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If you have a bad headache, maybe someone shot you and you didn't notice (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/6246800.stm).

Mr Moylan arrived at a Florida hospital on Wednesday, saying he was woken up with a headache so severe he thought he had suffered an aneurysm.

He also reportedly told doctors he thought his wife had elbowed him in the head during the night.

A local newspaper, The Fort Pierce Tribune, quoted the sheriff as saying: "The nurse looked at him and said: 'It appears that you've been shot.' And he said: 'No way.'"

Over-the-top wakeup call much?

Lesson - Don't keep loaded guns under your pillow.

Lesson - Don't keep loaded guns under your pillow.

But what if the safety is on ol' Betsy? (E-Cookie to the first person to get that reference)

tisk, tisk. you make it sound as if getting shot in the head is dangerous...

he should of just taken some aspirin :)

But what if the safety is on ol' Betsy? (E-Cookie to the first person to get that reference)

I was assuming it was and somehow didn't work. Because I don't want to believe that someone would load a gun, arm it and then sleep on it with their husband.

I was assuming it was and somehow didn't work. Because I don't want to believe that someone would load a gun, arm it and then sleep on it with their husband.

Or possibly his wife just shot him in the head.

Hmm ... accidents don't always go the way they were planned.

Oh dear... can you believe I just felt whether someone shot me since that might explain the headache :(

thats a odd story

I'd have thought the "bang!" would be kind of hard to miss.

Tho, I hit myself in the leg with an axe once, and didn't notice until my boot filled up with blood. And I'm pretty sure I was bitten by a snake but didn't notice it at the time. Both of those were while I was awake and sober, so I guess being shot could go unnoticed if you were crashed from a drug binge ...

I was assuming it was and somehow didn't work. Because I don't want to believe that someone would load a gun, arm it and then sleep on it with their husband.

You never know these days... I mean c'mon this day and age you find warning labels on Tanks and Landmines....

You never know these days... I mean c'mon this day and age you find warning labels on Tanks and Landmines....

"Do not operate Main Gun while inside a building"
"This is not a life-saving device! Use only under adult supervision"

perhaps?

You never know these days... I mean c'mon this day and age you find warning labels on Tanks and Landmines....

yeah, but reading "this side towards enemy" on claymores is just so hilarious

You never know these days... I mean c'mon this day and age you find warning labels on Tanks and Landmines....

WARNING: Do not use tank as massaging aid
WARNING: Do not use mine as substitute for trampoline

WARNING: Do not use tank as massaging aid


messy

I wouldn't be surprised if those were warning labels on tanks.

But for instance the primary cannon on an Abrams tank has a warning somewhere on it that says "Warning: May Cause Injury or Death" written in both english and spanish

I wouldn't be surprised if those were warning labels on tanks.

But for instance the primary cannon on an Abrams tank has a warning somewhere on it that says "Warning: May Cause Injury or Death" written in both english and spanish

The plane I regularly skydive from has a sign at the door saying "Warning : Sudden Drop

The plane I regularly skydive from has a sign at the door saying "Warning : Sudden Drop

Really.. I would have never thought that if you jumped out of an airplane you would suddenly drop.

If you have a bad headache, maybe someone shot you and you didn't notice (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/6246800.stm).



Over-the-top wakeup call much?

Weird.

But what if the safety is on ol' Betsy? (E-Cookie to the first person to get that reference)

That reference has to be from Robin Hood. If so, thankyou childhood :D

That reference has to be from Robin Hood. If so, thankyou childhood :D

Thats right, its one of the two buzzards! Here is your e-cookie.

"Starting in 2007, the University of Nottingham will be offering a Masters degree on the subject of Robin Hood."

Sorry, I just found that pretty funny. 'Twas in Wiki.

he should of just taken some aspirin :)

Agreed... don't you just hate whiners.....