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http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/06/26/gator.attack.ap/index.html

No this guy kept his hand, but who didn't instantly think of "Happy Gilmore" when they heard this story? How many one eyed alligators are out there attacking golfers?

Chubbs: Back in 1965, Sports Illustrated said I was going to be the next Arnold Palmer.
Happy Gilmore: Yeah? What happened?
Chubbs: They wouldn't let me play on the Pro Tour anymore.
Happy Gilmore: Ah, I'm sorry. Because you're black?
Chubbs: Hell no! Damned alligator BIT my hand off!
[Shows Happy his wooden hand]
Happy Gilmore: OH MY GOD!
Chubbs: Yeah. tournament down in Florida. I hooked my ball in the rough down by the lake. Damned alligator just POPPED up, cut me down on my prime. He got me, but I tore one of the bastard's eyes out though. Look at that.
[Shows Happy a small glass jar with an eyeball in it]
Happy Gilmore: You're pretty sick, Chubbs.


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[an alligator eats Happy's ball]
Happy Gilmore: That Son of a Bitch. Give me my ball, come on, pop it up, you dirty bastard. I swear I'm gonna... give the ball, alligator. Hey, you've got one eye, Chubbs. You took his hand.

His own fault for having a surname like 'Burger'

That's what he deserves for playing that stupid little pansy game.

What? Are you trying to be the new DCD or something?

I thought Happy pulled that gators head off :eek:

What? Are you trying to be the new DCD or something?No, Happy Gilmore is just one of my favorite movies. I love the irony of this story.

Besides, no one can replace DCD.

I thought Happy pulled that gators head off :eek:

Happy headbutted it.

No, Happy Gilmore is just one of my favorite movies. I love the irony of this story.
It's nor ironic, just coincidental.
Besides, no one can replace DCD.
I hope not.