NationStates Jolt Archive


Your first kiss

The Blaatschapen
26-06-2007, 13:50
I dunno if that has been done before, but I just got the idea from the thread about pre-marital sex:

Yes.

My first kiss was much like an unpleasant cold shower during a hail storm at -25C standing in knee-deep powdery snow in worn winter garments.

So I was wondering how everybodys first kiss was like and where :)

Mine was in her room, sitting on a couch together, and in the background her tv was on showing a documentary of hitler.
Isidoor
26-06-2007, 13:56
We were both quite drunk (yay drink roulette), it was at a pool party, in the pool. I think i was wearing all this swimming/bathing equipment and i changed clothes next to a couple kissing, I think I might have ruined the atmosphere :p. It was kind of funny though.
The sad thing is that she was serious and to me it was just for fun.
Peepelonia
26-06-2007, 14:02
Can't remember it was sooooo long ago.
Smunkeeville
26-06-2007, 14:12
It was my 12th birthday and my mom took me and a few friends to a movie, including this guy that I was "dating" which meant that we hadn't been anywhere together in public yet because I met him and then we talked on the phone for like 7 hours a day for 6 months and then I invited him to my birthday party. We sat in the back, while the rest of my friends sat in the front to "give us privacy" and about 30 minutes into the movie, I get this creepy feeling and I look very discreetly and he is staring at me! and he continues to stare at me for like 15 more minutes, so I look directly at him and he says "hi" and I say "hi" and then he leans over and kissed me........and it was the most horrible kiss ever! I "dated" him for about 3 more years, and then he told me he was probably gay and I totally knew that the whole time, and so anyway, we "dated" into high school, which meant that I dated other people and he had secret boyfriends, but whenever he needed a female date for something I went. I even got to go to his Catholic school prom. Where everyone just assumed that we had been dating steady since middle school.......except for one of his friends that I actually did date at the time who was pissed that I didn't go with him.
Cabra West
26-06-2007, 14:14
In a lift in a hotel. It was rather exciting, though...
Dundee-Fienn
26-06-2007, 14:15
It was my 12th birthday and my mom took me and a few friends to a movie, including this guy that I was "dating" which meant that we hadn't been anywhere together in public yet because I met him and then we talked on the phone for like 7 hours a day for 6 months and then I invited him to my birthday party. We sat in the back, while the rest of my friends sat in the front to "give us privacy" and about 30 minutes into the movie, I get this creepy feeling and I look very discreetly and he is staring at me! and he continues to stare at me for like 15 more minutes, so I look directly at him and he says "hi" and I say "hi" and then he leans over and kissed me........and it was the most horrible kiss ever! I "dated" him for about 3 more years, and then he told me he was probably gay and I totally knew that the whole time, and so anyway, we "dated" into high school, which meant that I dated other people and he had secret boyfriends, but whenever he needed a female date for something I went. I even got to go to his Catholic school prom. Where everyone just assumed that we had been dating steady since middle school.......except for one of his friends that I actually did date at the time who was pissed that I didn't go with him.

Wow I've never known of someone whos first kiss resulted in them being someones 'beard'. Bravo
The Blaatschapen
26-06-2007, 14:18
We were both quite drunk (yay drink roulette), it was at a pool party, in the pool. I think i was wearing all this swimming/bathing equipment and i changed clothes next to a couple kissing, I think I might have ruined the atmosphere :p. It was kind of funny though.
The sad thing is that she was serious and to me it was just for fun.

That sounds more like my last kiss :D
Call to power
26-06-2007, 14:19
she had been eating something that had garlic that much I am certain :D

too this day the whiff of Garlic brings a grin which only a madman could imitate
Khadgar
26-06-2007, 14:20
Well in a rather juvenile game of truth or dare. She was actually a pretty good kisser. Sweet girl too, shame I wasn't straight.
The Blaatschapen
26-06-2007, 14:20
Well in a rather juvenile game of truth or dare. She was actually a pretty good kisser. Sweet girl too, shame I wasn't straight.

You're straight now? :p
Smunkeeville
26-06-2007, 14:22
Wow I've never known of someone whos first kiss resulted in them being someones 'beard'. Bravo

I was happy to do it, he was a really great person, besides, we looked good together and he would dance with me at weddings. I mostly used him when I needed a date for something important too because I knew he would behave himself and dress properly.

My mom was all worried about my "emotional state" throughout the whole thing, because she thinks that I made him gay with that kiss or something, I still haven't been able to explain to her that he was always gay, and I didn't break him.
Dundee-Fienn
26-06-2007, 14:24
My mom was all worried about my "emotional state" throughout the whole thing, because she thinks that I made him gay with that kiss or something, I still haven't been able to explain to her that he was always gay, and I didn't break him.

Your mum must have thought very highly of your kissing abilities if she thought you could turn a straight man gay.
Isidoor
26-06-2007, 14:28
That sounds more like my last kiss :D

the pool part or the drunk part or the part where she was serious and i wasn't?
ColaDrinkers
26-06-2007, 14:28
I wish I could participate in this thread. :(
Smunkeeville
26-06-2007, 14:30
Your mum must have thought very highly of your kissing abilities if she thought you could turn a straight man gay.

she thinks that gay people are gay because they are traumatized somehow, like it's some sort of psychological problem. she assumes I must have traumatized him. :rolleyes:

she also thinks that my lesbian friend was traumatized by some boy and that's why she had a crush on me in high school.
The Blaatschapen
26-06-2007, 14:31
the pool part or the drunk part or the part where she was serious and i wasn't?

