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At any given time, it appears that at least three or four threads about Israel are always prominently displayed on the first page. Why is this?

I was under the impression that most posters here hailed from the US, Australia, the UK, or else some other infidel European nation. If very few of you reside in the region, why do you all love Israel so much? Do we have a disproportionate Jewish population, or do some of you have a bizarre Jew-fetish (Jewtish?) that I'm not aware of?

Additionally, I see that most of the pro-Israel crowd spends most of their posts boasting about the military advantage currently enjoyed by Israel and the IDF. This is really a childish thing to be proud of; the only reason Israel has been victorious in battle against the Arab world (apart from poor leadership and disunity of the Arab armies, which will be remedied by the grace of Allah, when He sees fit to intervene) is because of the financial support of the United States, which has allowed the IDF to afford the training of all Israeli soldiers in the martial arts of Jewdo and Jew Jitsu.

More to the point, why do so many people on this forum hate Jews? And Muslims?

Seriously, this nazi trash is getting fucking old. Get a new hobby already, and shave that ugly bug-on-your-face mustache.

I want Israel to exist because the best person on earth lives there. My significant other.

This isn't going to end well....

the martial arts of Jewdo and Jew Jitsu.

I was going to try and respond seriously, but you're clearly just a troll.

Those of us who side with neither... well, frankly, we're tired of this contest to see who can be the bigger asshole. Here's the good news, both sides win! You're both armed to the teeth with morons who can't see the world straight because they're fucking drunk on their own stupidity.

The pro-Israel crew and its nauseating repertoire of propaganda is as irritating as the anti-Israel crew and their anti-semitic bullshit.

I want to learn jew-jitsu sometime. Isn't it the art of ripping out the heart of a Palestinian fetus? We could use more of that. I mean, killing their children will prevent them from spreading terrorism to a new generation.The US and Israel, aligned with the liberals need to open up 24/7 abortion shops for the pali's!Yes, i am kidding.

Read too much Zionist conspiracy books lately?

Wait, are you sure you are posting on the right forum? Coz thats not what i've seen.

Read too much Zionist conspiracy books lately?

There's no need to read books, the warning signs are everywhere. Just the other day, I spotted a Jew letting the air out of my Toyota's tires in the morning so I would be late for work. A Jew also put gum under my desk and used up all the erasers on my pencils. I'm not sure why, but this furthers their goal of world domination.

I don't really love Israel. I just don't read "OMG! Zionist Conspiracy!" type stuff all the time. In fact, with how the country was killing civillians, my opinion of it fell quite low last summer.

There's no need to read books, the warning signs are everywhere. Just the other day, I spotted a Jew letting the air out of my Toyota's tires in the morning so I would be late for work. A Jew also put gum under my desk and used up all the erasers on my pencils. I'm not sure why, but this furthers their goal of world domination.

And I thought Borat was nuts.

Because JEWS DID WTC

There's no need to read books, the warning signs are everywhere. Just the other day, I spotted a Jew letting the air out of my Toyota's tires in the morning so I would be late for work. A Jew also put gum under my desk and used up all the erasers on my pencils. I'm not sure why, but this furthers their goal of world domination.

So you claim that they are trying to take over the world by putting gum under people's desks? I'm afraid that does not make any sense.

I was under the impression that most posters here hailed from the US, Australia, the UK, or else some other infidel European nation.

It is possible there are more true moslims in Europe than there are in the entire middle east. So be careful who you call infidel ;)

So you claim that they are trying to take over the world by putting gum under people's desks? I'm afraid that does not make any sense.

Hey, he's not being serious.

I was going to try and respond seriously, but you're clearly just a troll.
You guys haven't figured that out yet?! He's a troll, but he's a loveable troll, goddamn it!

Hey, he's not being serious.
Either way, it's trolling, and has rightly been reported in moderation.

I was under the impression that most posters here hailed from the US, Australia, the UK, or else some other infidel European nation.
You think the US, Australia and the UK are European countries? You sir, are one of the funniest trolls ever!

Either way, it's trolling, and has rightly been reported in moderation.
Oh come on! Can't you people take a damn joke? Jesus.

There's no need to read books, the warning signs are everywhere. Just the other day, I spotted a Jew letting the air out of my Toyota's tires in the morning so I would be late for work. A Jew also put gum under my desk and used up all the erasers on my pencils. I'm not sure why, but this furthers their goal of world domination.

WTF? If "t3h ebil j00s" were trying to take over the world, I'm sure they'd think of a better way than letting down your tyres. Sod it, I know kids round my area that would do it for no more reason than they would for stealing your side mirrors and kicking in your headlights. World domination is way past them.

