NationStates Jolt Archive

"An advisor was briefing George Bush this morning, when he told the president about 3 Brazilian soldiers dying in Iraq. To the amazement of everyone in the room, Bush turned pale, and looked ill. After a few moments, he composed himself, and asked the advisor "How many is a brazilian?"

:p:D

"An advisor was briefing George Bush this morning, when he told the president about 3 Brazilian soldiers dying in Iraq. To the amazement of everyone in the room, Bush turned pale, and looked ill. After a few moments, he composed himself, and asked the advisor "How many is a brazilian?"

:p:D

Good one, but i'm sure it'll make Heikoku sick, what with the connotation of "Bush" and "Brazilian".
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Vote Zilam!

I have heard that one before.

A man walks into a bar and to his surprise sees George Bush and Condi sitting and talking in a smoke filled table hidden up the back. He asked the bartender if that is Bush and Condi up the back and he nods. The man then walks up to their table and asks 'What are you two talking about?'.
Condi replies 'We are planning World War III'.
Surprised, the man asks 'How will it start?'.
Condi calmly replies, 'We're going to kill 10 million Arabs and a bicycle repairman'
Confused, the man says 'A bicycle repairman?'
Bush then turns to Condi and says 'I told you no one would care about the 10 million Arabs!'

I have heard that one before.

A man walks into a bar and to his surprise sees George Bush and Condi sitting and talking in a smoke filled table hidden up the back. He asked the bartender if that is Bush and Condi up the back and he nods. The man then walks up to their table and asks 'What are you two talking about?'.
Condi replies 'We are planning World War III'.
Surprised, the man asks 'How will it start?'.
Condi calmly replies, 'We're going to kill 10 million Arabs and a bicycle repairman'
Confused, the man says 'A bicycle repairman?'
Bush then turns to Condi and says 'I told you no one would care about the 10 million Arabs!'

Ohhh. Sad but true :(

If you really want a good laugh at George's expense, look up Bushisms. It's all the times he's misspoken something. There are hundreds of them.

Wikipedia Bushisms: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bushisms