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One person, one time and never have sex again, who would it be?

I say may future wife, whomever that will be.:)

One person, one time and never have sex again, who would it be?

I say may future wife, whomever that will be.:)

Yes, I also say your future wife ;)

Yes, I also say your future wife ;)

You Win the Internet.

*proffers Key 2 Teh Interwebs*

http://www.kotaku.com/assets/resources/2006/08/shaq.jpg

q's look like g's in the thread list.

<Attempts to figure out how to make the session of sex perpetual.>

<Attempts to figure out how to make the session of sex perpetual.>

God?

One person, one time and never have sex again, who would it be?

I say may future wife, whomever that will be.:)

Yes, I also say your future wife ;)

This is is definitely sig worthy! :D

Whereyouthinkyougoing.

This is is definitely sig worthy! :D

Thank you, my first sig appeance, yay :D

Yes, I also say your future wife ;)

I admit, that made me chuckle. well played

Thank you, my first sig appeance, yay :D

You're welcome, you deserved it. BTW, does anyone know how to fix my sig so that if you click on the words "Best Response to a thread EVER" in my sig, it goes directly to the link?

It'd be my fiancee - and probably if we could select the dateon a time when we'd be able to make Version 2.0 :)

You're welcome, you deserved it. BTW, does anyone know how to fix my sig so that if you click on the owrds "Best Response to a thread EVER" in my sig, it goes directly to the link?

You want this: [ URL="http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12872399&postcount=2"]Best response to a thread EVER[/URL ]
with the first and last [,] restored

One person in all of history?

One person including fictional characters?

Only currently living persons?

Yes, I also say your future wife ;)

Inspired!

I was going to go for a simple "your mum", but that's good.:)

Hmmm, I guess it would be Jessica Alba just to piss off pretty much every guy in love with her. Really though I wanna get freaky with Drew Barrymore and Johnny Dep.

One person in all of history?

One person including fictional characters?

Only currently living persons?

anyone

I admit, that made me chuckle. well played

Good. Because it was my intent to poke some fun, not to anger you :)

how about more than one

Whereyouthinkyougoing.

The way you treat her?

I really don't know who I'd do. Either the girl I like, or Soviestan's answer. (if anyone's that crazy.)

Muhammad or Jesus.

I'm leaning toward Jesus, The Last Supper would look somewhat different.


If you're going to restrict it to currently living real people, there's no one I really think would be an amazing once in a life-time fuck. It's just sex.

I honestly can't think of any one person. If we're talking a one-off, no-strings shag, then it almost doesn't matter which fantasy woman you choose.

Marlene Diettrich.

:)

Classy thread topic.

http://www.famous-people-search.com/chris_evans/chris_evans_picture/chris_evans_007.jpg

Man, almost every pic of him gives me an instant boner. I even sat through both of the "Fantastic Four" movies because of him, and I sure did imagine he could suck as much as they do.

I honestly can't think of any one person. If we're talking a one-off, no-strings shag, then it almost doesn't matter which fantasy woman you choose.
Exactly. One you get to a certain level, they're all pretty much the same, hotness wise.

http://www.famous-people-search.com/chris_evans/chris_evans_picture/chris_evans_007.jpg

Man, almost every pic of him gives me an instant boner. I even sat through both of the "Fantastic Four" movies because of him, and I sure did imagine he can suck as much as they do.

You know, I'd have pegged you for a Johnny Depp kinda guy. Guess you learn something every day.

http://www.famous-people-search.com/chris_evans/chris_evans_picture/chris_evans_007.jpg

Man, almost every pic of him gives me an instant boner. I even sat through both of the "Fantastic Four" movies because of him, and I sure did imagine he could suck as much as they do.

He needs to pull his trousers up.

Soviestan. Obviously.

You know, I'd have pegged you for a Johnny Depp kinda guy. Guess you learn something every day.

I find Johnny Depp physically revolting. This is more my type:

http://madeinbrazil.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/julianolopes2_1.jpg

He needs to pull his trousers up.

That's the wrong direction.

if i HAD to choose

ill go with johnny depp (like he'd agree)

but really its kind of a lot of pressure to put on a man. "well, johnny, i can only have sex one more time and i want it to be with you. im sure you will be the perfect shag. after this it will be a lifetime of forced celibacy and our time together will be all i have to remember of my sex life."

recipe for sexual disaster.

I'd make it someone who I WOULDN'T normally think of. You know who looks good? Rihanna. Also, Kari from Mythbusters.

EDIT: Crap, I missed the bit about never having sex again. Ok, in that case, the Amazonians from Futurama. Then I can die doing what I love; having snu-snu.

One person, one time and never have sex again, who would it be?

my husband, because he knows all 57 of my "happy spots" so it would def. be a good time........anyone else would just be boring.

I wouldn't want to shag her, I'd want to shove that sodding umbrella somewhere uncomfortable, so I don't have to listen to it on the radio at least five times a day.

Not fond of the song.

Rihanna.

I wouldn't want to shag her, I'd want to shove that sodding umbrella somewhere uncomfortable, so I don't have to listen to it on the radio at least five times a day.

I find Johnny Depp physically revolting. This is more my type:

http://madeinbrazil.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/julianolopes2_1.jpg

Ah, I see. I don't personally agree, but I see.

The way you treat her?

How do I treat her?

Ah, I see. I don't personally agree, but I see.

What can I say, I'm into butch/manly men (a sucker for nice beards and/or chest hair/happy trails), preferably 30-40 years old, but Chris Evans is too hot at any age. So, what is your type?

my husband, because he knows all 57 of my "happy spots"so it would def. be a good time........anyone else would just be boring.

I always suspected you were actually Teresa Heinz.

I always suspected you were actually Teresa Heinz.

*pukes*

*kicks Gartref*

One person, one time and never have sex again, who would it be?

I say may future wife, whomever that will be.:)

wouldnt it kind of piss you off when she found she had to go elsewhere to get her sexual needs taken care of?

Bwahahahaha. Smunkee as Teresa Heinz...

Anyway, I'm stuck between Whereyouthinkyougoing and Mary Steenburgen. But which one?!

One person, one time and never have sex again, who would it be?

