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Their War. Our World. 7/3/7

Bolol
26-06-2007, 21:44
The new Transformers movie comes out nationwide in a week. To get into the spirit of things, I present to you the "Obligatory Transformers Thread", where you can:

- Reminisce about a childhood gone by
- Talk about your favorite character
- Argue which side is better
- Argue which series was better
- Argue whether or not this movie will be good
- AND MUCH MORE!

Also...just because I have to ask...

If you had the choice, which side, Autobots or Decepticons, would you choose? And branching off from that, what would you transform into (try to keep it consistant with the side you chose, i.e civilian ground vehicles for Autobots, government/military craft for Decepticons).

I would choose Autobots...and would transform into this (http://www.mini.lv/upload_pic/Krasas/CooperS/850_non_metallic_paintwork_pepper_white.jpg). I'd be deadly AND economical!

And yes...I realize how big of a gigantic nerd I look...and I don't give a shit! I'm going to the advance screening and I'm proud!
Thumbless Pete Crabbe
26-06-2007, 21:47
I just barely remember watching it when I was a kid - I always liked the blue truck that turned into a killer robot, though I'm blanking on the name. :p
Zarakon
26-06-2007, 21:48
Oh, I thought this would be about President Bush and the Bushies.
The_pantless_hero
26-06-2007, 21:49
Beast Wars, where they all got turned into animals.
Zarakon
26-06-2007, 21:50
Beast Wars, where they all got turned into animals.

Ooo! That one was cool!
Khadgar
26-06-2007, 21:51
Beast Wars, where they all got turned into animals.

Dinobot rocked.

Favorite character of all time has to be Unicron though. Starscream is fun too, but frankly his voice was always very off-putting.
Wilgrove
26-06-2007, 21:51
I just barely remember watching it when I was a kid - I always liked the blue truck that turned into a killer robot, though I'm blanking on the name. :p

You're thinking of Optimus Prime, and I used to have a Siamese (back when I was really little) named after him.
SaintB
26-06-2007, 21:52
I just barely remember watching it when I was a kid - I always liked the blue truck that turned into a killer robot, though I'm blanking on the name. :p

Optimus Prime


I'd be an autobot and I'd turn into one of those big ass logging truck kind of things with the grapply arms and chainsaws; I'd be named woodchip.
If I were a decepticon I'd be a tank damnit!

The Best Series was Beast Wars... not Beast Machines, that one sucked, just plain Beast Wars.

The Movie will be awsome regardless of how dumb it is. Simply because I refuse to grow up, and it will have exploding giant robots in it.
Thumbless Pete Crabbe
26-06-2007, 21:52
Beast Wars, where they all got turned into animals.

I think I remember that. :p

Also, Fraggle Rock - that one was badass.
Ghost Tigers Rise
26-06-2007, 21:53
I'm on God's side.

http://www.maconlysource.com/Gallery/images/unicron.jpg
Bolol
26-06-2007, 21:53
You're thinking of Optimus Prime, and I used to have a Siamese (back when I was really little) named after him.

Was there a reason? Did he have a have a bass, confident...meow...? Or were you just being a kid? :p
Cannot think of a name
26-06-2007, 21:53
Jazz, best name, best vehicle, best voice. Just best.


Bumblebee is not a Camaro. I get why they did it, but that doesn't mean I have to like it.

And why couldn't Optimus Prime be a flat front tractor? The aesthetic in the design seems to work to obscure that they are walking trucks or planes or whatever (and Starscream looks completely awkward), I don't understand that. I guess what I hate the most is that no matter what my misgivings I'm going to watch it...so here's hoping for some reason they pulled it out of their ass and it's at least watchable...I should keep an open mind...
Zarakon
26-06-2007, 21:53
I'm on God's side.

http://www.maconlysource.com/Gallery/images/unicron.jpg

I want to turn into that thing.
The_pantless_hero
26-06-2007, 21:54
I think I remember that. :p

Also, Fraggle Rock - that one was badass.

Beast Wars was transformers...
Thumbless Pete Crabbe
26-06-2007, 21:54
Optimus Prime



Yeah, that's the one. :p I think he/it was the coolest one.
Wilgrove
26-06-2007, 21:54
I would transform into the Warthog II aircraft, and the gun would be sticking out of my chest and it would just rock!
Ghost Tigers Rise
26-06-2007, 21:55
Jazz, best name, best vehicle, best voice. Just best.

NEVAR!

Unicron had the voice of the mighty Orson Welles. And everything he said was fucking scary.
Bolol
26-06-2007, 21:56
I want to turn into that thing.

You can't turn into a planet. Only Unicron (and by extension Orson Wells) can do that.

Come back in a few years when you start consuming entire worlds...or win an Oscar...and then we can talk.
Wilgrove
26-06-2007, 21:56
Was there a reason? Did he have a have a bass, confident...meow...? Or were you just being a kid? :p

lol, I was just being a kid, and he did have a bass, confident meow.
Zarakon
26-06-2007, 21:57
I would be a stretch hummer, so I could knock people unconscious with the sheer appalling opulent indulgence of myself.
Zarakon
26-06-2007, 21:58
You can't turn into a planet. Only Unicron (and by extension Orson Wells) can do that.

