NationStates Jolt Archive

It's gems like these that I miss out on being in Japan... and this is a GOOD thing!

A "national underground network" of pink pistol-packing lesbians is terrorizing America. "All across the country," they are raping young girls, attacking heterosexual males at random, and forcibly indoctrinating children as young as 10 into the homosexual lifestyle, according to a shocking June 21 segment on the popular Fox News Channel program, "The O'Reilly Factor."

The rest here: http://www.splcenter.org/intel/news/item.jsp?site_area=1&aid=274

So... what more can be said about dangerous underground lesbian gangs that rape 10-year-old girls and carry pink pistols; except that it sounds like the plot of a badly written pr0n story developed by a college freshman who just found out that the sororities and girls dorms are off limits to him.

Thoughts?

It's all true. They work for the Bavarian Illuminnati.

It's all true. They work for the Bavarian Illuminnati.
Ah, well. That explains everything that does. So the pink pistols are obviously fnords then? ;)

Isn't he supposed to be retiring? Maybe this is his swan song?

I don't know whether to find stupidity of this magnitude amusing or haunting.

It seems O'Reilly has decided to do the honorable thing and commit crediibility suicide. There are a few others I would like to see follow suit.

Ah, well. That explains everything that does. So the pink pistols are obviously fnords then? ;)

They're not actually pistols. They're fnord launchers *nods*

It's gems like these that I miss out on being in Japan... and this is a GOOD thing!



The rest here: http://www.splcenter.org/intel/news/item.jsp?site_area=1&aid=274

So... what more can be said about dangerous underground lesbian gangs that rape 10-year-old girls and carry pink pistols; except that it sounds like the plot of a badly written pr0n story developed by a college freshman who just found out that the sororities and girls dorms are off limits to him.

Thoughts?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!

And the worst part is people will believe him.

It seems O'Reilly has decided to do the honorable thing and commit crediibility suicide. There are a few others I would like to see follow suit.

So, he's committing Media Seppuku here? If he recants, he then has his head cut off?

Oh please let him recant.

Lexus-Nexus carried a transcript (http://www6.lexisnexis.com/publisher/EndUser?Action=UserDisplayFullDocument&orgId=574&topicId=100007214&docId=l:630549858&start=2) of the segment. It wrapped up with a comment that was just a little ill timed...

O'Reilly: Next we'll wrap things up with "The Most Ridiculous Item of the Day" and some of your mail.

I can't imagine a more ridiculous item that the one that preceded that statement.

And the worst part is people will believe him.

These people?

http://www.thewvsr.com/images/redneck.jpg

These people?

http://www.thewvsr.com/images/redneck.jpg
Oh please, my relatives have more sense than that.

I think he's testing the limits on how much people will blindly believe.

(Nod your head and say "I understand, oh great Bill O'Reilly.")

These people?

http://www.thewvsr.com/images/redneck.jpg

I think I'm gonna have nightmares.

Holy shit.

This explains everything.

What's he gonna do next? Claim descent from or relation to Radar?

bahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaha! :D

ROFL! :D

These people?

http://www.thewvsr.com/images/redneck.jpg
Notice how many of them there are.

Notice how many of them there are.

Well being open to incest can really increase the number of potential partners.

It's gems like these that I miss out on being in Japan... and this is a GOOD thing!



The rest here: http://www.splcenter.org/intel/news/item.jsp?site_area=1&aid=274

So... what more can be said about dangerous underground lesbian gangs that rape 10-year-old girls and carry pink pistols; except that it sounds like the plot of a badly written pr0n story developed by a college freshman who just found out that the sororities and girls dorms are off limits to him.

Thoughts?
Nothing is off limits if you are creative enough

These people?

http://www.thewvsr.com/images/redneck.jpg

Suddenly I imagined that guy dancing strangely and saying "A-durka-durka-durka".

Time to see my psychologist, I guess.

These people?

http://www.thewvsr.com/images/redneck.jpg
I swear I could hear a banjo playing as soon as I opened that link.

As for the OP: I was under the impression that the whole, "Fags need to recruit children cause they don't breed" theory had finally died the rotten death it deserved years ago. Sadly twould seem I was very much mistaken.

How do most men become gay?
They're sucked into it.

Of course no one is buying this, but I thought I'd poke around anyway, found this (http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1862338/posts)

These claims are, as Wheeler suggested, "very, very interesting." They're also very, very flimsy. Gaithersburg, Md., Detective Patrick Word, president of the Mid-Atlantic Regional Gang Investigators Network, an intelligence-sharing organization of 400 criminal justice professionals in Maryland, Washington, D.C., and Virginia, said there is no evidence whatsoever of a lesbian gang epidemic in his region. "Our membership reports only one lesbian gang," Word told the Intelligence Report. Sgt. Brett Parson, a member and former commander of the D.C. Metropolitan Police Department's Gay and Lesbian Liaison Unit, also questioned Wheeler's numbers. "We have 150 to 175 total gangs in the D.C. area, and out of those only nine where the predominance of members are female,"he said. "You simply can't make the jump that they are lesbians. I think it is fair to talk about violence and female gangs. But to sensationalize or marginalize a community by making a statement like that seems irresponsible."

Confronted by the Intelligence Report, Wheeler was unable, in several phone and E-mail exchanges over a two-day period, to specify a single law enforcement agency or officer, police report, media account or any other source he relied upon for his D.C. area lesbian gangs claim. But he insisted that his report was accurate and that any law enforcement officer who disagrees is "out of touch." "For some reason or other, these organizations don't lay it on the line because they don't know what is going on on the streets," said Wheeler. "This is a serious crisis and the so-called experts are missing it."

