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Armed Robber's Taste In Wine Saves Victim [The DCD Files]

Turquoise Days
13-07-2007, 22:01
I always knew wine was good for drinking, but I didn't know it protected you from armed crazies. It's a good thing it wasn't cheap plonk. The last guests at the barbecue in the Capitol Hill neighbourhood of Washington were savouring the remains of a very fine bottle of Chateau Malescot St Exupery when a robber appeared in their midst, and held a gun to the head of a teenage girl.

"He said: 'Everyone give me your money or I am going to start shooting. I am very serious about this'," Michael Rabdau, the girl's father, told the Guardian.

By that point in the evening only close friends were still left in the garden of the home, 13 city blocks from the great white dome of the US Capitol. Nobody saw the intruder slip in through the gate, which the homeowner had left ajar while he took his dog for a walk.

"He was like a shark. No one saw him coming," Mr Rabdau said.

The intruder, who had a hood pulled over his face, first levelled his gun at the head of Mr Rabdau's daughter, Khyber, 14, and demanded money.

When she said she had none, he moved towards the other guests, handgun drawn. In the following minutes, the terrified party guests tried to calm the robber.

After what seemed an eternity, another guest offered the robber a sip of the bordeaux they were drinking. "He tasted the wine, and said: 'Damn, that's really good wine.' And it really was," Mr Rabdau said. The guests offered him a glass, and then the entire bottle. The would-be robber helped then himself to a piece of camembert.

He put the gun away, and told the guests: "I think I must have come to the wrong house," and told them he was sorry. He asked for a hug, and each of the guests gave him a squeeze.

The robber then asked for a group hug, and the party guests formed a circle to embrace him. The robber then poured himself a full glass of wine and let himself out.

By the time the stunned party guests summoned the courage to go indoors and telephone the police, the robber was long gone. But nothing had been stolen, and nobody had been hurt.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/usa/story/0,,2126115,00.html

Well doesn't that make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Or is that just the wine talking?
Szanth
13-07-2007, 22:04
I always knew wine was good for drinking, but I didn't know it protected you from armed crazies.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/usa/story/0,,2126115,00.html

Well doesn't that make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Or is that just the wine talking?

It... actually does make me feel kinda warm and fuzzy. Damnit.
Turquoise Days
13-07-2007, 22:16
It... actually does make me feel kinda warm and fuzzy. Damnit.

After a bottle and a half of wine, I bet he did too.
UNITIHU
13-07-2007, 22:19
Further proof that wider spread alcohol consumption will cause world peace.

Middle East, drink up!
Sumamba Buwhan
13-07-2007, 22:26
I call bullshit

It was staged by the owner (a wine distributor) who was supposedly out walking his dog.
Johnny B Goode
13-07-2007, 22:42
I always knew wine was good for drinking, but I didn't know it protected you from armed crazies.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/usa/story/0,,2126115,00.html

Well doesn't that make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Or is that just the wine talking?

That's a surprisingly nice robber.
The Sadisco Room
13-07-2007, 22:48
I call bullshit

It was staged by the owner (a wine distributor) who was supposedly out walking his dog.

I agree, look at how subtly the article drops the name of the wine in the first paragraph.
Myrmidonisia
13-07-2007, 22:51
I call bullshit

It was staged by the owner (a wine distributor) who was supposedly out walking his dog.
It's a good thing he didn't try to pull that at one of my barbecues. A bottle and a half of 'shine would have killed him.
Dinaverg
13-07-2007, 23:00
Khyber?
New Granada
13-07-2007, 23:02
Khyber?

There's a Khyber pass in Afghanistan, IMMSMC, also a "Khyber Battle" in Islamic history.

Clearly these people have middle eastern names... Rabdau.
New Granada
13-07-2007, 23:04
I have to agree that this was staged as well.

As everyone well knows, Washington DC has a law PROHIBITING guns.

There is no possible way that this guy could have pulled a gun - they are BANNED.
Darknovae
13-07-2007, 23:08
I have to agree that this was staged as well.

As everyone well knows, Washington DC has a law PROHIBITING guns.

There is no possible way that this guy could have pulled a gun - they are BANNED.

He could have gotten it illegally.

But this story makes me feel too warm and fuzzy inside to believe it.
Johnny B Goode
13-07-2007, 23:11
I retract my previous statement.
New Granada
13-07-2007, 23:11
He could have gotten it illegally.

But this story makes me feel too warm and fuzzy inside to believe it.

Gotten it illegally? But, but, someone should have told him that guns are BANNED in Washington DC. Why didn't someone explain this to him? Why wasn't there a sign posted or something?
Darknovae
13-07-2007, 23:13
Gotten it illegally? But, but, someone should have told him that guns are BANNED in Washington DC. Why didn't someone explain this to him? Why wasn't there a sign posted or something?

I have no idea if you're being sarcastic or not.
Philosopy
13-07-2007, 23:16
Gotten it illegally? But, but, someone should have told him that guns are BANNED in Washington DC. Why didn't someone explain this to him? Why wasn't there a sign posted or something?

You know, I looked at this thread, thought about making a sarcastic statement along the lines of how this proves guns to be unnecessary, then realised that would be nothing more than a cheap hijack and moved on.

Glad you managed to do the same. :rolleyes:
Dinaverg
13-07-2007, 23:30
You know, I looked at this thread, thought about making a sarcastic statement along the lines of how this proves guns to be unnecessary,

But what if you're under 21?
New Malachite Square
13-07-2007, 23:38
'Damn, that's really good wine.' "And it really was," Mr Rabdau said.

"It's Robber Appeasin' Good!®" he added.
Kyronea
14-07-2007, 01:59
This was so obviously staged it makes my eyes bleed.

...

And yet my heart is still warm and fuzzy...