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Gahhhh!!! I am so sick and tired of hearing about Lindsay Lohan, and Paris Hilton, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt. They shoud just take all the celebritys with crazy problems, like being a spoiled bratt with too many speeding tickets and money she should be sharing with me. Also, the brittany spears thing died like 2 years ago, nobody cares if she has changed or if she is popping out babies left and right and rapidly gaining and loosing wieght. no one cares. tabloids should stick to making up stories about aliens and cloning experiments. :headbang:

Gahhhh!!! I am so sick and tired of hearing about Lindsay Lohan, and Paris Hilton, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt. They shoud just take all the celebritys with crazy problems, like being a spoiled bratt with too many speeding tickets and money she should be sharing with me. Also, the brittany spears thing died like 2 years ago, nobody cares if she has changed or if she is popping out babies left and right and rapidly gaining and loosing wieght. no one cares. tabloids should stick to making up stories about aliens and cloning experiments. :headbang:

did we forget our ritalin today children?

We sure did!

No one really cares about that kind of thing, or just about no one. Tune it out like the rest of us. ;)

I predict massive success for you and this thread...you have a bright future on NSG.

*snickers...leaves*

This thread ate my post! :p At least, I think it did.

I predicted success for you in the other thread, and behold! It has multiplied! :p

Gahhhh!!! I am so sick and tired of hearing about Lindsay Lohan, and Paris Hilton, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt. They shoud just take all the celebritys with crazy problems, like being a spoiled bratt with too many speeding tickets and money she should be sharing with me. Also, the brittany spears thing died like 2 years ago, nobody cares if she has changed or if she is popping out babies left and right and rapidly gaining and loosing wieght. no one cares. tabloids should stick to making up stories about aliens and cloning experiments. :headbang:

So you hate Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, and Brittney Spears, and yet you create a thread about them?

Gahhhh!!! I am so sick and tired of hearing about Lindsay Lohan, and Paris Hilton, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt. They shoud just take all the celebritys with crazy problems, like being a spoiled bratt with too many speeding tickets and money she should be sharing with me. Also, the brittany spears thing died like 2 years ago, nobody cares if she has changed or if she is popping out babies left and right and rapidly gaining and loosing wieght. no one cares. tabloids should stick to making up stories about aliens and cloning experiments. :headbang:

So you hate Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, and Brittney Spears, and yet you create a thread about them?

So you hate Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, and Brittney Spears, and yet you create a thread about them?

Oh, the irony. :p

Gahhhh!!! I am so sick and tired of hearing about Lindsay Lohan, and Paris Hilton, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt. They shoud just take all the celebritys with crazy problems, like being a spoiled bratt with too many speeding tickets and money she should be sharing with me. Also, the brittany spears thing died like 2 years ago, nobody cares if she has changed or if she is popping out babies left and right and rapidly gaining and loosing wieght. no one cares. tabloids should stick to making up stories about aliens and cloning experiments. :headbang:

Ditto here! Besides, stories about cloning experiments and aliens are much more entertaining than celebrity rumors and junk of that nature.

did we forget our ritalin today children?

We sure did!

Ritalin doesn't have anything to do with it. The problem is not with Ritalin; it is with the news media obsessing over Lindsay Lohan, and Paris Hilton, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt, and Britney Spears, to the point that we don't care anymore and are sick of hearing about them.

Ditto here!



Ritalin doesn't have anything to do with it. The problem is not with Ritalin; it is with the news media obsessing over Lindsay Lohan, and Paris Hilton, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt. And Britney Spears.

and yet you talked about them! Hooray the news media has done their job.

This thread ate my post! :p At least, I think it did.

Nonsense. You posted in the other identical thread. :p

Oh, the irony. :p

It's so thick you could cut it with a knife.

It's so thick you could cut it with a knife.
That isn't a knife, it's a spoon!

There is no spoon!

phail!

Your line was "I see you've played knifey-spoony before."

Though I probably buggered up my part...

That isn't a knife, it's a spoon!

There is no spoon!

Man, this sucks. I posted in the other thread thinking it was going to be the more popular one, but now this one has more posts. :(

(Yes, I'm really giving this topic the consideration it deserves.)

Hypocrite.

Ritalin doesn't have anything to do with it.

Oh, I beg to differ.

I like this reporter's response to Paris Hilton:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAcU3HSMKPU

also, she's hotter than Hilton.

No one really cares about that kind of thing, or just about no one. Tune it out like the rest of us. ;)

Actually if noone cared they'd soon stop with it because it wouldn't sell. So apparently people do care and quite a lot as well...

Gahhhh!!! I am so sick and tired of hearing about Lindsay Lohan, and Paris Hilton, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt. They shoud just take all the celebritys with crazy problems, like being a spoiled bratt with too many speeding tickets and money she should be sharing with me. Also, the brittany spears thing died like 2 years ago, nobody cares if she has changed or if she is popping out babies left and right and rapidly gaining and loosing wieght. no one cares. tabloids should stick to making up stories about aliens and cloning experiments. :headbang:

Umm I dunno about that, if nobody cared, then these stories would stop, and so would sales of the newspapers /magerzines that carry them.

