Bottle's B-Day and related hoo-hah
Welcome to the party!
Many moons ago, Mama Bottle went into labor on this most hallowed day. For her pains she was rewarded with a baby that would be dubbed "the loud one" by hospital nursery staff.
Well, the Loud One is still loud, and still as demanding of attention, so this is my birthday thread.
The bar is open. The appetizers are plentiful. Table dancers, of assorted genders, are scantily clad and writhing emphatically. And just to make sure the sin factor is in full effect, I've included a poll so that folks have an opportunity to place bets.
Enjoy!
EDIT: Yes, the poll is borked. Second option should have been 18-20.
Deus Malum
13-07-2007, 14:38
*Is hopefully first person to say Happy Birthday!*
Edit: W00t, I was. So how many moons ago was this?
Edit: W00t, I was. So how many moons ago was this?
Long enough that I'm so senile I effed up the poll. Oh well.
*Is hopefully first person to say Happy Birthday!*
Edit: W00t, I was. So how many moons ago was this?
Is hopefully the second!
お誕生日おめでとう!
In simpler terms, Happy Birthday!
お誕生日おめでとう!
In simpler terms, Happy Birthday!
Woohoo, I can recognize two of those characters! I'm an edumakated Amerkin!
Deus Malum
13-07-2007, 14:43
Long enough that I'm so senile I effed up the poll. Oh well.
Well, this IS the sorta thing people can try and calculate, though.
For instance, you're working towards a Ph. D., or some such, as I recall.
This knocks you out of the pretty much the 18-23 age ranges. Now, the tricky part is how far along into your grad schooling you are. If you'd just started, like Dak is about to just start, you're probably be 23-24. On the other hand, if you were finishing up, you could be 27-28. Though I'm just saying 27/28 because the only person I know who went to grad schooling straight out of undergrad got his at 27/28.
However, given the likelihood you're between the extremes, 24-26 is the logical choice. Happy 25th Birfday.
Smunkeeville
13-07-2007, 14:44
http://www.bobbiesbaking.com/images/Birthday-cake-6.jpg
I got you a girly frou-frou cake. ;)
Happy birthday.......you are probably really old now right? :p
I'm gonna say 27. You sound quite mature, not at all like some damned kid.
Though I figured Smunkee was older than me too, only to find out she's younger.
http://www.bobbiesbaking.com/images/Birthday-cake-6.jpg
I got you a girly frou-frou cake. ;)
I'ma eat all the flowers and not share. MY CAKE!!
Happy birthday.......you are probably really old now right? :p
Positively ancient. I even know how to operate a record player.
Today 13th of july?
It is my birthday too...
Amazing.
Thumbless Pete Crabbe
13-07-2007, 14:48
Today 13th of july?
It is my birthday too...
Amazing.
Happy Birthday to you both, then! :p
Deus Malum
13-07-2007, 14:49
Today 13th of july?
It is my birthday too...
Amazing.
Happy Birthday! And may both of your birthdays be ironically lucky, despite the unfortunate nature of the day.
If this is your 27th birthday, that would mean we were born the same day. Even more strange...
Happy birthday, in any case.
Smunkeeville
13-07-2007, 14:50
Today 13th of july?
It is my birthday too...
Amazing.
Happy Birthday.......I am out of cake though, best fight some away from Bottle.
Also, today is Friday the 13th which is a mini-anniversary for hubby and I because our first date was on Friday the 13th (although not in July)
Today 13th of july?
It is my birthday too...
Amazing.
Funny story, my kid brother was almost born on July 13th as well. My mom went into labor at like 10:30 pm on my ninth birthday. Happily, my brother was wise enough to wait until 1:41 the next morning before making his appearance. Since I was the first non-doctor to ever hold him, it's probably just as well that he didn't intrude on MY BIRTHDAY...
Imperial isa
13-07-2007, 14:52
i find it's best not to ask a lady and HB
Philosopy
13-07-2007, 14:52
Happy Birthday, Bottle. I swear you've said before how old you are, but I'll be damned if I can remember what it was.
And happy birthday to you, Aelosia, too.
Did you date on a lake camp?
(pretty lame movie joke)
I lol'ed.
"Oh darling, this is so romantic! The soft rustling of the trees, the sunset, the gentle waves stirred by Jason Voorhees being drowned in the lake..."
Happy Birthday.......I am out of cake though, best fight some away from Bottle.
Also, today is Friday the 13th which is a mini-anniversary for hubby and I because our first date was on Friday the 13th (although not in July)
Thanks, and nice!
Did you date on a lake camp?
(pretty lame movie joke)
Deus Malum
13-07-2007, 14:56
i find it's best not to ask a lady and HB
Yes, but this is Bottle we're talking about :D (j/k)
Imperial isa
13-07-2007, 14:58
Yes, but this is Bottle we're talking about :D (j/k)
not say a thing to that ,but i'll say this you start guessing you end up in hot water
Deus Malum
13-07-2007, 15:01
not say a thing to that ,but i'll say this you start guessing you end up in hot water
I already openly calculated what it likely was. I still haven't had my face torn off.
