NationStates Jolt Archive

Since he's not here to give us news of the strange, I'll have to post one.

http://www.ledger-enquirer.com/169/story/73939.html

Nazz, I expect you to provide one next week.

Carolyn Ratliff of Columbus tells of sitting on her toilet recently and feeling something bump against her bare bottom. Assuming it was the strap of her robe, she stood up to make sure the strap was clear, then sat down again. And then:

"It hit me again," she said. "This time it was wet."

She jumped up, looked down and saw a frog the size of her fist, sitting in her toilet bowl, blinking up at her.

I suppose that's when she realized that it wasn't a mutant turd, but an amphibian.

Her husband sounds like a hoot, too. At the start of this episode, he's firmly ensconced in his recliner.

Priorities...

Well, that's it - just news of the strange.

Like I said, Nazz needs to give us one next week.

Wait. He's gone, but this shit is still going to posted on this forum?

Wait. He's gone, but this shit is still going to posted on this forum?

Thankfully Yes

Wait. He's gone, but this shit is still going to posted on this forum?
LOL!

a fitting tribute!

we've already had lots of non-news posted this week.

Ah, I don't think Drunk Commies is as gone as you may think. He'll never be truly gone as long as those here are still loyal to him.[/Harry Potter reference]

And he keeps his puppets well hidden from the Mods.

Me, I'd have just reached in, plucked the frog out of the toilet, washed it off, and turned it loose in my garden. Since when are frogs anything to be scared of?

Ah, I don't think Drunk Commies is as gone as you may think. He'll never be truly gone as long as those here are still loyal to him.[/Harry Potter reference]

And he keeps his puppets well hidden from the Mods.

Me, I'd have just reached in, plucked the frog out of the toilet, washed it off, and turned it loose in my garden. Since when are frogs anything to be scared of?

I fished a gecko out of my toilet once. Washed it off in warm water, then had a bitch of a time getting it off of my hand (the poor cold thing didn't want to leave me.)

and considering DCD's DOS status, you might not want them alerted to any of his non-existant puppets.

LOL! If that me and my wife (not that I have one) I would've been laughing my ass off and she would've been mad at me.

Surprise frog buttsecks!

Surprise frog buttsecks!

LOL! Oh God...I just got a nasty image with that.

LOL! Oh God...I just got a nasty image with that.

My work here is done. :)
*vanishes in a puff of spam flavoured smoke*

Dinner!

I'm pretty sure DCD's still around in the form of the Sadisco Room.

She's just lucky it wasn't an alligator.

http://www.nyc24.org/2001/issue04/story01/toiletalligator2.jpg

She's just lucky it wasn't an alligator.

http://www.nyc24.org/2001/issue04/story01/toiletalligator2.jpg

That's a bad photoshop.

It would seem the prince likes other gold things, besides his crown.

Did she get any warts?:D

She's supposed to kiss the frog isn't she? So it will turn into a handsome prince?

She's just lucky it wasn't an alligator.

http://www.nyc24.org/2001/issue04/story01/toiletalligator2.jpg

so now alligators have the ability to go right though a toilet seat cover as if it wasn't there?

so now alligators have the ability to go right though a toilet seat cover as if it wasn't there?

I think you're wrong. Look at the shiny surface of the seat at the top of the picture. You can see how the plastic slopes towards the middle -- it's the seat, that toilet doesn't have a lid.

'Tis pretty crap photoshop, though. Lighting is wrong, gamma doesn't match, the cutout on the 'gator is sloppy. There aren't proper shadows or reflected light.

But it's just a joke, sheesh.