I say may future wife, whomever that will be.:)

Yupp , nothing kills a sexual relationship faster than getting married

El-Presidente Boris

PS I slept with your future wife.. she's nothing special

Tiamat <3

What can I say, I'm into butch/manly men (a sucker for nice beards and/or chest hair/happy trails), preferably 30-40 years old, but Chris Evans is too hot at any age. So, what is your type?

Kiera Knightley. :D

Can I go to the Garden of Eden, kill Adam, and shag Eve?

Jordana Brewster :).

Can I go to the Garden of Eden, kill Adam, and shag Eve?

I'd prefer to shag Mitochondrial Eve. Who'd be your daddy then?

I would.

I'd prefer to shag Mitochondrial Eve. Who'd be your daddy then?

I would.

ROFL! You'd be my...

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but I would call you "daddy" if that would make you happy.

How do I treat her?

Well, occasionally you're rude to her, but that might just be me misinterpreting your sarcasm.

Cabra West.

hmmm... a lady master of tantric sex would be my first guess....

One person in all of history?

One person including fictional characters?

Only currently living persons?anyone

however.... after this bit...

*sits back in chair with a shit-eating grin on face.*

One person, one time and never have sex again, who would it be?

I say may future wife, whomever that will be.:)

elisha cuthbert or catherine zeta jones

Kiera Knightley. :D

I think I just vomited a little in my mouth.

One person, one time and never have sex again, who would it be?

I say may future wife, whomever that will be.:)

Possibly Paula Abdul, but not if I could never have sex again. No woman is that good. :D

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/MMPH/C55830~Paula-Abdul-Posters.jpg

I think I just vomited a little in my pants.
Fixed.

I think I just vomited a little in my mouth.

There's no proper smiley on Jolt that captures what my facial expression is right now.
-_- <---

Would you prefer I'd have said Scarlett Johansen?

I don't know why, I swear, but Emma Watson keeps coming to mind.

Fixed.

Your attempt at humour makes no sense, and not just by not being the least bit funny, but semantically as well. Keep trying, though, you might succeed some day.

There's no proper smiley on Jolt that captures what my facial expression is right now.
-_- <---

Would you prefer I'd have said Scarlett Johansen?

I'm starting to feel a bit sorry for you, I really am. *pats*

Your attempt at humour makes no sense, and not just by not being the least bit funny, but semantically as well. Keep trying, though, you might succeed some day.



I'm starting to feel a bit sorry for you, I really am. *pats*

:(

There's no accounting for taste these days, Fass.

Your attempt at humour makes no sense, and not just by not being the least bit funny, but semantically as well. Keep trying, though, you might succeed some day.
It does to. You are just jealous that the idea came from me and not yourself.

:(

There's no accounting for taste these days, Fass.

Evidently.

Scarlett Johannson....

It does to.

To what?

You are just jealous that the idea came from me and not yourself.

How cute, you call that little miscarriage of thought an idea.

Emma Thompson - but only if she's in period costume.

Scarlett Johannson....

Hah! That makes two.



...maybe it's just a brown thing.

Eh. Given the transitory nature of physical attraction, I'll also opt for the boring 'future wife' option, if there is to be one. :p

Evidently.

You and your love of six-pack abs and sweaty, well kept bodies.


I'll stick with my pasty white chicks, thanks.

How cute, you call that little miscarriage of thought an idea.
http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/pregnant.jpg

This woman would be a serious contender, though really, the knowledge of one final shag is a bit grim. But Aishwaria Rai's face wouldn't be the worst image to have in your mind before leaving this mortal coil... :)

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y225/alexxshannon/aishwaria1.jpg

Cabra West or Chandelier.

Johnny Depp.

Or Kirsten Dunst.

I'm undecided.

Muravvetts <sp?> just because we could have violent debates in bed, well verbally abusive in its own manner. Although I think I would be more on the receiving end then the giving...so much for my Grand Inquisitor title:P

Well, Mikesburg makes me randy. Beyond that, there's this girl at work who did a lot of bending over, pulling up her pants or letting them slide down to reveal her thong all day. I would happily do her just once.

Oh, I guess you want someone famous (other than Mikesburg.) Shit, I dunno. I'll go with Jessica Biel.

I could think of a few guys in my high school...let's just say them being straight was a little...frustrating.

Chris Evans, not a bad choice though, Fass. Although I personally don't like big hairy men.

Can't i just skip the shag and never have sex? That would make life so much simpler.

This thread title is http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=692
As for one shag and never again....I'd wait. No point in having that one shag right away. I'd either
A). Have it be lame and be disappointed for the rest of my life
B). Have it be flipping awesome and then want it for the rest of my life
So yeah I'd wait as long as I could possibly put it off.
Edit: Emma Watson keeps coming to my mind too.

This woman would be a serious contender, though really, the knowledge of one final shag is a bit grim. But Aishwaria Rai's face wouldn't be the worst image to have in your mind before leaving this mortal coil... :)

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y225/alexxshannon/aishwaria1.jpg

wow..she is absolutely beautiful.
my list is growing,and i like jessica alba as well,and jenny anniston.

also i met this indian girl,she was a doctor,and damn she was smoking,strikingly classic beauty,i stammered thru a convo with her,my son busted my balls for weeks over that,lol.
i am attracted to all sorts of women,but i do love the dark skin exotic women,i dont care about fame.
glad you posted that pic..thanks
reminded me that there are so many beautiful women on this earth,but to do only once?

I don't know why, I swear, but Emma Watson keeps coming to mind.

I feel only infinitesimally better knowing I'm not the only one with that...issue.

This woman would be a serious contender, though really, the knowledge of one final shag is a bit grim. But Aishwaria Rai's face wouldn't be the worst image to have in your mind before leaving this mortal coil... :)

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y225/alexxshannon/aishwaria1.jpg

Meh. Too feline. I'd be afraid that all my socks would be shredded while I slept.

Okay, okay, I'll play.

Zooey Deschanel or Tina Fey. Smart turns me right the hell on.

Meh. Too feline. I'd be afraid that all my socks would be shredded while I slept.


If she shredded your socks, it would only because she had blown them off beforehand. :) OH! [/Quagmire]

If she shredded your socks, it would only because she had blown them off beforehand. :)

Hadn't thought of that. That's a fine point.