Come back in a few years when you start consuming entire worlds...or win an Oscar...and then we can talk.

What about a dwarf planet? Can I be Pluto?
Thumbless Pete Crabbe
26-06-2007, 21:59
Beast Wars was transformers...

Hm. Alright, *now* I'm confused. :p
SaintB
26-06-2007, 21:59
Yeah, that's the one. :p I think he/it was the coolest one.

I think that Maximus had him beat int he cool department, but Optimus was just better.
Phantasy Encounter
26-06-2007, 22:00
Decepticons! Without air support, you are nothing in modern (or futuristic) combat.
Bolol
26-06-2007, 22:00
I would be a stretch hummer, so I could knock people unconscious with the sheer appalling opulent indulgence of myself.

You do realize your robot form would have to be either incredibly tall and thin or incredibly wide for that to work right...

...But then again G1 Megatron turned into a friggin gun (http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/a/ae/180px-Megatron2.jpg)...so I guess anything could happen.
Chumblywumbly
26-06-2007, 22:00
I can't bloody wait till this is out.

Oh, and Autobots all the way.

Roll Out!!!!!!
Thumbless Pete Crabbe
26-06-2007, 22:01
NEVAR!

Unicron had the voice of the mighty Orson Welles. And everything he said was fucking scary.

Haha. Is Maurice LeMarche attached to do the voice for the movie? I love his Orson impression from The Critic. :p
Ghost Tigers Rise
26-06-2007, 22:02
You do realize your robot form would have to be either incredibly tall and thin or incredibly wide for that to work right...

...But then again G1 Megatron turned into a friggin gun (http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/a/ae/180px-Megatron2.jpg)...so I guess anything could happen.

Hey, that was the best Megatron.

Well, that and Galvatron.
Ifreann
26-06-2007, 22:02
You do realize your robot form would have to be either incredibly tall and thin or incredibly wide for that to work right...

...But then again G1 Megatron turned into a friggin gun (http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/a/ae/180px-Megatron2.jpg)...so I guess anything could happen.

I still can't believe they put the trigger at his crotch.
Ghost Tigers Rise
26-06-2007, 22:03
Haha. Is Maurice LeMarche attached to do the voice for the movie? I love his Orson impression from The Critic. :p

Unicron isn't in the movie.

Too bad. :( :p
Bolol
26-06-2007, 22:03
What about a dwarf planet? Can I be Pluto?

...Talk to NASA. If they say "okay", then it's all good.
Chumblywumbly
26-06-2007, 22:03
Haha. Is Maurice LeMarche attached to do the voice for the movie? I love his Orson impression from The Critic. :p
I don't think Unicron will appear in the live-action movie. But the guy who did the original voice of Optimus Prime (and, IIRC Ironhide and a couple of other Transformers) is reprising his role(s).
Wilgrove
26-06-2007, 22:03
I still can't believe they put the trigger at his crotch.

*snickers and then break out laughing* Well I guess you could call him a...sharp shooter...in the bedroom. :p
Thumbless Pete Crabbe
26-06-2007, 22:07
I don't think Unicron will appear in the live-action movie. But the guy who did the original voice of Optimus Prime (and, IIRC Ironhide and a couple of other Transformers) is reprising his role(s).

Nice. :p Although mocking Orson Welles far after his death and in a completely tasteless way remains hilarious, in my opinion. :)
Bolol
26-06-2007, 22:08
I don't think Unicron will appear in the live-action movie. But the guy who did the original voice of Optimus Prime (and, IIRC Ironhide and a couple of other Transformers) is reprising his role(s).

Peter Cullen (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Cullen).
Cannot think of a name
26-06-2007, 22:09
NEVAR!

Unicron had the voice of the mighty Orson Welles. And everything he said was fucking scary.

You can't turn into a planet. Only Unicron (and by extension Orson Wells) can do that.

Come back in a few years when you start consuming entire worlds...or win an Oscar...and then we can talk.

Hehe, as it turns out I'm listening to Orson Welles right now, Mercury Theatre - Three Stories. I excluded 'special voices' and I don't think that Unicron transformed...did he? I don't actually remember.

Being the voice of the villain in a toy movie is a weird end to that mans career.

But c'mon, you gotta give it up for Scatman Crothers (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001079/)
Bolol
26-06-2007, 22:12
Hehe, as it turns out I'm listening to Orson Welles right now, Mercury Theatre - Three Stories. I excluded 'special voices' and I don't think that Unicron transformed...did he? I don't actually remember.

He did...and it was good.

...Jesus, I need to see the 1986 movie again. It kicked ass.
Khadgar
26-06-2007, 22:14
Jazz, best name, best vehicle, best voice. Just best.


Bumblebee is not a Camaro. I get why they did it, but that doesn't mean I have to like it.

And why couldn't Optimus Prime be a flat front tractor? The aesthetic in the design seems to work to obscure that they are walking trucks or planes or whatever (and Starscream looks completely awkward), I don't understand that. I guess what I hate the most is that no matter what my misgivings I'm going to watch it...so here's hoping for some reason they pulled it out of their ass and it's at least watchable...I should keep an open mind...

