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If you had an exact copy of yourself(personality, opinion, genetically) only with the opposite gender would you have sex with him/her? And what would you two do together?

Ugh. No. I'd kill it with a brick.

I'd kill her. Besides that'd be one ugly chick.

That's almost as weird as delivering a pizza to some hot chick and her friends, and having her come up to you and blatantly ask you, "If you were having sex and had the option to change bodies (swap bodies) so you could be the female, would you?"

Needless to say, I was caught unawares with that question...Not something one would expect when delivering food...

We'd go streaking together. Or I'd just make her do all of my homework.

Oh, and to answer the question, I'd get along well with myself. Constantly talking to myself...yeah...

I'm curious to see what LG has to say. His quippy inserts are always fun to read.

EDIT: Yay for timewarping both of myself!

If you had an exact copy of yourself(personality, opinion, genetically) only with the opposite gender would you have sex with him/her? And what would you two do together?

RPG's, Video Games, stuff... basically, she would be another "sister" to me, so no sex or anything obscene.

Hell no. I'd run from myself as fast as I could.

I think the more pressing question is whether such sex would be considered incest or masturbation.

Well, see, that could mean a future power struggle or at the very least a scandal, so no.

Ugh. No. I'd kill it with a brick.

This time warp is ruining my timing.:mad:

Ugh. No. I'd kill it with a brick.

IT?! So what gender are you that the opposite would be an "IT"?!? :confused: :eek:

This time warp is ruining my timing.:mad:

isnt that what time warps are supposed to ruin? :p

A female me would kick ass.

isnt that what time warps are supposed to ruin? :p

Don't bull-guard the roach.

We probably wouldn't get along. LOL

Same as me genetically, but opposite sex.

ummm...eww, a twin sister with matching goatee?!?!

but i would not mind her being straight.

this of course would mean her and i fight over the same guy, but ehh.

it.would.be.weird.

-Rafe
OOC

That's almost as weird as delivering a pizza to some hot chick and her friends, and having her come up to you and blatantly ask you, "If you were having sex and had the option to change bodies (swap bodies) so you could be the female, would you?"

Needless to say, I was caught unawares with that question...Not something one would expect when delivering food...

I keep thinking about this post...


so what was your answer!!!! :headbang:

If you had an exact copy of yourself(personality, opinion, genetically) only with the opposite gender would you have sex with him/her?

why would you want to have sex with your sibling?

why would you want to have sex with your sibling?



Originally posted by Arnold Judas Rimmer
After much soul searching, I reluctantly decided: "What the hell, I just wouldn't tell her." He smiles to himself, and shrugs.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rimmerworld

LOLz Hey some people would. I was just asking.

If you had an exact copy of yourself(personality, opinion, genetically) only with the opposite gender would you have sex with him/her? And what would you two do together?

Bizarre.

I guess this would be uber incest.

Has anybody ever seen The Dreamers? Yeah... That would be us.

I guess this would be uber incest.

one step down from fucking an identical twin, a level up from fucking your parent, in sheer genetic closeness terms.

one step down from fucking an identical twin, a level up from fucking your parent, in sheer genetic closeness terms.

Here's a thought, Rimmer created his female clone so technically he was also her dad as much as he was her sibling. :eek:

Here's a thought, Rimmer created his female clone so technically he was also her dad as much as he was her sibling. :eek:

or the penultimate example of narcissism.

or the penultimate example of narcissism.

No, he only acted narcissistic and self obsessed to compensate for his uber strong hatred for himself.

If you had an exact copy of yourself(personality, opinion, genetically) only with the opposite gender would you have sex with him/her? And what would you two do together?


This is why people mock you, SL. ;)

Don't bull-guard the roach.
I've always, and friends too, said it as 'bogart' that roach. Though bull-guard does make a certain degree of sense...

Anyway-
Man that would be one ugly chick. And I don't think I could stand me. I'd need someone slightly better than me to at least balance out, a full on me would en up circling the drain rather quickly...

This is why people mock you, SL. ;)

Sorry, you have no source and you're not being specific so ergo your statement is false, as is the law of NSG. FAIL.

Besides I'm not the only one who posts like this, go flamebait someone else for a while. There's a silly ideas thread you can spam with your reverse psychological drivvle.

