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Squirrel Spy Ring? Thats Nuts!
Updated: 16:32, Thursday July 12, 2007

Police in Iran are reported to have taken 14 squirrels into custody - because they are suspected of spying.

Britain's latest secret weapon?The rodents were found near the Iranian border allegedly equipped with eavesdropping devices.

The reports have come from the official Islamic Republic News Agency (IRNA).

When asked about the confiscation of the spy squirrels, the national police chief said: "I have heard about it, but I do not have precise information."

The IRNA said that the squirrels were kitted out by foreign intelligence services - but they were captured two weeks ago by police officers.

http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30200-1274983,00.html

Seriously. Spy squirrels?

They are nothng compared to my elite spy flys! Of course, you need like 30 of them to carry a listeing device...

Spy squirrels? Not as bad as commando killer rabbits though.

Seriously. Spy squirrels?

Turtles are far more practical and reliable, plus the shell can be hollowed out to insert all kinds of stuff.

Find one big enough and you can fit an entire spy...

Hehehe, this reminds me of the famous Monkey Hanging incident in Hartlepool.

http://www.dur.ac.uk/s.a.collins/monkeyhang.html

There are two possibilities here. One, that someone spiked the water at the Iranian police station with LSD. Two, someone at some foreign intelligence service is on LSD.

There must be a leak somewhere. First they twigged it was us behind the man eating badgers and now they've uncovered our spy squirrel plot.

It's clearly a frame job.

Damn chipmunks! :mad:

wow. That is almost as stupid as creation science.

Then there's the sniffer bees!! :D

http://www.cyberbee.net/news/beemine.html

Didn't someone once try cats during WWII?

http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30200-1274983,00.html

Seriously. Spy squirrels?

Eh, the US had plans for incendiary bomb carrying bats waaaay back in WWII. And they worked in tests apparently. No reason to think they might not train squirrels to do something similar. Can't dismiss it out of hand anymore.

Considering the use of giant corpse-eating badgers by the UK in Iraq, spy squirrels almost make sense....:rolleyes:

Considering the use of giant corpse-eating badgers by the UK in Iraq, spy squirrels almost make sense....:rolleyes:

Wait 'til we unveil our suicide bomber ferrets - the world will quiver before our power!

Didn't someone once try cats during WWII?

The Soviets had bomb dogs; they would run under enemy tanks and detonate themselves. Unfortunately, the liked the smell of the Soviet tanks better than the Nazi ones.

It was dead obvious when Iranians remembered they don't naturally have squirrels. >.<

On another note the U.S. has begun apprehending all Koalas and Kimono Dragons.

The Soviets had bomb dogs; they would run under enemy tanks and detonate themselves. Unfortunately, the liked them smell of the Soviet tanks better than the Nazi ones.

If I remember correctly, it was a double edged sword. The dogs went after both types of tanks in the end. Lots of confusion there.

If I remember correctly, it was a double edged sword. The dogs went after both types of tanks in the end. Lots of confusion there.

Fucking commies. :mad:

Didn't someone once try cats during WWII?
The cold war.

The CIA spent literally millions on fitting a cat with surveillance devices, including an antenna in the tail, to try and Spy On Things in Moskow.

It was run over by a taxi on the first mission.

Fucking commies. :mad:
I'm amazed you got an anti-communist statement in there. Good job.

Oh, and reason they went after both was mainly that they didn't have enough captured German tanks to properly train the amount of dogs they wanted, so they used Russian ones, too.

Which, yes, led to tragedy. But seemingly the training worked nicely enough.

The cold war.

The CIA spent literally millions on fitting a cat with surveillance devices, including an antenna in the tail, to try and Spy On Things in Moskow.

It was run over by a taxi on the first mission.

Fucking commie cab drivers :mad:

Which, yes, led to tragedy. But seemingly the training worked nicely enough.

The idea of sending an animal on suicide missions is pretty sick in my mind.

Fucking commie cab drivers :mad:
Yeah...err...bloody commies!
The idea of sending an animal on suicide missions is pretty sick in my mind.
Yeah, well. What're you going to do about it?

The idea of sending an animal on suicide missions is pretty sick in my mind.

Just as sick as sending a human *nods*

I'm amazed you got an anti-communist statement in there. Good job.

Oh, and reason they went after both was mainly that they didn't have enough captured German tanks to properly train the amount of dogs they wanted, so they used Russian ones, too.