Just the drunk kissing part :) It happens too often lately.... Luckily none were serious :)
The Blaatschapen
26-06-2007, 14:32
I wish I could participate in this thread. :(

Ahw :(

Here :fluffle:
Khadgar
26-06-2007, 14:34
You're straight now? :p

Absolutely! Pay no attention to the porn on my computer!
Hamilay
26-06-2007, 14:34
I wish I could participate in this thread. :(

Ehh, join the club.
ColaDrinkers
26-06-2007, 14:37
Ahw :(

Here :fluffle:
Thanks.
Ehh, join the club.
And, uh, thanks. I guess.
Smunkeeville
26-06-2007, 14:37
I wish I could participate in this thread. :(

first kisses are notoriously horrible, you should skip your first kiss and move on to your 2nd, or 5th. ;)
Compulsive Depression
26-06-2007, 14:39
I was at work, and a girl who'd joked about fancying me was leaving... I was bending over to do something, she walked through, I stood up to talk to her and... Well, it was a surprise. And it always makes me think of that scene from Alien, but in a good way.
Isidoor
26-06-2007, 14:40
Just the drunk kissing part :) It happens too often lately.... Luckily none were serious :)

yeah, i should kiss more girls when sober too.
Cabra West
26-06-2007, 14:40
first kisses are notoriously horrible, you should skip your first kiss and move on to your 2nd, or 5th. ;)

I guess I was lucky in that way. :D
First fuck however... ah, better to forget about it.
Dryks Legacy
26-06-2007, 14:46
I wish I could participate in this thread. :(

You just did. I wish I could participate in every thread :(
Call to power
26-06-2007, 14:47
I wish I could participate in this thread. :(

Ehh, join the club.

*molests* :fluffle:

what you need is a good kissing booth, though if your 35 paying for a kiss from a young girl is usually frowned upon...
Alemanni
26-06-2007, 14:48
Can I be part of the club, too?
Call to power
26-06-2007, 14:51
Can I be part of the club, too?

do you have $5?
The Blaatschapen
26-06-2007, 14:52
You just did. I wish I could participate in every thread :(

You're doing fine in achieving that goal though :p
Dryks Legacy
26-06-2007, 14:54
You're doing fine in achieving that goal though :p

If they're on a topic I don't want to write about and long I usually stay away. Sometimes I wander in, pick a random argument I don't like, attack it and wander out though.

do you have $5?

Bugger that, I'm going to start my own club with blackjack and hookers!
Alemanni
26-06-2007, 15:01
do you have $5?


[force persuade]I don't need five dollars. You want to let me join the club.[/fp]
Sorthern Northland
26-06-2007, 15:11
Party down by the river, a few beers, great fun and one of my mates tried getting into a fight with a swan before nearly falling in the river (I think anyway).
Call to power
26-06-2007, 15:15
Bugger that, I'm going to start my own club with blackjack and hookers!

pfft my imaginary club has D&D!

[force persuade]I don't need five dollars. You want to let me join the club.[/fp]

your mind games are no good, I have a small amount of Jewish in me :)
Alemanni
26-06-2007, 15:18
your mind games are no good, I have a small amount of Jewish in me :)

Well, in that case, I use my Flying Lightsaber of Doom+4™! Take that!
Leeladojie
26-06-2007, 15:18
Behind one of the bookshelves in the back of the Kent State Trumbull campus library. It felt a little weird at first, just the act of it I guess, but then I wanted to do it again.
Dryks Legacy
26-06-2007, 15:20
pfft my imaginary club has D&D!

I'm sold
Troglobites
26-06-2007, 15:26
my mom..... what?
Extreme Ironing
26-06-2007, 15:31
I wish I could participate in this thread. :(

Yup, me too. :(
Dryks Legacy
26-06-2007, 15:35
I'm guessing I'm the only one that wants to participate in this thread for the sake of participating, rather than the research it entails?
The Blaatschapen
26-06-2007, 15:36
I'm guessing I'm the only one that wants to participate in this thread for the sake of it?

Well, I'm also in, but it's drifting heavily offtopic :(
Ghost Tigers Rise
26-06-2007, 15:36
*shudders, tries to bury the memory*
Pure Metal
26-06-2007, 15:39
mine was with glitziness and it was a quick little tentative one that kinda brushed her lips on the way to her cheek.... in a hug :p it was sweeeeeeeeeet :)

but - as she is now dictating - it got more "exciting" later that day in the cinema..... he he hehehehehehehe ;)


excuse us, we're off to watch some star trek :D :p
Veecom
26-06-2007, 15:56
mine was in the middle of a park with a lesbian (i'm male btw) during a drunken game of spin the bottle ...

at first i thought that this was maybe not the greatest thing to have done, and its ruined any chance of good first memories of my first kiss, but now i think its a cool thing to say if someone asks ;)
Dryks Legacy
26-06-2007, 15:57
mine was in the middle of a park with a lesbian (i'm male btw) during a drunken game of spin the bottle ...

at first i thought that this was maybe not the greatest thing to have done, and its ruined any chance of good first memories of my first kiss, but now i think its a cool thing to say if someone asks ;)

It also makes for a pretty interesting first post
Arkstahl
26-06-2007, 17:22
Mine was long ago, and I may be getting instances confused... can't remember which was first. But the one "legit" first kiss I remember was a "truth or dare" game like someone else on this thread described.
Veecom
28-06-2007, 16:58
It also makes for a pretty interesting first post

It sure does :D
Darknovae
28-06-2007, 17:12
For a kissing thread, there is a surprising lack of fluffles.