Still, she's too pretty, she looks artificial...at least in that pic.

I don't need to shag one more person, I would just skip straight to the life long celibacy. I don't know how people shag each other when they could be doing something more fun/useful like eating or sleeping so yeah, I would use my shag to get some extra sleep time in.

I find Johnny Depp physically revolting. This is more my type:-snip-
I am glad I am married and you are halfway across the world, otherwise we would be competing for the same boys. (although you would probably win, since most of the uber-hawt boys are gay already)

Charlotte Casiraghi

Hadn't thought of that. That's a fine point.

Still, she's too pretty, she looks artificial...at least in that pic.

She's a former Miss India. They all look artificial.

One person, one time and never have sex again, who would it be?

I say may future wife, whomever that will be.:)

Astagfirullah, this is haraam brother! You are bring forth a topic, about sex, in which women and men are freemixing, and possible flirting, and committing lust! You know these kaffir can't control themselves.

:p

Astagfirullah, this is haraam brother! You are bring forth a topic, about sex, in which women and men are freemixing, and possible flirting, and committing lust! You know these kaffir can't control themselves.

:p

Sorry, i thought this was a "everybody gangbang Zilam" thread.
:(

As is typical, i'm sure, for a common percentage of NS goers, i couln't really narrow it down to one.
I've got some ideas, though.
Did i mention Kari Byron?
http://saturn5.com/darwin/beef/images/kari/06-kari_byron_shark_bikini_radio_belly_800x600.jpg

Sorry, i thought this was a "everybody gangbang Zilam" thread.
:(

As is typical, i'm sure, for a common percentage of NS goers, i couln't really narrow it down to one.
I've got some ideas, though.
Did i mention Kari Byron?
http://saturn5.com/darwin/beef/images/kari/06-kari_byron_shark_bikini_radio_belly_800x600.jpg




Gang bang me? Not with out lube you don't!:p

Tina Fey. Smart turns me right the hell on.
Boy, HOWDY!!!! *nods emphatically*

Zooey Deschanel orYeah, not bad neither.

Of course, by your criterion, i have to nominate Muravyets, Sinuhue, Bottle, and WYTYG.

Gang bang me? Not with out lube you don't!:p

I'm sure there's more than enough saliva around here to help.
Especially since that pic of Kari Byron *nods emphatically*

She's a former Miss India. They all look artificial.

My point.

Sorry, i thought this was a "everybody gangbang Zilam" thread.
:(

As is typical, i'm sure, for a common percentage of NS goers, i couln't really narrow it down to one.
I've got some ideas, though.
Did i mention Kari Byron?
http://saturn5.com/darwin/beef/images/kari/06-kari_byron_shark_bikini_radio_belly_800x600.jpg

Kari Byron. Smart and hawt. The only type worth a damn.

Boy, HOWDY!!!! *nods emphatically*

Yeah, not bad neither.

Of course, by your criterion, i have to nominate Muravyets, Sinuhue, Bottle, and WYTYG.

Of course, they go without saying. Hot by assumption.

Of course, they go without saying. Hot by assumption.

Well, all the criterion, really. A few of those folks have pix here somewhere.
Even fewer of them showed some cleavage that generated quite the buzz.
And i missed it. :headbang:

Kari Byron. Smart and hawt. The only type worth a damn.

Seconded. *bows*

Well, all the criterion, really. A few of those folks have pix here somewhere.
Even fewer of them showed some cleavage that generated quite the buzz.
And i missed it. :headbang:

I did, too. Hence the assumption. However, with minds like those four women have, appearance becomes tertiary.

I don't need to shag one more person, I would just skip straight to the life long celibacy. I don't know how people shag each other when they could be doing something more fun/useful like eating or sleeping so yeah, I would use my shag to get some extra sleep time in.
+

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12873272&postcount=76
WHY.THE.NONFUCK.?.

:confused:

It doesn't have to be an all-consuming passion or anything, but sheesh why drop out of something that, even when it's really BAD, it's still pretty good?

Zuleikha Robinson
http://www.the-planets.com/star-biography/Zuleikha-Robinson-Biography-4.jpg

God?That is my nickname in these matters, how'd you guess? ;) Just kidding.

I was just thinking of what would constitute a session of sex and thinking of ways that it wouldn't end necessarily. Is sex over when one participant has an orgasm? Both (all?) of the participants?
If the phone rings in the middle and you have to stop, does that end the session or just postpone it?
Etc.

I did, too. Hence the assumption. However, with minds like those four women have, appearance becomes tertiary.

I will believe this when I see a pic of Janet Reno on your wall. :p

Well, occasionally you're rude to her, but that might just be me misinterpreting your sarcasm.

She's a woman, how am I supposed to treat her? :confused:

Hmmm, I am yet to decide on this one. So many choices. I would probably narrow it down to one of

Paris Hilton
Scarlett Johanson
Kirsten Dunst
Carmen Electra

I must say though, the celibacy option is looking increasingly attractive; too much of a decision to make

I'm going to go out on a limb and say Colin Farrell... At least that way I can have a tape of my last time and it'll get smeared all over the tabloids...

On another note, Fassigen's choice is also very nice looking, so I'll agree with Smunkee and be glad he's far, far away so we don't fight over all the pretty gay boys...

Kari Byron. Smart and hawt. The only type worth a damn.
If you're just going to have sex, why does it matter it they're smart?

It doesn't have to be an all-consuming passion or anything, but sheesh why drop out of something that, even when it's really BAD, it's still pretty good?

Nah, when its bad for me, its bad (and maybe I am just unlucky, but its always bad.) This is even worse when you know you can be doing better things instead. When I do have to shag, I just want to get it over with ASAP.

Nah, when its bad for me, its bad (and maybe I am just unlucky, but its always bad.) This is even worse when you know you can be doing better things instead. When I do have to shag, I just want to get it over with ASAP.

You'll probably lead a much more self-fulfilling life than those who seem to spend every waking moment trying to get laid.

I don't know why, I swear, but Emma Watson keeps coming to mind.
:eek:Oy!

