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I'm going with when Cartman reveals to Scott Tetterman that he is eating his parents.

I never saw it coming and was thinking "HOLY SHIT!" the entire time he explained it.

Where Uncle Jimbo's friend who's name I forget is all depressed after Stan shoots the thing and drops his gun, saying he'll never hurt another creature or something, and when the gun hits the ground it goes off and shoots Kenny.

Cartman cursing in front of all those Christians after he finds out that he doesn't win a platinum record but rather the mir (sic) record. :) I like it because Butters is so calm when he tells Cartman off.

That would be Ned.

I love "He's coming right for us!"

"Boy! That's dangerous! Yer gonna spill yer beer!"

Where Uncle Jimbo's friend who's name I forget is all depressed after Stan shoots the thing and drops his gun, saying he'll never hurt another creature or something, and when the gun hits the ground it goes off and shoots Kenny.

That would be Ned.

I love "He's coming right for us!"

I didn't mind the bit in Hell with death and Satan conspiring about how to keep Kenny from dying and going to heaven to get the holy psp.

'We'll do what we always do, we'll use the Republicans'.

"A Million Little Fibers", because of this quote:

Oprah's going to be okay. I wish I could say the same for her vagina and asshole.

Cartman cursing in front of all those Christians after he finds out that he doesn't win a platinum record but rather the mir (sic) record. :) I like it because Butters is so calm when he tells Cartman off.

Is that the one where Cartman just renames romantic lyrics from 'Baby' to 'Jesus'?

Is that the one where Cartman just renames romantic lyrics from 'Baby' to 'Jesus'?

Yep. ^_^

"A Million Little Fibers", because of this quote:

Oprah's going to be okay. I wish I could say the same for her vagina and asshole.

Man, that episode got hammered on the net. My friend and I loved it though. The whole thing is just so absurd. People don't appreciate that stuff enough.

*EDIT*
Which reminds me, we need to make an NSG Garfield sans dialogue thread.

Is that the one where Cartman just renames romantic lyrics from 'Baby' to 'Jesus'?

:)
Yes. That was one of my favorite episodes. Especially the part where Cartman tells Token that he has a bass guitar in his basement because he's black, and there is.

The one when cartman oes to fat camp.

Cartman becomes the head of the Passion fanclub and leads a march of idiots down main street shouting German phrases.

I'm going with when Cartman reveals to Scott Tetterman that he is eating his parents.

I never saw it coming and was thinking "HOLY SHIT!" the entire time he explained it.

When it was cancelled.

...

It is cancelled, right? Please tell me it is cancelled.

From the movie: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-ZyEQvB278

:D

Cartman as an evangelical tent preacher. What was funnier than that? :p

The one when cartman oes to fat camp.

That one was classic. Cartman smuggling in the candy. :)

From the re-run episode, shortly after a massive satellite dish shoots out of Cartman's ass:

"You know that feeling when you take a huge dump? Awesome."

Same episode, shortly after the same satellite dish re-enters Cartman's ass:

"Are you alright?"

"You know that feeling when that huge dump you just took shoots back up your as-NO, I AM NOT ALRIGHT!"

From the movie: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-ZyEQvB278

:D

indeed thats the main one i can all ways recall

To add a couple others:

1. Any time Cartman says something insanely anti-Semitic and everyone shrugs it off.

and

2. Any time one of Cartman's insanely anti-Semitic statements is actually true, e.g. Kyle's "Jew Gold." :p

when cartman becomes hall monitor:p

One word : Cartman.

Cartman cursing in front of all those Christians after he finds out that he doesn't win a platinum record but rather the mir (sic) record. :) I like it because Butters is so calm when he tells Cartman off.

Myrrh, I think.

Not to be confused with "muhr?"

When Officer Barbrady goes back to school, resulting in Cartman gaining authorita.

From the re-run episode, shortly after a massive satellite dish shoots out of Cartman's ass:

"You know that feeling when you take a huge dump? Awesome."