They didn't make Prime a cab over (flat front) because it made him too short in comparison with Megatron, so they went with the biggest truck design they could find.
Chumblywumbly
26-06-2007, 22:16
Peter Cullen (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Cullen).
That's the dude.

Cheers mate.

He did...and it was good.

...Jesus, I need to see the 1986 movie again. It kicked ass.
Especially the prog-rock version of the Transformers theme:

Transformeeeeeeeeeeeeeers!!!!!

Robots in disguuiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiise!!!!!

*5 min guitar solo*
Ten-Thousand Worlds
26-06-2007, 22:21
While the Autobots are cool and whatnot, the Decepticons are cooler.
Much, MUCH cooler.
I'd turn into a Light Reconnaissance Vehicle.
Sorta like the Warthog of Halo.
JuNii
26-06-2007, 22:23
NEVAR!

Unicron had the voice of the mighty Orson Welles. And everything he said was fucking scary.
Scatman Crothers FTW!

me... Autobots...


JETFIRE (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jetfire)!

or if the next gen can be taken into account.

Springer (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Springer_(Transformers))!
Cannot think of a name
26-06-2007, 22:24
Orson Welles aside (obviously I'm a fan, but still), I can't beat the car Jazz turns into-
http://jazzlawyer.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/jazz.jpg

http://www.diecasts.biz/images/M/RACING/400_766304.jpg

Seriously. Bad ass.

Though being a specific historically important race car (historically important to racing, it didn't write a peace accord or anything) isn't the most subtle 'disguise,' but who cares when you're that bad ass.
Khadgar
26-06-2007, 22:26
Orson Welles aside (obviously I'm a fan, but still), I can't beat the car Jazz turns into-
http://members.tripod.com/hk_thomas/images/Transformers/Jazz.jpg

http://www.diecasts.biz/images/M/RACING/400_766304.jpg

Seriously. Bad ass.

Though being a specific historically important race car (historically important to racing, it didn't write a peace accord or anything) isn't the most subtle 'disguise,' but who cares when you're that bad ass.


Absolutely no match for the sheer awesome that is

Soundwave (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soundwave)
Cannot think of a name
26-06-2007, 22:27
They didn't make Prime a cab over (flat front) because it made him too short in comparison with Megatron, so they went with the biggest truck design they could find.
Well, that answers that.
Ghost Tigers Rise
26-06-2007, 22:28
He did...and it was good.

Nah, I preferred the original Planet Eater version over Samurai Unicron...
L-rouge
26-06-2007, 22:30
The 'cons definitely.

The Transformers was the best series (none of this G1 crap, it's called The Transformers) and Megatron was the best of 'em all. Come on, really, as a kid who really cared he had a trigger for a crotch, he was just bad ass. Galvatron to, as long as you went by the Movie and the Comic.
L-rouge
26-06-2007, 22:32
They didn't make Prime a cab over (flat front) because it made him too short in comparison with Megatron, so they went with the biggest truck design they could find.

Didn't really work though as they still made Megs friggin huge!
Khadgar
26-06-2007, 22:34
Should be noted that Wal-Mart has the 1986 movie on DVD on their website. For those wishing a bit of nostalgia.

I've got it on VHS somewhere but honestly who has a VCR anymore?
Bolol
26-06-2007, 22:36
I've got it on VHS somewhere but honestly who has a VCR anymore?

*raises hand*
JuNii
26-06-2007, 22:40
Should be noted that Wal-Mart has the 1986 movie on DVD on their website. For those wishing a bit of nostalgia.

I've got it on VHS somewhere but honestly who has a VCR anymore?

*Raises hand*

also a Betamax... and a LaserDisk...
Chumblywumbly
26-06-2007, 22:42
*Raises hand*

also a Betamax... and a LaserDisk...
Old Skool!

Kudos.
Swilatia
26-06-2007, 22:46
um... the 7th of march was a while ago.
Cannot think of a name
26-06-2007, 22:47
um... the 7th of march was a while ago.

It wouldn't make any sense to print a US release date European style.
Chumblywumbly
26-06-2007, 22:48
um... the 7th of march was a while ago.
It's the funny American date system.

3. 7. 7. doesn't look as cool.
Ghost Tigers Rise
26-06-2007, 22:49
*Raises hand*

also a Betamax... and a LaserDisk...

My LaserDisk player broke. :(

I still got a working turntable and stereo reciever, and a pair of giant Kenwood (I think) speakers, though!
Thumbless Pete Crabbe
26-06-2007, 22:50
It's the funny American date system.

3. 7. 7. doesn't look as cool.

If someone asked you when the movie was coming out, though, would you be more likely to respond "July third" or "The third of July?" ;)
L-rouge
26-06-2007, 22:51
It's the funny American date system.

3. 7. 7. doesn't look as cool.