I don't need to shag one more person, I would just skip straight to the life long celibacy. I don't know how people shag each other when they could be doing something more fun/useful like eating or sleeping so yeah, I would use my shag to get some extra sleep time in.
I like you.... somehow.:p

probably future wife and yes I am trying to avoid sounding like a pig :D

I don't know why, I swear, but Emma Watson keeps coming to mind.

Why bother with jail-bait when I know some one who looks like Emma Watson, but legal.

She's a woman, how am I supposed to treat her? :confused:With respect, asshole! :rolleyes: (http://assets.jolt.co.uk/forums/images/smilies/fluffle.gif)

If you're just going to have sex, why does it matter it they're smart? Because we give way better head.

Fictional characters: Ursa from the movie Superman II. I am astonished at how beautiful and sexy she is. I think I will be in love with her forever.

Real life people: Jessica Alba, Keira Knightley,... *30-second pause while I try to think of more names* $%&#! My brain's not working right now.

<Attempts to figure out how to make the session of sex perpetual.>

Amen. Ditto here brother, DITTO HERE! :D

I feel only infinitesimally better knowing I'm not the only one with that...issue.

I haven't seen the Harry Potter movies, but I take it she's probably good looking.

Meh. Too feline. I'd be afraid that all my socks would be shredded while I slept.

Okay, okay, I'll play.

Zooey Deschanel or Tina Fey. Smart turns me right the hell on.

Yeah, those are good choices too. I saw Zooey Deschanel in The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy and she was right fine.

This woman would be a serious contender, though really, the knowledge of one final shag is a bit grim. But Aishwaria Rai's face wouldn't be the worst image to have in your mind before leaving this mortal coil... :)

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y225/alexxshannon/aishwaria1.jpg

I have seen Aishwarya Rai, and I have to agree with you; she IS very beautiful.

She's a woman, how am I supposed to treat her? :confused:

Since I'm not getting through to you, I'll go do something more rewarding, like talking to a wall.

elisha cuthbert or catherine zeta jones

Oooh, yeah! Two more gooduns! Catherine Zeta-Jones is absolutely HOT!

Possibly Paula Abdul, but not if I could never have sex again. No woman is that good. :D

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/MMPH/C55830~Paula-Abdul-Posters.jpg

It's not that women aren't that good; it's that once you have sex with a woman, you never want it to be the last time, because they're just too good-looking. You (and I) always want to do it again. Women just have that effect on us.

Oh, incidentally, my pick is Sidney Crosby, but only if it's the way I picture it.

Can I go to the Garden of Eden, kill Adam, and shag Eve?

Not without some means of time travel, unfortunately.

Personally, I am torn between Jessica Alba and Catherine Zeta-Jones.

But Changing Mottos has got me interested in seeing this "Ursa" woman. I'll have to get me a copy of Superman II and take a look for myself.

This woman would be a serious contender, though really, the knowledge of one final shag is a bit grim. But Aishwaria Rai's face wouldn't be the worst image to have in your mind before leaving this mortal coil... :)

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y225/alexxshannon/aishwaria1.jpg

I heartily approve of this post.

Oh, as per the standard response (http://english.cri.cn/mmsource/images/2006/01/17/Golden-Globe-zhang1.jpg) to all these threads and similar.

Why bother with jail-bait when I know some one who looks like Emma Watson, but legal.

She is legal. She's 17

She is legal. She's 17

he has US bias. They aren't legal in the US until 18.

he has US bias. They aren't legal in the US until 18.

Ah I see

She is legal. She's 17
Nothing's legal in the US until you are old enough to get sent off for foreigner target practice.

Astagfirullah, this is haraam brother! You are bring forth a topic, about sex, in which women and men are freemixing, and possible flirting, and committing lust! You know these kaffir can't control themselves.

:p

:p

I made it has halal as possible, if everyone had said their future wife/husband we wouldn't have this problem.;)

Why bother with jail-bait when I know some one who looks like Emma Watson, but legal.
She's legal over here as well. But after seeing that picture of Kari...

Kelli Dayton (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=UjBwe6IL10o)

I may have strange tastes in women

I think I just vomited a little in my mouth.

Aye. You needn't be gay to find the thought of shagging a skeleton revolting...

One person, one time and never have sex again, who would it be?

My girlfriend, entering the mile high club, just before the plane crashes, killing me very dead. Sex never again! Christ, I can't remember being without it for weeks since I was a teenager.

Because we give way better head.

:eek:

*bounces around the room*

*the usual otherwise-humiliating/embarassing behaviour involving WYTYG and matters sexual*

Kelli Dayton (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=UjBwe6IL10o)

I may have strange tastes in women

Other than the fangs ... or maybe due to the fangs ...
:{

But after seeing that picture of Kari...

That's the spirit!!!!!!
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.zimwiz.com/albums/kari/06_kari_byron_shark_bikini_radio_smile_800x600.thumb.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.zimwiz.com/gallery/view_comments.php%3Fset_albumName%3Dkari&h=113&w=150&sz=6&hl=en&start=16&um=1&tbnid=8WyWl4TYcgeSJM:&tbnh=72&tbnw=96&prev=/images%3Fq%3DKari%2BByron%2BFHM%26svnum%3D10%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DG

...yes, i specifically chose the bottle scene.
Everyone knows why.

With respect, asshole! :rolleyes: (http://assets.jolt.co.uk/forums/images/smilies/fluffle.gif)

Shut up and cook me dinner.

I will believe this when I see a pic of Janet Reno on your wall. :p

Dude, I said TERTIARY, not LAST. *runs to sink and scrubs inner eyes with steel wool*

If you're just going to have sex, why does it matter it they're smart?

Because a smart woman knows herself, her body, her responses. She will have based her sexuality on thought instead of image. In short, she'll make it interesting, engaging, fun, intense, and more, and not just lie there like Paris does. If it's going to be one person, I want the whole experience, not a porno shoot.

"Just sex"? Yikes.

Dude, I said TERTIARY, not LAST. *runs to sink and scrubs inner eyes with steel wool*

Could be worse... it might be a nakked pic of.... ARRRRRGGGGH... the mental image burns us! It burns US!!!! :headbang:

Because a smart woman knows herself, her body, her responses. She will have based her sexuality on thought instead of image. In short, she'll make it interesting, engaging, fun, intense, and more, and not just lie there like Paris does. If it's going to be one person, I want the whole experience, not a porno shoot.

