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Why does this forum love Israel?

The Sadisco Room
30-06-2007, 20:53
At any given time, it appears that at least three or four threads about Israel are always prominently displayed on the first page. Why is this?

I was under the impression that most posters here hailed from the US, Australia, the UK, or else some other infidel European nation. If very few of you reside in the region, why do you all love Israel so much? Do we have a disproportionate Jewish population, or do some of you have a bizarre Jew-fetish (Jewtish?) that I'm not aware of?

Additionally, I see that most of the pro-Israel crowd spends most of their posts boasting about the military advantage currently enjoyed by Israel and the IDF. This is really a childish thing to be proud of; the only reason Israel has been victorious in battle against the Arab world (apart from poor leadership and disunity of the Arab armies, which will be remedied by the grace of Allah, when He sees fit to intervene) is because of the financial support of the United States, which has allowed the IDF to afford the training of all Israeli soldiers in the martial arts of Jewdo and Jew Jitsu.
Greater Trostia
30-06-2007, 20:56
More to the point, why do so many people on this forum hate Jews? And Muslims?

Seriously, this nazi trash is getting fucking old. Get a new hobby already, and shave that ugly bug-on-your-face mustache.
Rejistania
30-06-2007, 20:57
I want Israel to exist because the best person on earth lives there. My significant other.
Newer Burmecia
30-06-2007, 20:57
This isn't going to end well....
Ifreann
30-06-2007, 20:58
the martial arts of Jewdo and Jew Jitsu.

I was going to try and respond seriously, but you're clearly just a troll.
Kryozerkia
30-06-2007, 21:00
Those of us who side with neither... well, frankly, we're tired of this contest to see who can be the bigger asshole. Here's the good news, both sides win! You're both armed to the teeth with morons who can't see the world straight because they're fucking drunk on their own stupidity.

The pro-Israel crew and its nauseating repertoire of propaganda is as irritating as the anti-Israel crew and their anti-semitic bullshit.
Zilam
30-06-2007, 21:01
I want to learn jew-jitsu sometime. Isn't it the art of ripping out the heart of a Palestinian fetus? We could use more of that. I mean, killing their children will prevent them from spreading terrorism to a new generation.The US and Israel, aligned with the liberals need to open up 24/7 abortion shops for the pali's!Yes, i am kidding.
Vandal-Unknown
30-06-2007, 21:02
Read too much Zionist conspiracy books lately?
Hydesland
30-06-2007, 21:02
Wait, are you sure you are posting on the right forum? Coz thats not what i've seen.
The Sadisco Room
30-06-2007, 21:08
Read too much Zionist conspiracy books lately?

There's no need to read books, the warning signs are everywhere. Just the other day, I spotted a Jew letting the air out of my Toyota's tires in the morning so I would be late for work. A Jew also put gum under my desk and used up all the erasers on my pencils. I'm not sure why, but this furthers their goal of world domination.
Swilatia
30-06-2007, 21:09
I don't really love Israel. I just don't read "OMG! Zionist Conspiracy!" type stuff all the time. In fact, with how the country was killing civillians, my opinion of it fell quite low last summer.
Vandal-Unknown
30-06-2007, 21:10
There's no need to read books, the warning signs are everywhere. Just the other day, I spotted a Jew letting the air out of my Toyota's tires in the morning so I would be late for work. A Jew also put gum under my desk and used up all the erasers on my pencils. I'm not sure why, but this furthers their goal of world domination.

And I thought Borat was nuts.
Vetalia
30-06-2007, 21:12
Because JEWS DID WTC
Swilatia
30-06-2007, 21:12
There's no need to read books, the warning signs are everywhere. Just the other day, I spotted a Jew letting the air out of my Toyota's tires in the morning so I would be late for work. A Jew also put gum under my desk and used up all the erasers on my pencils. I'm not sure why, but this furthers their goal of world domination.

So you claim that they are trying to take over the world by putting gum under people's desks? I'm afraid that does not make any sense.
The Alma Mater
30-06-2007, 21:13
I was under the impression that most posters here hailed from the US, Australia, the UK, or else some other infidel European nation.

