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http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b283/jtkwon/txps_terror_pamphlet_front.jpg

Gee... that's just about everyone there...

for starters, how many of you have made large cash purchases of beer, wine, or liquor...

or cigarettes...

and what parent doesn't stock up on baby formula by the case (unless you're breastfeeding)...

who doesn't rent a storage unit, apartment, vehicle, or get a hotel room...

I suggest we all call them and turn each other in...

Why levi jeans in particular?

Why levi jeans in particular?

That's what stumped me.

Also, who doesn't have their original identity documents, and a copy? I have a xerox copy of my passport (they tell you to do this when you get one).

Why levi jeans in particular?
'Cause they are the bomb.

Well it looks like the best thing to do is become a tee-total, homeless, childless, nudist, drifter who choose to walk everywhere

Well it looks like the best thing to do is become a tee-total, homeless, childless, nudist, drifter who choose to walk everywhere

Who smokes pot instead of cigarettes...

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b283/jtkwon/txps_terror_pamphlet_front.jpg

Gee... that's just about everyone there...

for starters, how many of you have made large cash purchases of beer, wine, or liquor...

or cigarettes...

and what parent doesn't stock up on baby formula by the case (unless you're breastfeeding)...

who doesn't rent a storage unit, apartment, vehicle, or get a hotel room...

I suggest we all call them and turn each other in...

Feh, it's Texas.
Nuff said.

I also notice it's only one side of the pamphlet; where's the other?

Ahhhh, here it is.
http://www.infowars.com/images2/ps/txps_terror_pamphlet_back.jpg

Hmmm, not having the originals of ID, just the photocopies....

Establishing NUMEROUS residence through rental or leased properties and staying in NUMEROUS hotels...
Paying cash for everything... perhaps to avoid a paper trail?
Being near restricted areas with no good reason.....

That does put a slightly different spin on it, doesn't it?
I don't agree with all of it, but for heaven's sake present the whole argument, not just the parts you need to support your claim.

And spiritus instead of proper alcoholic drinks ;)

Y'know...I could make a good Texas joke right now...

But I won't. Not because I feel bad for Texas, but because all the jokes have been said before...

Who smokes pot instead of cigarettes...

It's sounding better and better to me now

This is so absurd. My favorite is "Being Team Orientated, being a 'nice guy'" and "try to fit in and not draw attention to themselves."

Apparently if you are an introverted or extroverted you are a potential terrorist. Good thing only 100% of world population qualifies for that.

Let this be a lesson to you all. Going on a beer run might mean that you are a terrorist.

Let this be a lesson to you all. Going on a beer run might mean that you are a terrorist.

But at least you'll have fun being one.

But at least you'll have fun being one.

No, he'll be the one passed out drunk in the getaway car...

Let this be a lesson to you all. Going on a beer run might mean that you are a terrorist.

So...college students are terrorists? hmmm...

that is one hell of a way to cut down on underage drinking...

Who smokes pot instead of cigarettes...
Huzzah!

In Texas, everyone reports YOU!

Why levi jeans in particular?

It was lucrative during the Cold War to buy a bunch of Levi's as a college kid and sell them as a student in Russia, I believe.

In Texas, everyone reports YOU!