Doesn't really matter, I've still got to wait until 28/7/07 before I can see it in the cinema :(
If someone asked you when the movie came out, though, would you be more likely to respond "July third" or "The third of July?"
Third of July, obviously.
Thumbless Pete Crabbe
26-06-2007, 22:52
My LaserDisk player broke. :(

I still got a working turntable and stereo reciever, and a pair of giant Kenwood (I think) speakers, though!

Weren't those things (LaserDiscs) insanely expensive when they came out? I remember not owning one for that reason - I think a movie was something like twice the price. Craziness.
Cannot think of a name
26-06-2007, 22:53
My LaserDisk player broke. :(

I still got a working turntable and stereo reciever, and a pair of giant Kenwood (I think) speakers, though!

My laserdisk player was dragged out of my VW and smashed after some neighborhood fucktard kids smashed the windows. Little fuckers. They better pray that the cops are the ones who catch them.
Thumbless Pete Crabbe
26-06-2007, 22:53
Third of July, obviously.

Seriously? :p I don't hear that too often! ;)
Chumblywumbly
26-06-2007, 22:55
If someone asked you when the movie was coming out, though, would you be more likely to respond "July third" or "The third of July?" ;)
"The third of July" seems more natural to me.

As does listing the date in order of smallest unit to largest.

But if I was brought up in America, the opposite would probably be true.
L-rouge
26-06-2007, 22:56
Seriously? :p I don't hear that too often! ;)

Seriously, the other way just sounds... odd.


^^^^^^^^
What Chumblywumbly said!
Ghost Tigers Rise
26-06-2007, 22:59
My laserdisk player was dragged out of my VW and smashed after some neighborhood fucktard kids smashed the windows. Little fuckers. They better pray that the cops are the ones who catch them.

That sucks. You should back over the fuckers next time, if you get the chance. :rolleyes: I hate kids like that.


Here's a picture of my sweet Kenwoods, btw:

http://i24.ebayimg.com/03/i/000/a6/21/7742_1_sbl.JPG

http://i16.ebayimg.com/06/i/000/a6/21/833c_1_sbl.JPG

I think mine may be a bit bigger, though... :D
Thumbless Pete Crabbe
26-06-2007, 23:01
Seriously, the other way just sounds... odd.


^^^^^^^^
What Chumblywumbly said!

Well, at least it seems that most of us write it the way we're used to hearing it. :p That's probably a good thing.
L-rouge
26-06-2007, 23:06
Well, at least it seems that most of us write it the way we're used to hearing it. :p That's probably a good thing.

Indeed.

Now, let's try and drag this back to Transformers. What do people think about the new designs?
Ghost Tigers Rise
26-06-2007, 23:08
Indeed.

Now, let's try and drag this back to Transformers. What do people think about the new designs?

Meh.

Beast Wars had me favourite designs, honestly. Silver Wolf and Black Widow pwnt.

I did like the way the new Megatron moved in the trailers. Seemed a lot more sinister than the original.
L-rouge
26-06-2007, 23:13
Meh.

Beast Wars had me favourite designs, honestly. Silver Wolf and Black Widow pwnt.

I did like the way the new Megatron moved in the trailers. Seemed a lot more sinister than the original.

Apart from that strange little squeak when he transforms...:eek:
Most evil creature in the universe, and a squeaky toy!!
Cannot think of a name
26-06-2007, 23:13
That sucks. You should back over the fuckers next time, if you get the chance. :rolleyes: I hate kids like that.


Here's a picture of my sweet Kenwoods, btw:

http://i24.ebayimg.com/03/i/000/a6/21/7742_1_sbl.JPG

http://i16.ebayimg.com/06/i/000/a6/21/833c_1_sbl.JPG

I think mine may be a bit bigger, though... :D
Cool-I got one of those bigass cabinet 'hi-fis' from the 60s or early 70s that has a record player in it. I damaged it in the move, though and the record player doesn't work. (Waahhhh)

I don't have a picture of it though. I'm starting to rebuild my 'technology before it was really cool' collection with the cabinet hi-fi and the 50" rear projection SD, all free off Craigslist-Yay free stuff off Craigslist/free time/cargo van!

EDIT: Oh, right, Transformers....um um um...Soundwave should transform into one of those cabinet stereos...there, whew....
Swilatia
26-06-2007, 23:21
If someone asked you when the movie was coming out, though, would you be more likely to respond "July third" or "The third of July?" ;)

Third of July.
Thumbless Pete Crabbe
26-06-2007, 23:25
Third of July.

Well, you're also silly then. :p

On topic, has everyone seen the movie trailer? Looks like the Transformers are pretty much going to destroy the Earth, judging by it alone. :p
UN Protectorates
26-06-2007, 23:26
If I were a Transformer, I'd be a Decepticon, no doubt about it. Hail Megatron!

For my alternate mode, I'd be an APC. Specifically the Soviet BMP-1:

http://www.defenseindustrydaily.com/images/LAND_BMP-1_lg.jpg

The front would flip down to become my chestplate, whilst the tracks would split to form my arms and legs on either side. The turret would come apart, with the cannon becoming my firearm, whilst the base would become a shield.