Which, yes, led to tragedy. But seemingly the training worked nicely enough.

As did the American firebomb bats. But then they got nukes and they figured the bats weren't needed anymore.

Just as sick as sending a human *nods*

Humans deserve it slightly more.

Humans deserve it slightly more.
Seemingly you've never had a dog wee on your new shoes *nods*

Seemingly you've never had a dog wee on your new shoes *nods*

Seemingly you've never had a human piss on your new shoes...





:p

So is Sky News England's version of The Onion or what?

So is Sky News England's version of The Onion or what?

No, Iran is the world's version of The Onion

Seemingly you've never had a human piss on your new shoes...
Incorrect, happened at a club a few weeks ago. Was looking pretty dapper until someone pissed on my shoes tbh.

Would also probably send them under a tank with a mine, too. No prejudice towards species'. Oh no.
So is Sky News England's version of The Onion or what?
Think 'Fox News' then think 'but a tiny bit toned down'.

This is Sky News.

Incorrect, happened at a club a few weeks ago. Was looking pretty dapper until someone pissed on my shoes tbh.

Would also probably send them under a tank with a mine, too. No prejudice towards species'. Oh no.

Well then I stand corrected, and congrats on your trans-species equality :)

Well then I stand corrected, and congrats on your trans-species equality :)
By the fact that one extremely pished man pissed on my shoes once vs. my dog, about 3 times, I'd say a 1:3 [Humans:Dogs] ratio is in order, in terms of scampering under tanks looking for food.

Possibly.

I wonder if the Squirrels were wearing trenchcoats and purple hats?
(A point for someone who gets the reference)

I wonder if the Squirrels were wearing trenchcoats and purple hats?
(A point for someone who gets the reference)

Google says The Joker.

Secret Squirrel? O_o

Secret Squirrel? O_o

Indeed. :)

http://www.jedisparadise.co.uk/childrenstv/Secret_Squirrel/Secret_Squirrel9.jpg

Indeed. :)

http://www.jedisparadise.co.uk/childrenstv/Secret_Squirrel/Secret_Squirrel9.jpg

I have to say, as a cartoon aficionado, that I have never heard of Secret Squirrel - shame, fie on me.

Unless it sucks, in which case, hurrah!

I have to say, as a cartoon aficionado, that I have never heard of Secret Squirrel - shame, fie on me.

Unless it sucks, in which case, hurrah!

It's part of the Hanna/Barbera cartoon universe, I believe - which means it kinda sucks, but it kinda doesn't. :p

The idea of sending an animal on suicide missions is pretty sick in my mind.

Tell that to the commanders of 1914-1916 allied/central powers and 1941-43 Russia.

It was dead obvious when Iranians remembered they don't naturally have squirrels. >.<

On another note the U.S. has begun apprehending all Koalas and Kimono Dragons.

Are Kimono Dragons especially disguised Kimodo Dragons dressed up for use in Japan?

Tell that to the commanders of 1914-1916 allied/central powers and 1941-43 Russia.

And let's not forget the famous bat bomb! :p

Are Kimono Dragons especially disguised Kimodo Dragons dressed up for use in Japan?

Are Kimodo dragons female version of Komodo Dragons?

Indeed. :)

http://www.jedisparadise.co.uk/childrenstv/Secret_Squirrel/Secret_Squirrel9.jpg

I don't like squirrels found guilty of flashing someone.

Are Kimono Dragons especially disguised Kimodo Dragons dressed up for use in Japan?

They are when you're tired. *wields sharp weapon*

That pic of the squirrel on the Sky News page made me LOL for real.

He's even got a little radio! :p

I agree with a previous poster...Iran is The Onion of the world.

Are Kimodo dragons female version of Komodo Dragons?

Touche

The CIA spent literally millions on fitting a cat with surveillance devices, including an antenna in the tail, to try and Spy On Things in Moskow.

It was run over by a taxi on the first mission.I remember a movie about training suicide dolphins, I tough the idea was stupid.. To find out later that the Navy has spent some 30 Million for... suicide dolphins.

I remember a movie about training suicide dolphins, I tough the idea was stupid.. To find out later that the Navy has spent some 30 Million for... suicide dolphins.

You're someone who believes everything they see in a movie.

They don't train "suicide dolphins" and never have.

http://www.spawar.navy.mil/sandiego/technology/mammals/NMMP_FAQ.html

Stop posting such inane crap.

