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"The attorney for former NASA astronaut Lisa Nowak says reports that she wore a nappy during a nonstop 1,530km drive to confront a romantic rival is a 'big lie'.

He added: 'If the diaper was important, why was it not in evidence? Why didn't the officer seize it and investigate it?'"
http://www.rte.ie/news/2007/0629/astronaut.html

I ask this of all of you: Why wasn't Lisa Nowak's nappy investigated for evidence? Because I can think of only three reasons why it wasn't.

"The attorney for former NASA astronaut Lisa Nowak says reports that she wore a nappy during a nonstop 1,530km drive to confront a romantic rival is a 'big lie'.

He added: 'If the diaper was important, why was it not in evidence? Why didn't the officer seize it and investigate it?'"
http://www.rte.ie/news/2007/0629/astronaut.html

I ask this of all of you: Why wasn't Lisa Nowak's nappy investigated for evidence? Because I can think of only three reasons why it wasn't.

It's obvious why. No professional reasons, just...

Why wasn't Lisa Nowak's nappy investigated for evidence? Because I can think of only three reasons why it wasn't.

Depends....

*rimshot*

And I can only think of two reasons.




#1 and #2

"The attorney for former NASA astronaut Lisa Nowak says reports that she wore a nappy during a nonstop 1,530km drive to confront a romantic rival is a 'big lie'.

He added: 'If the diaper was important, why was it not in evidence? Why didn't the officer seize it and investigate it?'"
http://www.rte.ie/news/2007/0629/astronaut.html

I ask this of all of you: Why wasn't Lisa Nowak's nappy investigated for evidence? Because I can think of only three reasons why it wasn't.

Lolz.

Depends....

*rimshot*

And I can only think of two reasons.




#1 and #2

#1 or #2 or #1 and #2.

We will not speak of the rare and much dreaded #3.

"The attorney for former NASA astronaut Lisa Nowak says reports that she wore a nappy during a nonstop 1,530km drive to confront a romantic rival is a 'big lie'.

so I guess this whole search for evidence is "nappy" headed, no?

"Actually, all NASA astronauts are compelled to wear the nappy as part of their ongoing and extremely tough training regimen," he said, adding: "I'm wearing one as we speak."

so I guess this whole search for evidence is "nappy" headed, no?

:eek: :p

Well, so she has a tendency to assault people...but at least she doesn't wear nappies, right?? Man, this lady surely is redeeming herself in the eyes of the world.

Well, so she has a tendency to assault people...but at least she doesn't wear nappies, right?? Man, this lady surely is redeeming herself in the eyes of the world.

It's not that she was or wasn't wearing them. But if she was, that would be unimportant.

Well, so she has a tendency to assault people...but at least she doesn't wear nappies, right?? Man, this lady surely is redeeming herself in the eyes of the world.
She must have been quite the fun compatriot in space.

"Argh, our water recycling is only running at 90% capacity"
*punches astronaut out of the airlock*
"Biiiiiiiiiiiiiitch"
*HEAD A SPLODE*

I maintain that this thread is the most important thread currently on general and I dare each one of you to not agree with me.

I maintain that this thread is the most important thread currently on general and I dare each one of you to not agree with me.

Oh yeah? Well I double dare you to not agree with yourself!

I maintain that this thread is the most important thread currently on general and I dare each one of you to not agree with me.

I'm sure most of us agree.

Oh yeah? Well I double dare you to not agree with yourself!

Your logic renders me powerless and I will not be seen as a (bok, bok, ber-cok) chicken.


This thread is the most unimportant thread currently on general.

This thread is the most unimportant thread currently on general.

Depressing, isn't it.

Depressing, isn't it.

Medication helps.

i thought this was going to be about those nappy headed hos again

the diapers may not be important but i don't think that is what is going to save her ass. she was found with the other womans flight itinerary and had equipment which one would suspect you would use in a kidnapping

It's not important, per se, just very very weird.


And kinda funny.

It's not important, per se, just very very weird.


And kinda funny.

I really like the utter failure in trying to defuse the situation.