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I was watching a clip of Lewis Black on Larry King Live and he had the most awesome idea ever! So awesome, that with your help, I am going to see about fleshing it out.

Here's the idea:

According to many religious wackos and our esteemed President, frozen embryos are alive. They are human beings and must be protected from harm. Sounds like a plan to me. Here's what I will do: I'll get a big freezer. One of those chest style ones and I'll stock it full of frozen embryos I've 'adopted'. Hundreds. Thousands. A freezer full of dependents to write off my taxes. I'll never pay a cent again! :D

'that would depend on if the tax people consider embryos to be alive.

And where will you get the fetuses?

Otherwise, that's a very good plan!

I was watching a clip of Lewis Black on Larry King Live and he had the most awesome idea ever! So awesome, that with your help, I am going to see about fleshing it out.

Here's the idea:

According to many religious wackos and our esteemed President, frozen embryos are alive. They are human beings and must be protected from harm. Sounds like a plan to me. Here's what I will do: I'll get a big freezer. One of those chest style ones and I'll stock it full of frozen embryos I've 'adopted'. Hundreds. Thousands. A freezer full of dependents to write off my taxes. I'll never pay a cent again! :D

I'll help with naming them... :D

and the funeral costs should there be a power outage... :(

I'll help with naming them... :D

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and the funeral costs should there be a power outage... :(

Funeral costs?

Bugger that....open a street stall and sell them as shrimp on a stick...

I'm going to hell for that one aren't I?

I'll help with naming them... :D

and the funeral costs should there be a power outage... :(

Well, with the money I'll save on taxes, I'll be able to afford a back-up generator. *nod*

I might need a baby sitter from time to time though. How are you with frozen kids?

I was watching a clip of Lewis Black on Larry King Live and he had the most awesome idea ever! So awesome, that with your help, I am going to see about fleshing it out.

Here's the idea:

According to many religious wackos and our esteemed President, frozen embryos are alive. They are human beings and must be protected from harm. Sounds like a plan to me. Here's what I will do: I'll get a big freezer. One of those chest style ones and I'll stock it full of frozen embryos I've 'adopted'. Hundreds. Thousands. A freezer full of dependents to write off my taxes. I'll never pay a cent again! :D

Penultimate loophole.

Ultimate Loophole (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hotblack_Desiato#Hotblack_Desiato)

Is that beer foam or frozen embryo in your mouth.

Tip : buy separate fridges for F&B and the FE.

It could make up for the millions of dependents mysteriously kidnapped (http://www.snopes.com/business/taxes/dependents.asp) when the IRS started requiring Social Security numbers in 1987.

On top of the tax writeoff, make sure to take out a few million dollars in life insurance policies on 'em, each.

Young kids, they supposedly are...shouldn't be that hard to get a low-cost term life insurance policy, right?

Take your tax deductions. Then, the power goes out, you are a billionare.

I'll help with naming them... :D

and the funeral costs should there be a power outage... :(

Naming them? Hmmm...

Give them horrible celebrity names, so they seem to be real kids. :p Oh, and you'll never confuse them, with 'unique' names like "Fluffy Bunny Wabbit" and ":eek:"

:D

Rubiconic, I'm so going to hell too...

On top of the tax writeoff, make sure to take out a few million dollars in life insurance policies on 'em, each.

Young kids, they supposedly are...shouldn't be that hard to get a low-cost term life insurance policy, right?

Take your tax deductions. Then, the power goes out, you are a billionare.

I love you. :fluffle:

Funeral costs?

Bugger that....open a street stall and sell them as shrimp on a stick...

I'm going to hell for that one aren't I?

Hahaha, that's horribly brilliant :D

*takes notes*

Greatest tax dodge ever.

I'm not sure about this, but I read one time the IRS took a guy to court and then couldn't find a law which required him to pay his taxes.

THAT is the ultimate tax dodge.

I'll help with naming them... :D

and the funeral costs should there be a power outage... :(

Why, never heard of mass grave? The fridge could be a white coffin :D

I'm not sure about this, but I read one time the IRS took a guy to court and then couldn't find a law which required him to pay his taxes.

THAT is the ultimate tax dodge.Here's an interesting take (http://www.wnd.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=56223) on the tax standoff in NH.

Why, never heard of mass grave? The fridge could be a white coffin :D

A pauper's grave! Just like Mozart!

Well, with the money I'll save on taxes, I'll be able to afford a back-up generator. *nod*

I might need a baby sitter from time to time though. How are you with frozen kids?

I'm cool with them.

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Funeral costs?

Bugger that....open a street stall and sell them as shrimp on a stick...

I'm going to hell for that one aren't I?... yep... :p

I might need a baby sitter from time to time though. How are you with frozen kids?just don't store them next to the popsicles...

I'm not sure about this, but I read one time the IRS took a guy to court and then couldn't find a law which required him to pay his taxes.

THAT is the ultimate tax dodge.

OOoooohhh please find this court ruling for me! I will fluffle you forever if you do!