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It's a great sculpture. Whaat kind of cheese do you like?

Oklatex
01-07-2007, 17:56
http://i.usatoday.net/news/_photos/2007/06/30/rushmore-cheesex.jpg

Obviously this guy spent a lot of time doing this and it will end up being eaten.

Here is the story.http://www.usatoday.com/news/offbeat/2007-06-30-rushmore-cheese_N.htm?csp=34

I don't really have a favorite cheese as I like most of them. If I'd have to pick one though it would be smoked cheddar. Yummmm...
Curious Inquiry
01-07-2007, 17:58
I think it would be fun to sculpt a bunny out of cheese. Then, when it gets moldy, you'd have a fuzzy bunny! :p
Oneiro
01-07-2007, 18:10
It's terrifying how completely at home the sculptor looks next to that sculpture.
The_pantless_hero
01-07-2007, 18:18
It's terrifying how completely at home the sculptor looks next to that sculpture.

I think he eats the shavings.
Kryozerkia
01-07-2007, 18:21
It's terrifying how completely at home the sculptor looks next to that sculpture.

I was thinking the same thing. SCARY! :eek:
Turquoise Days
01-07-2007, 18:25
I was thinking the same thing. SCARY! :eek:

Et moi, aussi.


He's heading to New York City in coming days to appear on television and promote the sculpture in Times Square.

Then the carving hits the road on a publicity tour, while Landwehr heads home to Little Chute.

The carving eventually will end up in Oklahoma and be cut into cubes to become a snack itself.

Going to be a tad mature after all that, isn't it?
Ferrous Oxide
01-07-2007, 18:37
I'm definitely more of a smooth cheese man. A nice smooth cheddar is the best. Although sharp cheese can be enjoyed in moderation.

Cheese history: In 1170, Henry II purchased 10,420 lbs of cheddar at a farthing per pound. I one day intend to equal that feat.
Turquoise Days
01-07-2007, 18:40
I'm definitely more of a smooth cheese man. A nice smooth cheddar is the best. Although sharp cheese can be enjoyed in moderation.

Cheese history: In 1170, Henry II purchased 10,420 lbs of cheddar at a farthing per pound. I one day intend to equal that feat.

*whistles between teeth*
You won't get cheese at that price Guv, not these days. Have you seen the price of milk? Criminal I calls it!

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Ifreann
01-07-2007, 18:40
I'm definitely more of a smooth cheese man. A nice smooth cheddar is the best. Although sharp cheese can be enjoyed in moderation.

Cheese history: In 1170, Henry II purchased 10,420 lbs of cheddar at a farthing per pound. I one day intend to equal that feat.

I suggest getting a job that involves purchasing stock for a supermarket.
IL Ruffino
01-07-2007, 20:20
[Critic looks at a sculpture of cheese made out of butter.]

Critic: Is that cheese?
Artist: No, it's butter.
Critic: But it looks like cheese..
Artist: Don't be silly, butter doesn't have holes in it.
Ferrous Oxide
01-07-2007, 20:26
I suggest getting a job that involves purchasing stock for a supermarket.

"Would you care for a snack? I have a twelve thousand pound block of cheddar in my garage. I'll go chip a corner off for you."