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The Fab Five from Queer Eye (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Queer_Eye_for_the_Straight_Guy) have just shown up at your front door? Do you let them in and get the big makeover? What will they change about you?

Sure I'd let them in.

They would probably get me some better clothes (I dress as the typical suburban/urban professional - but a tad conservative).

Haircut probably wouldn't change.

Glasses probably wouldn't change (unless high end designer glasses are out).

Furniture and decorations would change, but that's my wife's department - they would have to take it up with her.

I already know how to cook as well or better than most people who do cooking shows, so I'm not sure if there's room for improvement there.

The Fab Five from Queer Eye (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Queer_Eye_for_the_Straight_Guy) have just shown up at your front door? Do you let them in and get the big makeover? What will they change about you?

Naaaa I just wouldn't let them in. Cheers and all but I'm happy the way I am.

I'd let them in only to realize the show has been canceled and I'm being beaten repeatedly with cricket bats

when I finally regain consciousness in a ice tub in Lithuania missing several kidneys, I'll be sure to check out my new look:)

No, but I'd berate them for furthering a stupid stereotype just to further their careers.

Jerks.

No. I wear jeans and T-shirt. If they don't like that, that's their problem.

I'd let them in for a cup of whatever, but to improve my style? Nevah!

No, but I'd berate them for furthering a stupid stereotype just to further their careers.

Jerks.

You're just jealous because you didn't think of it first, and make a pile of money.

No, but I'd berate them for furthering a stupid stereotype just to further their careers.

Jerks.

No. I wear jeans and T-shirt. If they don't like that, that's their problem.


Im agree with them.

I wear jeans and T-shirt

what? do you have trouble dressing yourself or something? :D

The Fab Five from Queer Eye (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Queer_Eye_for_the_Straight_Guy) have just shown up at your front door? Do you let them in and get the big makeover? What will they change about you?

Hee, I like this thread idea.

what? do you have trouble dressing yourself or something? :D

Did I typo something? I'm not seeing it, sorry >_<

But they're cheap, comfortable, durable and functional... What more could you possibly want?

I'm too sexy for that show.

I'd kill the crabpeople before they take us over.

I'd let them decorate my house. One of the few stereotypes I subscribe to is the idea that gay male interior decorators have a knack for very tasteful results.

But as for my personal look/wardrobe, I take input from my own mind and opinions from my wife. After that, I really don't give a damn what others think so submitting to a personal makeover would be a waste of my time at best.

According to most other people - my wife included (actually, especially her) - my dress sense is appalling but I honestly, truly, really don't care. It's my dress sense and, outside the occasional social occasion that mandates a dress code, I'll wear whatever I feel comfortable in, thank you.

So no, they wouldn't get in.

and let the crabpeople win? no thanks, they can stay underground.

they're cheap, comfortable, durable and functional... What more could you possibly want?

an outfit that isn't more or less a uniform now?

I'd let them decorate my house. One of the few stereotypes I subscribe to is the idea that gay male interior decorators have a knack for very tasteful results.

But as for my personal look/wardrobe, I take input from my own mind and opinions from my wife. After that, I really don't give a damn what others think so submitting to a personal makeover would be a waste of my time at best.

That's because they are interior decorators, not because they're gay.

I wish they could give us all fashionable avatars.

My taste in fashion is pretty much ok and even good in some cases so i'll stick to having them re-decorate and help out with a haircut. Hopefully they'll take me somewhere that doesn't employ seemingly drunk hairdressers. Damn that place

I suck at interior decorating, so I'd most definitely let Tom in (IKEA would of course be banned), and I love Carson - we'd bitch around about fashion and I'd see if he could adapt to Swedish standards, which are of course a couple of notches above what passes as dazzling in the USA. The hispanic guy is boring, so he could piss off, and the cooking guy had better learn how to make killer veggie dishes, or he'd be out the door...

... which leaves Kyan, who'd whip out the lotions and stay the night. That bitch is hot (http://www.tszuj-it.com/qekyan.jpg).

That bitch is hot

Strangely that was my first thought when I saw an episode of Queer Eye.

an outfit that isn't more or less a uniform now?

Meh, that would require effort and money, neither of which I'm willing to waste on something as silly as clothing.