Does the Navy train its dolphins for offensive warfare, including attacks on ships and human swimmers or divers?
No. The Navy does not now train, nor has it ever trained, its marine mammals to harm or injure humans in any fashion or to carry weapons to destroy ships. A popular movie in 1973 ("The Day of the Dolphin") and a number of charges and claims by animal rights organizations have resulted in theories and sometimes actual beliefs that Navy dolphins are assigned attack missions. This is absolutely false. Since dolphins cannot discern the difference between enemy and friendly vessels, or enemy and friendly divers and swimmers, it would not be wise to give that kind of decision authority to an animal. The animals are trained to detect, locate, and mark all mines or all swimmers in an area of interest or concern, and are not trained to distinguish between what we would refer to as good or bad. That decision is always left to humans.

They don't train "suicide dolphins" and never have.



They did train pigeons to guide missiles during WW2 but they only spent $25,000 on it and quickly cancelled the project realising it was basically rather silly.

And let's not forget the famous bat bomb! :p

Holy Flaming Incendiaries Batman!

You're someone who believes everything they see in a movie.am I?
Ive seen many WW2 movies BTW. The Japanese are sadistic evil, The Germans are inhumane killing machines and all the Holocaust victims are Jews.

For me, Movies are -by default- entertainment , not sources of truth.
Movies may contain some true elements, but they are deformed to make the movie more interesting.
and some movies (like war movies) are full of propaganda.

Stop posting such inane crap.*taps RO forehead, and keeps posting the crap RO loves so much* :p

The US Navy.. never have (trained suicide Dolphins).says who?


(says The US Navy)
http://www.spawar.navy.mil/sandiego/technology/mammals/NMMP_FAQ.html
oh I see. :D

They did train pigeons to guide missiles during WW2 but they only spent $25,000 on it and quickly cancelled the project realising it was basically rather silly.
Yep. Got 50 pigeons at a time to guide wire-guided missiles left or right by consensual agreement.

Genius.

SHOCK NEWS:

CRAZY THEOCRATIC COUNTRY DOES SOMETHING CRAZY!!!

Barstards! First they kidnap our sailors, now they kidnap our squirrels! How low can they stoop!




Seriously though, they can't have been British: no British agent is sent into the field without a bowler hat and an umbrella.

Police in Iran are reported to have taken 14 squirrels into custody - because they are suspected of spying.

[...]

A Foreign Office source told Sky News: "The story is nuts."
Uuuuuuuurgh!

Seriously. Spy squirrels?
Yeah - judging by the sky news picture, they were hardly kitted out for espionage.

This was clearly an invasion.

It's not that funny, guys. If there was a squirrel in the US/UK or whatever country that you are in, equipped with an eavesingdropping device, your country's government would most likely check it out.

It's not that funny, guys. If there was a squirrel in the US/UK or whatever country that you are in, equipped with an eavesingdropping device, your country's government would most likely check it out.

Please don't tell me you believe this drivel. I don't have a very high opinion of MI6, but I think even they would be able to think of a better way of getting information than "lets attach listening equipment to squirrels, and hope they follow high ranking Iranian officials around". Were Iranian officials smeared with peanut butter in advance? This is just more Iranian lunacy.

Please don't tell me you believe this drivel. I don't have a very high opinion of MI6, but I think even they would be able to think of a better way of getting information than "lets attach listening equipment to squirrels, and hope they follow high ranking Iranian officials around". Were Iranian officials smeared with peanut butter in advance? This is just more Iranian lunacy.

Plenty of people on this forum think the West is capable of such things, and actually believe this shit.

Plenty of people on this forum think the West is capable of such things, and actually believe this shit.

You, Remote Observer, shouldn't speak. The reason is on another thread in NSG. Go check. Have you been in Iran to see the Squirrels? No, you haven't. So don't make generalizations based on western papers about the incident.

Please don't tell me you believe this drivel. I don't have a very high opinion of MI6, but I think even they would be able to think of a better way of getting information than "lets attach listening equipment to squirrels, and hope they follow high ranking Iranian officials around". Were Iranian officials smeared with peanut butter in advance? This is just more Iranian lunacy.

Did I said I believed it? No, I didn't. And read ^^^^

Plenty of people on this forum think the West is capable of such things, and actually believe this shit.