Obviously somebody cares, lost of em do, they are probaly wimmin folx!;)

But without celebrities, who will ritalin lacking kids make threads about?

If Lindsay Lohan showed up and spread her legs for me, I'm not sure I would say no.

Gahhhh!!! I am so sick and tired of hearing about Lindsay Lohan, and Paris Hilton, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt. They shoud just take all the celebritys with crazy problems, like being a spoiled bratt with too many speeding tickets and money she should be sharing with me. Also, the brittany spears thing died like 2 years ago, nobody cares if she has changed or if she is popping out babies left and right and rapidly gaining and loosing wieght. no one cares. tabloids should stick to making up stories about aliens and cloning experiments. :headbang:

F*%#@ Lindsay Lohan? Well if only I could add that to my list of hobbies. "Mmmmmm:fluffle: oh Lindsay...."

If Lindsay Lohan showed up and spread her legs for me, I'm not sure I would say no.

Don't you mean "If [insert name of healthy female here] showed up and spread her legs for me, I'm not sure I would say no."? :p

I still think Lindsey Lohan is hot

But without celebrities, who will ritalin lacking kids make threads about?

you don't need to have a need for ritalin to attack Bush.

I still think Lindsey Lohan is hot

now that you can't see her ribs, she is

There is no spoon!

SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (http://youtube.com/watch?v=z_HlMQuwtEw)

Gahhhh!!! I am so sick and tired of hearing about Lindsay Lohan, and Paris Hilton, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt. They shoud just take all the celebritys with crazy problems, like being a spoiled bratt with too many speeding tickets and money she should be sharing with me. Also, the brittany spears thing died like 2 years ago, nobody cares if she has changed or if she is popping out babies left and right and rapidly gaining and loosing wieght. no one cares. tabloids should stick to making up stories about aliens and cloning experiments. :headbang:
Ermm... good for you...
Don't you mean "If [insert name of healthy female here] showed up and spread her legs for me, I'm not sure I would say no."?
In his case - not if they were a Muslim.

Here's a suggestion: If you don't like what the tabloids talk about, don't read them.

SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (http://youtube.com/watch?v=z_HlMQuwtEw)

but that spoon is too big!

Ermm... good for you...

In his case - not if they were a Muslim.

A true Muslim woman would never spread her legs for me...

A true Muslim woman would never spread her legs for me...

neither would a true christian woman, or a true jewish woman, or pretty much any ardent follower of any religion that prohibits sex before marriage.

you don't need to have a need for ritalin to attack Bush.

True.


And Lindsay Lohan was hot back when she actually ate. Now she's Skeletor with girl parts(one assumes)

neither would a true christian woman, or a true jewish woman, or pretty much any ardent follower of any religion that prohibits sex before marriage.

Wouldn't argue with you there.

A true Muslim woman would never spread her legs for me...
Unless you married her, of course.

Unless you married her, of course.

And that wouldn't happen, either...

And that wouldn't happen, either...
Fair enough, they generally marry into their own crew, so it's a bit moot.

http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i82/catdirt/lindsay_lohan_jeremy_piven_party.jpg

Looks good to me...

*pic*
Looks good to me...

Then you have bleddy awful taste, that's a particularly bad picture of her, let's be honest. She actually looks like a smackhead in that one (the face esp. gives it away), instead of being airbrushed to hell to look alright.

Then you have bleddy awful taste, that's a particularly bad picture of her, let's be honest. She actually looks like a smackhead in that one (the face esp. gives it away), instead of being airbrushed to hell to look alright.

She'll do in a pinch.

She'll do in a pinch.
At a pinch, and were you going by that picture, you must be severely in need of sex.

They tried to photoshop her to make her look less cained, but no, she just looks photoshopped and cained as well. Sad times.

At a pinch, and were you going by that picture, you must be severely in need of sex.

They tried to photoshop her to make her look less cained, but no, she just looks photoshopped and cained as well. Sad times.

Not severely in need of sex, but hey, she probably knows something...

Actually, I'd hit it, hell I'd three hole qualify her. Then years from now I'd be renting her movies talking about "yeeeaaah, I tapped that ass...".

Not severely in need of sex, but hey, she probably knows something...

Actually, I'd hit it, hell I'd three hole qualify her. Then years from now I'd be renting her movies talking about "yeeeaaah, I tapped that ass...".
Whoa there!

Take yer sexual fantasies and get out of these here forums!

I've gotta feel sorry for celebrities. They're just average people who get really rich and famous far too quickly, and that can mess them up.

Don't put Lindsay in the same category as Paris. That's wrong.

is your name supposed to be "cause thats how I role"?

Don't give them a second thought. The tabloids reflect the interests of their readers; why lower yourself to their level?