Meh, that would require effort and money, neither of which I'm willing to waste on something as silly as clothing.You could always not wear any clothes - saving you time and money. So, for even cheaper car insurance - don't wear any clothes.

I wouldn't let Crab people (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/South_Park_is_Gay%21) into my home

I wouldn't let Crab people (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/South_Park_is_Gay%21) into my home

LOL. I wondered what the hell people were going on about Crab People for.

as long as they'll fix my room fine, i can't be arsed unpacking, it's such an awkward shaped room. i can't imagine i'd keep any of their personal styling ideas though, i've seen that programme enough to know that i don't like their taste in clothes. interiors fine, clothes no.

The Fab Five from Queer Eye (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Queer_Eye_for_the_Straight_Guy) have just shown up at your front door? Do you let them in and get the big makeover? What will they change about you?

I wouldn't let them in.

The Fab Five from Queer Eye (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Queer_Eye_for_the_Straight_Guy) have just shown up at your front door? Do you let them in and get the big makeover? What will they change about you?

If they need to call a towtruck or a locksmith or something, maybe. They touch my stuff or comment on my looks, they go out.

Actually, if they wanted to buy me new furniture and stuff, sure maybe. But I will not change how I dress.

i can't be arsed unpacking



Don't worry, they'll pack your arse.

That's because they are interior decorators, not because they're gay.

The sense of humor is like a muscle. It weakens if you don't use it.

an outfit that isn't more or less a uniform now?

Why change something because other people are wearing it?

I'm so stylish they'd beg for advice from me. But no. I am simply too stylish for them. Too amazing in every way. To put it simply:

They can't touch this.
*dances sideways*
STOP!

HAMMERTIME!

I'd kill the crabpeople before they take us over.

Damn, you beat me to it.

Sure, I'd let them in. I could use some new free furniture.
Clothes? I'd take their clothes, but probably wouldn't wear them.
Grooming? Nah. Anything that takes longer than 30 minutes, including showering, is unacceptable.
Cooking? I don't cook, but I might like to learn how to.
Culture? I think I'm cultured enough, but if it gets me free tickets to the museum, then sure.

I wuold make sure that I answer the door in my smoking Jacket while smoking my pipe with a bit of Noel Coward playing in the Background. then sit them down offer the fellows a drink or two before discussing which cutter is the best

I would send them down two houses to my extremely conservative neighbors while I prop up a lawn chair on the front lawn...

I'd probably let them in, only to have them discover that there is nothing to make over. I'd probably end up giving them a makeover due to my...er..."fashion sense"... <.<

Assuming you're allowing Queer Eye for the Straight Girl, I'd let them. They'd probably fix my hair, but the important part would be my personality. I am so fucked up right now, it's not even funny. I did something even dumber than usual last night (or, should I say, this morning at 3), and I'm probably going to pay for it. Fuck.

Assuming you're allowing Queer Eye for the Straight Girl, I'd let them. They'd probably fix my hair, but the important part would be my personality. I am so fucked up right now, it's not even funny. I did something even dumber than usual last night (or, should I say, this morning at 3), and I'm probably going to pay for it. Fuck.

LOL you had sex unprotected sex didnt you?lol(joking just a guess)

LOL you had sex unprotected sex didnt you?lol(joking just a guess)

HAHAH...Not quite. I got really upset when I found out the guy I like, who I was getting pretty close to until he randomly stopped talking to me a week or so ago was hooking up with and possibly romantically interested in a friend of mine, so I sent this anonymous angry confessional thing to him via Honesty Box on Facebook, and he wrote back saying, "WTF! I have no idea what you're talking about, but I'm sorry??" I shouldn't have done that.

The Fab Five from Queer Eye (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Queer_Eye_for_the_Straight_Guy) have just shown up at your front door? Do you let them in and get the big makeover? What will they change about you?

Nah. But I WOULD dress THEM all up in biker leathers and then take them to the nearest biker bar so that they can use the pay phone to call for a cab home.

God, I do so hate that show.

We're here, we're bikers, deal with it.

No. I like my stuff too much to bear it being thrown out (the window).

Nah. But I WOULD dress THEM all up in biker leathers and then take them to the nearest biker bar so that they can use the pay phone to call for a cab home.

God, I do so hate that show.

We're here, we're bikers, deal with it.

You say that like leather would be new to them. I'll bet that Carson is a kinky bitch.

