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Now this is the kind of thing that could well make you nervous of a night...
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/4253849.stm

*winces*

Thanks, I had almost forgotten about that since the last thread about it...

Hell hath no fury indeed...

This is back again?

How can she possibly claim she never had any intention of harming him after that :confused:

Now this is the kind of thing that could well make you nervous of a night...
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/4253849.stm

Seriously, one thread was enough.

Holy Ripping Scrotums, Batman!

OWTCH!

*cringe and whimpers*

One thread on this was too much for my poor testicles.

She tried to eat it! Not a violent person my ass. That bitch is crazy.

Oh man. I actually cringed and winced in pain. The poor guy.

I wonder what it tasted like.

I wonder what it tasted like.

Probably meatballs wrapped in leather.

Now the thing is, if in the wee hours somebody brought this up as a "deadly" Kung Fu/Ninja/Karate/Burmese Kill Kult move to pull, presuming I was either awake or sober enough to speak, I would have said that it wasn't possible.

I distinctly remember saying the same thing about "fisting" too....to a lad more travelled and worldly than myself....

Ok, I'm scared now.

She tried to eat it! Not a violent person my ass. That bitch is crazy.

She's not a bitch, and she's not crazy.

.. just curious and hungry..

Probably meatballs wrapped in leather.

Did you ever chew on leather?

Yummy!

Whoa, ouch.

Now everytime he has a girl, she'll be like 'hey, wasn't it you who had your testicale taken off by that crazy bitch?' Now that is what makes it worse, 'the doctors could not re-attach the organ.'

Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage when Geoffrey Jones, 37, rejected her advances at the end of a house party, Liverpool Crown Court heard.

ok... End of a house party... guess that means people were going home. he rejected her advances so he was awake...

now my question...

He added: "That caused my underpants to come off and I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain."
... so ... his underpants came off and he was completely naked?

man, next time wear pants to the party and KEEP THEM ON!

I, too, find myself wondering exactly why he wasn't wearing pants unless they were already "starting up" so to speak.

Which brings up another thought. Geez, ladies, do we grab a breast and try to yank it off whenever you want to stop in the middle?

I'm sure there was some drugs and such involved. I love how she's quoted as saying
"I am in now way a violent person"
...I was like
"...bitch! You RIPPED OFF A MAN'S LEFT TESTICLE!! :confused: wtf!?"
lol

I'm sure there was some drugs and such involved. I love how she's quoted as saying
"I am in now way a violent person"
...I was like
"...bitch! You RIPPED OFF A MAN'S LEFT TESTICLE!! :confused: wtf!?"
lol


....and tried to eat it...Thats an important detail, that.

this reminds me of a news story I read once.

a man broke into a woman's apartment and forced her to blow him. so... she did as she was told... then bit off his testicles... while he was in pain, she ran out and drove to the nearest police station where she went up to the front desk and "spit" out the body parts and proceeded to tell police what happened.

they arrested him at the hospital.

this reminds me of a news story I read once.

a man broke into a woman's apartment and forced her to blow him. so... she did as she was told... then bit off his testicles... while he was in pain, she ran out and drove to the nearest police station where she went up to the front desk and "spit" out the body parts and proceeded to tell police what happened.

they arrested him at the hospital.

couldn't have happened to a nicer guy...

There's quite a few stories like that. I remember one, pretty much the same situation, except she pretended to go along with it, grabbed him, and twisted in the same way you give someone an Indian Burn.

I'm currently at work so I won't check the link, but I've read your comments and I have an idea of what it's about. It doesn't sound that bad.

If you're the type to curl up in the fetal position everytime you see something remotely disturbing, you'd get eaten alive at the other forum I frequent.

Sensitive people are so cute.

I'm currently at work so I won't check the link, but I've read your comments and I have an idea of what it's about. It doesn't sound that bad.

If you're the type to curl up in the fetal position everytime you see something remotely disturbing, you'd get eaten alive at the other forum I frequent.

Sensitive people are so cute.


Man you've just arrived on NSG. Sensitive people we ain't. Now insane and unsensible we is. :p

Monti admitted wounding and was jailed for two-and-a-half years.