It is possible there are more true moslims in Europe than there are in the entire middle east. So be careful who you call infidel ;)
Blotting
30-06-2007, 21:14
So you claim that they are trying to take over the world by putting gum under people's desks? I'm afraid that does not make any sense.

Hey, he's not being serious.
Hunter S Thompsonia
30-06-2007, 21:15
I was going to try and respond seriously, but you're clearly just a troll.
You guys haven't figured that out yet?! He's a troll, but he's a loveable troll, goddamn it!
Newer Burmecia
30-06-2007, 21:17
Hey, he's not being serious.
Either way, it's trolling, and has rightly been reported in moderation.
Swilatia
30-06-2007, 21:18
I was under the impression that most posters here hailed from the US, Australia, the UK, or else some other infidel European nation.
You think the US, Australia and the UK are European countries? You sir, are one of the funniest trolls ever!
Hunter S Thompsonia
30-06-2007, 21:18
Either way, it's trolling, and has rightly been reported in moderation.
Oh come on! Can't you people take a damn joke? Jesus.
Pan-Arab Barronia
30-06-2007, 21:19
There's no need to read books, the warning signs are everywhere. Just the other day, I spotted a Jew letting the air out of my Toyota's tires in the morning so I would be late for work. A Jew also put gum under my desk and used up all the erasers on my pencils. I'm not sure why, but this furthers their goal of world domination.

WTF? If "t3h ebil j00s" were trying to take over the world, I'm sure they'd think of a better way than letting down your tyres. Sod it, I know kids round my area that would do it for no more reason than they would for stealing your side mirrors and kicking in your headlights. World domination is way past them.
Swilatia
30-06-2007, 21:20
And I thought Borat was nuts.

Are you really sure this guy isn't Borat?
The Sadisco Room
30-06-2007, 21:24
WTF? If "t3h ebil j00s" were trying to take over the world, I'm sure they'd think of a better way than letting down your tyres. Sod it, I know kids round my area that would do it for no more reason than they would for stealing your side mirrors and kicking in your headlights. World domination is way past them.

It is all part of their plan. For evidence of their grand scope, one only need look at 1960s rock and roll sensation "The Beatles" (all secretly Jews) who brainwashed United States politicians into funding Israel with their insidious hit song "Hey Jewde".
Swilatia
30-06-2007, 21:28
It is all part of their plan. For evidence of their grand scope, one only need look at 1960s rock and roll sensation "The Beatles" (all secretly Jews) who brainwashed United States politicians into funding Israel with their insidious hit song "Hey Jewde".

Can you prove that the beatles are jewish.

Uh, and the song title is spelled Hey Jude, not Jewde.
Pan-Arab Barronia
30-06-2007, 21:28
It is all part of their plan. For evidence of their grand scope, one only need look at 1960s rock and roll sensation "The Beatles" (all secretly Jews) who brainwashed United States politicians into funding Israel with their insidious hit song "Hey Jewde".

See, now I truely hope you're attempting to be comical.
Ghost Tigers Rise
30-06-2007, 21:29
which has allowed the IDF to afford the training of all Israeli soldiers in the martial arts of Jewdo and Jew Jitsu.

Krav Maga, idiot.

More to the point, why do so many people on this forum hate Jews? And Muslims?

...and Christians?

*runs*
Lacadaemon
30-06-2007, 21:31
Natalie Portman.
Hunter S Thompsonia
30-06-2007, 21:35
Can you prove that the beatles are jewish.

Uh, and the song title is spelled Hey Jude, not Jewde.

*collapses into a corner, quietly sobbing...*
Ghost Tigers Rise
30-06-2007, 21:35
Natalie Portman.

Good answer. :D
Vetalia
30-06-2007, 21:36
It is all part of their plan. For evidence of their grand scope, one only need look at 1960s rock and roll sensation "The Beatles" (all secretly Jews) who brainwashed United States politicians into funding Israel with their insidious hit song "Hey Jewde".