Imperial isa
13-07-2007, 15:03
I already openly calculated what it likely was. I still haven't had my face torn off.
well i've lean not too after last time i guess and got it wrong
I already openly calculated what it likely was. I still haven't had my face torn off.
Smunkee's cake has temporarily satisfied me.
well i've lean not too after last time i guess and got it wrong
Hey, at least I didn't make it a "Guess My Weight!" poll.
I've known marriages to end over such things.
If you are celebrating and not lamenting, it means you're young, no matter how many springs have you seen come and go.
Wow...that's a great quote!
And thanks. :)
If you are celebrating and not lamenting, it means you're young, no matter how many springs have you seen come and go.
Happy Birthday! :D And may your Ph.D. be a success! :)
Imperial isa
13-07-2007, 15:10
Hey, at least I didn't make it a "Guess My Weight!" poll.
indeed
I've known marriages to end over such things.
heard of that happening and over a dress as well
Thumbless Pete Crabbe
13-07-2007, 15:10
well i've lean not too after last time i guess and got it wrong
If there's any doubt, guess low - very, very low. :p Usually works for me. ;)
IL Ruffino
13-07-2007, 15:11
Bottle? Who?
Thumbless Pete Crabbe
13-07-2007, 15:12
If you are celebrating and not lamenting, it means you're young, no matter how many springs have you seen come and go.
Happy Birthday! :D And may your Ph.D. be a success! :)
Aha! A clue! :p
I'll respectfully guess 26, before heading off to sleep (at 7 in the morning :p).
IL Ruffino
13-07-2007, 15:14
Aha! A clue! :p
I'll respectfully guess 26, before heading off to sleep (at 7 in the morning :p).
Where the hell do you live?
Thumbless Pete Crabbe
13-07-2007, 15:16
Where the hell do you live?
Beautiful L.A. area, at the moment. Just arrived, and I'm just leaving, but I'm here for the moment. :) I work Sun-Wed, so I got up at 4p.m yesterday and am going to bed now. :p
If there's any doubt, guess low - very, very low. :p Usually works for me. ;)
My friend Dan once advised me,
"When in doubt, guess her age to be the youngest age at which she might realistically have fantastic boobies."
Imperial isa
13-07-2007, 15:20
If there's any doubt, guess low - very, very low. :p Usually works for me. ;)
i was asked right out of the blue right when i was thinking on what i was doing :(
Call to power
13-07-2007, 15:22
http://home.sport.rr.com/mciaravino1/HappyBirthdayMan.jpg
judging by the name I would say you was born in 1872, that would make you 19-ish :p
Prezbucky
13-07-2007, 15:25
Happy birthday, Bottle!
May you live long and prosper.
UpwardThrust
13-07-2007, 15:35
Here be hppy burftday kitan 4u!
http://gladstone.uoregon.edu/~zpayne/cats/kittenface.jpg
Gift-of-god
13-07-2007, 15:52
Happy birthday, Bottle.
HC Eredivisie
13-07-2007, 16:18
Bottle is 37.
Bottle is 37.
37 PH0N3 H0M3? :D
Xiscapia
13-07-2007, 16:26
congrats on surviving long enough to reach...however old you are.
The Blaatschapen
13-07-2007, 16:37
Gelukkige Verjaardag Fles/Happy Birthday Bottle :)
Rambhutan
13-07-2007, 16:38
bump
Andaluciae
13-07-2007, 16:44
Herzlichen Glueckwunsch zum Geburtstag!!!!!!1!!!1!!!!!!
Soleichunn
13-07-2007, 16:46
Funny story, my kid brother was almost born on July 13th as well. My mom went into labor at like 10:30 pm on my ninth birthday. Happily, my brother was wise enough to wait until 1:41 the next morning before making his appearance. Since I was the first non-doctor to ever hold him, it's probably just as well that he didn't intrude on MY BIRTHDAY...
How old is your brother?
Dempublicents1
13-07-2007, 16:50
Happy Birthday!
Barringtonia
13-07-2007, 16:55
Wow - it's my birthday tomorrow - the 14th - but I was supposed to be born today, on the 13th - in fact it would have been a Friday 13th but my mother, in a motherly loss of rationality, held on until it was Saturday 14th so I was born just after midnight - at a surprising velocity - on the 14th.
So Happy Birthday!
EDIT: Double wow, just read your brother's story - happy birthday to him as well, all of France celebrates our birthdays.
Sumamba Buwhan
13-07-2007, 17:08
Happy Bday Bottle!
Nice party you have here :)
Tell me more about this hoo-hah of yours
http://www.solwerks.net/blog/hello/281/1110/640/Bday%20flowers%20071204%20(14).jpg
*pulls out the dollar bills for the hot girls and boys dancing on the tables*
Did you reveal your age yet?