"Just sex"? Yikes.

I wouldn't say intelligence is a requirement for those kinds of attributes. It just requires imagination and creativity

Why bother with jail-bait when I know some one who looks like Emma Watson, but legal.

Hel-lo? Forbidden fruit? Only one of the strongest sexual lures in human history.


But Changing Mottos has got me interested in seeing this "Ursa" woman. I'll have to get me a copy of Superman II and take a look for myself.

Sarah Douglas (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarah_Douglas). She's 55 now, but probably still hot. She sooo outshone Margot Kidder.

Kelli Dayton (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=UjBwe6IL10o)

I may have strange tastes in women

Not really. She's got the whole vampiric pixie thing going on. Contradictions like that are alluring.

I wouldn't say intelligence is a requirement for those kinds of attributes. It just requires imagination and creativity

It isn't a requirement, but it is definitely an enhancement.

It isn't a requirement, but it is definitely an enhancement.

I'd agree in the sense that I would prefer an intelligent girl for a relationship, and I find that sex during a relationship is much better, but if it's a one night stand i'm after then I don't think it would make much difference

I'd agree in the sense that I would prefer an intelligent girl for a relationship, and I find that sex during a relationship is much better, but if it's a one night stand i'm after then I don't think it would make much difference

I disagree, but it's not worth arguing about. You can have a lot of incredible discussions in one night...before...during...after.... It's all part of the same aphrodisiac to me.

To the original question:

Gillian Anderson.

There just something about a short redhead with a gun! :D

There are lots of pretty girls, but there is none that I'm obsessing over. Well, not in a sexual way anyway.

Nevada-tan is probably well on her way to hotness, though. And sex with her could be... interesting. Yeah, I'll have to go with her. It would be a memory for life.

To me the brain is a sex organ. The more intelligent she is and easier to talk with the more I want to be with her and the longer the relationship will last. There's more to creativity than just buying the right fuzzy handcuffs to match the bedroom.

My girlfriend, who I actually just shagged a little while ago.

:P

To me the brain is a sex organ. The more intelligent she is and easier to talk with the more I want to be with her and the longer the relationship will last. There's more to creativity than just buying the right fuzzy handcuffs to match the bedroom.

agreed... after all, there's the oil, the whips, the chains, the leather outfits...

My girlfriend, who I actually just shagged a little while ago.

:P

So never again? Good man.

So never again? Good man.

Funny. Real funny.

Yes, yes, girls don't exist on the internet, I know. But they exist in real life-just like my girlfriend.

Sarah Douglas (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarah_Douglas). She's 55 now, but probably still hot. She sooo outshone Margot Kidder.


at least post pics... :rolleyes: ;)
http://www.childline.org.uk/graphics/sarahdouglas-ursa175.jpg
Ursa

2006 (http://www.supermancollectors.com/images/wcon009.jpg)

Because a smart woman knows herself, her body, her responses. She will have based her sexuality on thought instead of image. In short, she'll make it interesting, engaging, fun, intense, and more, and not just lie there like Paris does. If it's going to be one person, I want the whole experience, not a porno shoot.

"Just sex"? Yikes.

You're a guy. Doesn't it all just feel the same?

Funny. Real funny.

Yes, yes, girls don't exist on the internet, I know. But they exist in real life-just like my girlfriend.

I'm not too sure if you got my joke.

I'm not too sure if you got my joke.

Probably not. I'm waaaaaay tired at the moment.

Probably not. I'm waaaaaay tired at the moment.

The first post said "if you could never do it again" or something to that effect.

http://www.thehollywoodliberal.com/hcpgr/eva_longoria_lingerie_hose.jpg

You all should be ashamed of yourselves for not mentioning Eva Longoria.

You all should be ashamed of yourselves for not mentioning Eva Longoria.

I live in San Antonio. I've seen her in the news plenty of times with her strutting around with her fiancée basketball player. Without the studio makeup job, she looks like a bag lady.

I live in San Antonio. I've seen her in the news plenty of times with her strutting around with her fiancée basketball player. Without the studio makeup job, she looks like a bag lady.

Yes but I'd shag her with the make up on. Duh. :P

Yes but I'd shag her with the make up on. Duh. :P
Part of the makeup job is that it's designed to make her look good from certain distances and angles. I don't think you could achieve the proper effect without a stage director.

Part of the makeup job is that it's designed to make her look good from certain distances and angles. I don't think you could achieve the proper effect without a stage director.

Then I'd shag her while filming it on the set of Grey's Anatomy (lol rong sho) and watch the tape from the correct angle, thus I will be able to watch it forever and keep it in my memories of the day I shagged Eva Longoria.

.-.

Paris Hilton... not cause I really think she's that attractive... (She'd do in a pinch) but after I was done, I would be close enough to strangle her till she was dead. And the world would be a better place...:upyours::mp5::sniper:

Paris Hilton... not cause I really think she's that attractive... (She'd do in a pinch) but after I was done, I would be close enough to strangle her till she was dead. And the world would be a better place...:upyours::mp5::sniper:

I will excuse your gratuitous smilies because of the brave sacrifice you would make for this world.

I will excuse your gratuitous smilies because of the brave sacrifice you would make for this world.


Thanks! It just seemed appropriate....

Thanks! It just seemed appropriate....

Nah, on this forum we tend to really dislike the gun smilies and the upyours can be considered miner flaming, if directed at another poster, I think.

You're a guy. Doesn't it all just feel the same?

Not remotely.

at least post pics... :rolleyes: ;)
http://www.childline.org.uk/graphics/sarahdouglas-ursa175.jpg
Ursa

2006 (http://www.supermancollectors.com/images/wcon009.jpg)

Sorry, didn't know where to find pics, figured the Wiki would have relevant links. Didn't want to solve his problem for him -- that would be unteacherly of me. ;)

http://www.thehollywoodliberal.com/hcpgr/eva_longoria_lingerie_hose.jpg

You all should be ashamed of yourselves for not mentioning Eva Longoria.