... I'm talking about those who would agree to have sex with their clone.

then again, now much self loathing is needed to... hmmm... would it be sex or would it be rape?

and if 'she' was, as you put it, exactly the same personality wise, wouldn't 'she' also be filled with self hatred... thus denying sex to her male counterparts whom she would deduce was clones like her?

Thats probably why in the story Rimmer's Offspring turned on him and locked him up and kept him there for generations.

No, he only acted narcissistic and self obsessed to compensate for his uber strong hatred for himself.

... I'm talking about those who would agree to have sex with their clone.

then again, now much self loathing is needed to... hmmm... would it be sex or would it be rape?

and if 'she' was, as you put it, exactly the same personality wise, wouldn't 'she' also be filled with self hatred... thus denying sex to her male counterparts whom she would deduce was clones like her?

If you had an exact copy of yourself(personality, opinion, genetically) only with the opposite gender would you have sex with him/her? And what would you two do together?

Bizarre.

I guess this would be uber incest.

"If you were having sex and had the option to change bodies (swap bodies) so you could be the female, would you?"

moneys on she was a guy...

No. Although beggars can't be choosers, I do have some standards.

i dont know, it would depend, would she have female parts and would she have long hair and such, just persoanlity and genetics?

I'm sure any fully homosexual person would say "no!" to this question, since most people seem to be taking it to mean "will you have sex with your sort-of self". :)

So, for that implied question: Um... probably not. I mean I certainly wouldn't be going "it's a clone of me! I should have sex with it!" But if we randomly fell in love with each other.... no. I'd be upset with myself because we were in love, but I couldn't ignore the moral and/or scientific issues.

We'd probably end up hanging out and talking a lot. Except when we didn't want to talk. In which case we wouldn't talk, and it would be all good.

Oh, and to answer the question, I'd get along well with myself. Constantly talking to myself...yeah...

You don't have to have a clone to constantly talk to yourself.

I'd experiment with weird OS together with him. And spend nights arguing about philosophy and politics.

If you had an exact copy of yourself(personality, opinion, genetically) only with the opposite gender would you have sex with him/her? And what would you two do together?

well being a gemini by birth, i think we'd probably get along with each other just fine. more so then with anyone else even. unlike many if not most other people given the same situation.

of course the cell scrapings to grow her from would have to be taken at such a time as to make her a gemini too.

=^^=
.../\...

one step down from fucking an identical twin, a level up from fucking your parent, in sheer genetic closeness terms.

Your parent is only 50% genetically related to you, a sibling has the potential to be 100% genetically dissimilar if the minute chance of each sibling inheriting the opposite 50% percent of autosomal DNA from each parent happens (that is dissimilar in terms of sexually recombinant DNA, not mitochrondria. Which doesn't have anything to do with the homozygous problems of inbreeding anyhow)

A clone, except for the XY/XX difference, would be 100% autosomally similar, and have all of the problems of any homozygous effects through progeny 100% of the time.

If you had an exact copy of yourself(personality, opinion, genetically) only with the opposite gender would you have sex with him/her? And what would you two do together?
An exact copy of myself would be similarly very self critical but very open to others, so yes, a female me would probably be a nice companion. I suspect, though, that both of us would rather just cuddle.

If you had an exact copy of yourself(personality, opinion, genetically) only with the opposite gender would you have sex with him/her? And what would you two do together?

Nah, that would be boring.

If you had an exact copy of yourself(personality, opinion, genetically) only with the opposite gender would you have sex with him/her? And what would you two do together?

Theoretically it could be possible to, one day, produce a female clone of a man. A man has an X chromosome, so you can just take two of them. But how could you make a male clone of a woman who has no Y Chromosome to extract?

But yes, if I weren't already married I suppose I would. I'm told I'd be better looking as a woman than I am as a man, so I suppose I'd be getting the better of that bargain.

Of course, if she had my personality, wouldn't she end up a lesbian?

A clone, except for the XY/XX difference, would be 100% autosomally similar, and have all of the problems of any homozygous effects through progeny 100% of the time.

Either way, you'd only be screwing yourself. :p

It woulndn't really be a clone...

If you had an exact copy of yourself(personality, opinion, genetically) only with the opposite gender would you have sex with him/her? And what would you two do together?

I think I'd be hot enough as a woman. My other self probably wouldn't let me though. I just can't win - not even myself will let me sleep with her!

Anyway, wouldn't it/shouldn't it be illegal or something? Kinda like sleeping with your sister. Yuck!

