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NSG Idol! (can you sing well?)

Zilam
12-07-2007, 22:02
So, I was just talking to a bunch of NSGers on MSN, and made a pancake song.
http://media.putfile.com/pancakes-27

anyways, can you sing well? Let us hear you sing.. We will need a few judges (perferably a black guy, a washed up pop singer from the 80s, and an angry british person)

Best singer gets an award and an e cookie!
Siap
12-07-2007, 22:05
I like the pancake song. And I have been paid to not sing.
Chandelier
12-07-2007, 22:06
I'll post a clip that I recorded a while ago. I don't feel like listening to it again because I'm afraid that it's bad.

http://media.putfile.com/Me-Singing-a-Song-probably-not-good-at-all
Darknovae
12-07-2007, 22:08
I don't have sound on my computer, so I can't hear any of you. :(

I will, however, possibly make a video of myself singing. Possibly. Maybe. Probably not.
Fleckenstein
12-07-2007, 22:10
Give me a computer mic that works and I'll sing.

EDIT: Good idea Zilam. To the camera! :p
Hamberry
12-07-2007, 22:11
I'll post a clip that I recorded a while ago. I don't feel like listening to it again because I'm afraid that it's bad.

http://media.putfile.com/Me-Singing-a-Song-probably-not-good-at-all
Can't hear you at all in that clip, even at max volume. Too much static, quiet voice.
And I would post a clip of me singing, but I think you all enjoy your hearing.
Chandelier
12-07-2007, 22:13
Can't hear you at all in that clip, even at max volume. Too much static, quiet voice.
And I would post a clip of me singing, but I think you all enjoy your hearing.

Sorry... if I recorded another one today there would still be too much static. :(
Xiscapia
12-07-2007, 22:17
Can I be the angry British judge?
Rasselas
12-07-2007, 22:31
Can I be the washed up singer from the 80s?

What? I could be. You don't know. Also, the Angry British job is taken :(
Johnny B Goode
12-07-2007, 22:33
So, I was just talking to a bunch of NSGers on MSN, and made a pancake song.
http://media.putfile.com/pancakes-27

anyways, can you sing well? Let us hear you sing.. We will need a few judges (perferably a black guy, a washed up pop singer from the 80s, and an angry british person)

Best singer gets an award and an e cookie!

I'm not too bad, but I'm not that great either. I'm doing two Black Sabbath tunes. (If you want to hear the originals, which are way better than my renditions, look on Youtube)

Me singing "Heaven and Hell" (http://media.putfile.com/Johnny-singing-59)
Me singing "Children of the Grave" (http://media.putfile.com/Me-singing-Children-of-the-Grave)
Xiscapia
12-07-2007, 22:33
Ahhh...you make me feel sad:(
IL Ruffino
12-07-2007, 23:19
I might enter this contest.
Swilatia
12-07-2007, 23:26
Alright, since i have no idea ho0w the scoring works, all entries get an unconditional 0 points from me.
Callang Provinces
12-07-2007, 23:28
WHY! WHY! WHY DELILAH.............. ah screw this I'm not drunk enough where did I leave that vodka...........
Cookesland
12-07-2007, 23:29
can i be the black guy who says dawg every two word?

(even though im not black? :p )
IL Ruffino
12-07-2007, 23:33
can i be the black guy who says dawg every two word?

(even though im not black? :p )

I'll get the shoe polish!
Cookesland
12-07-2007, 23:40
I'll get the shoe polish!

Okay good this'll work great, dawg :D
Londim
12-07-2007, 23:46
Damn it I want to be the angry Brritish judge.

Xiscapia you're application was about as original as a piece of paper! Get off my damn stage!

Sorry Xiscapia. I was getting into character.
Ilie
13-07-2007, 02:44
Aw, I totally would but I no longer have anything that could work like a microphone. :(
The Brevious
13-07-2007, 05:33
So, I was just talking to a bunch of NSGers on MSN, and made a pancake song.
http://media.putfile.com/pancakes-27

anyways, can you sing well? Let us hear you sing.. We will need a few judges (perferably a black guy, a washed up pop singer from the 80s, and an angry british person)

Best singer gets an award and an e cookie!
Weird thing is, i had already considered opting to vote for you before i even knew it was your thread. Now, not so sure.
Myotisinia
13-07-2007, 05:43
Yes, I can sing. But, no, I don't think I will, thanks all the same. I got the karaoke bug out of my system seven years ago. And don't EVEN ask me to act as a judge and listen to the noise that we'd be offered in lieu of music.

I'd rather listen to someone hit a cat on the paw with a hammer while simultaneously throwing a handful of tacks into an electric fan.

I'd rather listen to alley cats having steamy, raucous cat sex outside my bedroom window.

I'd rather listen to Yoko Ono. All of her records. Every. Damn. One.

Hold on a minute. I apologize for that last statement. I am sorry I had in any way implied that listening to the tortured yowls of cats was IN ANY WAY as bad as having to listen to Yoko Ono.
The Brevious
13-07-2007, 05:47
I'd rather listen to alley cats having steamy, raucous cat sex outside my bedroom window.


The rest of it's a pretty tall order, but THIS one is within my faculty.
I'll hook ya up.

http://www.naturebeauties.com/Images/lions_mating.jpg
Potarius
13-07-2007, 05:48
The rest of it's a pretty tall order, but THIS one is within my faculty.
I'll hook ya up.

Don't forget the digicam. And make sure it's one with video.
The Brevious
13-07-2007, 05:53
Don't forget the digicam. And make sure it's one with video.

There's a line. ====>

...but i'll pencil you in.
Potarius
13-07-2007, 05:56
There's a line. ====>

...but i'll pencil you in.

Who said I wanted anything to do with it?
Delator
13-07-2007, 05:58
I can sing...in fact I'll be immodest enough to say I can sing pretty damn good.

But I have no mic or cam, so you're all just going to have to be left wondering. :p
The Brevious
13-07-2007, 07:24
Who said I wanted anything to do with it?

Other than internet buzz and bathroom stall sketches .... me ..?