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The world-champion wiener eater may have bitten his last dog:

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,286632,00.html

I for one don't have much sympathy for this guy, or for any other "competitive eater". Stuffing nine packages' worth of franks in your gob isn't "competition", it's gluttony.

Does anyone find anything socially redeeming about this activity?

The world-champion wiener eater may have bitten his last dog:

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,286632,00.html

I for one don't have much sympathy for this guy, or for any other "competitive eater". Stuffing nine packages' worth of franks in your gob isn't "competition", it's gluttony.

Does anyone find anything socially redeeming about this activity?

Nerd-bites-freak ?

When I read the topic title, I got a picture in my head of a man coming across a snarling Rottweiler, whereupon the man lunged at the dog, bit into his/her leg and shouted something to the effect of, "Take that, bitch!"

...That would've been a cool topic.

This one's in my backyard....

...and ye Gods, it's disgusting.

Does anyone find anything socially redeeming about this activity?

Yes, that they're free to do it.

its a stupid competition but its still a shame to have to retire due to an injury.

its a stupid competition but its still a shame to have to retire due to an injury.

That is unless he finds a troubled young protege to teach his secrets and then to have that protege defeat the best champion trained by his arch-rival in order to attain justice for his master and make the young tough in to a true champion of competitive eating.

That is unless he finds a troubled young protege to teach his secrets and then to have that protege defeat the best champion trained by his arch-rival in order to attain justice for his master and make the young tough in to a true champion of competitive eating.
*Binku binku binku* Ok, no anime for you!

That is unless he finds a troubled young protege to teach his secrets and then to have that protege defeat the best champion trained by his arch-rival in order to attain justice for his master and make the young tough in to a true champion of competitive eating.

The best champion would probably cheat in the finals but.....his girlfriend, who only goes out with him because, well for plot purposes really, lets the young protege know at the last moment that she actually loves him, thus giving him the strength to overcome the cheating and win.

The best champion would probably cheat in the finals but.....his girlfriend, who only goes out with him because, well for plot purposes really, lets the young protege know at the last moment that she actually loves him, thus giving him the strength to overcome the cheating and win.

Also, he will probably have accidently first met said girlfriend whilst she was naked. Then she'll have catapulted him for miles with a killer punch. Rinse and repeat.

The best champion would probably cheat in the finals but.....his girlfriend, who only goes out with him because, well for plot purposes really, lets the young protege know at the last moment that she actually loves him, thus giving him the strength to overcome the cheating and win.

The strength to go Super-Saiyan 15 times... in the same match.

The world-champion wiener eater may have bitten his last dog:

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,286632,00.html

I for one don't have much sympathy for this guy, or for any other "competitive eater". Stuffing nine packages' worth of franks in your gob isn't "competition", it's gluttony.

Does anyone find anything socially redeeming about this activity?

Eh, don't condemn the guy. Condemn the people that organize and idolize these competitions.

In other words.. don't playa', hate the game.

That is unless he finds a troubled young protege to teach his secrets and then to have that protege defeat the best champion trained by his arch-rival in order to attain justice for his master and make the young tough in to a true champion of competitive eating.

sounds like a plot for an upcoming Disney channel movie.