I've gotta feel sorry for celebrities. They're just average people who get really rich and famous far too quickly, and that can mess them up.

I'm not sure Paris Hilton qualifies as an "average person"....

now that you can't see her ribs, she is

true, true...

You're the one who made a thread about them...

I'm not sure Paris Hilton qualifies as an "average person"....

Well, she suffers the sin of all of those whom have inherited vast wealth. She has an ordinary mind and personality, left with the powers and burdens of someone far more extraordinary than she.

Well, she suffers the sin of all of those whom have inherited vast wealth. She has an ordinary mind and personality, left with the powers and burdens of someone far more extraordinary than she.

That and the fact she is the most singularly loathsome "celebrity" I can think of, yes.

I accept we cannot comprehend the pressures under which she lives, however, they are pressures she has embraced and perpetuated; countless children of the great and the good feel no compulsion to live the life of the latter day socialite, living their lives through the media. She defines herself by the media; had she not chosen to lead a consciously controversial, publicity grabbing life, the media would not give a flying fuck about her.

Ditto here! Besides, stories about cloning experiments and aliens are much more entertaining than celebrity rumors and junk of that nature.

How did you find out about my experiments?!

Gahhhh!!! I am so sick and tired of hearing about Lindsay Lohan, and Paris Hilton, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt. They shoud just take all the celebritys with crazy problems, like being a spoiled bratt with too many speeding tickets and money she should be sharing with me. Also, the brittany spears thing died like 2 years ago, nobody cares if she has changed or if she is popping out babies left and right and rapidly gaining and loosing wieght. no one cares. tabloids should stick to making up stories about aliens and cloning experiments. :headbang:

Watch PBS, listen to NPR, read a fucking book. Problem solved.

Well, she suffers the sin of all of those whom have inherited vast wealth. She has an ordinary mind and personality, left with the powers and burdens of someone far more extraordinary than she.

No. She has an ordinary face and body. Her mind and personality are shockingly sub-par.

Watch PBS, listen to NPR, read a fucking book. Problem solved.

Now now, you shouldn't encourage printed pornographic content.
Well, alright, you can if you want to, I guess. But that's your birthday present, too.

I'm sick of people sick of these people. Just when I forget about these celebrities, someone makes a thread about how stupid they are or how much they suck. Do us all a favor and let these piss ants fade from our memories.

No. She has an ordinary face and body. Her mind and personality are shockingly sub-par.

Well, okay, her mind is. Hopefully, she manages her own wealth. Then she can make some real stupid investment decisions, and she'll bankrupt her way into obscurity, replaced by some other plastic heiress. But that's just a fantasy.

Gahhhh!!! I am so sick and tired of hearing about Lindsay Lohan, and Paris Hilton, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt. They shoud just take all the celebritys with crazy problems, like being a spoiled bratt with too many speeding tickets and money she should be sharing with me. Also, the brittany spears thing died like 2 years ago, nobody cares if she has changed or if she is popping out babies left and right and rapidly gaining and loosing wieght. no one cares. tabloids should stick to making up stories about aliens and cloning experiments. :headbang:

I don't know if you are aware of this, but this is a double post.

Don't put Lindsay in the same category as Paris. That's wrong.

(*thinks about that for a minute*)

You do have a point there.

How did you find out about my experiments?!

WHAT experiments?

I'm sick of people sick of these people. Just when I forget about these celebrities, someone makes a thread about how stupid they are or how much they suck. Do us all a favor and let these piss ants fade from our memories.

Tell that to the news media who keep bringing them up, thereby not ALLOWING them to fade from our memories.

Eh, they are the products of a magnificent confluence of events.

First, the splintering of the American media system has resulted in some people focusing heavily on hard news, such as trade policy with China, while far more people invest in soft news, like celebrities.

Second, they are each, while not necessarily book smart, nonetheless remarkably canny operators of the media levers; Paris Hilton particularly so.

Third, they are coming at a time when the Baby Boomer's stranglehold on the American political system is slipping, partly through age and partly because they've fracked just about everything up. Every time a generational shift appears imminent, the new generation starts getting negative publicity. It happened in the 60's and 70's with Boomers like Patty Hearst, it happened again when the Xers started coming into voting age in the mid-to-late 80's (especially with the juvenile crime hysteria of the time), and it's happening now. Unfortunately, the news media can't focus on hard targets like crime data or drug use rates, since the current generation's rates for such things is the lowest per capita since the Baby Boomers were in elementary school. So we get soft stories about how narcissistic this generation is (this, mind you, coming from Baby Boomers who apparently miss the delicious irony of them calling anyone narcissistic) and how much of an influence skuzzy people like Paris Hilton and some truly troubled people like Lindsey and Britney have on our generation.

If Lindsay Lohan showed up and spread her legs for me, I'm not sure I would say no.

Really? Good lord, I wouldn't fuck her with a stolen dick. Then again, given my inherent schlubbiness, the opportunity is about as likely as The 700 Club holding a telethon for Planned Parenthood, so....