Oh, and to answer the question, I'd get along well with myself. Constantly talking to myself...yeah...

I'm curious to see what LG has to say. His quippy inserts are always fun to read.

EDIT: Yay for timewarping both of myself!

I don't know. Dating a female me would violate one of my cardinal rules of dating; Never date anyone crazier than you are.

Let's face it: A female me would automatically be crazier than me. It's inevitable. On the other hand, think of the kids. :) On the other other hand, my half Goofball kids are enough trouble as is. On the other other other hand, we'd boink like there's no tomorrow. On the other other other other hand, my wife and I already do.

..:eek:... EGAD! You don't suppose...

...maybe.... could my wife already BE a female me? :eek:

Nah. Though she enjoys my mischievous antics, a female me would instigate them instead. :p

Nah. Though she enjoys my mischievous antics, a female me would instigate them instead. :p

Hrmm...two volatile elements, bonded...create a stable element? You'd be so busy counter-crazying the other, there'd be no crazy...

*Gets to work in cloning labs.*

If she was as naughty as me, yes.

But we would do it so much that it would get broring pretty fast.

I think the more pressing question is whether such sex would be considered incest or masturbation.

This is very LG-style.

If you had an exact copy of yourself(personality, opinion, genetically) only with the opposite gender would you have sex with him/her? And what would you two do together?

This is something I have considered, and I'd have to say absolutely yes, on one condition:

She must not be an exact clone when it comes to personality and opinions. I want some differences...small ones, but differences, like some minor issue we can have fun quibbling over. (For some odd reason I've always pictured this as her being Buddhist and my being an athiest and quibbling over enlightenment and what have you.) That would be a lot more fun than just a sex romp with me with a vagina.

This is very LG-style.

Incesturbation. :)

Hrmm...two volatile elements, bonded...create a stable element? You'd be so busy counter-crazying the other, there'd be no crazy...

*Gets to work in cloning labs.*

You realize that one wrong move could create... Crazy Squared! :eek:

Incesturbation. :)

The real question is...who cares?

Sorry, you have no source and you're not being specific so ergo your statement is false, as is the law of NSG. FAIL.

the irony, it burns! The goggles do nothing!

Besides I'm not the only one who posts like this

you're the only one who doesn't stop

The real question is...who cares?

I always care about sex and myself.

By the way:
If masturbation is having sex with the person you love the most (at least for narcissists),
... then, if a self-hater masturbates, it would be rape!

You realize that one wrong move could create... Crazy Squared! :eek:

It's an acceptable risk.

the irony, it burns! The goggles do nothing!



What kind of a person wears irony-proof goggles?

I always care about sex and myself.
My point was that the incestual or masturbatory aspects should not matter. They certainly don't to me, as masturbation is the business of the person masturbating and only that person, and incestual relations are the business of the people who choose to relate in that manner. So long as they are adults and can think the situation through, they are more than welcome to pursue whatever the hell they want so far as I'm concerned.

Of course, I wouldn't see having sex with a clone to really be incest or masturbation anyway, so it's all moot to me.

If you had an exact copy of yourself(personality, opinion, genetically) only with the opposite gender would you have sex with him/her? And what would you two do together?

Be a hell of an ugly chick. Besides, I've got a girl I like.

Of course i would, hell I'd even do it if the clone was of the same sex as me. I am the best person in the world, and deserve the best person to!

This is something I have considered, and I'd have to say absolutely yes, on one condition:

She must not be an exact clone when it comes to personality and opinions. I want some differences...small ones, but differences, like some minor issue we can have fun quibbling over. (For some odd reason I've always pictured this as her being Buddhist and my being an athiest and quibbling over enlightenment and what have you.) That would be a lot more fun than just a sex romp with me with a vagina.

She would be a woman. Even if she had the same personality, all the hormones would change her quite a lot. And considering she is a woman, she would disagree with you just out of spite.

And considering she is a woman, she would disagree with you just out of spite.

Sounds like a mother-in-law...

I can assume that queer people simply have a clone that is whatever gender and sex that they are attracted to, right? Wouldn't want this to be a hetero only party.

To be honest, it wouldn't matter. I would never have sex with my clone. Though my clone would be very good looking...

I can assume that queer people simply have a clone that is whatever gender and sex that they are attracted to, right? Wouldn't want this to be a hetero only party.

