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American eats 66 dogs,tops Kobayashi

Carnivorous Lickers
05-07-2007, 20:58
The annual July 4th hot-dog eating competition has a new champ:

http://msn.foxsports.com/other/story/6991256?MSNHPHMA


I cant even comprehend eating 10 hot dogs at a sitting. Just thinking about it, I can taste the last Nathan's hot dog I ate.

I'm afraid I might suffer "a reversal".... urp..
Pwnageeeee
05-07-2007, 21:04
I'm a vegetarian, so 1 hotdog would be to many for me. Still though 66. :eek: My guess is he'd have to regurgitate those hotdogs after the competition. That much meat can't be good for you.
Telesha
05-07-2007, 21:06
I'm a vegetarian, so 1 hotdog would be to many for me. Still though 66. :eek: My guess is he'd have to regurgitate those hotdogs after the competition. That much meat can't be good for you.

You're assuming what goes into a hotdog could actually be considered meat
The_pantless_hero
05-07-2007, 21:06
it was probably non-cheap hotdogs so they didn't taste like ass.
Boiled hotdogs = ass.
Carnivorous Lickers
05-07-2007, 21:09
it was probably non-cheap hotdogs so they didn't taste like ass.
Boiled hotdogs = ass.

I'm pretty sure its the standard Nathan's Hot Dog with natural casing- fried on a grill.

A dozen in one day and I'd have a that horrible garlic-grease indigestion.

66 in 12 minutes though? I have to imagine the contestants deliberately vomit afterwards. Trying to digest that amount cant be satisfying or comfortable.
SaintB
05-07-2007, 21:10
It looks like he starved himself over a period of months to prepared for the competition.
Khadgar
05-07-2007, 21:11
It looks like he starved himself over a period of months to prepared for the competition.

That would seem counter-productive. Most competitive eaters try to eat as much as they can leading up to it to distend their stomachs as much as possible.
Carnivorous Lickers
05-07-2007, 21:12
You're assuming what goes into a hotdog could actually be considered meat

"meat" is such a vague term. almost as vague as beef.

Lips, assholes, eyelids, all the connective tissues,flies in the shit on the cow's tail when it was slaughtered may fall into that category too.
Carnivorous Lickers
05-07-2007, 21:14
I'm a vegetarian, so 1 hotdog would be to many for me. Still though 66. :eek: My guess is he'd have to regurgitate those hotdogs after the competition. That much meat can't be good for you.

I learned that in competitive eating lingo, its called a "reversal".

And thats funny.
Glorious Freedonia
05-07-2007, 21:27
it was probably non-cheap hotdogs so they didn't taste like ass.
Boiled hotdogs = ass.

I love boiled hot dogs!
Glorious Freedonia
05-07-2007, 21:30
Last night the Mrs. and I watched a King of the Hill episode about competetive eating. It was hilarious. She told me that she heard that the top eater in the world had to sit it out or was not expected to win on this most recent eating event because he had something like carpal tunnel of the jaw except that it was not carpal tunnel that is just how the news guy explained it.

This is such a bizarre "sport" it has to be pretty darn unhealthy. Wierd stuff.
Nivalc
05-07-2007, 21:34
I saw the same episode!

Personally, I think that proffesional eating is a joke, and was disgusted when I saw the hotdog eating contest. I almost puked it was so bad.
But I am glad that America won!:D
Myrmidonisia
05-07-2007, 21:41
Silly me. I thought this was going to be about an American's adventures in China and Korea.
Pompous world
05-07-2007, 21:47
I thought it would be canine dogs the title was referring to
Carnivorous Lickers
05-07-2007, 21:53
Silly me. I thought this was going to be about an American's adventures in China and Korea.

*L* I just stole the title MSNBC used
Carnivorous Lickers
05-07-2007, 21:59
I thought it would be canine dogs the title was referring to

Yeah- contestants ate Paris Hilton's dog & several others in a contest- I'd like that
Pwnageeeee
05-07-2007, 22:10
its called a "reversal".


Sounds kinky.
Chandelier
05-07-2007, 22:16
The most hotdogs I can eat is 3... and that's in about half an hour or so...
Dinaverg
05-07-2007, 22:33
Hot dogs are awesome.


This has been a public service announcement.


Srsly though, 11 seconds per hot dog? Eesh.
Swilatia
05-07-2007, 22:37
http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q100/TheSteveslols/care-o-meter.gif
SaintB
05-07-2007, 22:39
That would seem counter-productive. Most competitive eaters try to eat as much as they can leading up to it to distend their stomachs as much as possible.

