NationStates Jolt Archive

http://images.salon.com/comics/tomo/2007/07/09/tomo/story.jpg

Now where did I leave that yellowcake? :(

Schroedinger's Dick?

Very true.

Unfortunately.

PsychoticDan, you're back? Where have you been? :p

PsychoticDan, you're back? Where have you been? :p

I've been forming my doomsday cult. I have three members and we all ride Vespas that run on cow farts.

I've been forming my doomsday cult. I have three members and we all ride Vespas that run on cow farts.

Wait, they're fueled by the cow farts, or they run on them, like a hovercraft?

I've been forming my doomsday cult. I have three members and we all ride Vespas that run on cow farts.

Wow, I've just been golfing most of the summer and installing my PS3...you've got me beat.

But what will happen if they find a way to cut down on cows' methane emissions? Peak Cow?

Wait, they're fueled by the cow farts, or they run on them, like a hovercraft?

We shove a three inch cathoder up a cows ass, strap teh cow to the back and go. If the cow lets out a particularily long gasser it is possible to hover, but I have to warn you to breath through your mouth.

Dick Cheney is not just not in any of the branches of the government, he's a different independent government, he just spends a lot of time in the White House.

Wow, I've just been golfing most of the summer and installing my PS3...you've got me beat.

But what will happen if they find a way to cut down on cows' methane emissions? Peak Cow?

No.


Ethanol will bring about peak cow, pig and chicken, but not reduced cow farts.

No.

Ethanol will bring about peak cow, pig and chicken, but not reduced cow farts.

True. But then again, maybe it will help with our obesity problem...

I'm not sure what's worse, though: a car that runs on corn ethanol or one that runs on fresh water.

Lewis Black on meeting Dick Cheney: "I never stood that close to Evil."

True. But then again, maybe it will help with our obesity problem...

I'm not sure what's worse, though: a car that runs on corn ethanol or one that runs on fresh water.

Well, when we run out of both we'll build a car that runs on the souls of dead babies. Fuckin' A! V-8 Hemi gets 600 horse power and 8 miles to the dead baby!

Well, when we run out of both we'll build a car that runs on the souls of dead babies. Fuckin' A! V-8 Hemi gets 600 horse power and 8 miles to the dead baby!

And we could raise our crops with Brawndo! It's got what plants crave, after all.

Schroedinger's Dick?

Just disgusting while simultaneously funny and appropriate.

I've been forming my doomsday cult. I have three members and we all ride Vespas that run on cow farts.

You liar. You have plenty more than that.
You're probably just underreporting for tax reasons or something.