I'm a total geek I know! :D

My favourite transformers were definitely the Constructicons (http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/b/bb/400px-Constructicons.jpg). They appeal to my love of engineering, plus they can unite to form the mighty Devastator, the original TF gestalt.
Ghost Tigers Rise
26-06-2007, 23:31
Apart from that strange little squeak when he transforms...:eek:
Most evil creature in the universe, and a squeaky toy!!
"And the most powerful military in the universe shall be defeated... by Ewoks."
Cool-I got one of those bigass cabinet 'hi-fis' from the 60s or early 70s that has a record player in it. I damaged it in the move, though and the record player doesn't work. (Waahhhh)

I don't have a picture of it though. I'm starting to rebuild my 'technology before it was really cool' collection with the cabinet hi-fi and the 50" rear projection SD, all free off Craigslist-Yay free stuff off Craigslist/free time/cargo van!

Nice. Although, audio technology from the 70s >>>>> than now. Vinyl sounds better than CDs times a thousand (and better than MP3 times a billion), and the speakers were fuckin' mean. :D I love my Xbox 360, but I love my old-ass audio tech.
Swilatia
26-06-2007, 23:31
Well, you're also silly then.

no, i'm just from a foreign nation and culture. In fact, the only way to say it is polish would be trzeci lipca (no, thats not how you pronounce it, that's how you write it), which translates to third of july.


On topic, has everyone seen the movie trailer? Looks like the Transformers are pretty much going to destroy the Earth, judging by it alone. :p

This is NSG. The'res no need to state what's on topic and what's not.
Thumbless Pete Crabbe
26-06-2007, 23:34
no, i'm just from a foreign nation and culture. In fact, the only way to say it is polish would be trzeci lipca (no, thats not how you pronounce it, that's how you write it), which translates to third of july.

I know, I was only poking fun. ;)

This is NSG. The'res no need to state what's on topic and what's not.

Just for convenience - I was wondering if anyone had seen the trailer. :)
Ghost Tigers Rise
26-06-2007, 23:35
If I were a transformer, I'd be a decepticon.

My vehicle from would be a Plymouth Superbird.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/2e/SUperbirdEyes.jpg/800px-SUperbirdEyes.jpg

And my regular form would be Robo-Eddie from Seventh Son of a Seventh Son
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c0/Iron_Maiden_-_Seventh_Son_Of_A_Seventh_Son.jpg
LEFTHANDEDSUPREMACIST
27-06-2007, 01:16
I liked the dinobots I remember debating with other 6 and 7 year olds about if the dinobots could form together into a super robot like the constructabots did that they would be unstoppable.

(Bye the way did you know that the pterodactyl dinobot is worth around $500 now)
Neesika
27-06-2007, 01:17
Na, I was a Gobots fan :P
LEFTHANDEDSUPREMACIST
27-06-2007, 01:27
Na, I was a Gobots fan :PHeresy
Cannot think of a name
27-06-2007, 01:31
I liked the dinobots I remember debating with other 6 and 7 year olds about if the dinobots could form together into a super robot like the constructabots did that they would be unstoppable.

(Bye the way did you know that the pterodactyl dinobot is worth around $500 now)
Damn, him and grimlock where the only ones my brother had, too.

I bet if you read the thread you can guess which transformer was the only one I had...
Na, I was a Gobots fan :P
You know, according to the hierarchy of the playground, we're allowed to take your lunch money now.
Neesika
27-06-2007, 01:34
You know, according to the hierarchy of the playground, we're allowed to take your lunch money now.

That didn't work even when I was on the playground. The way it actually works is, you back down, and play with your transformers elsewhere.
JuNii
27-06-2007, 01:37
Just for convenience - I was wondering if anyone had seen the trailer. :)
yep... can't wait to see it on the fourth.
JuNii
27-06-2007, 01:38
That didn't work even when I was on the playground. The way it actually works is, you back down, and play with your transformers elsewhere.

nah, I would rather we play together. Leader-1 vs Starscream! Whoot!!!
Neesika
27-06-2007, 01:40
nah, I would rather we play together. Leader-1 vs Starscream! Whoot!!!

There ya go! That's the spirit!

You know, it is sort of nice to finally be the generation that is catered to.
LEFTHANDEDSUPREMACIST
27-06-2007, 01:41
Damn, him and grimlock where the only ones my brother had, too.

I bet if you read the thread you can guess which transformer was the only one I had...

I had one of soundwaves cassettes, I never did get sound wave. You would think an alien robot race would at least have compact disc technology.
Cannot think of a name
27-06-2007, 01:44
I had one of soundwaves cassettes, I never did get sound wave. You would think an alien robot race would at least have compact disc technology.

Well, they weren't really tapes, they just looked like tapes when they were hiding because tapes are what we had. They were really cats and birds and shit.

I thought when Soundwave came out that it should be a working stereo. It wouldn't have been that hard and it would have been really cool. I imagine by now someone somewhere has one that works...
LEFTHANDEDSUPREMACIST
27-06-2007, 01:51
Well, they weren't really tapes, they just looked like tapes when they were hiding because tapes are what we had. They were really cats and birds and shit.

