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Shocking news!! Americans are drug-addled whores!

Demented Hamsters
25-06-2007, 04:40
Also I like making shocking headlines for threads!!

From the department of stating the bleeding obvious:
Virginity rare, drug use common in US adults - study

WASHINGTON - Just 4 per cent of US adults are virgins but a fifth have tried hard drugs like cocaine and crack, a new study shows.


http://www.nzherald.co.nz/section/2/story.cfm?c_id=2&objectid=10447597

bears...crap...woods...you know the adages.
Kryozerkia
25-06-2007, 04:42
Drugs are the new virginity!
UNITIHU
25-06-2007, 04:53
And this is an issue?
:D
Damaske
25-06-2007, 04:53
Shows we know how to have a good time! :D
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
25-06-2007, 04:54
Drugs are the new virginity!
Wait, does that mean I should be saving crack (tee-hee) for my honeymoon, or that I should get really high right now and not sober up until after I'm married?
UNITIHU
25-06-2007, 04:55
Wait, does that mean I should be saving crack (tee-hee) for my honeymoon, or that I should get really high right now and not sober up until after I'm married?

You are a god among men. I would sig that if it wasn't for my love of Cthulhu.
Posi
25-06-2007, 04:59
Wait, does that mean I should be saving crack (tee-hee) for my honeymoon, or that I should get really high right now and not sober up until after I'm married?
It means that you should wait until you mean the girl you want to be with forever, and go all the way: have your first overdose with her.
Demented Hamsters
25-06-2007, 05:08
I just thought - if 20% of American adults are crackheads and 4% virgins and there's 180 million Americans aged 20-64 then....

20% of 4% of 180 million = 1 440 000 drug-using virgins.

That's quite a disturbing statistic for some reason.
UpwardThrust
25-06-2007, 05:14
I just thought - if 20% of American adults are crackheads and 4% virgins and there's 180 million Americans aged 20-64 then....

20% of 4% of 180 million = 1 440 000 drug-using virgins.

That's quite a disturbing statistic for some reason.
While I agree it might be disturbing

What are the chanses that there is some tie between the types of personalities of thoes that are virgins and drug users

I mean we may see that drug occurance in those likely to be "virgins" may be lower then the general population

(when you think of it a lot of them may be people with religious convictions or a mental or physical handycap)
Murderous maniacs
25-06-2007, 05:26
While I agree it might be disturbing

What are the chanses that there is some tie between the types of personalities of thoes that are virgins and drug users

I mean we may see that drug occurance in those likely to be "virgins" may be lower then the general population

(when you think of it a lot of them may be people with religious convictions or a mental or physical handycap)

don't forget - you never know what'll happen when you're stoned off your face... (ie not remaining a virgin for very long)
UpwardThrust
25-06-2007, 05:28
don't forget - you never know what'll happen when you're stoned off your face... (ie not remaining a virgin for very long)

Very true! I was going to make that point but must have forgot to :)
Murderous maniacs
25-06-2007, 05:30
Very true! I was going to make that point but must have forgot to :)

that's ok, i don't mind being the one who gets called a filthy, sick, twisted pervert :p
Damaske
25-06-2007, 05:32
don't forget - you never know what'll happen when you're stoned off your face... (ie not remaining a virgin for very long)

That is so true..I had a bf who got very horny coming down from a high..
Murderous maniacs
25-06-2007, 05:39
That is so true..I had a bf who got very horny coming down from a high..

last girl i was involved with told me she couldn't remember the last time she had sex when not on marijuana
Lacadaemon
25-06-2007, 05:40
So, 24 out of 25 US adults are not virgins.

And one in five US adults have tried drugs.

So the problem would be......
Damaske
25-06-2007, 05:43
last girl i was involved with told me she couldn't remember the last time she had sex when not on marijuana

Things are more..interesting..that way.
Copiosa Scotia
25-06-2007, 05:44
So, 24 out of 25 US adults are not virgins.

And one in five US adults have tried drugs.

So the problem would be......

Not enough drugs?
MrWho
25-06-2007, 05:45
Would it count if I sat next to my friend while he was smoking marijuana?...because that's the closest I've come to doing drugs.
Murderous maniacs
25-06-2007, 05:47
Things are more..interesting..that way.

i am well aware of that fact... let's just say that i've never had sex with her while either of us was not on anything
Lacadaemon
25-06-2007, 05:49
Would it count if I sat next to my friend while he was smoking marijuana?...because that's the closest I've come to doing drugs.

No. You have to give him oral/vaginal/anal [check as appropriate] before it counts.

Otherwise we can't get all pissed off about it.
Murderous maniacs
25-06-2007, 05:49
Would it count if I sat next to my friend while he was smoking marijuana?...because that's the closest I've come to doing drugs.

depends on how much they were smoking... if they were smoking enough, then it very well could be
MrWho
25-06-2007, 05:55
No. You have to give him oral/vaginal/anal [check as appropriate] before it counts.

Otherwise we can't get all pissed off about it.

Hmm, I forgot about the sex part...I'll have to work on that.

depends on how much they were smoking... if they were smoking enough, then it very well could be

I didn't feel any different, so I guess I'll have to wait until I pull an all nighter with my friends again.
Murderous maniacs
25-06-2007, 05:59
I didn't feel any different, so I guess I'll have to wait until I pull an all nighter with my friends again.

you'd be surprised how little is necessary to have an effect - i once got on a bus that smelt of the stuff and by the end of the half hour bus trip i was ridiculously hungry. then again, that could've partly been because it was after 9 pm and partly because some form of conditioning...
Damaske
25-06-2007, 05:59
Would it count if I sat next to my friend while he was smoking marijuana?...because that's the closest I've come to doing drugs.

I think it would only count if you had actually done them willingly yourself.
Would I count as a smoker if I sat next to someone who does and breathes in their smoke?