Anyway.. :fluffle::fluffle::fluffle::fluffle:
Dinaverg
28-06-2007, 17:34
It's...uh...A work in progress. Yeah, that's it. >_>
Dryks Legacy
28-06-2007, 17:37
It's...uh...A work in progress. Yeah, that's it. >_>

Join the club we've got D&D... apparently
Naturality
28-06-2007, 19:03
In front of the the skating rink as everyone was going home. It was awkward and he kissed like a .. well not sure what to compare it to.. but he went in really fast circles with his tongue hehe. We were both 12 or 13 iirc.
Zabota
28-06-2007, 19:16
Let's see, I was in fourth grade [oh, so young] and we were all playing truth or dare. I got dared to kiss him, and I was fine with that, because I had a HUGE crush on him. So we kissed. And he kissed like a sloppy lizard. It was the worst kiss I've ever had.
I V Stalin
28-06-2007, 19:28
I choose to not remember anything I did with my first girlfriend...so my first kiss would be an exceptionally bad memory I don't want to go into.

Suffice to say it was with my current girlfriend a year before we were going out and while she was still in a (then 2.5-year old) relationship and caused things between us to be...bad...for a couple of months after that.
Kiryu-shi
28-06-2007, 20:01
It was on the empty roof of a fancy Manhattan apartment building, around fourty stories above ground. We were overlooking most of Manhattan on one side, and the East river and Queens on the other. It was really nice. :)
Jello Biafra
28-06-2007, 20:38
Well in a rather juvenile game of truth or dare. She was actually a pretty good kisser. Sweet girl too, shame I wasn't straight.Same here.
Nationalian
28-06-2007, 20:53
It's...uh...A work in progress. Yeah, that's it. >_>

At least it's in progress for you, it's not even planned yet for me
Johnny B Goode
28-06-2007, 20:57
I wouldn't know, I haven't had mine. Ilie gave me some advice on how to do it, but nothing ever happened.
Dinaverg
28-06-2007, 21:00
At least it's in progress for you, it's not even planned yet for me

To be fair, it's been 'in progress' for the past five or so years.
Dryks Legacy
29-06-2007, 04:02
At least it's in progress for you, it's not even planned yet for me

Probability of failure has been deemed far too high for current state. Any and all planning is on hold.
Andaluciae
29-06-2007, 04:07
It was at three in the morning, after having watched the film American Beauty.

It was kinda nice, actually. Quite a tender moment.
Alexandrian Ptolemais
29-06-2007, 04:11
Luckily for me, I have not had a first kiss, so there is no story to tell

NEXT......
Thumbless Pete Crabbe
29-06-2007, 04:12
Never attempted it - posting on internet forums is as friendly as I get without pharmaceuticals involved. :p

However, I must say: "first kiss" is, in fact, on my list entitled "Things to do Before I Die" somewhere between "Build a Birdhouse" and "See the Grand Canyon." :p
New Brittonia
29-06-2007, 04:34
This thread makes me depressed
Troglobites
29-06-2007, 04:35
Never attempted it - posting on internet forums is as friendly as I get without pharmaceuticals involved. :p

However, I must say: "first kiss" is, in fact, on my list entitled "Things to do Before I Die" somewhere between "Build a Birdhouse" and "See the Grand Canyon." :p

I have accomplished something!:D
Thumbless Pete Crabbe
29-06-2007, 04:37
I have accomplished something!:D

Ugh. Damned over-achievers. :p
New Brittonia
29-06-2007, 04:50
Ugh. Damned over-achievers. :p

I hate them
Cannot think of a name
29-06-2007, 05:26
I had been backing into my relationship with my first girlfriend in really the most ass manner possible. I honestly didn't deserve to go out with her.

We had been holding hands and hugging and I was doing my level best to act like that was 'normal.'

Fuck I was lame.

Anyway, I thought she was going in to hug me after she said there was something she wanted to do so I moved my head and she almost missed my mouth.

I was surprised, stunned, and extraordinarily pleased. But of course I didn't know what to do (kiss her back you colossal horses ass...) so I just held her really really tight for a really really long time. Then went down the stairs got in my car and drove away.

I got halfway down the street, turned around and came back, sat in my car for a while, then came back to her door, and as soon as we where alone I finally kissed her back.

And realized that I liked her very much, and I was very lucky.

I was a touch bitter when we broke up, but I'm way older now and I'm glad for the time I had.

