that, even if it was heaven, it would still be hell. i just want absolute nothingness, no thinking, no anything. thats the only reason i want to stay alive right now. im scared. i would go absolutley freakin insane if i lived forever. i cant even think about it.

Pushing the activation button on a black hole generator.

http://members.fortunecity.com/chippy3/other/erase.html

whore-house heart attack.

whore-house heart attack.

You might want to specify the reason for the heart attack... :p

do you ever think maybe, just maybe hell is real? or even heaven. that when you die, your mind does live on forever. i couldnt handle that, even if it was heaven, it would still be hell. i just want absolute nothingness, no thinking, no anything. thats the only reason i want to stay alive right now. im scared. i would go absolutley freakin insane if i lived forever. i cant even think about it.

No one has a response to my slightly emo post? Maybe you really do have to slit your wrists to get some attention...

No one has a response to my slightly emo post? Maybe you really do have to slit your wrists to get some attention...

Well, there's always the fact that living forever isn't a bad thing if you've got a mind capable of comprehending it...I figure that's part of the package.

Well, there's always the fact that living forever isn't a bad thing if you've got a mind capable of comprehending it...I figure that's part of the package.

i comprhend just find, but you know how the saying goes, ignorance is bliss. then again, knowledge is power.

i comprhend just find, but you know how the saying goes, ignorance is bliss. then again, knowledge is power.

I doubt any human being can really comprehend eternity.

But if knowledge is power, and God is omnipotent, then God is infinitely knowledgeable, and if ignorance is bliss then he is infinitely unhappy...

I doubt any human being can really comprehend eternity.

But if knowledge is power, and God is omnipotent, then God is infinitely knowledgeable, and if ignorance is bliss then he is infinitely unhappy...

nice logic. i never would have thought of that. but i dont really believe in god.

nice logic. i never would have thought of that. but i dont really believe in god.

How come your post count is always 4?

How come your post count is always 4?

just wait. its about to be 5

Death by Snoo-snoo, of course. :)

Apart from dying when being prepared for it and really expecting it, or something:

In a frickin' spectacular (KABOOM!) and awfully epic way. Not "soldier's death"; doing Rodger Young simply isn't epic enough.

In these times, however, it is hard to steer a starship into collision course with ultra-eb1l something completely obliterating it in the process and thus by sacrificing oneself saving Mankind, duh. I'd thus have to be satisfied with something smaller.

[edit: doing Marvin Heemeyer definitely IS epic enough, however]

Crashing my fiery red Ferrari into a truck at 150 km/h while trying to hold the cops off with an Uzi.

Otherwise, something painless.

Get killed by a real Klingon.

In a nuclear or anti-matter explosion. Just poof, not there anymore. The hard radiation will help everyone remember me!

Firing Squad....after unsuccessfully leading a guerrilla movement in some totalitarian country...or a death like in V for Vendetta...or Crank

or a death like in V for Vendetta...
Agreed. Quite epic.

I want to die just like Blessed Imelda. (http://www.catholic.org/saints/saint.php?saint_id=125)

If my wife outlives me? In my beach house on Maui the night after the Super Bowl, in which the Dolphins actually win it and not just think about it. In my sleep. In peace. At the age of 80. Or older.

If I outlive my wife? In my beach house on Maui worshipping a large, voluptuous, too-much-to-handle ethnic goddess.

Having spent a couple of days in hospital recently with appendicitis, I can say affirmatively, that I do not want to die of a long, drawn out organ failure like some of the people in my ward. Turning bright yellow and pissing blood after a liver failure is not my idea of a dignified exit.

At the moment I tend to put death out of my mind, since when I do have an existential crisis it's probably the most terrifying thing I've experienced. Death isn't something I welcome.

Am I strange for wanting too experience death while conscious? Many people here seem to prefer to die in their sleep or such.

I'd like to die from being murdered by a large series of angry musicologists and composers who hate how I insult their music in every fashion imaginable just for the hell of it. Arnold Schoenberg would be heading the pack.

I would like to die laying face up in a field of velvet soft grass, staring at the clouds rolling lazily by, on a perfect spring day. My husband laying with his head on my stomach and my fingers entwined in his, our palms over his heart..... :fluffle:

Oh wait.... damn I need to stop dreaming..... I don't care how I go, preferrably saving the life of an animal I suppose. However, if someone were to try and kill me off, theyd better make damn sure I'm dead....

Am I strange for wanting too experience death while conscious? Many people here seem to prefer to die in their sleep or such.

No, I wanted to be run over by an out of control cement truck driven by the Incredible Hulk, so I'm in the conscious camp as well.

Thrown into a big vat of molten cheese by my archnemesis. My plucky sidekick, Bacon Lad will avenge me!

No, I wanted to be run over by an out of control cement truck driven by the Incredible Hulk, so I'm in the conscious camp as well.

I want to die consciously too. I want to go out fighting Schoenberg until he tells me he's my father, then I scream "Nooooo!" and jump off a very tall building.

I want to go out like Arvel Crynyd (http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Arvel_Crynyd)...

...Kicking and screaming into the bridge of a Super Star Destroyer on an A-Wing...

In all honesty, I don't mind how I die, as long as it's far off in the future.

I really want to live to see 2050.

*dies unfulfilled*

Taken apart by and used to construct a swarm of nanobots.

Some funny way... Darwin awards style. Like riding a rollercoaster and accidentaly stabbing myself in the eye with a lollipop. Just so they can crack some jokes at my funeral. I'd hate to ruin their day :)

in a fight scene with the song Navras playing

Taken apart by and used to construct a swarm of nanobots.

Just give me 25 years.

In the immortal words of Homer (Simpson)

"In an avalanche of naked girls"

Hmm, reminds me of The Meaning of Life.

In other comedy references, choking to death on a bra aged 181 sounds like a hell of sexy way to go.