Which has recently been posted to JewTube.
Lacadaemon
30-06-2007, 21:41
Can you prove that the beatles are jewish.

Uh, and the song title is spelled Hey Jude, not Jewde.

Ringo Star was jewish. For what it's worth. I think the rest of them were dirty catholics though.
Cwmru-Wales
30-06-2007, 21:42
Oddly, this fellow is not actually very strange. Either he is actively trying to annoy in some slightly infantile attempt to gain attention, or he (or she) is in need of psychological help.

However in response to his question about why there seem to be so many threads about Israel, it is probably because it is an emotive issue that many people feel strongly about.
Dobbsworld
30-06-2007, 21:49
Oddly, this fellow is not actually very strange. Either he is actively trying to annoy in some slightly infantile attempt to gain attention, or he (or she) is in need of psychological help.

However in response to his question about why there seem to be so many threads about Israel, it is probably because it is an emotive issue that many people feel strongly about.

I think it's really due to the disporportionate number of terminally-gullible dupes and slack-jawed rubes that haunt these fora.
Cwmru-Wales
30-06-2007, 21:51
I think it's really due to the disporportionate number of terminally-gullible dupes and slack-jawed rubes that haunt these fora.

You will have to forgive me; do you mean to suggest that the main reason for the number of Israel threads is because of the type of people you specified above?
Dobbsworld
30-06-2007, 21:56
You will have to forgive me; do you mean to suggest that the main reason for the number of Israel threads is because of the type of people you specified above?

Connect the dots.
Terrorem
30-06-2007, 22:09
Trolls can be cute, too? Awe . . ..
Turquoise Days
30-06-2007, 22:39
They're over here too!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=9cAVJyBshh0
Zarakon
30-06-2007, 22:42
I was going to try and respond seriously, but you're clearly just a troll.

Yes, but consider, who's the only person you can think of who could come up with stuff as good as this guy's posts?
Turquoise Days
30-06-2007, 22:47
Yes, but consider, who's the only person you can think of who could come up with stuff as good as this guy's posts?

Well IIRC DcD is DOS* so I don't think he'd last this long, even with the busy day we're having...

*Arrgh acronym overload!
VanBuren
30-06-2007, 22:50
I love Jews in the hope that they will teach me how to steal money and change my form.
Zarakon
30-06-2007, 22:55
Well IIRC DcD is DOS* so I don't think he'd last this long, even with the busy day we're having...

*Arrgh acronym overload!

As long as they alter their IP, it's pretty much impossible to prove someone is a banned user.

For example, on one of the threads about FAG, Fris states that he has strong suspicions FAG is MTAE, but he can't prove it and therefore can't act on it. There's no proof other than speculation that the Sadisco Room is REALLY DCD, and therefore he can last until he does something stupid.
Yootopia
30-06-2007, 22:56
This is just such pure quality. I love it.

Hey Jewde... lol
Hunter S Thompsonia
30-06-2007, 22:58
As long as they alter their IP, it's pretty much impossible to prove someone is a banned user.

For example, on one of the threads about FAG, Fris states that he has strong suspicions FAG is MTAE, but he can't prove it and therefore can't act on it. There's no proof other than speculation that the Sadisco Room is REALLY DCD, and therefore he can last until he does something stupid.
Who's MTAE?
Frisbeeteria
30-06-2007, 22:59
There's no need to read books, the warning signs are everywhere. Just the other day, I spotted a Jew letting the air out of my Toyota's tires in the morning so I would be late for work. A Jew also put gum under my desk and used up all the erasers on my pencils. I'm not sure why, but this furthers their goal of world domination.

It is all part of their plan. For evidence of their grand scope, one only need look at 1960s rock and roll sensation "The Beatles" (all secretly Jews) who brainwashed United States politicians into funding Israel with their insidious hit song "Hey Jewde".

Your attempts at humor fall flat, and further fall fairly close to the definition of trolling no these forums. If they're not attempts at humor, then you're just a pathetic and sad little troll, and we'll be shutting you down shortly.

