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All attempted robberies should end this way.

Oklatex
14-07-2007, 22:06
Wouldn't it be great if all attempted robberies could end with the potential victims and the perpetrator sharing wine, cheese, and a hug?

Would-be robber stays for wine and hugs

WASHINGTON (AP) — Police on Capitol Hill are baffled by an attempted robbery that began with a handgun put to the head of a 14-year-old girl and ended in a group hug.

It started around midnight on June 16 when a group of friends was finishing dinner on the patio of a District of Columbia home, authorities and witnesses said. That's when a hooded man slid through an open gate and pointed a handgun at the girl's head.

"Give me your money, or I'll start shooting," he said, the witnesses told The Washington Post.

Everyone froze, they said, but then one guest spoke up.

"We were just finishing dinner," Cristina Rowan, 43, told the man. "Why don't you have a glass of wine with us?"
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The intruder had a sip of their Chateau Malescot St-Exupery and said, "Damn, that's good wine."

The girl's father, Michael Rabdau, 51, told him to take the whole glass, and Rowan offered him the bottle. The would-be robber, with his hood down, took another sip and a bite of Camembert cheese and put the gun in his sweatpants.

Then the story got even more bizarre.

The man with the gun apologized, the witnesses told the Post.

"I think I may have come to the wrong house," he said. "Can I get a hug?"

Rowan stood up and wrapped her arms around the man and the four other guests followed.

The man walked away a few moments later with the crystal wine glass in hand. No one was hurt, but once he was gone, the group went inside, locked the door and called 911.

Police said Friday that the case was strange but true. Investigators have not located a suspect.

"We've had robbers that apologize and stuff, but nothing where they sit down and drink wine," Cmdr. Diane Groomes said. "The only good thing is they would be able to identify him because they hugged them."
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http://www.usatoday.com/news/offbeat/2007-07-13-wine-robber_N.htm?csp=34
Call to power
14-07-2007, 22:10
Wouldn't it be great if all attempted robberies could end with the potential victims and the perpetrator sharing wine, cheese, and a hug?

no everything should involve having wine, cheese and hugs :)
United Beleriand
14-07-2007, 22:17
This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed.:eek:
Oklatex
14-07-2007, 22:22
:eek:

My bad, next time I will post only the link. I did however give credit by posting the link. ;)
Hoyteca
15-07-2007, 14:00
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxQDg19td2s

I disagree. Sounds too French, what with the wine and the cheese and the fact that the robber seemed too soft and whatnot. More robberies should end like the robbery in my link. No only end, but also start and continue. Saves taxpayers money because cops don't have to spend money tracking down the criminals.
SaintB
15-07-2007, 14:27
I have to agree... if more attampets at crime ended in group hugs the world would be a better place.
Nimarland
15-07-2007, 15:01
The man walked away a few moments later with the crystal wine glass in hand.

I think that you are all mistaken.. this is obviously an attempt to steal wine glasses (I bet ya the guy was an artifatc's expert/black marketeer and that the glass was a pricy piece)

(I can see the thieves' union demanding wine and hugs as part of their "jobs")
Thumbless Pete Crabbe
15-07-2007, 15:02
Coulda been worse. :p
Katganistan
15-07-2007, 15:04
Thank God no one was hurt.
IL Ruffino
15-07-2007, 15:09
What is the robber was under the age of 21?

Then the people who gave him the wine broke the law!
Thumbless Pete Crabbe
15-07-2007, 15:10
What is the robber was under the age of 21?

Then the people who gave him the wine broke the law!

Nah, I think there's exceptions when adults are present for wine, although that varies by state, probably. :p
IL Ruffino
15-07-2007, 15:13
Nah, I think there's exceptions when adults are present for wine, although that varies by state, probably. :p

DC isn't a state. :p
Thumbless Pete Crabbe
15-07-2007, 15:14
DC isn't a state. :p

Hm. Well, I give up then - no clue. :p
IL Ruffino
15-07-2007, 15:23
Hm. Well, I give up then - no clue. :p

Aha! Look what I found!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/46/Underage_consumption_map_2006.GIF

DC has no exceptions.

Charge the bastards!
Thumbless Pete Crabbe
15-07-2007, 15:30
Aha! Look what I found!

DC has no exceptions.

Charge the bastards!

Ouch - looks like zero tolerance is in effect out there. :p Hopefully the authorities will go easy, maybe offer an easy plea deal.
Myrmidonisia
15-07-2007, 15:47
Yep, it would be nice, but I'm not trading in my 12 gauge on a nice wheel of brie.
Arab Maghreb Union
15-07-2007, 15:48
Yep, it would be nice, but I'm not trading in my 12 gauge on a nice wheel of brie.

Amen. :)
Copiosa Scotia
15-07-2007, 20:32
I have to agree... if more attampets at crime ended in group hugs the world would be a better place.

I don't know. Can't speak for anyone else, but I would probably commit more crimes.
Multiland
15-07-2007, 21:02
You know what, whether that guy commits more crimes or not, what Cristina Rowan (and the other guests) did was pretty fucking smart. He had a gun at a girl's head, you piss him off and he might shoot. Even if you have a gun, you might not shoot him before he shoots her. So Rowan diffused the situation by being nice to the guy and letting him sit down for something to drink etc. Then as soon as he'd left the doors were locked and cops called. Very smart. Mighta pissed off the daughter a bit ("Why were you so nice to him?!"), but it might just have saved her life.