And I thought Borat was nuts.

Are you really sure this guy isn't Borat?

WTF? If "t3h ebil j00s" were trying to take over the world, I'm sure they'd think of a better way than letting down your tyres. Sod it, I know kids round my area that would do it for no more reason than they would for stealing your side mirrors and kicking in your headlights. World domination is way past them.

It is all part of their plan. For evidence of their grand scope, one only need look at 1960s rock and roll sensation "The Beatles" (all secretly Jews) who brainwashed United States politicians into funding Israel with their insidious hit song "Hey Jewde".

It is all part of their plan. For evidence of their grand scope, one only need look at 1960s rock and roll sensation "The Beatles" (all secretly Jews) who brainwashed United States politicians into funding Israel with their insidious hit song "Hey Jewde".

Can you prove that the beatles are jewish.

Uh, and the song title is spelled Hey Jude, not Jewde.

It is all part of their plan. For evidence of their grand scope, one only need look at 1960s rock and roll sensation "The Beatles" (all secretly Jews) who brainwashed United States politicians into funding Israel with their insidious hit song "Hey Jewde".

See, now I truely hope you're attempting to be comical.

which has allowed the IDF to afford the training of all Israeli soldiers in the martial arts of Jewdo and Jew Jitsu.

Krav Maga, idiot.

More to the point, why do so many people on this forum hate Jews? And Muslims?

...and Christians?

*runs*

Natalie Portman.

Can you prove that the beatles are jewish.

Uh, and the song title is spelled Hey Jude, not Jewde.

*collapses into a corner, quietly sobbing...*

Natalie Portman.

Good answer. :D

It is all part of their plan. For evidence of their grand scope, one only need look at 1960s rock and roll sensation "The Beatles" (all secretly Jews) who brainwashed United States politicians into funding Israel with their insidious hit song "Hey Jewde".

Which has recently been posted to JewTube.

Can you prove that the beatles are jewish.

Uh, and the song title is spelled Hey Jude, not Jewde.

Ringo Star was jewish. For what it's worth. I think the rest of them were dirty catholics though.

Oddly, this fellow is not actually very strange. Either he is actively trying to annoy in some slightly infantile attempt to gain attention, or he (or she) is in need of psychological help.

However in response to his question about why there seem to be so many threads about Israel, it is probably because it is an emotive issue that many people feel strongly about.

Oddly, this fellow is not actually very strange. Either he is actively trying to annoy in some slightly infantile attempt to gain attention, or he (or she) is in need of psychological help.

However in response to his question about why there seem to be so many threads about Israel, it is probably because it is an emotive issue that many people feel strongly about.

I think it's really due to the disporportionate number of terminally-gullible dupes and slack-jawed rubes that haunt these fora.

I think it's really due to the disporportionate number of terminally-gullible dupes and slack-jawed rubes that haunt these fora.

You will have to forgive me; do you mean to suggest that the main reason for the number of Israel threads is because of the type of people you specified above?

You will have to forgive me; do you mean to suggest that the main reason for the number of Israel threads is because of the type of people you specified above?

Connect the dots.

Trolls can be cute, too? Awe . . ..

They're over here too!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=9cAVJyBshh0

I was going to try and respond seriously, but you're clearly just a troll.

Yes, but consider, who's the only person you can think of who could come up with stuff as good as this guy's posts?

Yes, but consider, who's the only person you can think of who could come up with stuff as good as this guy's posts?

Well IIRC DcD is DOS* so I don't think he'd last this long, even with the busy day we're having...

*Arrgh acronym overload!

I love Jews in the hope that they will teach me how to steal money and change my form.

Well IIRC DcD is DOS* so I don't think he'd last this long, even with the busy day we're having...

*Arrgh acronym overload!

As long as they alter their IP, it's pretty much impossible to prove someone is a banned user.

For example, on one of the threads about FAG, Fris states that he has strong suspicions FAG is MTAE, but he can't prove it and therefore can't act on it. There's no proof other than speculation that the Sadisco Room is REALLY DCD, and therefore he can last until he does something stupid.

This is just such pure quality. I love it.

Hey Jewde... lol

As long as they alter their IP, it's pretty much impossible to prove someone is a banned user.

For example, on one of the threads about FAG, Fris states that he has strong suspicions FAG is MTAE, but he can't prove it and therefore can't act on it. There's no proof other than speculation that the Sadisco Room is REALLY DCD, and therefore he can last until he does something stupid.
Who's MTAE?

There's no need to read books, the warning signs are everywhere. Just the other day, I spotted a Jew letting the air out of my Toyota's tires in the morning so I would be late for work. A Jew also put gum under my desk and used up all the erasers on my pencils. I'm not sure why, but this furthers their goal of world domination.