This will be your only polite and friendly notification. Read the rules, and knock off the trolling.

~ Frisbeeteria ~
NationStates Game Moderator
The One-Stop Rules Shop
Kryozerkia
30-06-2007, 22:59
Who's MTAE?

MeansToAnEnd.

He was a troll around earlier. He spouted bullshit along the lines of F&G and others. He was subtle at first then lost it.
Hunter S Thompsonia
30-06-2007, 23:00
MeansToAnEnd.

He was a troll around earlier. He spouted bullshit along the lines of F&G and others. He was subtle at first then lost it.

Ah. how much earlier?
VanBuren
30-06-2007, 23:02
MeansToAnEnd.

He was a troll around earlier. He spouted bullshit along the lines of F&G and others. He was subtle at first then lost it.

God, I miss that guy. He was funny. :p
Turquoise Days
30-06-2007, 23:02
Ah. how much earlier?

Before your time I think. Possibly last year?
Hunter S Thompsonia
30-06-2007, 23:04
Before your time I think. Possibly last year?
Hmmm... Likely. Between my times, more accurately.
Turquoise Days
30-06-2007, 23:07
Hmmm... Likely. Between my times, more accurately.

Oh! Who were you?
Hunter S Thompsonia
30-06-2007, 23:09
Oh! Who were you?
No one particularly famous. I've had three nations:
Niknil, Allthenamesarereserved, and the current one. I've matured quite a bit since then, I hope. I've also experienced an almost complete reversal of my political views.
Yootopia
30-06-2007, 23:09
Ah. how much earlier?
About 8 or 9 months back IIRC.

He was pure genius at times. At others, just Bad And Wrong.
Hunter S Thompsonia
30-06-2007, 23:10
About 8 or 9 months back IIRC.

He was pure genius at times. At others, just Bad And Wrong.
Was he a known puppet or a genuine troll?
Yootopia
30-06-2007, 23:27
Was he a known puppet or a genuine troll?
Proper troll I think.
Gauthier
30-06-2007, 23:52
Was he a known puppet or a genuine troll?

Some of his highlights:

- Declaring his willingness to literally fellate George W. Bush
- Openly wondering what Dick Cheney's nipples tasted like
- Calling pedophile ex-Congressman Mark Foley the greatest civil rights activist since Rosa Parks
Hunter S Thompsonia
30-06-2007, 23:55
Some of his highlights:

- Declaring his willingness to literally fellate George W. Bush
- Openly wondering what Dick Cheney's nipples tasted like
- Calling pedophile ex-Congressman Mark Foley the greatest civil rights activist since Rosa Parks
Come on - Haven't you?!
:eek:
Gauthier
30-06-2007, 23:58
Are you really sure this guy isn't Borat?

The point of Borat was to satirize and mock cultural ignorance and cultural relativism by showing people more than willing to go along with distasteful matters like anti-Semitism and buying into stereotypes.

This guy? I don't know what his aim is but so far he's using the same playbook as Crackadaemon and Sovietstan with the "Pretend to be the stereotypical 3b|1 /\/05|3/\/\" angle.
Gauthier
30-06-2007, 23:59
Come on - Haven't you?!
:eek:

I'd volunteer to be Cheney's quail retriever long before I even let that thought get in my head.
Hunter S Thompsonia
01-07-2007, 00:01
I'd volunteer to be Cheney's quail retriever long before I even let that thought get in my head.
Yeah, you're right...
Cranhadan Selective
01-07-2007, 00:02
I don't love Israel , I haven't seen a single thread about it recently either.
Minaris
01-07-2007, 00:06
At any given time, it appears that at least three or four threads about Israel are always prominently displayed on the first page. Why is this?

I was under the impression that most posters here hailed from the US, Australia, the UK, or else some other infidel European nation. If very few of you reside in the region, why do you all love Israel so much? Do we have a disproportionate Jewish population, or do some of you have a bizarre Jew-fetish (Jewtish?) that I'm not aware of?