And have, but thats a different story.
Minaris
29-06-2007, 05:27
Ugh. Damned over-achievers. :p

Make the rest of us look pathetic. :mad:

:p
New Brittonia
29-06-2007, 05:30
Make the rest of us look pathetic. :mad:

:p

you never been kissed?
Cannot think of a name
29-06-2007, 05:35
Never attempted it - posting on internet forums is as friendly as I get without pharmaceuticals involved. :p

However, I must say: "first kiss" is, in fact, on my list entitled "Things to do Before I Die" somewhere between "Build a Birdhouse" and "See the Grand Canyon." :p

Reasons that you should be thankful forums aren't done in person-

Because right now your first kiss story would suddenly become "some big hairy dude I barely know just grabbed me by the face and laid a big sloppy man kiss on me."
AnarchyeL
29-06-2007, 05:40
My first kiss was also my first date... and also my first time to both first and second "bases." ;)

She was a TERRIBLE kisser, which I didn't realize at the time because it was my first kiss. She shoved her whole tongue in my mouth and swished it around like she was stabbing a spear at fish in a bowl.

For maybe two years, I just thought that's how people kissed... so I was a really bad kisser, too!!
Neo Undelia
29-06-2007, 05:45
excuse us, we're off to watch some star trek :D :p
Ahh, to be young and in love.
This thread makes me depressed
Buck up. There are plenty of other enjoyable things in life that your crippling anti-social tendencies and/or horrific appearance won't interfere with.
Gens Romae
29-06-2007, 05:49
I'll tell y'all when it happens. I'm almost 19, and it still has yet to happen.
New Brittonia
29-06-2007, 05:50
Ahh, to be young and in love.

Buck up. There are plenty of other enjoyable things in life that your crippling anti-social tendencies and/or horrific appearance won't interfere with.

uhhh. . . . .
Minaris
29-06-2007, 05:51
you never been kissed?

I was quoting the overachiever part. I didn't apply my comment retroactively beyond there.
Hamberry
29-06-2007, 05:52
you never been kissed?

Joining in with Hamilay here, I haven't either. *Sighs*
*Wanders off to find NS Pub thread and have a couple beers*
Minaris
29-06-2007, 05:53
Joining in with Hamilay here, I haven't either. *Sighs*
*Wanders off to find NS Pub thread and have a couple beers*

Hey, where IS that thread?

*Contemplates joining*
Slywolfe
29-06-2007, 05:54
My first kiss took place 22 years ago. It was actually a game of truth or dare. I was totally into her, so it was a great experience. Unfortunately, we never dated.

In February, 2007, we got back in touch via MySpace, of all places. She was living in California, and I was in Michigan. She moved in with me a few months later, and we are discussing marriage and a family.

Life sure does throw a few curveballs now and then. I'm glad it did then, and I'm certainly glad it is now.

:D
Hamberry
29-06-2007, 05:55
My first kiss took place 22 years ago. It was actually a game of truth or dare. I was totally into her, so it was a great experience. Unfortunately, we never dated.

In February, 2007, we got back in touch via MySpace, of all places. She was living in California, and I was in Michigan. She moved in with me a few months later, and we are discussing marriage and a family.

Life sure does throw a few curveballs now and then. I'm glad it did then, and I'm certainly glad it is now.

:D
That certainly is one hell of a curveball. Best of luck to ya :D
Slywolfe
29-06-2007, 05:56
Thanks, Hamberry!
Amarenthe
29-06-2007, 05:58
My first kiss... well. Depends on which one you mean. The first time there was ever any lip-to-lip contact involved (which really, it doesn't count at all, because it was horrid and I immediately ran inside and called my best friend to scream about how much I don't know about kissing), or the first time I honestly kissed a boy. They were only three days apart.

The former occured in my boyfriend's car the night he asked me out. He dropped me off (we worked together), and leant over, and I swear I froze and thought: "Oh shit. He's going to kiss me. Shit. Shitshitshit. RUUUUUUUUUN."

So I sorta smacked my lips together in the general direction of his, opened the door, and bolted to my front door like packs of ravaging wolves were chasing me.

My second kiss, my *real* first kiss (I insist to myself), occured on his couch in the upstairs games room. He sat down, and I could just tell from the look in his eyes that he was going to kiss me. I paused, thought, "Okay, just don't run this time," and let him kiss me... and then realised it wasn't so scary after all, and kissed him right back. We proceeded to make out for the next... four hours. So apparently, we liked what we discovered. ;)

Anyway, that was a couple years ago, and I'm still with the guy. I haven't scared him off yet.
MrWho
29-06-2007, 06:02
I actually don't remember if I had a first kiss or not. I remember there was a girl I like when I was little, but I'm not sure if she ever kissed me.
Greater Trostia
29-06-2007, 06:34
My first kiss was awkward. It was for lol.

I got better.
Neo Undelia
29-06-2007, 06:37
uhhh. . . . .

A joke. More or less.
Kyronea
29-06-2007, 08:07
I dunno if that has been done before, but I just got the idea from the thread about pre-marital sex:



So I was wondering how everybodys first kiss was like and where :)

Mine was in her room, sitting on a couch together, and in the background her tv was on showing a documentary of hitler.

Hmm...