I thought when Soundwave came out that it should be a working stereo. It wouldn't have been that hard and it would have been really cool. I imagine by now someone somewhere has one that works...Really I thought that Bird transformed into a Duran Duran cassette.
JuNii
27-06-2007, 01:57
I had one of soundwaves cassettes, I never did get sound wave. You would think an alien robot race would at least have compact disc technology.

some of the cassette robots were sold seperately. I had the lion one, the two little humanoid ones and two cassetts that transformed into a jet and tank, and combined to form one robot.


and I remember seeing a japanese toy that had a cd that could transform... but I think it was for their microman series.
Neo Bretonnia
27-06-2007, 02:18
Well, they weren't really tapes, they just looked like tapes when they were hiding because tapes are what we had. They were really cats and birds and shit.

I thought when Soundwave came out that it should be a working stereo. It wouldn't have been that hard and it would have been really cool. I imagine by now someone somewhere has one that works...

Soundwave could easily have been a working player. When he transformed into robot mode the main torso was the player, which with modern technology woul dhave been plenty of room for the electronics.

The problem was that the cassettes had spool holes that were too small. In other words, you could take a real cassette and fit it into Soundwave fine, but one of the transforming cassettes wouldn't have fit into a real player because the spool hubs would be too big.

I guess they could have just dispensed with the cassette robots.
UN Protectorates
27-06-2007, 02:22
I guess they could have just dispensed with the cassette robots.

Dude! I'd take Lazerbeak, Ravage and Ratbat over some dum old ordinary cassettes anyday!

But yeah it would have been nice to have a working cassette playing Soundwave. But it would probably have cost a lot more.
The Gay Street Militia
27-06-2007, 05:54
Transformers was the first thing that I was really into as a kid; Oprimus Prime was my first hero and role-model :) As for Transformer-ising ourselves, I'd go with Autobot and would want to turn into one of these hotties:

http://cache.jalopnik.com/images/2006/05/lamborghini_gallardo_privilegio.jpg

http://www.2dayblog.com/images/2006_september/1-lamborghini-gallardo-nera-new.jpg

that, or an AVRO Arrow:

http://www.xplanefreeware.net/barry/X-Plane%208.0/Avro%20Arrow_screenshot.jpg

http://www.robertvanderhorst.com/artwork_images/The%20AVRO%20Arrow.jpg
Cannot think of a name
27-06-2007, 06:16
If I couldn't be Jazz or the Martini-Rossi racing 935, I'd have to be this bad boy (http://www.race-cars.com/utility/photos/porsche/917-30.jpg).

Or this (http://www.porsche917.com.ar/Redman_Excellence_96/ZMisc_Redman_%20917K_LeMans70_%20Excellence_%20Nov96.JPG)-I'd be the Steve McQueen of Transformers.
Delator
27-06-2007, 07:15
...Jesus, I need to see the 1986 movie again. It kicked ass.

Indeed...I have the 20th anniversary edition on DVD.

"Bah weep graaagnah wheep ni ni bong!" :)

I hope to see an advance screening on the 2nd of July...so I might just pop in afterwards and spoil it for the rest of you. :p
Nobel Hobos
27-06-2007, 08:01
I want to turn into that thing.

What? A ripoff of the Death Star with the perspective all messed up?

Good thing I'm not your fairy godmother, or I'd make it so! :p
The Whitemane Gryphons
27-06-2007, 08:29
I would want to be an Autobot that turned into a Bucket Wheel Excavator. (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/6a/Bagger-garzweiler.jpg)

Or, since that would be ungodly slow (but make a good vehicle for a siege-weapon based Autobot), a Decepticon. Vehicle of choice?

The TU-160 Blackjack. (http://www.alphasim.co.uk/images/Premier%20pics/Tu-160_7.jpg) Owing to the name of the vehicle, he could have a bit of a gambling/rogueish theme to him. :D
Cannot think of a name
27-06-2007, 11:11
I would want to be an Autobot that turned into a Bucket Wheel Excavator. (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/6a/Bagger-garzweiler.jpg)



That'd make you one hell of a Construticon.
Dryks Legacy
27-06-2007, 11:22
They didn't make Prime a cab over (flat front) because it made him too short in comparison with Megatron, so they went with the biggest truck design they could find.

Also apparently it's slightly harder to move all the pieces into place with a cab-over design.

Gotta love the new articulate designs where you can see the pieces. No disappearing parts or low movement ranges.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b3/MovieAutobotJazz.png <- You'd probably have to cheat with the old designs to get that pose
UN Protectorates
27-06-2007, 11:46
In Transformers related news, my G1 Dirge and Ramjet toys just came in the post, after I bought them on Ebay!

Check it:

Dirge

http://i9.ebayimg.com/02/i/000/a4/09/6355_1.JPG

http://tfarchive.com/toys/reviews/images/reiss_dirge_robot.jpg

Ramjet

http://i20.ebayimg.com/07/i/000/a4/08/43f9_1.JPG

http://members.wri.com/jeffb/transformers/Ramjet.jpg

Lovely collectors items. It's a good thing I got them before the Movie comes out. After that, prices are gonna just soar!