Additionally, I see that most of the pro-Israel crowd spends most of their posts boasting about the military advantage currently enjoyed by Israel and the IDF. This is really a childish thing to be proud of; the only reason Israel has been victorious in battle against the Arab world (apart from poor leadership and disunity of the Arab armies, which will be remedied by the grace of Allah, when He sees fit to intervene) is because of the financial support of the United States, which has allowed the IDF to afford the training of all Israeli soldiers in the martial arts of Jewdo and Jew Jitsu.

This thread has forever convinced me that TSR is merely a satirical troll, not a troll who actually believe the shit he says.
Wilgrove
01-07-2007, 00:11
LOL! I love The Sadisco Room and his trolling ways, and I love it even more when people take him seriously! :D

This thread should be archived.
Pagu_Wotonia
01-07-2007, 00:15
At any given time, it appears that at least three or four threads about Israel are always prominently displayed on the first page. Why is this?

I was under the impression that most posters here hailed from the US, Australia, the UK, or else some other infidel European nation. If very few of you reside in the region, why do you all love Israel so much? Do we have a disproportionate Jewish population, or do some of you have a bizarre Jew-fetish (Jewtish?) that I'm not aware of?

Additionally, I see that most of the pro-Israel crowd spends most of their posts boasting about the military advantage currently enjoyed by Israel and the IDF. This is really a childish thing to be proud of; the only reason Israel has been victorious in battle against the Arab world (apart from poor leadership and disunity of the Arab armies, which will be remedied by the grace of Allah, when He sees fit to intervene) is because of the financial support of the United States, which has allowed the IDF to afford the training of all Israeli soldiers in the martial arts of Jewdo and Jew Jitsu.

I am not Jewish, I am Methodist, and at various times in my life I have alternately flt sympathy for the Jews and the Palestinians. I am Dutch, and French Ancestry about half and half, my family fought in the resistance
and many died, they got caught hiding jews by the Nazis. I no longer hate Germans, thats stupid, not all Germans were nazis, and many dutch and French collaberated. Nazi are scum, they should all be arrested and sent to re education camps, either that or killed, but i dont like to kill anyone even evil people. But if somene wants to kill you , you are weak and stupid if you dont kill them first.I dont support aid to Israel any more than i would support giving my French cousins 5 billlion dollars a year, but i dont hate jews and i wish them well, if they can hang on to that land it belongs to them, I'm not terribly religious but any Christian that reads the bible knows god gave that littlesliver of dirt to the jews. If you ask me Muslims have too much land as it is. Muslims are dirty savages living in the dark ages. A Dutchman i admire Theo Van Gogh had the courage to stand up to these filthy barabarian mysoginists and was gunned down in the street by a cowardly zealot.
The Dutch have had it. That night the y burned half the Mosques in Holland. to bad they did not burn them all. Muslims belong in Muslimland mUSLIMS ARE AS BAD AS COMMUINSTS AND NAZIS BECAUSE THE YARE INTOLERANT. if they were more tolerant i would not hate them but they are living 1000 years in the past. GO IDF bomb shoot, kill the Heathem Muslim to his goat fucking knees these primitive savages are the enemies of civilization and all that is good. Moderate Muslims, i wish,when you find one I'll buy hom a pint of guinness till them all you dirty arab muslims can Póg mo thóin
long live the IRA and the pope.:headbang:
Gauthier
01-07-2007, 00:18
LOL! I love The Sadisco Room and his trolling ways, and I love it even more when people take him seriously! :D

This thread should be archived.

I'm not thrilled about a troll that merely perpetuates and reinforces the already popular perception of all Muslims as violent, zealous and anti-Semitic hiveminds with Osama Bin Ladin on speed dial.
Lacadaemon
01-07-2007, 00:20
I'm not thrilled about a troll that merely perpetuates and reinforces the already popular perception of all Muslims as violent, zealous and anti-Semitic hiveminds with Osama Bin Ladin on speed dial.

No?

Funny? Just a little bit?
Hunter S Thompsonia
01-07-2007, 00:21
LOL! I love The Sadisco Room and his trolling ways, and I love it even more when people take him seriously! :D

This thread should be archived.
No kidding. It's hilarious, but also quite ridiculous.
Gauthier
01-07-2007, 00:26
No?