Well, I usually don't like to think about it, as my first real kiss was with a horrifying heart-breaking bitch who used me for three years before I finally figured it out and dumped her. (And then she has the gall to go hacking into all of my online stuff at the time...deleting all of my stories on FFNet(very poor crap, so nothing really lost there) and messing with my e-mail account, locking me out of it completely, and pulling other shit.)
Weh Ist Mich
29-06-2007, 08:54
I'll tell y'all when it happens. I'm almost 19, and it still has yet to happen.
Hey that's okay, my first kiss happened when I was 19. After my first date, both her and I hung out at her parent's house. We were sitting in the living room when her parents left. I turned to her and without thinking I just dove in and gave her one. She said that I was really good for a noobie.
The Whitemane Gryphons
29-06-2007, 10:17
I dunno if that has been done before, but I just got the idea from the thread about pre-marital sex:



So I was wondering how everybodys first kiss was like and where :)

Mine was in her room, sitting on a couch together, and in the background her tv was on showing a documentary of hitler.

The first minute me and Richard were alone together. I wasn't quite sure what to expect from that day, and I was going to take things slow, but he just leaned in and gave me a long kiss.

I was surprised at first, but I liked it. :D
North Edinburgh
29-06-2007, 10:21
I wish I could participate in this thread. :(

;) subscribe to the thread and wait. Then you can share when you get the chance :fluffle: Just don't worry and don't rush.

For me, well I was 15 and that was about 300 moons ago. She was to be my gf for the next 2½ years. I remember heart-stopping panic....

Oh God! We're kissing! Am I doing this right? Holy sh*t, I don't believe it, we're kissing! Does my breath smell? Do I breathe now? When do I stop? If I stop to breathe will we restart? Wow I have a huge stiffy. What do I do now?

The second kiss was better, less stressful.
Dryks Legacy
29-06-2007, 10:28
For me, well I was 15 and that was about 300 moons ago. She was to be my gf for the next 2½ years.

Considering that you should be doing for to dispel our cynicism. Although there is nothing that's going to change my mind. <- the best part about making a statement like this is knowing that it's win-win if life decides to prove me wrong.
North Edinburgh
29-06-2007, 10:38
Considering that you should be doing for to dispel our cynicism.

*waves magic wand and casts Dispel Cynicism*

It was fun. We had lots of 'firsts' :D If I weren't married to someone else I'd happily give her another go.

Relax. Don't panic. Remember that s/he'll probably feel as awkward as you do and that it's not a competition between you and them or between you and their previous kissers (if any). Just enjoy the moment.
Jello Biafra
29-06-2007, 11:11
Reasons that you should be thankful forums aren't done in person-

Because right now your first kiss story would suddenly become "some big hairy dude I barely know just grabbed me by the face and laid a big sloppy man kiss on me."I don't know that I'd be quite so rough, but yeah, I'd probably kiss most people complaining about never being kissed.
Or were you referring to yourself? ;)
Kanabia
29-06-2007, 18:21
Haven't yet. Too old to start now :P
Chumblywumbly
29-06-2007, 18:24
Haven't yet. Too old to start now :P
Awww.

*snogs Kanabia*

My first kiss was in Bristo Square in Edinburgh, and I was subsequently told I was "doing it wrong". :p
Kanabia
29-06-2007, 18:25
Awww.

*snogs Kanabia*


I was supposed to quit this place! /flee! :P
Neo Bretonnia
29-06-2007, 18:44
I was 16 and had just met this girl that morning at some kind of Evangelical church thing for kids. We hung out all afternoon afterward and it finally happened that evening outside in front of her house.

I wish I could say it was a good one, but I guess at the time it didn't matter because I had no basis for comparison ;)
Chumblywumbly
29-06-2007, 19:03
I was supposed to quit this place! /flee! :P
*follows, tongue-a-flappin*
Skaladora
29-06-2007, 19:09
My first kiss was with my first boyfriend. We had been going out and dating for a couple of weeks, and I was all "OMG, when the phuck are you going to wake up and kiss me?" because even though he was my first, I wasn't his.

I ended up being tired of waiting after him, so one day we were at his home, just listening to music in his room, and I leaned down, took him into my arms, and kissed him straight on the lips. I'm the one who had bring the tongue in, as well.

*sigh* Good times. Wish I had a boyfriend at the moment, it's been entirely too long since I last kissed a nice guy passionately.
Darknovae
29-06-2007, 19:20
This is very shocking. A thread all about kissing, and only 4 fluffles... all of them from me. Wha'ts with the lack of fluffles!?
:fluffle: <--- 5th one!
Imperial isa
29-06-2007, 19:30
This is very shocking. A thread all about kissing, and only 4 fluffles... all of them from me. Wha'ts with the lack of fluffles!?
:fluffle: <--- 5th one!

:eek: :fluffle:

first kiss mm was a long time ago
The Blaatschapen
29-06-2007, 19:48
My first kiss was with my first boyfriend. We had been going out and dating for a couple of weeks, and I was all "OMG, when the phuck are you going to wake up and kiss me?" because even though he was my first, I wasn't his.

I ended up being tired of waiting after him, so one day we were at his home, just listening to music in his room, and I leaned down, took him into my arms, and kissed him straight on the lips. I'm the one who had bring the tongue in, as well.

*sigh* Good times. Wish I had a boyfriend at the moment, it's been entirely too long since I last kissed a nice guy passionately.

