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What defines "hip"?

Hop.

What defines "hip"?

Proximity to the upper femur?

Hip=Square

Proximity to the upper femur?

darn skippy.

So to become hip, I should become close to the upper femur?

Hip=Square

Yes, it's hip to be square.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/720000/images/_721892_psch_300.jpg

So to become hip, I should become close to the upper femur?

yes, it's a spiritual in body experience, you must meditate on your joints, learn to live through the tendons.

Yes, it's hip to be square.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/720000/images/_721892_psch_300.jpg

what?

what?

It's a classic scene from American Psycho, in which Christian Bale's character butchers a guy with an ax while listening to, and commenting on, "Hip to Be Square" by Huey Lewis and The News.

Ah. I'm sorry for missing the clever allusion.

Ah. I'm sorry for missing the clever allusion.

I don't think anyone else got it, either. :(

yes, it's a spiritual in body experience, you must meditate on your joints, learn to live through the tendons.

I know a guy who doesn't have any tendons in one of his thumbs. Is he les hip than me, who is in great relations with my tendons, and my joints?

I don't think anyone else got it, either. :(
I did, but didn't think of a witty comment.
I know a guy who doesn't have any tendons in one of his thumbs. Is he les gip than me, who is in great realtions with my tendons, and my joints?

he is indeed less hip than you. I am also less hip than most due to one of my joints being injured in the past and it's still not speaking to me.....except for when it rains, then it yells at me.

I don't think anyone else got it, either. :(

There are three people reading this post, and one of them is you. It isn't so bad if two people don't get it.

I don't think anyone else got it, either. :(

It's you and me against the world.;)

So apparently being hip is all about bad allusions, connectivity with joints, proximity to femurs, and being square.

So apparently being hip is all about bad allusions, connectivity with joints, proximity to femurs, and being square.

yes, and now that you know......bad things will happen.

yes, and now that you know......bad things will happen.

such as speaking cellphone when thunderstorm?

such as speaking cellphone when thunderstorm?

what language is this "Cellphone"? Is it forbidden by the thunder gods?

You're welcome. (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hip) :p

Edit: "HIP-someone who doesn't piss me off" *nod*

what language is this "Cellphone"? Is it forbidden by the thunder gods?

It is actually a badly translated sign I saw in China, on the Great Wall. It said "Speaking cellphone when thunderstorm is strictly prohibited"

It is actually a badly translated sign I saw in China, on the Great Wall. It said "Speaking cellphone when thunderstorm is strictly prohibited"

ah, engrish (http://www.engrish.com/).

At a school there I found a "grammar crisis room" and a "teacher's amusement room"

It is actually a badly translated sign I saw in China, on the Great Wall. It said "Speaking cellphone when thunderstorm is strictly prohibited"

Who's making the bad allusions now?!

Yeah, it's you, BITCH! :D

ah, engrish (http://www.engrish.com/).

http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/clitical.jpg


ROFL.

Who's making the bad allusions now?!

Yeah, it's you, BITCH! :D

Ouch. Fine, your allusion wasn't that bad, I didn't think my comment was so hurtful.

Only on NSG...
Only on NSG...

http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/clitical.jpg


ROFL.

I believe it stars Jody Foster.

A quote from my friend, reading over my shoulder:
"We reach new heights in comedy, with [our] discovery of the word 'clitical'"

I believe it stars Jody Foster.

From her 12-year old prostitute days?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/5/55/Taxi_Driver_still_2.jpg/175px-Taxi_Driver_still_2.jpg

Is it bad that I think she's hotter as a pre-teen?

From her 12-year old prostitute days?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/5/55/Taxi_Driver_still_2.jpg/175px-Taxi_Driver_still_2.jpg

Is it bad that I think she's hotter as a pre-teen?

No, from her infamous as a lesbian days.

uh, hot enough you'd think of actually doing something?

From her 12-year old prostitute days?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/5/55/Taxi_Driver_still_2.jpg/175px-Taxi_Driver_still_2.jpg

Is it bad that I think she's hotter as a pre-teen?

If you're older than 14, (I'm assuming you are) then yes. Are clitical situations hip?

No, from her infamous as a lesbian days.

uh, hot enough you'd think of actually doing something?
Nah. Well, I was when I saw Taxi Driver for the first time (I was 13ish).
If you're older than 14, (I'm assuming you are) then yes. Are clitical situations hip?

Yes, very hip.

Are clitical situations hip?

you may have sparked something here.

It's so hip, the situation is clitical!

Its also known as the pelvis. Its located right above the legs.