NationStates Jolt Archive


Smoking Pot On The Job

Remote Observer
22-06-2007, 19:03
It falls to each of us to make a DCD-type post each day...

http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/06/22/pot.blaze.ap/index.html

EDINBURG, Texas (AP) -- Firefighters who spent half an hour fighting a blaze in which 2,000 pounds of marijuana went up in smoke breathed so much of it that they would have failed a drug test, a fire chief said.

It took more than 35 firefighters, 1,000 gallons of water and five gallons of chemical suppressant to extinguish the warehouse blaze on Wednesday, Fire Chief Shawn Snider said.

U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents were investigating the origin of the drugs.

The Hidalgo County fire marshal was investigating whether arson was the cause.

Snider said Thursday the firefighters were exposed to so much marijuana smoke that they would not be able to pass a drug test, despite wearing air packs to prevent them from inhaling toxic or hazardous fumes.

Hey! Take your time putting that out! We get a pass on the drug test no matter what happens now!
Hunter S Thompsonia
22-06-2007, 19:06
Lucky firefighters. First they get all the chicks and now they can get high on the job.
No kidding... That is awesome! I would have tried to find a big bale that wasn't burned and stuffed it inside my suit.
Ifreann
22-06-2007, 19:06
Lucky firefighters. First they get all the chicks and now they can get high on the job.
Greater Trostia
22-06-2007, 19:08
I bet at least half of those gallons of water were used for drymouth.
The_pantless_hero
22-06-2007, 19:10
The proper title would be "Getting high at work"
Dododecapod
22-06-2007, 19:11
I think that one would be called "perks of the job" :D.
Kryozerkia
22-06-2007, 19:13
Damnit, lucky bastards! :)
Telesha
22-06-2007, 19:16
Man, I knew I left the iron on...
Soviestan
22-06-2007, 19:19
It falls to each of us to make a DCD-type post each day...

http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/06/22/pot.blaze.ap/index.html



Hey! Take your time putting that out! We get a pass on the drug test no matter what happens now!

lol. This reminds me of Gta San Andreas when they burn the pot plants to avoid getting caught.
Southern Odinia
22-06-2007, 19:21
I bet at least half of those gallons of water were used for drymouth.

Hahahahahahahahaha! Ain't that the truth.....
Hunter S Thompsonia
22-06-2007, 19:25
Hahahahahahahahaha! Ain't that the truth.....

I've never gotten drymouth... Maybe I'm just lucky?
The Blaatschapen
22-06-2007, 19:38
Did they use Bongs for putting that fire out? :D
Greater Trostia
22-06-2007, 19:43
I've never gotten drymouth... Maybe I'm just lucky?

It's possible that for some reason marijuana doesn't have that effect on you. Does it have all the others? Munchies, potential paranoia, shimmery vision, enhanced creativity, less interest in personal hygiene?

It's also possible you just have never smoked marijuana.

Or you are lying.

That's all I can imagine at the moment.
United Chicken Kleptos
22-06-2007, 19:43
I've never gotten drymouth... Maybe I'm just lucky?

I don't know. I've never smoked pot.
Longhaul
22-06-2007, 19:46
It's possible that for some reason marijuana doesn't have that effect on you. Does it have all the others? Munchies, potential paranoia, shimmery vision, enhanced creativity, less interest in personal hygiene?

It's also possible you just have never smoked marijuana.

Or you are lying.

That's all I can imagine at the moment.
Potential paranoia? You mean the paranoia that I get might not even be proper paranoia? it might only be potential? shit! is it going to get worse?

*sits twitching in the corner*
Greater Trostia
22-06-2007, 19:50
Potential paranoia? You mean the paranoia that I get might not even be proper paranoia? it might only be potential? shit! is it going to get worse?

*sits twitching in the corner*

Nah dude. *Jedi hand-wave* You don't feel any paranoia.
JuNii
22-06-2007, 19:53
this calls for this youtube video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xKd2DBekN0)...
Hunter S Thompsonia
22-06-2007, 19:56
It's possible that for some reason marijuana doesn't have that effect on you. Does it have all the others? Munchies, potential paranoia, shimmery vision, enhanced creativity, less interest in personal hygiene?

It's also possible you just have never smoked marijuana.

Or you are lying.

That's all I can imagine at the moment.
Munchies, absolutely, but not only an increased need/want to eat, but an exquisite appreciation for the subtleties of the flavour when you do eat it. Paranoia definitely, mostly worry that the entire world can see right through me and knows I'm stoned. Nothing more extreme than that, luckily. Shimmery vision? It's really hard to say. The visual aspect is somewhat like alcohol, I suppose, but without the physical impairment. Enhanced creativity, absolutely, and you left out the single most important one: Music! The ability to pick out individual strands of the song and turn them over in your mind, appreciating them singly and then backing off and absorbing the whole song at once, closing your eyes and feeling like the band playing the song is literally in the room with you, intense shivers down the spine on certain notes, and extreme emotion tied to certain songs and certain types of songs that is absent when not intoxicated. Oh, yeah. I've smoked it.
Infinite Revolution
22-06-2007, 20:00
this calls for this youtube video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xKd2DBekN0)...

damn! beat me to it! well someone had to post it sooner or later.
Chumblywumbly
22-06-2007, 20:01
I bet at least half of those gallons of water were used for drymouth.
:D

Did they use Bongs for putting that fire out? :D
Ewwww, bong water.

Manky.

I've never gotten drymouth... Maybe I'm just lucky?
Or maybe someone's fobbing you off with Oregano? :p

Anyhoo, smoking pot doesn't necessarily mean drymouth.
Hunter S Thompsonia
22-06-2007, 20:02
damn! beat me to it! well someone had to post it sooner or later.

That's so staged, though.
Johnny B Goode
22-06-2007, 20:05
Man, that's screwed.
Swilatia
22-06-2007, 20:22
Lucky bastards!
Rejistania
22-06-2007, 21:54
I have a new dream job!
Stunna Shades
22-06-2007, 23:03
all that pot... wasted on firefighters! :( Somewhere Cheech and Chong are weeping
Boonytopia
23-06-2007, 18:20
Like, no way man, like, that's totally cool.
JuNii
23-06-2007, 18:30
That's so staged, though.

but still so funny... :D