Don't get me wrong, I'd be very surprised if we weren't spying on Iran, but I sincerely hope that our secret service isn't so desperate that they've resorting to bugging small, furry animals and pointing them the vague direction of Tehran.

You, Remote Observer, shouldn't speak. The reason is on another thread in NSG. Go check. Have you been in Iran to see the Squirrels? No, you haven't. So don't make generalizations based on western papers about the incident.

Did I said I believed it? No, I didn't. And read ^^^^

I should speak.

A lot of people over there will believe just about anything.

Giant corpse-eating badgers...
Spy squirrels...
X-ray sunglasses worn by the troops...

Anyone who believes that there are spy squirrels needs their medication, now.

Oh, yes - we're spying on them. But probably from things like Global Hawk and Predator, or satellites.

Not squirrels.

I should speak.

A lot of people over there will believe just about anything.Giant corpse-eating badgers...
Spy squirrels...
X-ray sunglasses worn by the troops...

Anyone who believes that there are spy squirrels needs their medication, now.

Oh, yes - we're spying on them. But probably from things like Global Hawk and Predator, or satellites.

Not squirrels.


You better shut up with your racist generalizations. I am from there and I won't "believe just about anything."

I never said I believed it, I just said that it is possible.

On another note, if you checked your TG you would see that I am still intent on invading you. I would like a map of your nation.

You better shut up with your racist generalizations. I am from there and I won't "believe just about anything."

I never said I believed it, I just said that it is possible.

On another note, if you checked your TG you would see that I am still intent on invading you. I would like a map of your nation.

Sorry, it's not a racist generalization.

http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1&click_id=29&art_id=nw20070713014246791C566683

Basra - The Iraqi port city of Basra, already prey to a nasty turf war between rival militia factions, has now been gripped by a new fear - a giant badger stalking the streets by night.

Local farmers have caught and killed several of the beasts, but this has done nothing to dispel rumours of a bear-like monster that eats humans and was allegedly released into the area by British forces to spread panic.

Iraqi scientists have attempted to calm the public but, amid the confusion and mistrust spawned by the ongoing guerrilla war, the story has spread like wildfire in the streets of the city and the villages round about.


The spy squirrel story is more of the same.

Oh, and about the x-ray glasses rumor...

http://www.cnn.com/2003/WORLD/meast/08/07/nyt.tierney/

BAGHDAD, Iraq, Aug. 6 -- As an American soldier peered out of a passing tank, a young engineering student and a retired accountant contemplated one of the more common questions on the streets of Baghdad: Did the soldier's wraparound sunglasses give him X-ray vision?

"With those glasses, he can definitely see through women's clothes," said the engineering student, Samer Hamid. "It makes me angry. We are afraid to take our families out on the street."

All too true, and not racist in the slightest.

Those things are in IRAQ! This issue is in IRAN. Do you know the difference?

Also, those are South African and CNN.com. So a WESTERN site and an AFRICAN site? No, get me a middle eastern site. I doubt you will get it.

Those things are in IRAQ! This issue is in IRAN. Do you know the difference?

Yes, as a matter of fact, I do.

I'm talking about the whole Middle East (some might say that Iran isn't exactly "middle east" since it's not populated primarily by Arabs - but that's an Arab viewpoint).

Squirrels flying the flag for Britain! Wow!
Maybe the Desert Rats will be joined by the Tehran Squirrels.

Also, those are South African and CNN.com. So a WESTERN site and an AFRICAN site? No, get me a middle eastern site. I doubt you will get it.

Oh, so CNN.com is not a valid news site....

The Arab news sites aren't fond of printing embarassing news - they're censored, you know.

Here's the BBC

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/6295138.stm

Or is the BBC not a valid new site?

Oh, so CNN.com is not a valid news site....

The Arab news sites aren't fond of printing embarassing news - they're censored, you know.

Here's the BBC

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/6295138.stm

Or is the BBC not a valid new site?

Okay- I didn't know that our forces are that undermanned and funded that we've got man eating badgers!
Whatever next?

Okay- I didn't know that our forces are that undermanned and funded that we've got man eating badgers!
Whatever next?

More to the point, I didn't know that CNN and the BBC were virulently anti-Islamic news organizations controlled by Bush...

Oh, so CNN.com is not a valid news site....

The Arab news sites aren't fond of printing embarassing news - they're censored, you know.

Here's the BBC

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/6295138.stm

Or is the BBC not a valid new site?