See, now, expressing your own opinon about sexual attractiveness is welcome. Openly demanding that we all think like you do? Not so much.

Eva's hot, but she's overdone. Besides, I'd never stick my dick in anything touched by a San Antonio Spur. Not like I'd ever get the chance.

Nah, on this forum we tend to really dislike the gun smilies and the upyours can be considered miner flaming, if directed at another poster, I think.

And flaming miners is just rude. Think of all they dig up for us! ;)

Scarlett Johanssen.

To the original question:

Gillian Anderson.

There just something about a short redhead with a gun! :D

Oh HELL yeah.
Only celebrity i've ever had more than one dream about.
3 about her, and all 3, she was pregnant (or unsure if she was)

http://www.netkit.fr/hal/
http://www.gilliananderson.ws/transcripts/96_97/97axcess.shtml
http://www.stlyrics.com/lyrics/x-filesepisodes2/extremis.htm

It seems to me a few people have chosen their wives, girlfriends and loved ones (didn't count how many).

This seems stupid, as the obvious choice for them is: no one.

That way, it won't just be a one-time thing with their most loved ones.

And flaming miners is just rude. Think of all they dig up for us! ;)

Think of your frontlawn too! You wouldn't want a 75,84% chance of being blown to bits every single day, would you now?

Although I think I would be more on the receiving end then the giving...
In every conceivable sense - the arguments were a small representation of a greater experience for you.
:)


And it's Muravyets.

It seems to me a few people have chosen their wives, girlfriends and loved ones (didn't count how many).
not married... don't have a GF or BF.... and my loved ones are my family... ewwwwww.

[QUOTE=Soviestan;12872395]One person, one time and never have sex again, who would it be?QUOTE]

I would have to say either Keanu Reeves, or the runner guy at the end of "Epic Movie"...the italian one, not the one with man-boobs.

or my future husband, when men can marry men in the US.

:fluffle:
Rafe

Keira Knightly.:fluffle:

Think of your front lawn too! You wouldn't want a 75,84% chance of being blown to bits every single day, would you now?

You are a pun duelist! Well said.

Lisa...

or if not her than the woman formerly known as Miss Jane Diez, now known as Misses Jane Rodrigez - again... worth all the time we spent with each other in that aspect :p.

Besides, I'd never stick my dick in anything touched by a San Antonio Spur.
Only because the residual awesome would cause said dick to disintegrate.

without a doubt..... Kate Hudson..... yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmy

Only because the residual awesome would cause said dick to disintegrate.

Thou sayest.

Thou sayest.

Residual awesome = syphilis?

*ponders Texan superiority complexes*

Residual awesome = syphilis?

*ponders Texan superiority complexes*

He shoots -- HE SCORES!

What's complex is how any Texan (or indeed anyone from any state) figures they're superior in the first place.

He shoots -- HE SCORES! :p

What's complex is how any Texan (or indeed anyone from any state) figures they're superior in the first place.
I get to hear it a lot.
So far, they have a chip on their collective shoulder about Alaska being bigger :D
....and they have a special clause of secession or something in their state constitution that makes them "special" and "superior" to the rest of the union.

:p

I get to hear it a lot.
So far, they have a chip on their collective shoulder about Alaska being bigger :D
....and they have a special clause of secession or something in their state constitution that makes them "special" and "superior" to the rest of the union.

I spent the summer of 2003 in the greater Austin area. Ausitn itself was very cool. San Marcos? Not so much. Lovely country, though. Great freeways and outstanding food. Apart from that, nothing special.

I spent the summer of 2003 in the greater Austin area. Ausitn itself was very cool. San Marcos? Not so much. Lovely country, though. Great freeways and outstanding food. Apart from that, nothing special.

Maybe it's one of those "immersion" attitudes where so many people say it so often no one really has to take the time to think about it.
*shrug*

A shapeshifter.

OW.


I mean my wife.

My boyfriend

*checks over shoulder*

Ok, seriously? Stephen Dorff.

I spent the summer of 2003 in the greater Austin area. Ausitn itself was very cool. San Marcos? Not so much. Lovely country, though. Great freeways and outstanding food. Apart from that, nothing special.

Great Freeways? Is this a normal measure of the coolness of a state? 'Phwoar!!! Check out the interstate on that!' Just wondering...

Great Freeways? Is this a normal measure of the coolness of a state? 'Phwoar!!! Check out the interstate on that!' Just wondering...

I never said Texas was cool to begin with -- please read the posts thoroughly when quoting them. The freeways through inhabited regions have frontage roads which keeps local commercial traffic from clogging the interstate as it does so chronically in my old home, Seattle.

Bismarck doesn't have population enough to have either frontages or backups.

EDIT: If it weren't for people being impressed by freeways, Eisenhower would never have built the interstates. Can you imagine trying to commute on the old US Route system? *shudder*

EDIT TWO: Holy highway robbery, Batman! Let's get back to the thread's topic. In addition to Zooey Deschanel and Tina Fey, I add Rachel Weisz, Mary-Louise Parker and Maitland Ward.

I never said Texas was cool to begin with -- please read the posts thoroughly when quoting them. The freeways through inhabited regions have frontage roads which keeps local commercial traffic from clogging the interstate as it does so chronically in my old home, Seattle.

Bismarck doesn't have population enough to have either frontages or backups.

EDIT: If it weren't for people being impressed by freeways, Eisenhower would never have built the interstates. Can you imagine trying to commute on the old US Route system? *shudder*

Eh, ok. I jsut got in from the pub, so it wasn't supposed to be entirely serious. No matter.

EDIT: Yes, lets. Umm, Salma Hayek.

Good question.

Is it trashy to say my best friend?

K. either way. I pick my best friend.

A shapeshifter.

Watched too much Harry Potter lately? :p

But indeed, Natalie Tena :fluffle:

A shapeshifter.
What a lovely way around the "one person" qualifier.

Frankly, I'm stumped.

This really does not strike me as a scenario I'd want to find myself in.

What a lovely way around the "one person" qualifier.

Frankly, I'm stumped.

It's a good idea nonetheless! :)

BTW - your moniker seems ... altered, somehow ... ? :confused:

He shoots -- HE SCORES!