BEDEVERE:
Quiet! Quiet! Quiet! Quiet! There are ways of telling whether she is a terrorist.
VILLAGER #1:
Are there?
VILLAGER #2:
Ah?
VILLAGER #1:
What are they?
CROWD:
Tell us! Tell us!...
BEDEVERE:
Tell me. What do you do with terrorists?
VILLAGER #2:
Burn!
VILLAGER #1:
Burn!
CROWD:
Burn! Burn them up! Burn!...
BEDEVERE:
And what do you burn apart from terrorists?
VILLAGER #1:
More terrorists!
VILLAGER #3:
Shh!
VILLAGER #2:
Wood!
BEDEVERE:
So, why do terrorists burn?
[pause]
VILLAGER #3:
B--... 'cause they're made of... wood?
BEDEVERE:
Good! Heh heh.
CROWD:
Oh, yeah. Oh.
BEDEVERE:
So, how do we tell whether she is made of wood?
VILLAGER #1:
Build a bridge out of her.
BEDEVERE:
Ah, but can you not also make bridges out of stone?
VILLAGER #1:
Oh, yeah.
RANDOM:
Oh, yeah. True. Uhh...
BEDEVERE:
Does wood sink in water?
VILLAGER #1:
No. No.
VILLAGER #2:
No, it floats! It floats!
VILLAGER #1:
Throw her into the pond!
CROWD:
The pond! Throw her into the pond!
BEDEVERE:
What also floats in water?
VILLAGER #1:
Bread!
VILLAGER #2:
Apples!
VILLAGER #3:
Uh, very small rocks!
VILLAGER #1:
Cider!
VILLAGER #2:
Uh, gra-- gravy!
VILLAGER #1:
Cherries!
VILLAGER #2:
Mud!
VILLAGER #3:
Uh, churches! Churches!
VILLAGER #2:
Lead! Lead!
ARTHUR:
A duck!
CROWD:
Oooh.
BEDEVERE:
Exactly. So, logically...
VILLAGER #1:
If... she... weighs... the same as a duck,... she's made of wood.
BEDEVERE:
And therefore?
VILLAGER #2:
A terrorist!

:)

I suppose its a good thing I don't wear Levi's...

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b283/jtkwon/txps_terror_pamphlet_front.jpg

Gee... that's just about everyone there...

for starters, how many of you have made large cash purchases of beer, wine, or liquor...

or cigarettes...

and what parent doesn't stock up on baby formula by the case (unless you're breastfeeding)...

who doesn't rent a storage unit, apartment, vehicle, or get a hotel room...

I suggest we all call them and turn each other in...not really.

LARGE CASH PURCHASES... $1000+ of babyfood within days of each other? yeah, that's suspicious.

10 + different passports by one person?


Then there is SUSPICIOUS Rentals.

Renting an apartment and not using it? yes.
Renting via third or fourth party? Probably...

So I don't fall in any of these catagories. :p

Let this be a lesson to you all. Going on a beer run might mean that you are a terrorist.

how's that gonna help catch the muslim extremist terrorists that aren't allowed to drink alcohol?

I don't agree with all of it, but for heaven's sake present the whole argument, not just the parts you need to support your claim.
He wouldn't be Remote Observer if he did that. Why are you suppressing his desire to be his true self? ;)

He wouldn't be Remote Observer if he did that. Why are you suppressing his desire to be his true self? ;)

Did I suppress the rest of the document? No... you could have read it yourself...

Gaaaahhh. I just got a new ID. I rented a car - three times in the last two months. I stayed at three motels in the past seven months. I have a new digital camera and a new cam-corder. I just sent for my birth certificate. I'm a terrorist! Shoot me!

Gaaaahhh. I just got a new ID. I rented a car - three times in the last two months. I stayed at three motels in the past seven months. I have a new digital camera and a new cam-corder. I just sent for my birth certificate. I'm a terrorist! Shoot me!

*shoots*

Well you did tell us too.

*shoots*

Well you did tell us too.

Well, then. I die for the glory of agnosticism.

Well, then. I die for the glory of agnosticism.
I'm not quite sure whether you're a martyr, or for whom :p

I'm a martyr to the equivocal - like many priests I know.

Did I suppress the rest of the document? No... you could have read it yourself...

You didn't suppress it, no. But you didn't present it, and, as Kat stated,
I don't agree with all of it, but for heaven's sake present the whole argument, not just the parts you need to support your claim.

the only person accused of supressing anything was Kat, and that was jokingly

Why levi jeans in particular?

To make it easier to arrest innocent people

"But I don't even LOOK like a terrorist! I'm not even drinking beer! I'm just chillin in my yard on a hot day!"

"You're wearing Levi jeans! TERRORIST!"

Gee... that's just about everyone there...

for starters, how many of you have made large cash purchases of beer, wine, or liquor...

or cigarettes...

and what parent doesn't stock up on baby formula by the case (unless you're breastfeeding)...

who doesn't rent a storage unit, apartment, vehicle, or get a hotel room...

I suggest we all call them and turn each other in...

Can't turn me in, the most expensive thing I ever bought was ten bucks. But I hate the constant paranoia. Jeez.