Do you know that not all Arab newspapers are corrupt? Because I am getting this feelings that you think that all Arab newspapers are corrupt. No, the only problem is that you don't know how to search for Arab newspapers on google.

More to the point, I didn't know that CNN and the BBC were virulently anti-Islamic news organizations controlled by Bush...

Oh, so you think I said that? If so, then you can't read very well.

Do you know that not all Arab newspapers are corrupt? Because I am getting this feelings that you think that all Arab newspapers are corrupt. No, the only problem is that you don't know how to search for Arab newspapers on google.

Here you go.

From al-Jazeera

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ULrK_PK0cXw

Different note, Remote Observer, why aren't you answering my request for the map. Not so though now that I am actually gonna invade you? I have asked you weeks ago. Now let me see your map.

Different note, Remote Observer, why aren't you answering my request for the map. Not so though now that I am actually gonna invade you? I have asked you weeks ago. Now let me see your map.

Most of the people on NS General don't actually play the NS game... wank away all you like.

Most of the people on NS General don't actually play the NS game... wank away all you like.

And how is that wanking because I clearly remember you saying earlier in a different NSG thread when I asked for the map, "SUre! JUst hold on a minute."

The only one wanking is here, Mr. Government Official.

And how is that wanking because I clearly remember you saying earlier in a different NSG thread when I asked for the map, "SUre! JUst hold on a minute."

The only one wanking is here, Mr. Government Official.

There's a difference between a government official, and a government consultant... but you're probably too uneducated to know the difference.

BTW, nice Iraqi paper

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b283/jtkwon/badger.jpg

I should speak.

A lot of people over there will believe just about anything.You do beleive the Navy when they tell you "We swear.. we have never tried to train Suicide Dolphins"
Dont you?

You should speak ;)

There's a difference between a government official, and a government consultant... but you're probably too uneducated to know the difference.

BTW, nice Iraqi paper

[IMG]http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b283/jtkwon/badger.jpg[/IMG

You never stated what you were so the mistake is on you...;)

This reminds me of this:
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,289123,00.html

Teh great Bigfoot hunt!1!11!

It's insane what people do believe in ;)

It's also equally insane what armies actually do commit (http://www.spawar.navy.mil/sandiego/technology/mammals/mine_hunting.html)

It's a f-ed up world we're living in - Thankfully, reality is a neverending source of grrreat comedy :D

You never stated what you were so the mistake is on you...;)

Nope - you made a stupid guess, or couldn't remember that I've been posting that I work as a government contractor.

I'm assuming that since you made the mistake, and I'm assuming you remembered, that you don't know the difference.:eek:

Did I said I believed it? No, I didn't.

Pardon me but you did:

If there was a squirrel in the US/UK or whatever country that you are in, equipped with an eavesingdropping device, your country's government would most likely check it out.

You believe that squirrels with surveillance equipment have been found by the Iranians; I don't see what you're complaining about unless you intended to write "If there were reports of a squirrel equipped with an eavesingdropping device, your country's government would most likely check it out".

Oh goood! Another amusing thread has turned into a pissing contest. Wonderful! </sarcasm>

And how is that wanking because I clearly remember you saying earlier in a different NSG thread when I asked for the map, "SUre! JUst hold on a minute."

The only one wanking is here, Mr. Government Official.Ocean's post: *fap fap fap fap fap*
LOL... all that wanking noise is too funny.

:D

Pardon me but you did:

You believe that squirrels with surveillance equipment have been found by the Iranians; I don't see what you're complaining about unless you intended to write "If there were reports of a squirrel equipped with an eavesingdropping device, your country's government would most likely check it out".

Yes, that doesn't mean that I believe it. Emphasis on IF THERE WERE....<_<

Nope - you made a stupid guess, or couldn't remember that I've been posting that I work as a government contractor.

I'm assuming that since you made the mistake, and I'm assuming you remembered, that you don't know the difference.:eek:

Back on with your flaming. Wow, you are supposed to be a US role model being a "government contractor". All I see you as is a ill-logical, very opinionated person. People like you shouldn't be in the government, if you even do work there.

LOL... all that wanking noise is too funny.