To be honest, it wouldn't matter. I would never have sex with my clone. Though my clone would be very good looking...

Hmph...(thinks)

Do bisexuals get two clones?

I can assume that queer people simply have a clone that is whatever gender and sex that they are attracted to, right? Wouldn't want this to be a hetero only party.

To be honest, it wouldn't matter. I would never have sex with my clone. Though my clone would be very good looking...

What if your clone seduces you? Chances are that your clone knows exacly what turns you on. *nod*

She would be a woman. Even if she had the same personality, all the hormones would change her quite a lot. And considering she is a woman, she would disagree with you just out of spite.

...

That's the point. She's supposed to be her own person, not a direct clone of me.

...

To be honest, I think it would make a lot more sense to phrase the question in terms of an alternate reality counterpart rather than a clone.
I can assume that queer people simply have a clone that is whatever gender and sex that they are attracted to, right? Wouldn't want this to be a hetero only party.
Of course.

I'd have sex with my clone even if it were the same gender.

Especially if it were the same gender. That way I wouldn't have to worry about interbreeding.

If you had an exact copy of yourself(personality, opinion, genetically) only with the opposite gender would you have sex with him/her? And what would you two do together?

I'd hit it.

Okay, Would anyone else have sex with my clone?

Hmph...(thinks)

Do bisexuals get two clones?
No, they get a clone that switches between genders at will.

What if your clone seduces you? Chances are that your clone knows exacly what turns you on. *nod*
Oooh. :D

just wait for the bad news from the female clone of yourself saying to you she knocked up from the party she went to sometime back

I don't think you'd even have a choice about your clone:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genetic_sexual_attraction

A male version of me? :eek:

It wouldn't work out very well at all. To be the same, the clone would also have to have gender issues (though as it would be a woman, it would have to want to be a man). So we would both be jealous of each other, leading to ever-increasing hostility. There is only one logical conclusion...a fight to the death. And, as we would have the same strength, it would logically follow that we would both have to die in the fight. So no, I won't be sending a cheque to Clones inc. any time soon :p

I don't think you'd even have a choice about your clone:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genetic_sexual_attraction

The article does not cite its sources.

Kryozerkia: Why not?

What if your clone seduces you? Chances are that your clone knows exacly what turns you on. *nod*

That's something I'll have to consider in the LG-Stabilizer project *nods*

The article does not cite its sources.



It cites three - two scientific articles and one in Guardian.

That's something I'll have to consider in the LG-Stabilizer project *nods*
Whatever you do, don't rush it into testing before it's ready. That's how you end up getting stuck with one situation or another.

It cites three - two scientific articles and one in Guardian.
...

Butbutbut the article says at the top that it does not cite anything...

Also, isn't the Guardian a tabloid?

No, for many reasons, not the least of which is that I'd make an ugly woman.

A clone of me, eh?
No, I wouldn't have sex with it...that'd be like incest. After all, it has the same DNA as me. I'd probably just play RISK with it.

:/

If the alternate me was hot then I sure would.

No, that's incest....you're gross...

No, that's incest....you're gross...

Incest is a game the entire family can play.

There was a science fiction novel from the '70's that dealt with that issue in the context of time travel: The Man Who Folded Himself by David Gerrold. I recall reading it and not liking it, but I didn't like a lot of '70's SF.

And to answer your question: no.

I would love a female duplicate - that would be great!

Perfect partner for your most depraved, sickest, wildest, kinkiest sexual fantasies - a never ending celebration of total depravity :)

Not that I wont be doing that this weekend anyway, just with different people with slightly different fantasies.

Also, isn't the Guardian a tabloid?

No :confused:

No, they get a clone that switches between genders at will.

Now there's an idea. Someone tell Neesika.

I am beginning to learn that I don't work best with people "exactly like me." I need some kind of variation in the relationship to bring out my best personality traits, otherwise it's boring.

I don't know, I might sleep with him anyway, just for the novelty of it.

No, they get a clone that switches between genders at will.

what if you want a threesome with youself, what then

No I'd make an ugly female, but I would have sex with a same sex clone of myself.

No I'd make an ugly female, but I would have sex with a same sex clone of myself.

I think that would be more like masterbation.

I think that would be more like masterbation.

The mechanics would be quite dissimilar.