But look how thin he is!
Katganistan
05-07-2007, 22:42
The annual July 4th hot-dog eating competition has a new champ:

http://msn.foxsports.com/other/story/6991256?MSNHPHMA


I cant even comprehend eating 10 hot dogs at a sitting. Just thinking about it, I can taste the last Nathan's hot dog I ate.

I'm afraid I might suffer "a reversal".... urp..

I guess this was his Kobayashi Maru.... ;)
Dinaverg
05-07-2007, 22:44
http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q100/TheSteveslols/care-o-meter.gif

I like the pi there. I think I shall be stealing that image
Swilatia
05-07-2007, 22:46
I like the pi there. I think I shall be stealing that image

Go ahead. It's not mine anyway, I stole it from another Generalite.
Sel Appa
05-07-2007, 22:51
Curtis Sliwa thinks they used eating hormones. I personally have no idea how they do it. I do think that dunking them in water is cheating though. The best I can do in one sitting so far is 8 at last count.
Telesha
05-07-2007, 23:08
I guess this was his Kobayashi Maru.... ;)

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/headdesk.jpg

That was bad...very bad.
Free Outer Eugenia
05-07-2007, 23:34
The nasty meat crown is now back where it belongs. God Bless Amerika :D
Kryozerkia
06-07-2007, 00:03
http://msn.foxsports.com/other/story/6991256?MSNHPHMA

Since when is eating considered a "sport"? Oh right... it's America. Anything goes! :)
Jeruselem
06-07-2007, 00:46
Damn, I was going make Korean joke ... never mind. :D
IDF
06-07-2007, 01:10
He ate 66 dogs? Oh! That's how Kirk beat the Kobayashi Maru Scenario.
Katganistan
06-07-2007, 01:14
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/headdesk.jpg

That was bad...very bad.

At least you caught the reference!
Katganistan
06-07-2007, 01:14
Since when is eating considered a "sport"? Oh right... it's America. Anything goes! :)

And the six time champ was a Japanese. Go figure!
Kryozerkia
06-07-2007, 01:21
And the six time champ was a Japanese. Go figure!

The skinnier they are, the more room is left before the bubble bursts. :)
Neo Undelia
06-07-2007, 01:48
Awesome.
IDF
06-07-2007, 02:37
At least you caught the reference!
I see you beat me to it.

"Mr. Sulu, red alert!"
Greater Trostia
06-07-2007, 02:39
Khaaaaaaaaan!
Luporum
06-07-2007, 03:30
Hurray for my third favorite sin!

Behind Wrath and Lust.
Carnivorous Lickers
06-07-2007, 14:58
Hurray for my third favorite sin!

Behind Wrath and Lust.

One good thing about Gluttony- it usually negates Lust.

When you have 66 hot dogs in your belly, you may not feel very horny for a while.
And girls generally dont dig guys stuffed with wieners.
The_pantless_hero
06-07-2007, 15:02
And girls generally dont dig guys stuffed with wieners.
..if you know what I mean...
Letila
06-07-2007, 16:17
66 hotdogs? Damn, that's a lot. I don't see how you can eat that many without your belly rupturing.
Luporum
06-07-2007, 16:53
..if you know what I mean...

heh heh alright.
Nivalc
06-07-2007, 16:58
66 hotdogs? Damn, that's a lot. I don't see how you can eat that many without your belly rupturing.

they actually have to flex their abs to get the food down into their lower intestines, that is why they are always jumping up and down!
Rambhutan
06-07-2007, 17:05
I would be more tempted to call this a sport if it was part of some sort of post-modern triathlon - eating, running a half marathon, and maybe some shooting.
Carnivorous Lickers
06-07-2007, 17:11
they actually have to flex their abs to get the food down into their lower intestines, that is why they are always jumping up and down!

I bet the contestants are pleasant to be around after the contest.

I imagine that to be a real treat for all the senses.
Hocolesqua
06-07-2007, 17:26
Since when is eating considered a "sport"? Oh right... it's America. Anything goes! :)

The only reason it's not considered a sport outside America is that you can use your hands.
Nivalc
06-07-2007, 22:35
I bet the contestants are pleasant to be around after the contest.

I imagine that to be a real treat for all the senses.

at the end of the contest, the japanese guy blew chow...was very disgusting:eek:
The Gay Street Militia
07-07-2007, 05:19
I'm so disgusted by the whole concept of "eating contests." I mean seriously-- we claim to care about third world starvation, and about rising obesity rates, and then we pull crap like eating contests that essentially glorify wasting food and conspicuous consuption. Then we wonder why the 'evil people' hate us for our decadent society and for trying to export our culture to the rest of the world :-P