Meh. I like my style just the way it is. Black goes with everything, and if someone doesn't like the way I look, they are more than welcome to look elsewhere.

...when I finally regain consciousness in a ice tub in Lithuania missing several kidneys...

How can you be missing SEVERAL kidneys? You can miss ONE or BOTH kidneys. o_O

Nope, I don't go for and am not interested in the gay / metrosexual look.

Classic style, FTW.

Being already gay, it's not like they could make me any more fabulous than I already am.

But I could probably use the cooking advice. I hear the best way to reach a man's heart is through his stomach, and if I'm any indication, it's as true as anything can be. I couldn't cook if my life depended on it, and that probably explains why I can't find Mr. Right.

I would love to do some guy makeovers. Guys are funny though, they get really stubborn. My guy friends only let the girls who are fucking them call the shots with their "look" I guess.

The Fab Five from Queer Eye (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Queer_Eye_for_the_Straight_Guy) have just shown up at your front door? Do you let them in and get the big makeover? What will they change about you?... honestly... they would take one look at me and run away screaming.

either that or look at each other and say "well, we did open our mouths and ask for a really hard challenge."

The Fab Five from Queer Eye (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Queer_Eye_for_the_Straight_Guy) have just shown up at your front door? Do you let them in and get the big makeover? What will they change about you?

Other than amusement to others, they won't change much.
I'm sure that i, on the other hand, have a few fashion tips and such for them.

My shirts...they'd change those for certain. They'd probably go after my hair as well...and maybe my shoes.

And they'd gripe about my farmers tan.

Assuming you're allowing Queer Eye for the Straight Girl, I'd let them. They'd probably fix my hair, but the important part would be my personality. I am so fucked up right now, it's not even funny. I did something even dumber than usual last night (or, should I say, this morning at 3), and I'm probably going to pay for it. Fuck.

I've clearly missed an important episode...

Incidentally...They'd probably want me to get contacts, there I refuse. And the hair stays. I need a place to keep pens. Other than that I'm not particularly attached...

... honestly... they would take one look at me and run away screaming.

either that or look at each other and say "well, we did open our mouths and ask for a really hard challenge."

I suspect they'd do the same in my case. Especially on a certain grooming issue, as they seem to hate beards, and I've got a good one going (I've got a class of kids who call me Hagrid.... I'm quite happy with that!)

... honestly... they would take one look at me and run away screaming.

either that or look at each other and say "well, we did open our mouths and ask for a really hard challenge."

I suspect they'd do the same in my case. Especially on a certain grooming issue, as they seem to hate beards, and I've got a good one going (I've got a class of kids who call me Hagrid.... I'm quite happy with that!)

I have a disturbing suspicion they'd expect me to bathe. :(

I suspect they'd do the same in my case. Especially on a certain grooming issue, as they seem to hate beards, and I've got a good one going (I've got a class of kids who call me Hagrid.... I'm quite happy with that!)

... I can't grow a beard. I tried... after 2 months, I was scraggly at worst, an Asian hedgehog at best. :p

They'd make me shave my mustache.

The Fab Five from Queer Eye (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Queer_Eye_for_the_Straight_Guy) have just shown up at your front door? Do you let them in and get the big makeover? What will they change about you?

I'd kick their asses out faster than a Jehovah's Witness or a Mormon.

I'd kick their asses out faster than a Jehovah's Witness or a Mormon.

What would Jesus do? :)

((P.S.: Shortly after typing this, as I broke into a fit of giggles, I realized what a terribly evil person I can be at times and I thank my lucky stars that Jesus has a sense of humor. :) ))

What would Jesus do? :)

To the Mormon and JW, or to the Gays?

To the Mormon and JW, or to the Gays?

The gays. The Mormons and Jehovah's witnesses would probably be too busy shitting themselves to see Jesus drag out the firehose. *nod*

The gays.

Haha. Say "Your sins are forgiven," and "GO ...and sin no more."

Haha. Say "Your sins are forgiven," and "GO ...and sin no more."

Actually, I suspect He would invite them to dinner, offer them a lovely meal, explain to them that there are far more pressing needs in the world than televised makeovers and exchange phone numbers to keep in touch.

