NationStates Jolt Archive


Movies

Loyal_ Patriots
22-06-2007, 23:57
This poll is about the stupidest movie of the year. Please answer the poll. PLEASE!!!! lol. Thanks :rolleyes:
Swilatia
23-06-2007, 00:01
Borat. (I know it's not 2006 anymore, but it's still been lees then a year since its release)
Loyal_ Patriots
23-06-2007, 00:02
I just put up the poll!!!!!
Siap
23-06-2007, 00:03
what poll?
UNITIHU
23-06-2007, 00:04
Borat? Borat was an excellent documentary on the United States!
Dundee-Fienn
23-06-2007, 00:05
Borat? Borat was an excellent documentary on the United States!

Documentary is a strong word for it lol but it was still funny as hell
Dundee-Fienn
23-06-2007, 00:06
Of your poll options Spiderman 3 is definitely the worst i'd say
Swilatia
23-06-2007, 00:08
Borat? Borat was an excellent documentary on the United States!

really? I found to to be just crass.
Cannot think of a name
23-06-2007, 00:09
Friends don't let friends watch movies with Mark Walberg in them.
Siap
23-06-2007, 00:10
Breach was actually not too bad.
Siap
23-06-2007, 00:14
Friends don't let friends watch movies with Mark Walberg in them.

What? He was excellent in The Departed.
Cannot think of a name
23-06-2007, 00:15
And also I Heart Huckabees! :D

There might be movies that excel in spite of his presence but leaves one to wonder how remarkable they would have been had his anchor not been there to drag them down.
Baz Nitch
23-06-2007, 00:15
From the poll, I've only seen Breach and Pirates 3 and neither made me want to poke my eye out with the Icee straw.

So I'm going to go with Norbit.
Baz Nitch
23-06-2007, 00:15
What? He was excellent in The Departed.

And also I Heart Huckabees! :D
Cannot think of a name
23-06-2007, 00:16
From the poll, I've only seen Breach and Pirates 3 and neither made me want to poke my eye out with the Icee straw.

So I'm going to go with Norbit.

Ewwwww...Norbit...my mind had been protecting me...
Baz Nitch
23-06-2007, 00:22
Ewwwww...Norbit...my mind had been protecting me...

I saw it in the theater twice...the first time I was curious. The second time my friends dragged me to it and I was completely drunk, which didn't improve it any, sadly enough. :(
Lacadaemon
23-06-2007, 00:25
Out of the list, I only saw Spiderman. It made me realize that I don't like kirsten dunst as much as I thought I did however.

Also, C+ for the Silver Surfer movie. I've only been waiting for that forever. Good Job hollywood for once again shitting on my childhood.
Smunkeeville
23-06-2007, 00:27
really? I found to to be just crass.

I did not appreciate the fat hairy man scrot either.

there were funny parts, but I could have done without the teabagging.
Dundee-Fienn
23-06-2007, 00:28
I did not appreciate the fat hairy man scrot either.

there were funny parts, but I could have done without the teabagging.

But teabagging is one of lifes great pleasures........and possibly why I will never allow myself to sleep anywhere near drunk friends
Smunkeeville
23-06-2007, 00:35
But teabagging is one of lifes great pleasures........and possibly why I will never allow myself to sleep anywhere near drunk friends

hey, do it or don't, just don't ask me to watch.

I even went to one of those movie review sites before I went to see it

"strong language" k
"sexual humor" k
"off color jokes" k
"demeaning women" k
"brief nudity" k
"blah blah blah" k

never anywhere did it mention any naked hairy men wrestling for like 7 minutes.........*pukes*

oh, and even worse my friend, my friend who is a cop, who goes to church with me, see's me going into the theater (he works there on weekends) and says "whatcha goin to see?" and I said "Borat, did you see it yet?" and he says "yeah, I didn't like the racist parts"

could he have warned me? yep. I came out traumatized and he is like "OMG! I totally forgot about that!"

how do you forget?! (seriously, can someone tell me? cuz I wanna forget!)
Northern Borders
23-06-2007, 01:12
Spider Man. It was just one of the worst movies I´ve ever seen.

And I agree: my fantasies with Kirsten Durst just went to ground after the movie.
Infinite Revolution
23-06-2007, 01:15
i only seen pirates 2 and i kind of liked it. i was rather drunk when i saw it but i liked it despite the vitriol directed at it by those around me and i usually tend to be rather impressionable. i mean obviously it's not actually a quality piece of cinema but there are many many worse films out there.
Dontgonearthere
23-06-2007, 01:24
Norbit and a whole slew of 'comedy' movies of the same sort.
Utracia
23-06-2007, 01:29
What about Are We Done Yet? I think anyone who puts Ice Cube into a movie should suffer a painful death.
Thumbless Pete Crabbe
23-06-2007, 01:30
Haven't seen any of the ones on the poll - sounds like I should be glad. :p
Thumbless Pete Crabbe
23-06-2007, 01:31
What about Are We Done Yet? I think anyone who puts Ice Cube into a movie should suffer a painful death.

I was going to say that he's pretty good on Law and Order, but I think that's the other "Ice" something. :p
Utracia
23-06-2007, 01:33
I was going to say that he's pretty good on Law and Order, but I think that's the other "Ice" something. :p

That's Ice-T.

*nods*
Thumbless Pete Crabbe
23-06-2007, 01:38
That's Ice-T.

*nods*

Yeah! That's the one. :p It would be easier if they didn't resemble each other so much.
Gulflands
23-06-2007, 01:42
It started off OK but when the dancing started things really started getting out of hand.
Telesha
23-06-2007, 01:43
Yeah! That's the one. :p It would be easier if they didn't resemble each other so much.

:confused:

They look nothing alike.

Going on just the movies that I saw, Pirates 2 is by far the worst. A 2 hour long trailer is not something I want to see.

Going on all recent movies, I think it's a tie between Norbit and Borat.
Thumbless Pete Crabbe
23-06-2007, 01:57
:confused:

They look nothing alike.


They're both middle-aged, kinda paunchy, with kind of woven-hair, unless I'm remembering wrong. Admittedly, I don't watch either of them too often. But if one was tall and the other short or something, it would be easier. :)
Telesha
23-06-2007, 01:59
They're both middle-aged, kinda paunchy, with kind of woven-hair, unless I'm remembering wrong. Admittedly, I don't watch either of them too often. But if one was tall and the other short or something, it would be easier. :)

No worries, I guess I'm just used to seeing the both of them. I kinda typed before I thought.

Ice-T's face is much more narrow and kinda squared while Ice Cube has a much more rounded face. But that's neither here nor there.
Regressica
23-06-2007, 01:59
Shooter was stupid, but not to the level that doesn't let you enjoy it.