:D

Lulz, yea, after hearing it like 100 times it starts to hurt your ears...:D

Yes, that doesn't mean that I believe it. Emphasis on IF THERE WERE....<_<

You might want to check your construction of conditional clauses because emphasising 'if there were' doesn't change the meaning. Regardless, it seems we don't actually disagree so let's leave it at that rather than getting into a pissing match over grammar. :p

Oh goood! Another amusing thread has turned into a pissing contest. Wonderful! </sarcasm>

Yeah, I get that all the time now.

I'm waiting for someone to use the smileys, or maybe something like this

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b283/jtkwon/cyclic.gif

Yeah, I get that all the time now.

I'm waiting for someone to use the smileys, or maybe something like this

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b283/jtkwon/cyclic.gif

Im still here waiting for your map...

Yeah, I get that all the time now.
Yeah, generally because you start it off, get your arse handed to you in a proper debate and then go AT LEAST I'M IN THE ARMY! or some other moronic shite.

Yeah, generally because you start it off, get your arse handed to you in a proper debate and then go AT LEAST I'M IN THE ARMY! or some other moronic shite.

xD Now he's a government contractor!

Im still here waiting for your map...

Aaaaaand I don't need to provide one for you, since I don't play the game....

Have fun wanking!

Yeah, generally because you start it off, get your arse handed to you in a proper debate and then go AT LEAST I'M IN THE ARMY! or some other moronic shite.

As much as I dislike RO/DK/whoever, I must say that in a significant portion of cases it is because people on 'our' side either rise to his bait or kneejerk their way into a pissing contest. It's bloody annoying, because he's got his ass handed to him on many occasions, and these events would carry much more weight if 'our' side stayed rational.

Aaaaaand I don't need to provide one for you, since I don't play the game....

Have fun wanking!

TO: All NSers

How is this wanking, because this kid doesn't know how to RP? Does it make sense?!?

xD

As much as I dislike RO/DK/whoever, I must say that in a significant portion of cases it is because people on 'our' side either rise to his bait or kneejerk their way into a pissing contest. It's bloody annoying, because he's got his ass handed to him on many occasions, and these events would carry much more weight if 'our' side stayed rational.

Nay, if you read his posts, he inserts little flames in there. Check it.

TO: All NSers

How is this wanking, because this kid doesn't know how to RP? Does it make sense?!?

xD

To Maldorians:

Most of the people on the NS General part of the forum do not roleplay.

Most of the people on the NS General part of the forum do not roleplay.
You sure as hell do, though. In the General Forum, no less.

Nay, if you read his posts, he inserts little flames in there. Check it.

Yeah, I'm well aware of this. However, that doesn't make the pissing contests that result any more pleasant to read. Regardless of who started it, these little vendettas take two to tango. (I do apologise for the mixed metaphors in the past few posts)

To Maldorians:

Most of the people on the NS General part of the forum do not roleplay.

you seemed so confident earlier, what are you scared now?

Yeah, I'm well aware of this. However, that doesn't make the pissing contests that result any more pleasant to read. Regardless of who started it, these little vendettas take two to tango. (I do apologise for the mixed metaphors in the past few posts)

true, true. I get what your saying...xD and it makes sense, man.

you seemed so confident earlier, what are you scared now?

Why should I be scared?

Tell you what. I play another online game called Eve. Why don't you play the game, and we can fight each other there.

Why should I be scared?

Tell you what. I play another online game called Eve. Why don't you play the game, and we can fight each other there.

Why should I register onto another game when I can attack you here? Get me the map or I will invade you without a map.

Why should I register onto another game when I can attack you here? Get me the map or I will invade you without a map.

And what would that prove? NS, unlike the other one, is without consequences.

14 day free trial.

http://www.eve-online.com/download/

And what would that prove? NS, unlike the other one, is without consequences.

14 day free trial.

http://www.eve-online.com/download/

unlimited time on NS>>>>>>14 days free trial

Now get the map! Just use a Real Life map!

unlimited time on NS>>>>>>14 days free trial

Now get the map! Just use a Real Life map!

No real effects on NS - real effects on Eve.

No real effects on NS - real effects on Eve.

There are real effects on NS. If you lose, then I have you conquered.

Lets try to keep this thread on-topic guys. Kindly take your pissing match somewhere else.

No real effects on NS - real effects on Eve.hmm

this gave me an idea:
We need a Joystick that will give you a small electroshock every time you take a hit.
and a big shock when you die.

taser pads :D

Lets try to keep this thread on-topic guys. Kindly take your pissing match somewhere else.
Way to kill a thread.