I'd probably pelt them with dinner rolls. *nod*

The gays. The Mormons and Jehovah's witnesses would probably be too busy shitting themselves to see Jesus drag out the firehose. *nod*

Galatians 5:14 says, “The entire law is summed up in a single command: ‘Love your neighbor as yourself.’”

Doesn't seem to be room for condemning the gays in there.

Galatians 5:14 says, “The entire law is summed up in a single command: ‘Love your neighbor as yourself.’”

Doesn't seem to be room for condemning the gays in there.

Exactly. Mormons and JWs on the other hand...

Galatians 5:14 says, “The entire law is summed up in a single command: ‘Love your neighbor as yourself.’”

Doesn't seem to be room for condemning the gays in there.

Sure, I love the gays. I'd just prefer to love them while...telling them to GET THE HELL OUT! :mad:

Sure, I love the gays. I'd just prefer to love them while...telling them to GET THE HELL OUT! :mad:

I understand. The temptation must be awful. :)

I have a disturbing suspicion they'd expect me to bathe. :(

I have a disturbing suspicion they'd ask me to stop shooting at them.

What would Jesus do? :)
Simple.

"Let he who is without sin, kick the first Ass!"

Exactly. Mormons and JWs on the other hand...

Well, that's up to you, what to do with Mormons and JWs.

Sure, I love the gays. I'd just prefer to love them while...telling them to GET THE HELL OUT! :mad:

Why?

Why?

Them gays can wear hair gel, tropical Hawaiian shirts, fancy shmancy shoes, and decorate their houses in a most effeminate manner if they want, but by gosh...

I'M A MAN!

I eat double cheese burgers, make crude sexual jokes, and fart, dammit. :mad:

I eat double cheese burgers, make crude sexual jokes, and fart, dammit. :mad:

Plenty of gays do that, too. They are also men.

Plenty of gays do that, too. They are also men.

Not them queer eyes.

Them gays can wear hair gel, tropical Hawaiian shirts, fancy shmancy shoes, and decorate their houses in a most effeminate manner if they want, but by gosh...

I'M A MAN!

I eat double cheese burgers, make crude sexual jokes, and fart, dammit. :mad:

Stop using stuff to justify being an ass to people you don't like. And stop being naive (you punk named Schlomo).

Them gays can wear hair gel, tropical Hawaiian shirts, fancy shmancy shoes, and decorate their houses in a most effeminate manner if they want, but by gosh...

I'M A MAN!

I eat double cheese burgers, make crude sexual jokes, and fart, dammit. :mad:

That's not funny, man.


@Johnny: Yeah, he ignored me once because I invaded him....xD

Hmm......

Clothes; Nope, I'm better dressed than them. I spend about £50 a month on clothes, I'd say I'm as well dressed as possible, in a sort of tight jeans sort of way.

Hair; I'm officially "growing it" right now. No doubt it would look better with a blonde highlight in the back, but I don't have the money; they might.

I'd probably welcome them in anyway, if only because it would be rude not to.

To the "Manly Man" ranter whose name I'll never deem important enough to learn; try living in the 21st century.

Simple.

"Let he who is without sin, kick the first Ass!"

And so I am off, to boot some donkey.:D

And so I am off, to boot some donkey.:D

YAY! :D

I'd kill the crabpeople before they take us over.

Damn... beaten to it...

EDIT: Just realised I was even beaten to saying THAT... my life sucks :(

I have a disturbing suspicion they'd expect me to bathe. :(

Among other things. Actually, they'd probably run away from you screaming.

... I can't grow a beard. I tried... after 2 months, I was scraggly at worst, an Asian hedgehog at best. :p

Heh. My beard may become a union issue actually....

I'd kick their asses out faster than a Jehovah's Witness or a Mormon.

LOL

What would Jesus do? :)

Probably remonstrate the Fab Five for being overly materialistic.

((P.S.: Shortly after typing this, as I broke into a fit of giggles, I realized what a terribly evil person I can be at times and I thank my lucky stars that Jesus has a sense of humor. :) ))

Indeed, indeed.

The gays. The Mormons and Jehovah's witnesses would probably be too busy shitting themselves to see Jesus drag out the firehose. *nod*

LOL

Damn... beaten to it...

EDIT: Just realised I was even beaten to saying THAT... my life sucks :(

If it helps, I didn't even know WTF that was about until someone here explained it.