It is all part of their plan. For evidence of their grand scope, one only need look at 1960s rock and roll sensation "The Beatles" (all secretly Jews) who brainwashed United States politicians into funding Israel with their insidious hit song "Hey Jewde".

Your attempts at humor fall flat, and further fall fairly close to the definition of trolling no these forums. If they're not attempts at humor, then you're just a pathetic and sad little troll, and we'll be shutting you down shortly.

This will be your only polite and friendly notification. Read the rules, and knock off the trolling.

~ Frisbeeteria ~
NationStates Game Moderator
The One-Stop Rules Shop

Who's MTAE?

MeansToAnEnd.

He was a troll around earlier. He spouted bullshit along the lines of F&G and others. He was subtle at first then lost it.

MeansToAnEnd.

He was a troll around earlier. He spouted bullshit along the lines of F&G and others. He was subtle at first then lost it.

Ah. how much earlier?

MeansToAnEnd.

He was a troll around earlier. He spouted bullshit along the lines of F&G and others. He was subtle at first then lost it.

God, I miss that guy. He was funny. :p

Ah. how much earlier?

Before your time I think. Possibly last year?

Before your time I think. Possibly last year?
Hmmm... Likely. Between my times, more accurately.

Hmmm... Likely. Between my times, more accurately.

Oh! Who were you?

Oh! Who were you?
No one particularly famous. I've had three nations:
Niknil, Allthenamesarereserved, and the current one. I've matured quite a bit since then, I hope. I've also experienced an almost complete reversal of my political views.

Ah. how much earlier?
About 8 or 9 months back IIRC.

He was pure genius at times. At others, just Bad And Wrong.

About 8 or 9 months back IIRC.

He was pure genius at times. At others, just Bad And Wrong.
Was he a known puppet or a genuine troll?

Was he a known puppet or a genuine troll?
Proper troll I think.

Was he a known puppet or a genuine troll?

Some of his highlights:

- Declaring his willingness to literally fellate George W. Bush
- Openly wondering what Dick Cheney's nipples tasted like
- Calling pedophile ex-Congressman Mark Foley the greatest civil rights activist since Rosa Parks

Some of his highlights:

- Declaring his willingness to literally fellate George W. Bush
- Openly wondering what Dick Cheney's nipples tasted like
- Calling pedophile ex-Congressman Mark Foley the greatest civil rights activist since Rosa Parks
Come on - Haven't you?!
:eek:

Are you really sure this guy isn't Borat?

The point of Borat was to satirize and mock cultural ignorance and cultural relativism by showing people more than willing to go along with distasteful matters like anti-Semitism and buying into stereotypes.

This guy? I don't know what his aim is but so far he's using the same playbook as Crackadaemon and Sovietstan with the "Pretend to be the stereotypical 3b|1 /\/05|3/\/\" angle.

Come on - Haven't you?!
:eek:

I'd volunteer to be Cheney's quail retriever long before I even let that thought get in my head.

I'd volunteer to be Cheney's quail retriever long before I even let that thought get in my head.
Yeah, you're right...

I don't love Israel , I haven't seen a single thread about it recently either.

At any given time, it appears that at least three or four threads about Israel are always prominently displayed on the first page. Why is this?

I was under the impression that most posters here hailed from the US, Australia, the UK, or else some other infidel European nation. If very few of you reside in the region, why do you all love Israel so much? Do we have a disproportionate Jewish population, or do some of you have a bizarre Jew-fetish (Jewtish?) that I'm not aware of?

Additionally, I see that most of the pro-Israel crowd spends most of their posts boasting about the military advantage currently enjoyed by Israel and the IDF. This is really a childish thing to be proud of; the only reason Israel has been victorious in battle against the Arab world (apart from poor leadership and disunity of the Arab armies, which will be remedied by the grace of Allah, when He sees fit to intervene) is because of the financial support of the United States, which has allowed the IDF to afford the training of all Israeli soldiers in the martial arts of Jewdo and Jew Jitsu.

This thread has forever convinced me that TSR is merely a satirical troll, not a troll who actually believe the shit he says.

LOL! I love The Sadisco Room and his trolling ways, and I love it even more when people take him seriously! :D

This thread should be archived.

At any given time, it appears that at least three or four threads about Israel are always prominently displayed on the first page. Why is this?

I was under the impression that most posters here hailed from the US, Australia, the UK, or else some other infidel European nation. If very few of you reside in the region, why do you all love Israel so much? Do we have a disproportionate Jewish population, or do some of you have a bizarre Jew-fetish (Jewtish?) that I'm not aware of?