What's complex is how any Texan (or indeed anyone from any state) figures they're superior in the first place.
Uh, actually I hate Texas, I just like the Spurs basketball team, which has players from all over the country and world. The dude that Eva was dating (just married) isn't even remotely Texan. He's French.

The way you treat her?
Some kind of twisted revenge, i suspect.

Muhammad or Jesus.
Threesome. *nods*
Burning bush, indeed!

I'm leaning toward Jesus, The Last Supper would look somewhat different.That was so disgusting in connotation that i just have to give you kudos.
*bows*

Also, Kari from Mythbusters.

:eek:

*bows*

Anyway, I'm stuck between Whereyouthinkyougoing and Mary Steenburgen. But which one?!*mega-BOW*

I don't know why, I swear, but Emma Watson keeps coming to mind.

Same reason everyone else has ...
besides being hot and getting hotter, she's quite crafty with a wand.
:p


Ugh! That was so terrible, I think you gave me cancer!

Emma Thompson - but only if she's in period costume.

Is she old enough for that yet?

:p


I know, i should stop while i'm behind.

I feel only infinitesimally better knowing I'm not the only one with that...issue.

Yeah ... funny how no one brings up "The Olson Twins" anymore.

Nah, when its bad for me, its bad (and maybe I am just unlucky, but its always bad.) ... When I do have to shag, I just want to get it over with ASAP.
My condolences. Sincerely.
:(

You're a guy. Doesn't it all just feel the same?

Oh HELL no.

Am I the only one who did the "search" function with my name on this thread? I hope I am not the only one.

(Sorry, no matches found.) :p

Am I the only one who did the "search" function with my name on this thread? I hope I am not the only one.

(Sorry, no matches found.) :pNo, I also searched for your name.:p

Am I the only one who did the "search" function with my name on this thread? I hope I am not the only one.

(Sorry, no matches found.) :p
WYTYG might. *nods*

No, I also searched for your name.:p

WYTYG might. *nods*

Haha, yes. I think my answer might have to be Bumboat. <3

If there was no option...if it was one shag and then no more sex ever...aside from wanting to kill myself, I'd have to finally visit Sumamba Buwhan.

Although I might do Fass if there was any chance at all of getting him that drunk. :P

In every conceivable sense - the arguments were a small representation of a greater experience for you.
:)


And it's Muravyets.

I never said I could spill;)

Although I might do Fass if there was any chance at all of getting him that drunk. :PLet him go on about himself for a while. He'll be intoxicated by his own value to himself, mildly stunned (as Burroughs put it - "like a man with a light concussion") and smiling.
Try as we might, we just couldn't wipe that smile off his face.

I never said I could spill;)

You never give anyone enough time to doubt.
:p

Yeah ... funny how no one brings up "The Olson Twins" anymore.

Well, the years weren't kind to them. They started as little baby trolls, got cute, and are headed back. I'm not a big stick-figure fan anyway, and who needs "I've got no real skills but I'm a celebrity" neuroses? Pass and pass.

If there was no option...if it was one shag and then no more sex ever...aside from wanting to kill myself, I'd have to finally visit Sumamba Buwhan.

Although I might do Fass if there was any chance at all of getting him that drunk. :P

I'm not sure -- being that drunk might preclude anything...arising...should the Mauve Curtain fall in the first place.

Well, the years weren't kind to them. They started as little baby trolls, got cute, and are headed back. I'm not a big stick-figure fan anyway, and who needs "I've got no real skills but I'm a celebrity" neuroses? Pass and pass.Agreed and agreed.
Nonetheless, a lot of contacts of mine who had preoccupations with those two *also* have preoccupations with Emma.

Brevious, shame on you for misquoting one of my favorite films!

"We found him impaled on this* device. Unfortunately, your friend was unfamiliar with the difference in electric current between your country and ours. Our surgeons tried for three hours, but they could not get the smile off his face."

*An uproariously designed sex toy looking like a corded electric drill handle with a two-foot long molded plastic fist-and-forearm on the end of it, in a box labeled The Anal Intruder featuring a picture of a beaming 50s-era husband and wife.

Sorry, but that's one of my top five underappreciated comedies. Love compels me to correct, I assure you.




EDIT: I didn't think NSers were kosher (I don't know why, except that I take the general obsession for WYTYG as read to the point that I don't even notice it anymore), so in addition to Zooey, Tina, Rachel, Mary-Louise and Maitland, I would like to add Ilie, Dakini, Sinuhue and Bottle.

Agreed and agreed.
Nonetheless, a lot of contacts of mine who had preoccupations with those two *also* have preoccupations with Emma.

Thing is, long after HP, Emma Watson will still be bright as well as attractive.

Although I might do Fass if there was any chance at all of getting him that drunk. :P

I am not a cruel person (to people I like, anyway). So, if this was going to be your "lastest fuck evar", I could easily find it in my heart to be GGG. You should know by now that it isn't that I can't fuck women - it's just that been there, done that, didn't do nothin' for me.

By the way, I know where you've been, so condoms and dental dams would be non-negotiable. Your last fuck shouldn't be my last one as well...

I am not a cruel person (to people I like, anyway). So, if this was going to be your "lastest fuck evar", I could easily find it in my heart to be GGG. You should know by now that it isn't that I can't fuck women - it's just that been there, done that, didn't do nothin' for me.

By the way, I know where you've been, so condoms and dental dams would be non-negotiable. Your last fuck shouldn't be my last one as well...

Are there three nicer letters in the alphabet? They should always be met by the fourth G. Gratitude.

Are there three nicer letters in the alphabet? They should always be met by the fourth G. Gratitude.

You probably mean grateful as all the other Gs stand for adjectives.

You probably mean grateful as all the other Gs stand for adjectives.

Curse my aesthetic bent. I had grateful, and switched it because it sounded better to me. You are, of course, correct.

If there was no option...if it was one shag and then no more sex ever...aside from wanting to kill myself, I'd have to finally visit Sumamba Buwhan.

Although I might do Fass if there was any chance at all of getting him that drunk. :PI wondered when you'd find this thread. ;)

I'll say Katie Holmes...if only to piss off Tom Cruise. :p

Jessica Alba

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b283/jtkwon/alba.jpg

Jessica Alba



I've started finding her looks a bit bland. Maybe i've become desensitised to them

Some kind of twisted revenge, i suspect.