ASL? :p
Darknovae
29-06-2007, 19:56
:eek: :fluffle:

first kiss mm was a long time ago

Yay! Fluffle spam! :fluffle:

mine was like a year ago... it sucked. I wish somebody would tell all teenage guys that tongues while kissing are gross, and no girl (that I know of) has ever enjoyed that. :mad:
Imperial isa
29-06-2007, 20:09
Yay! Fluffle spam! :fluffle:

mine was like a year ago... it sucked. I wish somebody would tell all teenage guys that tongues while kissing are gross, and no girl (that I know of) has ever enjoyed that. :mad:

:fluffle:
well i can't recall what my first was like :(
Darknovae
29-06-2007, 20:10
:fluffle:
well i can't recall what my first was like :(

Why :(? if it's your first it's probably better not to recall it :p
Skaladora
29-06-2007, 20:12
ASL? :p

24 years-old male, living in Québec city, Canada. Currently attending university on a IT major. I take it you're interested in some mutually satisfying cuddling? :fluffle:
The Blaatschapen
29-06-2007, 20:22
24 years-old male, living in Québec city, Canada. Currently attending university on a IT major. I take it you're interested in some mutually satisfying cuddling? :fluffle:

Sure, here :fluffle:
Imperial isa
29-06-2007, 20:26
Why :(? if it's your first it's probably better not to recall it :p

you know how old i'am that's why i can't recall it :(
North Edinburgh
09-07-2007, 23:40
**Bump**

anyone else care to share?
:fluffle:
Johnny B Goode
09-07-2007, 23:48
My first kiss was with my first boyfriend. We had been going out and dating for a couple of weeks, and I was all "OMG, when the phuck are you going to wake up and kiss me?" because even though he was my first, I wasn't his.

I ended up being tired of waiting after him, so one day we were at his home, just listening to music in his room, and I leaned down, took him into my arms, and kissed him straight on the lips. I'm the one who had bring the tongue in, as well.

*sigh* Good times. Wish I had a boyfriend at the moment, it's been entirely too long since I last kissed a nice guy passionately.

Well, I've gone without one for 13 years.
Cannot think of a name
09-07-2007, 23:54
I don't know that I'd be quite so rough, but yeah, I'd probably kiss most people complaining about never being kissed.
Or were you referring to yourself? ;)

Nope, complainers would all get a big hairy man-kiss, Bugs Bunny style.
Rasselas
10-07-2007, 00:42
I was on holiday at Centre Parks and I kissed a guy at the cheesy disco thing. My best mate got really upset because I had my first kiss before her :confused:
Sominium Effectus
10-07-2007, 00:44
Mine...uh....might be before the end of the week, if things keep going the way they are now. (I'm fourteen.)
Hamberry
10-07-2007, 00:45
Well, I've gone without one for 13 years.
I've gone without for 16. Where's my prize?
Johnny B Goode
10-07-2007, 00:53
I've gone without for 16. Where's my prize?

I don't know. I haven't gotten one either.
Ifreann
10-07-2007, 01:16
Twas some game of truth or dare when I was....eh...I don't remember. 13 or 14 maybe. Was meh.
Ilie
10-07-2007, 02:15
My first kiss was with my first* boyfriend Jason Hooter in 8th grade. We agreed to try kissing for real, and we both had our mouths REALLY open and it was slobbery and terrible. I don't think we did it again.

* It is possible that my first boyfriend was actually Dominic Burgess when I was 10, when we lived in Yorkshire, UK. Please let me know if you find him, I'd like to try kissing him for real this time. ;)
Johnny B Goode
10-07-2007, 02:23
My first kiss was with my first* boyfriend Jason Hooter in 8th grade. We agreed to try kissing for real, and we both had our mouths REALLY open and it was slobbery and terrible. I don't think we did it again.

* It is possible that my first boyfriend was actually Dominic Burgess when I was 10, when we lived in Yorkshire, UK. Please let me know if you find him, I'd like to try kissing him for real this time. ;)

Well, I know this British guy called Dominic on TT-Forums, but he's passionately in love (and it's not you), and his gf is equally in love with him.
Ilie
10-07-2007, 03:03
Well, I know this British guy called Dominic on TT-Forums, but he's passionately in love (and it's not you), and his gf is equally in love with him.

That's okay, I'm passionately in love myself, and it's probably not him anyway. I do wish I could catch up with my old friends from school in Glasshouses though. That was a wonderful part of my life.
North Edinburgh
10-07-2007, 15:39
My first kiss was with my first* boyfriend Jason Hooter in 8th grade. We agreed to try kissing for real, and we both had our mouths REALLY open and it was slobbery and terrible. I don't think we did it again.

* It is possible that my first boyfriend was actually Dominic Burgess when I was 10, when we lived in Yorkshire, UK. Please let me know if you find him, I'd like to try kissing him for real this time. ;)

You neglect to tell us how old Dominic should be but here are some

One in IT recycling
http://www.crn.org.uk/publications/research/info2.shtml
One in TV production
http://uk.castingcallpro.com/view.php?uid=111517
Possibly the same one in
http://www.edfilmfest.org.uk/download.php?doc=17 (big pdf)
One in acting (Dr Who :cool:)
http://www.gallifreyone.com/news-archives.php?id=3-2005

Seek! Find! Kiss! (and tell us about it ;))
North Edinburgh
10-07-2007, 15:40
That's okay, I'm passionately in love myself, and it's probably not him anyway. I do wish I could catch up with my old friends from school in Glasshouses though. That was a wonderful part of my life.

