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What is your most fantastic, unrealistic, or completely retarded fantasy?

I don't have retarded fantasies...only the normal ones about sex and superpowers...

What is your most fantastic, unrealistic, or completely retarded fantasy?

my most fantastic, unrealistic or completely retarded fantasy?

*thinks*

*grins*

yeah... like I'd tell you guys... :rolleyes:

my most fantastic, unrealistic or completely retarded fantasy?

*thinks*

*grins*

yeah... like I'd tell you guys... :rolleyes:

Entertain me. That is why I created you all, for my entertainment, if you fail I will simply blink and 'poof' your gone.

Haha...wait......:eek: is that my delusion? No....couldn't be.....

I often look in the mirror and pretend I look fabulous :p

Hmm... I read comics, I RPG, I love fantasy and Sci-Fi, and I write stories from time to time... Needless to say I have too many of the said delusions of grandeur. ;)

I like to dream that I've already done all of my homework and essays that are due the next day. After I wake up and find that it hasn't happened, I just go back to sleep and dream that it has.

You are all my children. I am your *punches* abusive but caring father!

;) Just kidding.

Being a Bond villain, with groovy villain lairs in cool places like Antarctica, the Alps, under Tokyo, or inside a volcano.

winning the main event at the world series of poker.

but thats everyones fantasy isnt it?

that my moobs are infact perfectly formed pecs.

that my moobs are infact perfectly formed pecs.

Man-boobs. I was cursed with a pair. But if I wear a big black shirt they almost resemble pecs.

What is your most fantastic, unrealistic, or completely retarded fantasy?

I have a re-occuring fantasy that I have a girlfriend.

Man-boobs. I was cursed with a pair. But if I wear a big black shirt they almost resemble pecs.

yeh, i've got a couple of tshirts that give the illusion of pecs, so much so that people will compliment me and ask me if i've been working out. i hate to shatter their illusions but i can't take a compliment so i must.

Sometimes I think I'm the leader of a country, and people bring me important issues to decide on, and the feckin UN keeps pestering me about stuff.


It doesn't last long though.

yeh, i've got a couple of tshirts that give the illusion of pecs, so much so that people will compliment me and ask me if i've been working out. i hate to shatter their illusions but i can't take a compliment so i must.

I shatter their illusions and their innocence. I turn sideways and give them a beautiful view of the belly. What a horrible sight it is.....urgh.

Sometimes I think I'm the leader of a country, and people bring me important issues to decide on, and the feckin UN keeps pestering me about stuff.


It doesn't last long though.

I sometimes think that I join a nation simulator/political forum and I make friends......no thats crazy.

I shatter their illusions and their innocence. I turn sideways and give them a beautiful view of the belly. What a horrible sight it is.....urgh.

haha! where i live all i need to do is face into the wind and my belly is perfectly outlined for all to see, no matter how baggy the shirt. it's always bloody windy here.

haha! where i live all i need to do is face into the wind and my belly is perfectly outlined for all to see, no matter how baggy the shirt. it's always bloody windy here.

This is why I wear a sweater...or a black shirt, because it's a little harder to tell.

haha! where i live all i need to do is face into the wind and my belly is perfectly outlined for all to see, no matter how baggy the shirt. it's always bloody windy here.

Fat Bastard: "Get in my belly!"

My teeth are perfect! (In reality, I have lots of fillings)

That people listen to me.

Hello?

I said, "That people listen to me."

This is why I wear a sweater...or a black shirt, because it's a little harder to tell.

yeh i love sweaters, it's getting way too warm for them now though :(

That people listen to me.

Hello?

I said, "That people listen to me."

Does anyone else hear that low mumbling noise?

yeh i love sweaters, it's getting way too warm for them now though :(

During the winter I wear those big ass winter coats, no one can tell if it is the coat or if I'm just fat.


Oh, and I have to get off for about and hour so C.U.L.

sometimes i think i'm happy here, sometimes i still pretend... oh wait, that's trent's delusion.
i sometimes have fantasies where i actually do things the right way and really cool stuff happens, rather than me not achieving much through taking the wrong option

Sometimes I think this is an OK town.

Then some idiot(s) force me out of the fantasy, so then I want to leave immediately even though I'm not 18 and won't be for another two and a half years. :(

I sometimes think that I join a nation simulator/political forum and I make friends......no thats crazy.

wierd.....i get the same thoughts

wierd.....i get the same thoughts

I know....its so confusing. But the voices in my head say I'm not crazy.

I have delusions of adequacy.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=NgfpJWUYgbg

I have delusions of adequacy.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=NgfpJWUYgbg
you're pitiful, it's true. :D

I RP on International Incidents. 'nuff said. :p

My Grandeur isn't delusional.

I like to pretend that I'm good enough an author to become rich and famous. And that I'll be able to use the power and money to make this world a lot better.

And sometimes I like to pretend that I have superpowers. Just for the fun of it. But that is a fantasy simply to make me smile, rather than something I think could ever be real.

So no one else wishes they lived like a Bond villain? :confused:

What is your most fantastic, unrealistic, or completely retarded fantasy?


mine..i suppose it surrounds me getting married again and having more kids and being happy...and not being poor this time around.

What is your most fantastic, unrealistic, or completely retarded fantasy?

I'm flippant and cynical. Figure it out.

Building my own fusion-powered 500 foot robot with a heart as black as coal, equipped with adamantine blades and teeth forged in the sulfurous fires of the deepest volcanic cavern on Io.

I'd like to write the 'Great American Novel.' :p

I'm not even a writer - I just want to laugh at generations of schoolkids being tortured with my horrible prose from beyond the grave, century after century. I'd get a kick out of that. :)

What is your most fantastic, unrealistic, or completely retarded fantasy?

My favorite fantasy is being a bird, but.. reincarnation, so it's not that unrealistic. >_>;

My most unrealistic fantasy? Being de facto leader of the entire world. Oh yeah. That'd be nice.

I know....its so confusing. But the voices in my head say I'm not crazy.

they actually have some pretty good ideas too...

That people would actually care if I dissapeared.

That people would actually care if I dissapeared.

someone would, you don't have to wish for that...

I have none. I´ve crushed them all to bits already.

I want to build an entire city.

That people would actually care if I dissapeared.

Emo much?

That people would actually care if I dissapeared.

I've had that fantasy before too *nod*

someone would, you don't have to wish for that...

Emo much?

I've had that fantasy before too *nod*

Take things to thier opposite extremes, and see what you stir up?

What is your most fantastic, unrealistic, or completely retarded fantasy?

My most retarded fantasy was that the girl I used to like would like me. 1) She's a total ditz and 2) Her brains wouldn't fit on the nail of my little toe (which is practially nonexistent.) My somewhat unrealistic fantasy is that the girl I like now (different girl) will like me. It's a possibility, but I'm not sure. I think I'm just a friend.

What can I say? I'm a teenager.

Personally, I'm quite enthused by the idea of achieving my somewhat vague right-wing political vision for Britain, however, that notwithstanding, I'd say anything I want to do, within reason, is possible.

Emo much?

Fuck off. I've said this before, and I'll do so again; I'm probably better looking, better qualified and better dressed than you, and I'm probably what you might consider emo.

Fuck off. I've said this before, and I'll do so again; I'm probably better looking, better qualified and better dressed than you, and I'm probably what you might consider emo.

Now THATS a delusion of grandeur :p

That people actually read my posts.

That people actually read my posts.
Don't be unrealistic!