Johnny B Goode
13-07-2007, 17:09
Welcome to the party!
Many moons ago, Mama Bottle went into labor on this most hallowed day. For her pains she was rewarded with a baby that would be dubbed "the loud one" by hospital nursery staff.
Well, the Loud One is still loud, and still as demanding of attention, so this is my birthday thread.
The bar is open. The appetizers are plentiful. Table dancers, of assorted genders, are scantily clad and writhing emphatically. And just to make sure the sin factor is in full effect, I've included a poll so that folks have an opportunity to place bets.
Enjoy!
EDIT: Yes, the poll is borked. Second option should have been 18-20.
Happy birthday, dude!
Yeah...(pours self a drink)
Remote Observer
13-07-2007, 17:09
Every day I ride the Metro, I keep thinking I'll see Bottle...
http://www.thefrasergallery.com/artwork/JavierGil/DCSubway5web.jpg
Wow - it's my birthday tomorrow - the 14th - but I was supposed to be born today, on the 13th - in fact it would have been a Friday 13th but my mother, in a motherly loss of rationality, held on until it was Saturday 14th so I was born just after midnight - at a surprising velocity - on the 14th.
Wow, now there's a spooky coincidence! Perhaps my brother had an evil twin...
Wait, no, scratch that. You'd have to be the good twin, in any case.
;)
But Happy Upcoming Birthday to you!
Barringtonia
13-07-2007, 17:49
Wow, now there's a spooky coincidence! Perhaps my brother had an evil twin...
Wait, no, scratch that. You'd have to be the good twin, in any case.
;)
But Happy Upcoming Birthday to you!
What the hell, Happy Birthday to everyone!
I'm calling you at 26 this year, born in '81.
Hamberry
13-07-2007, 17:57
Happy birthday! :D
*Commences drinking*
*Goes to table dancers*
*Curses the lack of a Canadian one-dollar bill*
*sings horribly*
Happy birthday to you.
Maineiacs
13-07-2007, 18:55
I accidentally chose the wrong option on the poll. Happy birthday anyway.
Maineiacs
13-07-2007, 18:56
Happy birthday, dude!
Yeah...(pours self a drink)
Bottle's not a dude.
Welcome to the party!
Many moons ago, Mama Bottle went into labor on this most hallowed day. For her pains she was rewarded with a baby that would be dubbed "the loud one" by hospital nursery staff.
Well, the Loud One is still loud, and still as demanding of attention, so this is my birthday thread.
The bar is open. The appetizers are plentiful. Table dancers, of assorted genders, are scantily clad and writhing emphatically. And just to make sure the sin factor is in full effect, I've included a poll so that folks have an opportunity to place bets.
Enjoy!
EDIT: Yes, the poll is borked. Second option should have been 18-20.
WHO CARES HOW OLD YOU ARE!!!
Happy B-Day Bottle! :fluffle:
Johnny B Goode
13-07-2007, 19:05
Bottle's not a dude.
I know, I say that to everybody.
Cannot think of a name
13-07-2007, 19:06
See now, in this situation if I 'popped a Bottle in celebration' that would turn out badly.
Happy Birthday Bottle, as Milhouse to your Lisa I feel the need to give a slightly inappropriately personal gift and to over interpret your polite acceptance of such, sending me spinning on a starcrossed haze.
Consider that done.
Deus Malum
13-07-2007, 19:50
See now, in this situation if I 'popped a Bottle in celebration' that would turn out badly.
Happy Birthday Bottle, as Milhouse to your Lisa I feel the need to give a slightly inappropriately personal gift and to over interpret your polite acceptance of such, sending me spinning on a starcrossed haze.
Consider that done.
I was almost too polite to say I vomited a little in my mouth just now.
Extreme Ironing
13-07-2007, 20:25
Happy Birthday Bottle :)
And to the others on the same day and tomorrow :)
I feel this is the kind of time to ask about your name: why 'Bottle'?
Copiosa Scotia
13-07-2007, 20:39
Til lykke med din fødselsdag, Bottle!
Maineiacs
13-07-2007, 20:53
I know, I say that to everybody.
Oh, sorry. Carry on, then.
Arab Maghreb Union
13-07-2007, 22:02
Happy b-day!!!!
Intangelon
13-07-2007, 22:07
Many happy returns of the day!
You're older now than you've EVER BEEN BEFORE...
..but you're younger now than you'll ever be again.
Have a superior day!
:)
Johnny B Goode
13-07-2007, 22:31
Oh, sorry. Carry on, then.
Okay. (Carries on)
Darknovae
13-07-2007, 22:46
Happy Birthday Bottle! :fluffle:
Celaredor
13-07-2007, 23:01
Happy Birthday from a newbie! You have such a big reputation I've already heard of you!
Pirated Corsairs
13-07-2007, 23:12
Wow, it's a great friend of mine's birthday too!
Happy Birthday!