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2263682089

Glasshouses, Harrogate...
Ilie
10-07-2007, 21:41
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2263682089

Glasshouses, Harrogate...

Ho-ly shit. The future is now.

Thank you! <3
Ilie
10-07-2007, 21:45
You neglect to tell us how old Dominic should be but here are some

One in IT recycling
http://www.crn.org.uk/publications/research/info2.shtml
One in TV production
http://uk.castingcallpro.com/view.php?uid=111517
Possibly the same one in
http://www.edfilmfest.org.uk/download.php?doc=17 (big pdf)
One in acting (Dr Who :cool:)
http://www.gallifreyone.com/news-archives.php?id=3-2005

Seek! Find! Kiss! (and tell us about it ;))

Well, Dominic would be between 24 and 26 by now, and his last name is Burgess. Thanks!
Johnny B Goode
10-07-2007, 21:58
Wow. Shit happens.
Siap
10-07-2007, 22:05
My first one was kind of boring. (Behind some apartments near the school)

The most recent one was in her apartment on the couch while watching a tv show about a serial killer.
Terrorist Cakes
10-07-2007, 22:25
Still waiting. :(
Ifreann
10-07-2007, 22:26
Still waiting. :(

Awwww :fluffle:
Terrorist Cakes
10-07-2007, 22:28
I've gone without for 16. Where's my prize?

17.5!

And this is me:
http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i80/TerroristCakes/DSCN0021.jpg
Ifreann
10-07-2007, 22:32
You're too [generic compliment re:looks] to have yet to be kissed.

You're also too illegal for me to compliment properly >.> <.<



Damned NSA, always watching me
Philosopy
10-07-2007, 22:35
You're too [generic compliment re:looks] to have yet to be kissed.

You're also too illegal for me to compliment properly >.> <.<



Damned NSA, always watching me

Smooth. :p

She's very pretty, and will be far better off waiting for the right person than beating herself up over not having done it with people she won't even remember in a few years time.

Actually, I think you had the right approach. Compliments from random strangers sound a little creepy.
Ifreann
10-07-2007, 22:40
Smooth. :p
Just call me Smoove (http://www.theonion.com/content/columnists/view/smoove)

She's very pretty, and will be far better off waiting for the right person than beating herself up over not having done it with people she won't even remember in a few years time.
I concur. Good first kiss>early first kiss

Actually, I think you had the right approach. Compliments from random strangers sound a little creepy.

Damn right. I gots skillz.
Hamberry
10-07-2007, 22:42
Smooth. :p

She's very pretty, and will be far better off waiting for the right person than beating herself up over not having done it with people she won't even remember in a few years time.

Actually, I think you had the right approach. Compliments from random strangers sound a little creepy.
Another thing that's creepy is that almost looks like my local Wal-Mart in the background.
Philosopy
10-07-2007, 22:43
Another thing that's creepy is that almost looks like my local Wal-Mart in the background.

Well, it's possible you're from the same area. I hear Canada is quite a small place.
Ifreann
10-07-2007, 22:43
Another thing that's creepy is that almost looks like my local Wal-Mart in the background.

Does this call for a [your part of canada] NS meet?
Terrorist Cakes
10-07-2007, 22:44
Another thing that's creepy is that almost looks like my local Wal-Mart in the background.

Except it's actually Chapters. Don't let the shopping cart fool you!
Darknovae
10-07-2007, 22:50
Wow. Shit happens.

Really?
Johnny B Goode
10-07-2007, 22:52
Really?

You've obviously never seen Forrest Gump.
Hamberry
10-07-2007, 22:56
Except it's actually Chapters. Don't let the shopping cart fool you!
Well that's even funnier. And what's an NS meet?
Yootopia
10-07-2007, 22:57
17.5!
Fair gutted for you, but to be honest, they're slightly over-rated anyway ;)
Telesha
10-07-2007, 23:06
19, my now-wife
Sel Appa
10-07-2007, 23:24
Has not yet happened. :(
North Edinburgh
11-07-2007, 08:49
You're too [generic compliment re:looks] to have yet to be kissed.

You're also too illegal for me to compliment properly >.> <.<



Damned NSA, always watching me

17.5 illegal?

The age of consent is 15 in Denmark and 16 in the UK (and many other European nations) . Certainly 17.5 is old enough to decide whether or not you fancy kissing someone.
Carisbrooke
11-07-2007, 09:11
I don't remember my first kiss, at ALL...am I some kind of freak? How come you all remember that? I remember the first time I had sex and it was rubbish. He thought it was great, I was like 'is that it?'

I think it's cute that people remember their first kiss :fluffle:
Hamberry
11-07-2007, 09:13
Is it just me, or does everyone's first time (sex) seem to be awful? Can't say I've read a good story yet..
Anthil
11-07-2007, 10:55
In her room, on her bed and no one else at home. I didn't quite love or even like her particularly. It was just curiosity. I remember her rather salty taste and definitely being put down by the smell of her saliva. We didn't go any further than feeling each other up some. I was told afterwards she was a real cock freak and very disappointed with me. So far for my lover's image at school. I amply made up for it later, though. ;)
Ifreann
11-07-2007, 12:02
Well that's even funnier. And what's an NS meet?
A mutual stalking event.
17.5 illegal?