Funny? Just a little bit?

Not funny. Just like that blatantly anti-Semitic Hilton joke that you thought was a laugh riot.
New Stalinberg
01-07-2007, 00:41
LOL! I love The Sadisco Room and his trolling ways, and I love it even more when people take him seriously! :D

This thread should be archived.

Seriously...

Where did all these noobs come from?

So much uninformed blather coming into our forum.
VanBuren
01-07-2007, 00:46
Some of his highlights:

- Declaring his willingness to literally fellate George W. Bush
- Openly wondering what Dick Cheney's nipples tasted like
- Calling pedophile ex-Congressman Mark Foley the greatest civil rights activist since Rosa Parks

Don't forget:

- Feeding the deceased to Livestock (after harvesting their organs)
- Setting up a system of slavery based on IQ

And I think there were some good ones I left out.
Yootopia
01-07-2007, 00:46
*obviously drunk post*
Get yourself some fresh air, ate ;)
Sel Appa
01-07-2007, 00:47
Who are you really?
Wilgrove
01-07-2007, 00:48
Who are you really?

Who cares, he's funny. :)
Dryks Legacy
01-07-2007, 00:49
I was going to try and respond seriously, but you're clearly just a troll.

I know, those last few lines really pissed me off.
Johnny B Goode
01-07-2007, 00:50
God, I miss that guy. He was funny. :p

I loved waiting see what he would come up with next. I am, however, guilty of flaming him a lot.
Skiptard
01-07-2007, 00:54
More to the point, why do so many people on this forum hate Jews? And Muslims?

Seriously, this nazi trash is getting fucking old. Get a new hobby already, and shave that ugly bug-on-your-face mustache.

Love how people throw nazi around all the time!

But you want the answer to your second question? Look at the OP.

Asking god to intervene in the problems which man created itself by worshiping things they made up. Well done religion.

Infidels? Yay, you wouldn't be here on the internet if the infidels didn't invent everything you use to wage your gay war of words and idiocy.
The Warriors of Death
01-07-2007, 01:01
Those of us who side with neither... well, frankly, we're tired of this contest to see who can be the bigger asshole. Here's the good news, both sides win! You're both armed to the teeth with morons who can't see the world straight because they're fucking drunk on their own stupidity.

The pro-Israel crew and its nauseating repertoire of propaganda is as irritating as the anti-Israel crew and their anti-semitic bullshit.

Thank you! :) A rational AND frank post. :eek:
Cause Thas How I Roll
01-07-2007, 01:22
Thank you! :) A rational AND frank post. :eek:

Tru Dat:headbang:
Hunter S Thompsonia
01-07-2007, 01:32
Tru Dat:headbang:

:eek:
GBrooks
01-07-2007, 01:33
At any given time, it appears that at least three or four threads about Israel are always prominently displayed on the first page. Why is this?
Yes; that's a true indicator of how much people love Israel. :*nods*
Urcea
01-07-2007, 01:50
Sadisco isn't trolling. Trolling is a satirical Jewish conspiracy, starring Mel Brooks.
GBrooks
01-07-2007, 01:52
Sadisco isn't trolling. Trolling is a satirical Jewish conspiracy, starring Mel Brooks.

LOL!

The History of Trolling, Part 1.
Greater Trostia
01-07-2007, 01:53
Love how people throw nazi around all the time!

Yeah you know, hatred of an entire people based on religion seems fairly nazi-esque to me, esp. when accompanied by propaganda that seems suspiciously like re-used WWII shite. But to you, that's not a valid comparison, oh no! No, hating Jews is nazi-esque, but hating Muslims... why, that's just peachy!

But you want the answer to your second question? Look at the OP.

Asking god to intervene in the problems which man created itself by worshiping things they made up. Well done religion.

Infidels? Yay, you wouldn't be here on the internet if the infidels didn't invent everything you use to wage your gay war of words and idiocy.