According to Wheeler's personal website, he is a member of Jericho City of Praise, a conservative Christian megachurch in Landover, Md., whose leadership publicly advocates against equal rights for gays and lesbians. The website details Wheeler's 500-plus appearances on MSNBC, Court TV and Fox News Channel shows including "The O'Reilly Factor," "On the Record With Greta Van Sustern," and "Hannity & Colmes."
...
Wheeler told the Report that he spent seven years in professional law enforcement before going to work as a corporate security officer for McDonald's Corp., a job he has since left. These days, Wheeler is a "food defense specialist" for the American Institute of Baking. Just this spring, he publicly warned that the Big Mac is vulnerable to bioterrorist attacks at "250 points" during production.
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Facts and Fiction The only specific instance of actual violent lesbian gang activity that Wheeler cited on "The O'Reilly Factor" was a May 19 attack on a 15-year-old boy who was stabbed near a transit station in Prince George's County, Md. "And the police found out that it was a group of six women who identified themselves as being members of a lesbian gang that actually attacked this young man," Wheeler told O'Reilly. According to a June 15 article in The Washington Post, however, two of the three individuals arrested in that assault were teenage males, though the article did note that, "Metro officials said the fight was between two gay and lesbian gangs that operate in Maryland."

An extensive Internet search seeking to verify O'Reilly's assertion in the introduction to Wheeler's interview that a lesbian gang called Dykes Taking Over is "terrorizing people" in Philadelphia turned up only one possible source. WCAU-TV, a local NBC affiliate in that city, reported in 2004 that a small group of 8th-grade girls at a West Philadelphia middle school were allegedly "bullying, groping and harassing" other girls in gym class with "gay remarks." The report made no mention of the 8th-graders using pink pistols or other weapons.

Similarly, O'Reilly's introductory mention of a Tennessee lesbian gang called Gays Taking Over that is "involved in raping young girls" appears to have been based solely on a highly dubious Feb. 28 television report from WPTY-TV, an ABC affiliate in Memphis, Tenn. Featuring dramatic "reenactments" of high school bathroom rape scenes shot in grainy black-and-white footage, the lengthy segment's vaguely salacious claims about local high school girls being raped and "sodomized" with "sex toys bought on the Internet" was based almost entirely on the lurid musings of a single Shelby County gang officer.

Titled "Violent Femmes," the sweeps-week segment was so thinly sourced and grotesquely sensationalized that it's difficult to believe that any professional journalist found it to be credible. And it wasn't. Under intense pressure from local gay and lesbian activists, the affiliate's station manager finally admitted that WPTY-TV's reporters had neither independently verified the gang officer's overheated claims nor obtained any documentary evidence such as arrest records or written police reports to substantiate their tale. As the station grudgingly conceded, "Our investigation did not turn up widespread violence in schools due to this."

The only thing I like about the guy?
Viewers left wondering what, exactly, Wheeler was smoking before he went on "The O'Reilly Factor" might find a 1994 Washington Times article intriguing. The paper reported that Wheeler was suspended from the Metro D.C. police force after testing positive for marijuana in a random drug test.
But then he's still a weasel...
Wheeler told the Report that samples were mixed up and that he was eventually "exonerated."

Of course no one is buying this, but I thought I'd poke around anyway, found this (http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1862338/posts)

Spoilsport :mad:

Spoilsport :mad:

I don't know, finding out that this guy is a pot smokin' former McDonalds security guard who is worried that the terrorists are after the Big Macs makes him a tad more entertaining.

(Caveats-yeah, it would suck for 'them' to 'get to' the Big Macs and no, I wouldn't want that to happen, it's just amusing. And yes, I know he was more than a security guard, also, amused me)

I don't know, finding out that this guy is a pot smokin' former McDonalds security guard who is worried that the terrorists are after the Big Macs makes him a tad more entertaining.

(Caveats-yeah, it would suck for 'them' to 'get to' the Big Macs and no, I wouldn't want that to happen, it's just amusing. And yes, I know he was more than a security guard, also, amused me)

More entertaining that rampant lesbian gangs with pink pistols seducing 10 year olds?

I think not :)

More entertaining that rampant lesbian gangs with pink pistols seducing 10 year olds?

I think not :)

Well, additionally entertaining that a pot smoking McDonalds security guard thinks that there are pink pistol packing pussylickers punishing poor people. That was as far as I could get with that.

Well, additionally entertaining that a pot smoking McDonalds security guard thinks that there are pink pistol packing pussylickers punishing poor people. That was as far as I could get with that.

'...pink pistol packing pussylickers punishing pre-pubescent poor people'

There you go, not sure it can be extended beyond that.

I can't believe I have to take O'Reilly with a grain of salt now.

'...pink pistol packing pussylickers punishing pre-pubescent poor people'

There you go, not sure it can be extended beyond that.

I can't believe I have to take O'Reilly with a grain of salt now.

Now? You're like the last person to arrive at the party...

Now? You're like the last person to arrive at the party...

God speaks direct through Bill O'Reilly - you can tell because they have a similar agenda.

God speaks direct through Bill O'Reilly - you can tell because they have a similar agenda.

I knew it, god is a dick.

I don't believe I can take this seriously untill I myself am raped, and assaulted by these pistol packing homosexuals as proof of their reality...I await their attempts on my life with the greatest fervor

What's a pink pistol? Some kind of squirting dildo?

I knew it, god is a dick.

So sayeth Nietzsche :)

EDIT - a dead dick at that.

It's all true. They work for the Bavarian Illuminnati.

MJ12 will pwn them, lesbians and all.

Lol Wut?