Additionally, I see that most of the pro-Israel crowd spends most of their posts boasting about the military advantage currently enjoyed by Israel and the IDF. This is really a childish thing to be proud of; the only reason Israel has been victorious in battle against the Arab world (apart from poor leadership and disunity of the Arab armies, which will be remedied by the grace of Allah, when He sees fit to intervene) is because of the financial support of the United States, which has allowed the IDF to afford the training of all Israeli soldiers in the martial arts of Jewdo and Jew Jitsu.

I am not Jewish, I am Methodist, and at various times in my life I have alternately flt sympathy for the Jews and the Palestinians. I am Dutch, and French Ancestry about half and half, my family fought in the resistance
and many died, they got caught hiding jews by the Nazis. I no longer hate Germans, thats stupid, not all Germans were nazis, and many dutch and French collaberated. Nazi are scum, they should all be arrested and sent to re education camps, either that or killed, but i dont like to kill anyone even evil people. But if somene wants to kill you , you are weak and stupid if you dont kill them first.I dont support aid to Israel any more than i would support giving my French cousins 5 billlion dollars a year, but i dont hate jews and i wish them well, if they can hang on to that land it belongs to them, I'm not terribly religious but any Christian that reads the bible knows god gave that littlesliver of dirt to the jews. If you ask me Muslims have too much land as it is. Muslims are dirty savages living in the dark ages. A Dutchman i admire Theo Van Gogh had the courage to stand up to these filthy barabarian mysoginists and was gunned down in the street by a cowardly zealot.
The Dutch have had it. That night the y burned half the Mosques in Holland. to bad they did not burn them all. Muslims belong in Muslimland mUSLIMS ARE AS BAD AS COMMUINSTS AND NAZIS BECAUSE THE YARE INTOLERANT. if they were more tolerant i would not hate them but they are living 1000 years in the past. GO IDF bomb shoot, kill the Heathem Muslim to his goat fucking knees these primitive savages are the enemies of civilization and all that is good. Moderate Muslims, i wish,when you find one I'll buy hom a pint of guinness till them all you dirty arab muslims can Póg mo thóin
long live the IRA and the pope.:headbang:

LOL! I love The Sadisco Room and his trolling ways, and I love it even more when people take him seriously! :D

This thread should be archived.

I'm not thrilled about a troll that merely perpetuates and reinforces the already popular perception of all Muslims as violent, zealous and anti-Semitic hiveminds with Osama Bin Ladin on speed dial.

I'm not thrilled about a troll that merely perpetuates and reinforces the already popular perception of all Muslims as violent, zealous and anti-Semitic hiveminds with Osama Bin Ladin on speed dial.

No?

Funny? Just a little bit?

LOL! I love The Sadisco Room and his trolling ways, and I love it even more when people take him seriously! :D

This thread should be archived.
No kidding. It's hilarious, but also quite ridiculous.

No?

Funny? Just a little bit?

Not funny. Just like that blatantly anti-Semitic Hilton joke that you thought was a laugh riot.

LOL! I love The Sadisco Room and his trolling ways, and I love it even more when people take him seriously! :D

This thread should be archived.

Seriously...

Where did all these noobs come from?

So much uninformed blather coming into our forum.

Some of his highlights:

- Declaring his willingness to literally fellate George W. Bush
- Openly wondering what Dick Cheney's nipples tasted like
- Calling pedophile ex-Congressman Mark Foley the greatest civil rights activist since Rosa Parks

Don't forget:

- Feeding the deceased to Livestock (after harvesting their organs)
- Setting up a system of slavery based on IQ

And I think there were some good ones I left out.

*obviously drunk post*
Get yourself some fresh air, ate ;)

Who are you really?

Who are you really?

Who cares, he's funny. :)

I was going to try and respond seriously, but you're clearly just a troll.

I know, those last few lines really pissed me off.

God, I miss that guy. He was funny. :p

I loved waiting see what he would come up with next. I am, however, guilty of flaming him a lot.

More to the point, why do so many people on this forum hate Jews? And Muslims?

Seriously, this nazi trash is getting fucking old. Get a new hobby already, and shave that ugly bug-on-your-face mustache.

Love how people throw nazi around all the time!

But you want the answer to your second question? Look at the OP.

Asking god to intervene in the problems which man created itself by worshiping things they made up. Well done religion.

Infidels? Yay, you wouldn't be here on the internet if the infidels didn't invent everything you use to wage your gay war of words and idiocy.

Those of us who side with neither... well, frankly, we're tired of this contest to see who can be the bigger asshole. Here's the good news, both sides win! You're both armed to the teeth with morons who can't see the world straight because they're fucking drunk on their own stupidity.

