NationStates Jolt Archive


It's Raining Worms

The Sadisco Room
12-07-2007, 20:59
The sky wasn't falling. She says it was worms, large tangled clumps of them.

Beal says, "When I saw that they were crawling, I said, 'It's worms! Get out of the way!'"

http://www.wafb.com/Global/story.asp?S=6771977

Maybe this is Allah's idea of a joke. Or maybe there were worms on a plane, and they fell out. Either way I think it's pretty funny.
New Malachite Square
12-07-2007, 21:03
Or maybe there were worms on a plane, and they fell out.

Worms on a Plane? Sounds like gang warfare to me. Only Samuel L. Jackson can save us!
Zilam
12-07-2007, 21:05
Oh, its no fun unless its raining men!

http://www.misslibra.50megs.com/images/its_raining_men.jpg
SaintB
12-07-2007, 21:18
Oh, its no fun unless its raining men!

http://www.misslibra.50megs.com/images/its_raining_men.jpg

Just change one word...

It's raining worms! Hallelujah, its raining worms!

See, it works.
Nivalc
12-07-2007, 21:19
I wonder how a water spout could have caused it to rain worms???
Myrmidonisia
12-07-2007, 21:48
http://www.wafb.com/Global/story.asp?S=6771977

Maybe this is Allah's idea of a joke. Or maybe there were worms on a plane, and they fell out. Either way I think it's pretty funny.

I liked the first "Top Story" headline at the bottom of the page...
"Sheriff Checks Himself into Rehab"
Maybe there's an explanation in there somewhere...
Heikoku
12-07-2007, 21:48
Maybe this is Allah's idea of a joke.

Sadisco, if you want to troll or play Muslim extremist, you aren't succeeding. If you want to pretend to be (or to be) a sad case, you are.
New Malachite Square
12-07-2007, 21:49
I wonder how a water spout could have caused it to rain worms???

You know, the underwater... types of worms... *trails off*
The Sadisco Room
12-07-2007, 21:54
Sadisco, if you want to troll or play Muslim extremist, you aren't succeeding. If you want to pretend to be (or to be) a sad case, you are.

Now you're just ASKING for a jihad. Don't make me come over there.
HC Eredivisie
12-07-2007, 21:55
Now you're just ASKING for a jihad. Don't make me come over there.Two people fighting isn't a war, let alone a holy one.
Xiscapia
12-07-2007, 22:00
I wonder how a water spout could have caused it to rain worms???

The spout sucks the worms into the vortex, like a regular tornado. Then it dissipated and the worms were free of the cage of water and fell.
I don't know exactly how, though.
New Malachite Square
12-07-2007, 22:02
The spout sucks the worms into the vortex, like a regular tornado. Then it dissipated and the worms were free of the cage of water and fell.
I don't know exactly how, though.

"Where did the worms come from" is the question. Why were they in the water? Fishing tournament?
Lunatic Goofballs
12-07-2007, 22:03
And people say God doesn't have a sense of humor. :p
Myrmidonisia
12-07-2007, 22:07
The spout sucks the worms into the vortex, like a regular tornado. Then it dissipated and the worms were free of the cage of water and fell.
I don't know exactly how, though.

Why would someone cage a worm?
Temurdia
12-07-2007, 22:36
Why would someone cage a worm?

The vortex would, for it is what they do.
Johnny B Goode
12-07-2007, 22:42
http://www.wafb.com/Global/story.asp?S=6771977

Maybe this is Allah's idea of a joke. Or maybe there were worms on a plane, and they fell out. Either way I think it's pretty funny.

Worms: All your sky are belong to us.
Gartref
12-07-2007, 22:46
Why would someone cage a worm?

To obtain the Water of Life, of course.
Mooseica
12-07-2007, 22:48
To obtain the Water of Life, of course.

But was there a resident Reverend Mother in da house at the time?

And wouldn't falling sandworms - even stunted ones - kinda be a health hazard?
New Malachite Square
12-07-2007, 22:51
To obtain the Water of Life, of course.

http://lr2.com/media/i-are-dunecat.jpg
Myrmidonisia
12-07-2007, 23:20
The vortex would, for it is what they do.

Somehow I just didn't read it that way. Okay.
Mirkana
12-07-2007, 23:22
You're all idiots.

It's a banana bomb, of course!