Riding Your Bike
Dundee-Fienn
26-06-2007, 00:44
http://www.sundaymail.co.uk/news/tm_headline=accused---of-having-sex-with-his-bike--&method=full&objectid=19347288&siteid=64736-name_page.html
I couldn't help but laugh at this. So which do you prefer? Cuddling or this?
Ugh, the sunday mail. They would have a story like this. Sex related and not even nearly news worthy.
Dundee-Fienn
26-06-2007, 00:50
Honestly I can't even imagine how you go about simulating sex with your bike
OK, so I can imagine how some of the other things listed there might be bordering on the illegal, but how can it be an offence to simulate sex with a bike?
Callang Provinces
26-06-2007, 00:52
UH... Uh........... thats so good.......... You're a bad bike aren't you.........
Oh! Shi.........., this ain't what it looks like, I swear it ain't what it looks like!
New Manvir
26-06-2007, 01:03
How does a GUY, have sex with a bike??
How does a GUY, have sex with a bike??
How does anyone, not just a GUY?
How does a GUY, have sex with a bike??
How does anyone, not just a GUY?
By removing the saddle.
Hamberry
26-06-2007, 01:06
How does anyone, not just a GUY?
Interesting question. Maybe he has one of those seats with a hole in it.
Theoretical Physicists
26-06-2007, 01:47
Robert Stewart was allegedly caught in the act by two terrified cleaners who walked into his bedroom in a hostel.
I wasn't aware that there was a problem with doing weird sexual things in a room you rented, especially when it doesn't hurt anyone.
I wasn't aware that there was a problem with doing weird sexual things in a room you rented, especially when it doesn't hurt anyone.
If anything he might be able to charge the cleaners under some kind of peeping tom law. Surely cleaners aren't allowed to just barge into your room with knocking and waiting for you to answer.
Kryozerkia
26-06-2007, 01:51
Did the bike consent?
I'm not really sure how to respond to this one.
Fleckenstein
26-06-2007, 01:56
Did the bike consent?
Get over here you . . .
*bike bell rings*
WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT CALLING FOR HELP!
Get over here you . . .
*bike bell rings*
WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT CALLING FOR HELP!
I wonder if he deflated the tires so it couldn't escape.
I wonder if he deflated the tires so it couldn't escape.
Well, here's the question: If the bike has no problem with him sitting on it (him, her?) why would it have a problem with his, ahem, affections?
Well, here's the question: If the bike has no problem with him sitting on it (him, her?) why would it have a problem with his, ahem, affections?
Well they do say making love is like riding a bike.
It hurts one's crotch.
Well they do say making love is like riding a bike.
It hurts one's crotch.
Badump-chhh! He's here all week, folks.
How does anyone, not just a GUY?... funny you should mention that... I recently came across a picture of a woman demonstrating a bike that had been... modified...
let's just say, I think she enjoyed it when she peddled faster... ;)
I wonder if he deflated the tires so it couldn't escape. not neccessary... the bike was probably chained up. :p
Fleckenstein
26-06-2007, 02:18
I wonder if he deflated the tires so it couldn't escape.
Heh, I didn't know bikes were into S&M.
Heh, I didn't know bikes were into S&M.
What about all those gears, chains,straps and rubber? Not to mention the fact that the rider sits on them...
Fleckenstein
26-06-2007, 02:21
What about all those gears, chains,straps and rubber? Not to mention the fact that the rider sits on them...
Always getting pedaled. . .
Always getting pedaled. . .
Man, a bike is an exercise in fetishes.
Fleckenstein
26-06-2007, 02:24
Man, a bike is an exercise in fetishes.
Not to mention the spandex. . .
Holy shit!
Not to mention the spandex. . .
Holy shit!
Who thought such an innocent device could be the gate to so many perversions? I say we ban cycling altogether to protect our society from this heinous device of evil!
What about all those gears, chains,straps and rubber? Not to mention the fact that the rider sits on them...
Always getting pedaled. . .
Man, a bike is an exercise in fetishes.
Not to mention the spandex. . .
Holy shit!
thanks guys... now I won't be able to pass a bike RACK or watching anyone RIDING their bikes without laughing.
Fleckenstein
26-06-2007, 02:27
Who thought such an innocent device could be the gate to so many perversions? I say we ban cycling altogether to protect our society from this heinous device of evil!
To the UN Forum!
Betacarotene
26-06-2007, 02:28
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I want to ride it where I like
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You say bark I say bite
You say shark I say hey man
Jaws was never my scene
And I dont like star wars
You say rolls I say royce
You say God give me a choice
You say lord I say christ
I dont believe in peter pan
Frankenstein or superman
All I wanna do is
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Bicycle races are coming your way
So forget all your duties oh yeah!
Fat bottomed girls theyll be riding today
So look out for those beauties oh yeah
On your marks get set go
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Wilgrove
26-06-2007, 03:27
ROFLMAO! Ahh this story and you guys crack me up.
Callang Provinces
26-06-2007, 04:49
Some men may ultimately get erectile dysfunction problems if a poor cycling technique is used.
Why Why do I feel the need to look this stuff up...............:headbang:
Secret aj man
26-06-2007, 05:01
How does anyone, not just a GUY?
i ride a gixxer now,but my ex use to get off on my hog..a vibration thing i think..she would say dont stop..lol