It would give a whole new dimension to the phrase "Go f*ck yourself"

I could finally lick my own elbow

Just a genetics point: The best option for this (for hetero guys and lesbians) would be an attempted male clone with testosterone immunity, thus being phenotypically female.

I could finally lick my own elbow

*tries*

Hey!

Another one of me? As a woman?

I imagine the universe would implode in on itself.

If you had an exact copy of yourself(personality, opinion, genetically) only with the opposite gender would you have sex with him/her? And what would you two do together?

That's basically incest, at that point, so no.

*tries*

Hey!


I could go for a clone of you!

I'd lick yoru elbows and... erm you know... knees

It'd still be me, so I'd kill him.

I hate that son of a bitch.

I could finally lick my own elbow

I know someone so double jointed he actually can lick his own elbow! So that rumour is a myth!

It'd still be me, so I'd kill him.

I hate that son of a bitch.

Thats an insult to you and yo mamma.

Hmm... I'd probably just take them to college and pretend they were someone else completely. Could have excellently evenly-matched drinking games for a bit of fun, too.

I didn't spread a rumor. I desperately want to lick my own elbow and cannot do so.

You can, just believe... :)

I know someone so double jointed he actually can lick his own elbow! So that rumour is a myth!

I didn't spread a rumor. I desperately want to lick my own elbow and cannot do so.

I didn't spread a rumor. I desperately want to lick my own elbow and cannot do so.

There are other places on my anatomy I've been trying to lick for years but never been able to reach. :(

There are other places on my anatomy I've been trying to lick for years but never been able to reach. :(

yeah. tell me about it.









no really. tell me all about it. :D

I do have a cousin, Mark .. that if I wasn't kin.. I'd be on him in a heart beat. Well maybe if he wasn't 1st cousin.. dunno. I'm drunk.

I'd probably fuck him.


Although if we were genetically identical, he wouldn't be a he.


Also, I'd fuck another female version of myself. I'm one sexy bitch.

If you had an exact copy of yourself(personality, opinion, genetically) only with the opposite gender would you have sex with him/her? And what would you two do together?

Yes. But I am rather desperate.

If you had an exact copy of yourself(personality, opinion, genetically) only with the opposite gender would you have sex with him/her? And what would you two do together?

Wouldn't that be strengthen my recessive (or defective) genes?

Oh... wait,... incest.

Ugh. No. I'd kill it with a brick.
*FLORT*
:D

Also, I'd fuck another female version of myself. I'm one sexy bitch.

And i, probably one of MANY, would attempt to orient myself in a position to observe closely with popcorn and a webcam.

Incesturbation. :)

Yes, yes ... winner of thread!

Yes, yes ... winner of thread!

Incesturbation?

I agree this is made of win and stuff.

I do have a cousin, Mark .. that if I wasn't kin.. I'd be on him in a heart beat. Well maybe if he wasn't 1st cousin.. dunno. I'm drunk.

A little bit "eh?" and a bit strangely aroused... my interest that is.

Isn't it strange
Feels like I'm lookin' in the mirror
What would people say
If only they knew that I was

Part of some geneticist's plan (plan-plan-plan)
Born to be a carbon copy man (man-man-man)
There in a petri dish late one night
They took a donor's body cell and fertilized a human egg and so I say

I think I'm a clone now
There's always two of me just a-hangin' around
I think I'm a clone now
'Cause every chromosome is a hand-me-down

Look at the way
We go out walking close together
I guess you could say
I'm really beside myself

I still remember how it began (gan-gan-gan)
They produced a carbon copy man (man-man-man)
Born in a science lab late one night
Without a mother or a father, just a test tube and a womb with a view

I think I'm a clone now (a clone now)
There's always two of me just a-hangin' around
I think I'm a clone now (a clone now)
'Cause every chromosome is a hand-me-down

I think I'm a clone now (a clone now)
And I can stay at home while I'm out of town
I think I'm a clone now (a clone now)
'Cause every pair of genes is a hand-me-down

Signing autographs for my fans
Come and meet the carbon copy man
Livin' in stereo, it's all right
Well I can be my own best friend and I can send myself for pizza so I say

I think I'm a clone now
Another one of me's always hangin' around
I think I'm a clone now
'Cause every chromosome is a hand-me-down

I think I'm a clone now (a clone now)
I've been on Oprah Winfrey - I'm world renowned
I think I'm a clone now (a clone now)
And every pair of genes is a hand-me-down

I think I'm a clone now (a clone now)
That's my genetic twin always hangin' around
I think I'm a clone now (a clone now)
'Cause every chromosome is a hand-me-down
Not much about sex ... but then again, it IS Al.

