NationStates Jolt Archive


Lazy people of the world rejoice!

Barringtonia
26-06-2007, 07:52
Can someone do a better thread with polls and whatnot cos I can't be bothered

At his prompting, a reporter did simple calculations in her head, and the train sprang forward — apparently indicating activity in the brain's frontal cortex, which handles problem solving.

Activating that region of the brain — by doing sums or singing a song — is what makes the train run, according to Utsugi. When one stops the calculations, the train stops, too.

Fine, trains on brains but wait, it gets better...

Although brain-machine interface technology has traditionally focused on medical uses, makers like Hitachi and Japanese automaker Honda Motor Co. have been racing to refine the technology for commercial application.

Hitachi's scientists are set to develop a brain TV remote controller letting users turn a TV on and off or switch channels by only thinking.

No longer will we have to watch a truly awful program simply because the remote is out of our reach and no one's around to hand it to us. Almost beats the invention of the remote for not having to get off the sofa and change the channel manually.

There's some guff about 'medical uses' and such but you can skip through that.

Link. (http://news.yahoo.com:80/s/ap/20070622/ap_on_hi_te/japan_brain_remote)
Thumbless Pete Crabbe
26-06-2007, 07:56
Neat! :)

Also, I think your thread is just fine - probably doesn't need any extra bells and whistles. ;)
Anti-Social Darwinism
26-06-2007, 08:01
Can someone do a better thread with polls and whatnot cos I can't be bothered



Fine, trains on brains but wait, it gets better...



No longer will we have to watch a truly awful program simply because the remote is out of our reach and no one's around to hand it to us. Almost beats the invention of the remote for not having to get off the sofa and change the channel manually.

There's some guff about 'medical uses' and such but you can skip through that.

Link. (http://news.yahoo.com:80/s/ap/20070622/ap_on_hi_te/japan_brain_remote)

If I fall asleep during the show, will it turn off or change the channel to golf?
Barringtonia
26-06-2007, 08:03
If I fall asleep during the show, will it turn off or change the channel to golf?

Most likely it will switch to the porn channel :eek:
MrWho
26-06-2007, 08:04
That's pretty awesome, but I'd rather go with what I always do...getting my brother to change the channel. Having him do the work for me is a reward in itself.
Thumbless Pete Crabbe
26-06-2007, 08:04
Most likely it will switch to the porn channel :eek:

What, golf isn't exciting? :p
Thumbless Pete Crabbe
26-06-2007, 08:06
That's pretty awesome, but I'd rather go with what I always do...getting my brother to change the channel. Having him do the work for me is a reward in itself.

You could have him make you a sandwich instead, maybe? :p
Barringtonia
26-06-2007, 08:06
What, golf isn't exciting? :p

It may be but ASD dreams solely of porn.
Thumbless Pete Crabbe
26-06-2007, 08:12
It may be but ASD dreams solely of porn.

Oh. I see. :p
MrWho
26-06-2007, 08:20
You could have him make you a sandwich instead, maybe? :p

He'd hand just hand me 2 pieces of bread and a frozen meatball. Can't have everything.:)
Thumbless Pete Crabbe
26-06-2007, 08:23
He'd hand just hand me 2 pieces of bread and a frozen meatball. Can't have everything.:)

Yeah, that doesn't sound too appetizing. :p