Ramjet looks slightly weared, but Dirge is in completely mint condition. I'll have fun renovating them.
Chumblywumbly
27-06-2007, 12:05
I would want to be an Autobot that turned into a Bucket Wheel Excavator. (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/6a/Bagger-garzweiler.jpg)
:eek:

Egads!

That's 'uuuuuuuge!
Loyal_ Patriots
27-06-2007, 15:27
Are there any that turn into Fighter Jets??????????? Tell me their name. :confused:
Minaris
27-06-2007, 15:31
Autobot- Jeep Hurricane
Decepticon- Tank or a fighter jet
Cannot think of a name
27-06-2007, 15:35
Are there any that turn into Fighter Jets??????????? Tell me their name. :confused:

There are three, I think. Starscream is the only one whose name I can think of, because he was the power grabber guy.

EDIT:
Ramjet and Thundercracker.

And the Autobot Jetfire which was a toy, which was really a fighter from Macross. Then Skyfire in the cartoon. And then something I don't actually remember because I'm pretty sure I wasn't watching anymore.
UN Protectorates
27-06-2007, 15:39
There are three, I think. Starscream is the only one whose name I can think of, because he was the power grabber guy.

Decepticon jets:
Starscream
Thundercracker
Skywarp
Thrust
Dirge
Ramjet
Blitzwing

Autobot jets:
Jetfire/Skyfire
Powerglide

Those are all the fighter jet transformers I can think of right now.
Cannot think of a name
27-06-2007, 15:42
Decepticon jets:
Starscream
Thundercracker
Skywarp
Thrust
Dirge
Ramjet
Blitzwing

Autobot jets:
Jetfire/Skyfire
Powerglide

Those are all the fighter jet transformers I can think of right now.

I was coming back to make a second edit and it turns out I still wouldn't have been complete.

But then I realized that he asked the question a few posts below pictures of two of the Decepticon jets, so...I don't know. I'm tired.
Bolol
27-06-2007, 16:18
I hope to see an advance screening on the 2nd of July...so I might just pop in afterwards and spoil it for the rest of you. :p

I am seeing the advance screening. I've got the tickets right in my hands, baby. :D

But, unlike this heretic, I would never think of spoiling a movie for you...SPOILER!!!





















In the 1986 movie, Optimus DIES!
JuNii
27-06-2007, 17:45
I would want to be an Autobot that turned into a Bucket Wheel Excavator. (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/6a/Bagger-garzweiler.jpg)

Or, since that would be ungodly slow (but make a good vehicle for a siege-weapon based Autobot), a Decepticon. Vehicle of choice?

The TU-160 Blackjack. (http://www.alphasim.co.uk/images/Premier%20pics/Tu-160_7.jpg) Owing to the name of the vehicle, he could have a bit of a gambling/rogueish theme to him. :DTransformers: Cybertron
Metroplex.

http://www.epicheroes.com/shop/images/transformers/cybertron_leader_metroplex.jpg

Yep... two robot modes... if you can call it that. one big, and one... bigger.
Decepticon jets:
Starscream
Thundercracker
Skywarp
Thrust
Dirge
Ramjet
Blitzwing

Autobot jets:
Jetfire/Skyfire
Powerglide

Those are all the fighter jet transformers I can think of right now.

Decepticons...
Dreadwing (Dreadwind and Darkwing)
Scourge
cyclonous

Autobots
Aerialbots (Slingshot/Skydive/Silverbolt/Fireflight/Air Raid)
some of the Technobots were jets
and there are others. it depends if you are talking Gen 1 or any.
Utracia
27-06-2007, 17:50
I only watched Beast Wars, I always found Cheetor to be amusing. I can think "that's what you get for being a stupid impulsive kid".

Much better than that killjoy ape Optimus.
Johnny B Goode
27-06-2007, 20:50
The new Transformers movie comes out nationwide in a week. To get into the spirit of things, I present to you the "Obligatory Transformers Thread", where you can:

- Reminisce about a childhood gone by
- Talk about your favorite character
- Argue which side is better
- Argue which series was better
- Argue whether or not this movie will be good
- AND MUCH MORE!

Also...just because I have to ask...

If you had the choice, which side, Autobots or Decepticons, would you choose? And branching off from that, what would you transform into (try to keep it consistant with the side you chose, i.e civilian ground vehicles for Autobots, government/military craft for Decepticons).

I would choose Autobots...and would transform into this (http://www.mini.lv/upload_pic/Krasas/CooperS/850_non_metallic_paintwork_pepper_white.jpg). I'd be deadly AND economical!

And yes...I realize how big of a gigantic nerd I look...and I don't give a shit! I'm going to the advance screening and I'm proud!

Dude, I really want to see that. I'm a young bastard, so I remember very little (maybe one episode of Energon when I was like eight or nine) I did watch Cybertron after school while it was on, for all that it's worth. I'd be an Autobot, either an ekranoplan, seaplane, or flying boat (Heavily armed).
Neo Undelia
27-06-2007, 20:53
I have one question.
Why is Micheal Bay using his name to advertise this movie? Does he think people like him?
JuNii
27-06-2007, 21:23
I have one question.
Why is Micheal Bay using his name to advertise this movie? Does he think people like him?

either that or he's making it clear who to blame...
Dryks Legacy
28-06-2007, 00:32
I have one question.
Why is Micheal Bay using his name to advertise this movie? Does he think people like him?