What?? Only two and a half years?? I sense a double standard here. If I had ripped off one of her breasts, I'd be in prison for life.

What?? Only two and a half years?? I sense a double standard here. If I had ripped off one of her breasts, I'd be in prison for life.

You got anything to back that up?

You got anything to back that up?

It's a well known fact among the legal community that breast ripping carry’s a sentence of life imprisonment. Look it up.

It's a well known fact among the legal community that breast ripping carry’s a sentence of life imprisonment. Look it up.

Ah, so no, then.

I wonder what it tasted like.

How odd! I've never seen someone from Londinivm post here before...

In any case, animal testicles are not pleasant eating, in my experience. I doubt human testicles would be any better. Especially raw.

Man you've just arrived on NSG. Sensitive people we ain't. Now insane and unsensible we is. :p

Na, let him go. We don't need people who actually believe there are other forums.

I doubt human testicles would be any better. Especially raw.

lol oh man I don't want to even know.

lol oh man I don't want to even know.

Yes you do :D

Suffice it to say that refusing the 'choicest bits' of goat meat would have been extremely offensive when the people serving it up only get to eat meat about once a year if that.

Yes you do :D

Suffice it to say that refusing the 'choicest bits' of goat meat would have been extremely offensive when the people serving it up only get to eat meat about once a year if that.

There was a programme on a little while ago with a British comedian (can't remember which) travelling in China and he had the good fortune to go to a restaurant serving 20 different kinds of penis.

There was a programme on a little while ago with a British comedian (can't remember which) travelling in China and he had the good fortune to go to a restaurant serving 20 different kinds of penis.

Paul Merton?

Paul Merton?

of 'Have I got news for you'?

If so yeah him

of 'Have I got news for you'?

If so yeah him

And several other shows :p

Hunm...

This story is really weird. How the hell did she managed to do that if the guy had his pants on, and someone else grabed the testicle and gave back to him?

Looks like this woman has some amazing skills. Crouching Dragon Jumping Tiger Croch Grabing and Riping Move or something.

Oh man, It hurts just reading that article.....

Oh man, It hurts just reading that article.....
Indeed.
And I'm not even male! :(

Good lord! This woman is completely insane.

That's a SPICY a meat a ball.

couldn't have happened to a nicer guy...

There's quite a few stories like that. I remember one, pretty much the same situation, except she pretended to go along with it, grabbed him, and twisted in the same way you give someone an Indian Burn.

I remember that one. that's the one where the guy jumped into bed with her and she just grabbed and twisted... he proceeded to pummel her and she just squeezed harder...

I think the neighbors heard his screaming and called the cops...

Mmmmm, Brahmin balls.....

Biscuit to the person who knows what it is from.

"It was never my intention to cause harm to Geoff and the fact that I have caused him injury will live with me forever. I am in no way a violent person...

...except for the occaisional ripping off of genitals with my bare hands and the sexual cannibalism thing. But other than that, I'm really just a big softy."

And several other shows :p

Some guy on our t.v. here recently did the same thing - bull penis soup, in Malaysia. The guy seemed to enjoy it, oddly enough. :p

We should all learn to wear a second scrotum, in case of that scenario.

I'm currently at work so I won't check the link, but I've read your comments and I have an idea of what it's about. It doesn't sound that bad.

If you're the type to curl up in the fetal position everytime you see something remotely disturbing, you'd get eaten alive at the other forum I frequent.

Sensitive people are so cute.

Man you've just arrived on NSG. Sensitive people we ain't. Now insane and unsensible we is. :p

I meant squeemish, not sensitive. Couldn't think of the word at the time.

I come from a place of things you can't "unsee."

We (the people from the other forum, which is in no way related to NSG) generally look at people who identify themselves as "insane and unsensible" as being just a bit lame.

But take no offense. We're just hardened and coldly rational... and truly sick. Shock sites are the norm...

....ouch.


*winces*

How exactly does one rip off one testicle? Certainly the process would result in the liberation of both testicles from the victim's body.

She... put it... in... her mouth...?

That thought just makes me want to gag.
I'm incapable of imagining how much it must have hurt him, so my mind automatically focuses on something I can relate to: how bad that must have tasted. Eeeeew!!!