For what?

I'll say Katie Holmes...if only to piss off Tom Cruise. :p

An erstwhile virgin whose first time was with Tom Cruise? I'm a teacher and I don't have that much patience.

An erstwhile virgin whose first time was with Tom Cruise? I'm a teacher and I don't have that much patience.

Hmm...good call. :p

In that case, I change my selection to Alyson Hannigan (http://z.about.com/d/tvcomedies/1/0/M/0/-/-/lily.jpg) :)

Brevious, shame on you for misquoting one of my favorite films!

"We found him impaled on this* device. Unfortunately, your friend was unfamiliar with the difference in electric current between your country and ours. Our surgeons tried for three hours, but they could not get the smile off his face."

*An uproariously designed sex toy looking like a corded electric drill handle with a two-foot long molded plastic fist-and-forearm on the end of it, in a box labeled The Anal Intruder featuring a picture of a beaming 50s-era husband and wife.

Sorry, but that's one of my top five underappreciated comedies. Love compels me to correct, I assure you.
Respect for your love for it, i assure you, and i further assure you of my true shame.
My deepest apologies. I was outta time and i couldn't find the accurate link for the dialogue.


EDIT: I didn't think NSers were kosher (I don't know why, except that I take the general obsession for WYTYG as read to the point that I don't even notice it anymore), so in addition to Zooey, Tina, Rachel, Mary-Louise and Maitland, I would like to add Ilie, Dakini, Sinuhue and Bottle.
Good choices. *bows*

For what?

Maybe it's a TG thing, an in-cult thing ... or probably a photo-skill based thing.

Hmm...good call. :p

In that case, I change my selection to Alyson Hannigan (http://z.about.com/d/tvcomedies/1/0/M/0/-/-/lily.jpg) :)*Mega- BOW*

Ah, Top Secret!! I never would have thought that somebody else has seen it.
Love that movie.

An asian woman who has big firm breast and will let me try any sick and twisted fantasies that come to my mind.


What, I like kinky sex....

:headbang: I don't like having sex, so I feel somewhat left out of this debate!

But in my humble opinion, Rihanna is quite easily the hottest woman alive.

Personally, no one. If I had sex with anyone other than the person I love, I would hate myself for it. If I had sex with her, I would still be depressed about it because I think of her... well, rather highly. So, no one, so I can keep my conscience slightly clearer.

Personally, no one. If I had sex with anyone other than the person I love, I would hate myself for it. If I had sex with her, I would still be depressed about it because I think of her... well, rather highly. So, no one, so I can keep my conscience slightly clearer.

Ok so would you mind if I shag the person you love? :p

Ok so would you mind if I shag the person you love? :p

Well... uhhh... yeah, kinda...

Chad Gray
sooo hot.....
http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b159/cloughmelanie/mudvayne-collage-003.gif

Respect for your love for it, i assure you, and i further assure you of my true shame.
My deepest apologies. I was outta time and i couldn't find the accurate link for the dialogue.

Oh -- when I said "I correct out of love", I meant for you. Too few people know the film. I automatically love anyone who digs it. I meant no pedantic ruler-slap.

Ah, Top Secret!! I never would have thought that somebody else has seen it.
Love that movie.

OMAR SHARIF (giving first half of pass code): Who do you favor in the Virginia Slims tournament?

RESISTANCE AGENT (giving pass code reply): In women's tennis, I always bet against the heterosexual.

******

NICK RIVERS: Is this the potato farm?

MAN AT DOOR: Oui, I am Albert Potato.

******

DR. FLAMMOND: This super magnetic mine has a range of hundreds of miles.*

NICK (looking it over): What's this switch? (presses it)

DR. FLAMMOND: Oh no!

(The mine, with a huge comedy horseshoe magnet on it, lights up and Dr. Flammond grabs Nick and ducks for cover. The reason why is immediately clear as the far wall explodes and through it crashes a diesel-powered submarine, which surges through the room and contacts the -- thankfully -- disarmed prototype with a clank.)

DR. FLAMMOND: You have to escape! If they catch you in here, your life will be worth less than a truckload of dead rats in a tampon factory!

(Nick runs to the door, which opens, allowing four East German soldiers in, rifles up, cornering Nick and Dr. Flammond, who both resignedly raise theit hands in surrender. In the same shot, in the background, the hatch on the sail of the submarine opens and the captain pokes his head out and raises his arms, too.)

******

But there's also singing (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wO2m0PYTZKY&mode=related&search=)!

******

*Not the last line before Nick hits the switch, but I can't find it, and this scene needed to be described.

This movie is hilarious.

Oh -- when I said "I correct out of love", I meant for you. Too few people know the film. I automatically love anyone who digs it. I meant no pedantic ruler-slap.

I had to get a large rubber stamp that says "FIND HIM AND KILL HIM" after I saw Top Secret.

Maybe it's a TG thing, an in-cult thing ... or probably a photo-skill based thing.

Hmph.

I had to get a large rubber stamp that says "FIND HIM AND KILL HIM" after I saw Top Secret.

Classic!

One person, one time and never have sex again, who would it be?

I say may future wife, whomever that will be.:)

my original picks were elisha cuthbert or catherine zeta jones,but i just watched a movie,and i have to say elizabeth hurley tops my list.
i always liked that girl katie holmes also.
honourable mention for my always fave,jennifer anniston.

It'd be my fiancee - and probably if we could select the dateon a time when we'd be able to make Version 2.0 :)

Damn it, I was about to post that.

Damn it, I was about to post that.

Close tho. Only beaten to it by 5 months.

One person, one time and never have sex again, who would it be?

I say may future wife, whomever that will be.:)

me i would go for................................................................................................. .................................................................................................... .................................................................................................... ............
the blond from sg1

Damn it, I was about to post that.

Quick! Someone get the holy water...we have to put this thread back in its grave!

Quick! Someone get the holy water...we have to put this thread back in its grave!

http://static.flickr.com/28/63799899_70e38a3c3c.jpg

*puts this thread in it's rightful place, at the thread cemetary.*