Apparently he's an arrogant jerk who likes bossing people around. Nobody seems to mind for some reason. :confused:
The Whitemane Gryphons
28-06-2007, 00:36
I only watched Beast Wars, I always found Cheetor to be amusing. I can think "that's what you get for being a stupid impulsive kid".

Much better than that killjoy ape Optimus.

I liked Beast Wars, though I probably read way too much into Cheetor's and Tigertron's relationship..

And then Airrazor had to come along and ruin that idea. xD
Zarakon
28-06-2007, 01:31
I liked Beast Wars, though I probably read way too much into Cheetor's and Tigertron's relationship..

And then Airrazor had to come along and ruin that idea. xD

I think you just upped the geekiness ante of this thread.
Vandal-Unknown
28-06-2007, 15:44
Seen the Transformer movie today,...

I can't stop smiling. That transform sound made me smile like an idiot.
UN Protectorates
30-06-2007, 22:11
OMG!

Check out the Official theme tune on Youtube:

It sucks! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRz2Z_BbyvQ&mode=related&search=)

Now compare it to this Awesome TF tune by Black Lab:

It's freakin' AWESOME! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcQuXAf0cKc)
Ghost Tigers Rise
30-06-2007, 22:13
OMG!

Check out the Official theme tune on Youtube:

It sucks! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRz2Z_BbyvQ&mode=related&search=)
*ears melt*

Now compare it to this Awesome TF tune by Black Lab:

It's freakin' AWESOME! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcQuXAf0cKc)

*ears melt in a good way*

The singing is kinda emo, but the music is fucking awesome!
Maldorians
30-06-2007, 22:20
Decepticons!

Guys, which was the deception tank? I <3 that guy...^_^
UN Protectorates
30-06-2007, 22:25
Decepticons!

Guys, which was the deception tank? I <3 that guy...^_^

Hmm... Are you talking about...

Blitzwing (G1)
Megatron (G2) (Armada)
Brawl (G1)
or
Demolisher (Armada) (Energon)?

Any of those names ring a bell?
Vandal-Unknown
30-06-2007, 23:13
Hmm... Are you talking about...

Blitzwing (G1)
Megatron (G2) (Armada)
Brawl (G1)
or
Demolisher (Armada) (Energon)?

Any of those names ring a bell?

The subtitle said "Devastator"... wha? I triple charged you to Brawl dammit! Oh... wait... that's Blitzwing.
JuNii
01-07-2007, 00:02
OMG!

Check out the Official theme tune on Youtube:

It sucks! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRz2Z_BbyvQ&mode=related&search=)

Now compare it to this Awesome TF tune by Black Lab:

It's freakin' AWESOME! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcQuXAf0cKc)

I preferre the theme by Lion (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fQ5YBcfhwo).
JuNii
01-07-2007, 00:06
Hmm... Are you talking about...

Blitzwing (G1)
Megatron (G2) (Armada)
Brawl (G1)
or
Demolisher (Armada) (Energon)?

Any of those names ring a bell?

wasn't there an Autobot tank also?

oh and for your... enjoyment (http://www.supermegatopia.com/tmbgr/index.htm)...
UN Protectorates
01-07-2007, 10:23
wasn't there an Autobot tank also?

oh and for your... enjoyment (http://www.supermegatopia.com/tmbgr/index.htm)...

Oh that was a good supplement for my daily dosage of chuckles, lol.
Christmahanikwanzikah
01-07-2007, 10:26
Wasn't the movie supposed to come out Independence day??

:confused:
JuNii
01-07-2007, 10:27
Wasn't the movie supposed to come out Independence day??

:confused:

yep.
UN Protectorates
01-07-2007, 10:28
Anyway. Two days to go for you lucky lucky Americans. British release is in about 25 days. Damnation!

Or should I say: "Open... Damnit, open!"
JuNii
01-07-2007, 10:56
http://www.supermegatopia.com/tmbgr/gallery/carwash.jpg
ahh.. that explains alot...

http://www.supermegatopia.com/tmbgr/gallery/gijoes.jpg
http://www.supermegatopia.com/tmbgr/gallery/sexyfriend.jpg
G.I. Joe and Transformers... the untold story.
Alexandrian Ptolemais
01-07-2007, 11:11
Has someone just succeeded in having a Time Machine? According to my calendar, the 7th of March occurred nearly four months ago
UN Protectorates
01-07-2007, 11:13
Has someone just succeeded in having a Time Machine? According to my calendar, the 7th of March occurred nearly four months ago

American dating system. Thier wierd like that.
JuNii
01-07-2007, 11:16
um... the 7th of march was a while ago.

It's the funny American date system.

3. 7. 7. doesn't look as cool.

Has someone just succeeded in having a Time Machine? According to my calendar, the 7th of March occurred nearly four months ago

American dating system. Thier wierd like that.

Wow... Deja Vu! :eek: :p