What would you rather have happen: Your girlfriend or wife dump/divorce you, or get hit by a Gorilla in the crotch?
Thumbless Pete Crabbe
02-07-2007, 07:24
Eh. I'll go with the dumping, especially since there's no one who can dump me. :p But also because gorillas are immensely powerful and can kill you fairly easily. A shot to the crotch by a great ape is likely to break your pelvis and rupture your bladder and other organs.