Incesturbation?

I agree this is made of win and stuff.

And weird synchronicity.
I was thinking of tacos as a reply and i caught the tv screen for a sec, which is showing "Lil' Bush", and it was showing a comparison or thought or something of Kim Jong Il's, where one side of the screen was him and the other side was a taco.

o.0

As for that hypothetical situation, I'd accept in a second. It's not everyday you get to experience "teh sex" from the other gender's POV.

Agreed. Curiosity killed the cat. :P

I keep thinking about this post...


so what was your answer!!!!

Yes.

moneys on she was a guy...

No, there's no way that that girl could've been male. It was too obvious what her gender was. I'll leave that to your imagination. Just know, she was drunk.

You don't have to have a clone to constantly talk to yourself.

True, but at least this way you can get in a shouting match if you come to a disagreement with yourself.

I don't know. Dating a female me would violate one of my cardinal rules of dating; Never date anyone crazier than you are.

Let's face it: A female me would automatically be crazier than me. It's inevitable. On the other hand, think of the kids. On the other other hand, my half Goofball kids are enough trouble as is. On the other other other hand, we'd boink like there's no tomorrow. On the other other other other hand, my wife and I already do.

..... EGAD! You don't suppose...

...maybe.... could my wife already BE a female me?

Nah. Though she enjoys my mischievous antics, a female me would instigate them instead.

Guess you'd need all those clones of you to have all those other other other other other hands eh?

The things you could do with those hands! *shock*

You realize that one wrong move could create... Crazy Squared!

LG SquarePants?

______________

Further thoughts:

What happens if your clone tries any of the following:
* "Officer! I got raped by myself!"
* "Officer! I was abused by myself!"
* "Officer! If my clone is guilty of murder, am I also guilty?" (raises the question about potential identical fingerprints...)
* Identity theft ("Sorry ma'am, you don't look like him according to this ID."..."But it's me, I swear!"..."Ma'am. This guy's got a square jaw and a beard. You don't. Plus, you're missing certain jewels."

Would it be legal to send your clone other half to work in your place? Oh! Could you get DOUBLE income if both of you work at the same time?

Oh the many things that run through mine and her brains...

He may be crazy squared, but I am crazy cubed.

I thus secure the title of Allanea CubePants.

I didn't spread a rumor. I desperately want to lick my own elbow and cannot do so.

It's only the outside of the elbow people can't reach, you can lick the inside easily enough.

No, we wouldn't have sex (ergh...not with me...looking like I do), but at least my views would get me at least one vote in an election.

My eyes and my lips on a GIRL? Goddamnit, we'd be fucking each other even before thinking about it.

Problem is, she would know how to get a lot of guys and I still wouldn't have a clue how to get a lot of girls. So I'd still be jealous, but hey, we'd dance along a neverending spiral of perversion.

what would you two do together?

Try to take over the world! muhahaha

The opposite gender form of me could never exist. Ever. It would be one of those things that would cause the world and the universe to implode. Therefore, if I ever happened upon a clone of myself in opposite gender, I would have no choice but to murder said clone on spot.

no.

I wont have sex with blonds, and since the opposite gender of me would still have blond hair than no, I wouldn't have sex with them.

We would however make for awesome friends.

I wont have sex with blonds

I believe I speak for all of us when I say "What the fuck?"

That's almost as weird as delivering a pizza to some hot chick and her friends, and having her come up to you and blatantly ask you, "If you were having sex and had the option to change bodies (swap bodies) so you could be the female, would you?"

Needless to say, I was caught unawares with that question...Not something one would expect when delivering food...

Some sort of dare probably.

And i, probably one of MANY, would attempt to orient myself in a position to observe closely with popcorn and a webcam.

(Nods furiously)

If you had an exact copy of yourself(personality, opinion, genetically) only with the opposite gender would you have sex with him/her? And what would you two do together?

I'd fuck it regardless of gender.

What's the problem? I already do myself - we all do that.

This would just take a bit less imagination....

An interesting question. I suspect a female me would be gorgeous, which would make me answer yes. But she might look like my mother, which would make me answer no.