The pro-Israel crew and its nauseating repertoire of propaganda is as irritating as the anti-Israel crew and their anti-semitic bullshit.

Thank you! :) A rational AND frank post. :eek:

Thank you! :) A rational AND frank post. :eek:

Tru Dat:headbang:

Tru Dat:headbang:

:eek:

At any given time, it appears that at least three or four threads about Israel are always prominently displayed on the first page. Why is this?
Yes; that's a true indicator of how much people love Israel. :*nods*

Sadisco isn't trolling. Trolling is a satirical Jewish conspiracy, starring Mel Brooks.

Sadisco isn't trolling. Trolling is a satirical Jewish conspiracy, starring Mel Brooks.

LOL!

The History of Trolling, Part 1.

Love how people throw nazi around all the time!

Yeah you know, hatred of an entire people based on religion seems fairly nazi-esque to me, esp. when accompanied by propaganda that seems suspiciously like re-used WWII shite. But to you, that's not a valid comparison, oh no! No, hating Jews is nazi-esque, but hating Muslims... why, that's just peachy!

But you want the answer to your second question? Look at the OP.

Asking god to intervene in the problems which man created itself by worshiping things they made up. Well done religion.

Infidels? Yay, you wouldn't be here on the internet if the infidels didn't invent everything you use to wage your gay war of words and idiocy.

The OP is nothing but troll. There's no answer there.

Tru Dat:headbang:

WTF?

Tru Dat:headbang:

Fo sho, son!

http://www.realmofdarkness.net/pranks/chappelle-4.jpg

I think it's really due to the disporportionate number of terminally-gullible dupes and slack-jawed rubes that haunt these fora.

*hands Dobbsworld a coupon for one internet*

WTF?

I think the implication is that there's a third perspective, but if I was you I'd challenge them to produce it. (Because, although there is, I doubt that they can.)

Not amused. Stay banned DCD.

At least MTAE was creative, with my fave being the "we need to out-population growth the Muslims, so start fucking."

Some of his highlights:

- Declaring his willingness to literally fellate George W. Bush
- Openly wondering what Dick Cheney's nipples tasted like
- Calling pedophile ex-Congressman Mark Foley the greatest civil rights activist since Rosa Parks

the 1st two were actually the UN abassadorship. The last one is Mtae.

WTF?
Beat you.

At any given time, it appears that at least three or four threads about Israel are always prominently displayed on the first page. Why is this?

I was under the impression that most posters here hailed from the US, Australia, the UK, or else some other infidel European nation. If very few of you reside in the region, why do you all love Israel so much? Do we have a disproportionate Jewish population, or do some of you have a bizarre Jew-fetish (Jewtish?) that I'm not aware of?

Additionally, I see that most of the pro-Israel crowd spends most of their posts boasting about the military advantage currently enjoyed by Israel and the IDF. This is really a childish thing to be proud of; the only reason Israel has been victorious in battle against the Arab world (apart from poor leadership and disunity of the Arab armies, which will be remedied by the grace of Allah, when He sees fit to intervene) is because of the financial support of the United States, which has allowed the IDF to afford the training of all Israeli soldiers in the martial arts of Jewdo and Jew Jitsu.

I like you. You're silly. :)

Here's the good news, both sides win!

I have this really weird image where the last Israeli soldier and last Hamas soldier are duking it out when one of them goes "Wait, wait, wait. What are we fighting about again?"

"I can't for the life of me remember"

"So....wanna grab some lunch?"

Not going to happen, but we can dream right?

Beat you.

to?

I'd like to love an Israeli and a Palistinian at the same time. What does that say about me?

I'd like to love an Israeli and a Palistinian at the same time. What does that say about me?A hippie! Kill it! :gundge:

uh.. It says you're ignorant and/or confused. Obviously Israel isn't a country. How could it be, when it's in the middle of a bunch of people's countries? It'd be like me squatting in your bedroom and declaring independence. And Palestina isn't a country either. It's not even a people. It's just what a bunch of evil 9 yeart old terrorists call themselves to confuse the world press. Hell, the part of Israel they call panestine is so fucking poor it arguably doesn't exist either.

... I am, of course, not the least bit serious. I'd like to like one or more of the sides too. Sadly, they all make it much too difficult for a simple man like me.

I'd like to love an Israeli and a Palistinian at the same time. What does that say about me?That you like DP ?

That you like DP ?

It depends what gender I am and what gender I want the other two people to be...

I'd like to love an Israeli and a Palistinian at the same time. What does that say about me?

It says you're an excellent candidate for that diplomatic envoy postition to the Middle East. *nods*