The age of consent is 15 in Denmark and 16 in the UK (and many other European nations) . Certainly 17.5 is old enough to decide whether or not you fancy kissing someone.

I'm not in Denmark, or the UK, and the interwebs are full of cops.
Kashmiriren
11-07-2007, 13:44
Has not yet happened. :(
*convincing pat on back*

age 13. not very exciting. just a peck.
Voltarien
11-07-2007, 14:19
Well, my first kiss was when I was fourteen.
He was a couple of years older than me, from france, and we were taking a walk down by the canal in Gothenburg, Sweden after having a coffe together on our date.
As far as I remember he tasted like a bit like the cigarettes he was smoking and the whole experience was rather nice, and he was really cute.


Hi everybody btw, This is my first post.
The Blaatschapen
11-07-2007, 15:47
Nice first post :) Welcome to the forums :)
Remote Observer
11-07-2007, 15:56
Mine was in her room, sitting on a couch together, and in the background her tv was on showing a documentary of hitler.

And now you love it when she wears that SS uniform...
Longhaul
11-07-2007, 15:57
We were both 14. She was the first person I'd ever had a serious crush on. Queen were on the TV singing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" (it was during the Live Aid concert) and I thought it was the greatest thing ever.

We went out for 6 months until she emigrated to Hong Kong with her family, which was pretty hard, but I still don't regret any of it. :)
The Blaatschapen
11-07-2007, 16:01
And now you love it when she wears that SS uniform...

Actually, no... We're not together anymore :)
Gift-of-god
11-07-2007, 16:33
You guys are so cute. I wish I could give you all a big smooch!
GreaterPacificNations
11-07-2007, 18:19
Hey, actually, my first kiss is kinda stylised. It was in the Australian scrub, miles away from civilisation, on a hollow eucalyptus tree log, over looking a wild valley and the macquarie river, right on dusk.

Heh. Never thought about it that way (In my memory it was simply 'with Catherine on the property').
Infinite Revolution
11-07-2007, 18:28
i got lunged at and pinned against the wall by a girl on a mission. i was on my way out the door to leave the party and then didn't leave for another 20 minutes. i don't actually remember cuz i was rather drunk but she probably tasted of vomit and cigarettes. i was 16 then and i can't remember what the next kiss i got was like.
Akihara
11-07-2007, 18:41
Okay, judging by the posts in this forum, I need to get drunk and play truth or dare. Got it.

/get booze
/get beer
/get ye flask

Darn NationStates forums. It won't let me get ye flask!
GreaterPacificNations
11-07-2007, 18:54
See, you just put a 'k' in your first post.
Darknovae
11-07-2007, 21:05
You've obviously never seen Forrest Gump.

What does Forrest Gump have to do with it?
Johnny B Goode
11-07-2007, 21:52
What does Forrest Gump have to do with it?

Crappy reenactment of the "shit happens" scene (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZKPYL11Mrg)
Kinda Sensible people
11-07-2007, 22:03
I was 13, she was 14. It was some juvenile game of spin the bottle at a different girl's house. I was actually a bit of an ass about it, but what's done is done. It wasn't really a real kiss anyway (haven't had one of those yet).

She ended up getting a tumor in her brain and she dropped out of school in 11th grade. I never found out what happened to her.
Siap
11-07-2007, 22:06
Okay, judging by the posts in this forum, I need to get drunk and play truth or dare. Got it.

/get booze
/get beer
/get ye flask

Darn NationStates forums. It won't let me get ye flask!

Getting drunk is like making your life a Limited Liability Corporation, in that its much easier to pass off your actions as just being drunk.

When I get drunk enough, I will hit on anything. I hit on unattractive girls, other guys, dogs, etc. One time I put my arm around a bed post and started making out with it. Once people realize that you are 'that kind of drunk', you make out with someone and if they don't like it, just act like it didn't happen the next day.
Layarteb
11-07-2007, 22:10
This cute California girl at a resort in the summer before 9th grade behind the rec center :).
Darknovae
11-07-2007, 22:22
Crappy reenactment of the "shit happens" scene (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZKPYL11Mrg)

:confused:

What does that have to do with anything?
Lorkhan
11-07-2007, 22:34
It was in 3rd grade. There was a girl. I liked her. We were outside during recess. I leaned in and kissed her. She slapped me in the face. It was pretty wonderful.
Johnny B Goode
11-07-2007, 23:39
:confused:

What does that have to do with anything?

He invented the phrase "Shit happens."
The Grendels
11-07-2007, 23:47
The kissing was great. It was the planning out the rest of our lives together afterwards that was a bit much. It's a bit better when you're with someone more than two weeks before they want more of a relationship.
Gataway
12-07-2007, 00:21
3rd grade...first innocent kiss...between 6th-7th made out for the first time...wasn't bad..but I dont particularly care for kissing..I'd rather skip that part and go straight on to more interesting things