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NSG Players

Mirentona
21-06-2007, 15:47
What is your best pickup line. When you go out to find a girl, how do you grab her attention. Needless to say mine never works.

"Hey, lets go back to my place and shag, yeah baby yeah!"

*smack*

Whats yours?

Edit:

Also, what is your best pickup line if your trying to get a guy?
Mirentona
21-06-2007, 15:52
"Let's go"

*smack*
Kryozerkia
21-06-2007, 15:52
I don't need no stinkin' pick up line. :p
Aggressor nation
21-06-2007, 15:53
"Let's go"
New Manvir
21-06-2007, 15:53
t3h secks?
MrWho
21-06-2007, 15:54
Hi, my name is...
Utracia
21-06-2007, 15:55
Me? Talk? To girls? But I... uh... you see they are... uh.... :eek:


*flees thread*
Forsakia
21-06-2007, 15:55
I gave up chat up lines when I went to spain, and discovered that I had far more success when me and the girls I was trying to attract spoke different languages:)
Mirentona
21-06-2007, 15:57
I gave up chat up lines when I went to spain, and discovered that I had far more success when me and the girls I was trying to attract spoke different languages:)

You're an evil man :D
Mirentona
21-06-2007, 16:00
Me? Talk? To girls? But I... uh... you see they are... uh.... :eek:


*flees thread*

"The opposite sex?"
:eek::eek: "Nooooo!"
Tatarica
21-06-2007, 16:03
I gave up chat up lines when I went to spain, and discovered that I had far more success when me and the girls I was trying to attract spoke different languages:)

You don't know how true this is.
Mirentona
21-06-2007, 16:07
http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/pickup_lines.png
Tee-hee.

The sad thing is, I've actually tried a couple of those.
Turquoise Days
21-06-2007, 16:07
http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/pickup_lines.png
Tee-hee.
Wilgrove
21-06-2007, 16:07
I don't have pick up lines, you know, I usually try to talk to the girls like they're human beings. It's crazy I know, but it works from time to time.
Mirentona
21-06-2007, 16:10
I don't have pick up lines, you know, I usually try to talk to the girls like they're human beings. It's crazy I know, but it works from time to time.

We all should probably try, because the win to lose ratio is still higher with your approach.

Pickup lines:

That work: 1 or 2

Don't work: Infinite
Mirentona
21-06-2007, 16:13
Yes, because all NS players are all either heterosexual males of lesbians...

Oh, by the way, here is a question mark for you to cut and paste the next time you need one - ?.

Uhhhh. What? :confused:
Bodies Without Organs
21-06-2007, 16:13
What is your best pickup line. When you go out to find a girl, how do you grab her attention.


Yes, because all NS players are all either heterosexual males or lesbians...

Oh, by the way, here is a question mark for you to cut and paste the next time you need one - ?.
Bodies Without Organs
21-06-2007, 16:16
Uhhhh. What? :confused:

Why no question about picking up men/boys?
Mirentona
21-06-2007, 16:17
Why no question about picking up men/boys?

Sorry. Didn't think of that when I made the thread. Oops...forgive me :)
Hulina
21-06-2007, 16:21
Man: Would you like to dance?
Woman: Yes!
Man: Good, then I can sit down and chat with your beautiful friend...

Man: Would like to have good sex?
Woman: No!!!
Man: Good, come with me then.
Utracia
21-06-2007, 16:26
I never have had occasion to use this, but I'd go with "Yo. What's up?"

I suppose "hello" would work as well. :)
Mirentona
21-06-2007, 16:27
I never have had occasion to use this, but I'd go with "Yo. What's up?"

"Yo boo, what ya doin' what ya say we goz back to my plizace and have us a lil' fun."
Johnny B Goode
21-06-2007, 16:27
What is your best pickup line. When you go out to find a girl, how do you grab her attention. Needless to say mine never works.

"Hey, lets go back to my place and shag, yeah baby yeah!"

*smack*

Whats yours?

Edit:

Also, what is your best pickup line if your trying to get a guy?

I never have had occasion to use this, but I'd go with "Yo. What's up?"
Susiekistan
21-06-2007, 16:28
i say..."do u no wat my fave song is????......."i touch myself".......gets dem all d time!!!!!!!
Nadkor
21-06-2007, 16:32
I can't say I've ever gone out to find a girl...
SaintB
21-06-2007, 17:02
I've never used a line cept as a joke, but I have had women use them on me. I made a thread along the same lines myself not too long ago.
The Blaatschapen
21-06-2007, 17:24
Pick up lines don't work. Instead try to open the conversation with something funny or when she bumps into you in a crowded bar, make fun of her. Like saying "I'll let you go for now, but next time you accidentally bump into me you owe me a beer :D"
Kryozerkia
21-06-2007, 17:25
I have advice for anyone looking for pick-up lines to use on girls...

HINT: pick-up lines are asinine.

Just talk to us like we're human. Ask us what our name is and go from there. You'd be surprise at the reaction if you just talk to us like we're anyone you'd meet at work.
Dundee-Fienn
21-06-2007, 17:27
I have advice for anyone looking for pick-up lines to use on girls...

HINT: pick-up lines are asinine.

Just talk to us like we're human. Ask us what our name is and go from there. You'd be surprise at the reaction if you just talk to us like we're anyone you'd meet at work.

QFT
SaintB
21-06-2007, 17:29
I have advice for anyone looking for pick-up lines to use on girls...

HINT: pick-up lines are asinine.

Just talk to us like we're human. Ask us what our name is and go from there. You'd be surprise at the reaction if you just talk to us like we're anyone you'd meet at work.

I might just start using pick up lines then... I have too much to handle right now.