The OP is nothing but troll. There's no answer there.
Swilatia
01-07-2007, 01:53
Tru Dat:headbang:

WTF?
Ghost Tigers Rise
01-07-2007, 02:00
Tru Dat:headbang:

Fo sho, son!

http://www.realmofdarkness.net/pranks/chappelle-4.jpg
Walther Realized
01-07-2007, 02:00
I think it's really due to the disporportionate number of terminally-gullible dupes and slack-jawed rubes that haunt these fora.

*hands Dobbsworld a coupon for one internet*
GBrooks
01-07-2007, 02:01
WTF?

I think the implication is that there's a third perspective, but if I was you I'd challenge them to produce it. (Because, although there is, I doubt that they can.)
Neo Undelia
01-07-2007, 02:02
Not amused. Stay banned DCD.
Fleckenstein
01-07-2007, 02:10
At least MTAE was creative, with my fave being the "we need to out-population growth the Muslims, so start fucking."
Soviestan
01-07-2007, 02:17
Some of his highlights:

- Declaring his willingness to literally fellate George W. Bush
- Openly wondering what Dick Cheney's nipples tasted like
- Calling pedophile ex-Congressman Mark Foley the greatest civil rights activist since Rosa Parks

the 1st two were actually the UN abassadorship. The last one is Mtae.
Hunter S Thompsonia
01-07-2007, 02:43
WTF?
Beat you.
Hamilay
01-07-2007, 02:48
At any given time, it appears that at least three or four threads about Israel are always prominently displayed on the first page. Why is this?

I was under the impression that most posters here hailed from the US, Australia, the UK, or else some other infidel European nation. If very few of you reside in the region, why do you all love Israel so much? Do we have a disproportionate Jewish population, or do some of you have a bizarre Jew-fetish (Jewtish?) that I'm not aware of?

Additionally, I see that most of the pro-Israel crowd spends most of their posts boasting about the military advantage currently enjoyed by Israel and the IDF. This is really a childish thing to be proud of; the only reason Israel has been victorious in battle against the Arab world (apart from poor leadership and disunity of the Arab armies, which will be remedied by the grace of Allah, when He sees fit to intervene) is because of the financial support of the United States, which has allowed the IDF to afford the training of all Israeli soldiers in the martial arts of Jewdo and Jew Jitsu.

I like you. You're silly. :)
Non Aligned States
01-07-2007, 02:53
Here's the good news, both sides win!

I have this really weird image where the last Israeli soldier and last Hamas soldier are duking it out when one of them goes "Wait, wait, wait. What are we fighting about again?"

"I can't for the life of me remember"

"So....wanna grab some lunch?"

Not going to happen, but we can dream right?
Swilatia
01-07-2007, 11:41
Beat you.

to?
Soleichunn
01-07-2007, 13:24
I'd like to love an Israeli and a Palistinian at the same time. What does that say about me?
Similization
01-07-2007, 13:40
I'd like to love an Israeli and a Palistinian at the same time. What does that say about me?A hippie! Kill it! :gundge:

uh.. It says you're ignorant and/or confused. Obviously Israel isn't a country. How could it be, when it's in the middle of a bunch of people's countries? It'd be like me squatting in your bedroom and declaring independence. And Palestina isn't a country either. It's not even a people. It's just what a bunch of evil 9 yeart old terrorists call themselves to confuse the world press. Hell, the part of Israel they call panestine is so fucking poor it arguably doesn't exist either.

... I am, of course, not the least bit serious. I'd like to like one or more of the sides too. Sadly, they all make it much too difficult for a simple man like me.
United Beleriand
01-07-2007, 14:30
I'd like to love an Israeli and a Palistinian at the same time. What does that say about me?That you like DP ?
Soleichunn
01-07-2007, 14:34
That you like DP ?

It depends what gender I am and what gender I want the other two people to be...
Hamilay
01-07-2007, 14:39
I'd like to love an Israeli and a Palistinian at the same time. What does that say about me?

It says you're an excellent candidate for that diplomatic envoy postition to the Middle East. *nods*