Same episode, shortly after the same satellite dish re-enters Cartman's ass:

"Are you alright?"

"You know that feeling when that huge dump you just took shoots back up your as-NO, I AM NOT ALRIGHT!"

This entire episode.

The death of Chef?

How about bi-curious?

Of course, there's a lot of bits - like the one where Garrison explains evolution.
And scissoring.

:)

It's been too long since i've seen to many of the others.

SNIP

pffft the classroom scene (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wplY1uw5Ebs) is what sticks in my mind:

"how would you like to go see the school counsellor!"

"how would you like to suck my balls"

:D

The slow speed chase after Cartman commits a "hate crime." That and the judge telling him that if he has to hit someone, make sure it's someone of the same race.

Priest goes to the Vatican to tell them how some priests are molesting children, and the guy tells the assembly, and then turns and asks him for suggestions how they can go on molesting children without getting caught.

And Merriwinks, which was genius of a type rarely witnessed.

when they set their preschool teacher in fire for the second time and blame it on another kid, and the teacher has to beep once to say it was that kid who set her on fire and she beeps twice to say no (she couldn't speak because of the first time they put her on fire) but the police officer says "two times yes".

Cartman becomes the head of the Passion fanclub and leads a march of idiots down main street shouting German phrases.

'to do what must be done'.

I'm suprised merriwinks has had no mentions....

Does that make me the weirdo, I wonder.....

I think my favourite moment would have to be from the episode where Cartman wrote a christmas poem about Stan helping the forest animals to build a shed so that their saviour can be born, who turns out to be the anti-Christ, so they try and get Kyle to become his host-body, so the mountainlion cubs need to learn how to perform an abortion, but they're too late, so in the end Santa shows up and kills the newly-born anti-Christ....

... and two weeks later, the little Jewish boy died of AIDS.

The best moment in South Park has definetley got to be when they get all the special guests like Elton John and Meatloaf on Chef Aid.

Or the bit where Lemmywinks get's shoved up Mr Slaves arse.

I liked the part in the Walmart episode, where there's that cliched 'I can take many forms, I just used this one to make you feel more comfortable' and he was 'changing forms' by putting on different hats and shit, and then when he 'revealed his true form' he just took off a fake moustache.

Too many. When Cartman leads the Confederacy actors to take over the US. Or the WoW one:

"Do you have a world of warcraft account?"

"No. I have a life."

or the weird japanese anime one when they all buy weapons at the fair and Keny gets the throwing star wedged in Buters eye so they disguise him as a dog so they don't get in trouble.

Early episodes were much more classic.
Steal underpants
???
Profit

'to do what must be done'.

I'm suprised merriwinks has had no mentions....

Does that make me the weirdo, I wonder.....

merriwinks? do you mean the hamster lemiwinks?

I like it when paris hilton follows in the hamsters footsteps.

I like the episode when the dog whisper to train cartman:p

"Cripple fight!!!"

:D

Too many. When Cartman leads the Confederacy actors to take over the US. Or the WoW one:

"Do you have a world of warcraft account?"

"No. I have a life.".

And the sad thing is... it's true. I know WoW players and this is very true... in a sad kind of pitiful way...

Dunno if anyones said this yet, but in the episode where the gang gets served by some street dancing kids. Butters' flashback to the end of his tapdancing career where he accidently kills like 11 people while tap dancing is freaking hilarious!

Plus Cartman is a total leg-end.

The Halloween episode with Korn is one of my favorites.

"Warm up KORN!"

pffft the classroom scene (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wplY1uw5Ebs) is what sticks in my mind:

"how would you like to go see the school counsellor!"

"how would you like to suck my balls"

:D

Especially using the bullhorn. That was classic.:D

"Oh, Barbara found the other half of the amulet, did she?"

I'm going with when Cartman reveals to Scott Tetterman that he is eating his parents.

I never saw it coming and was thinking "HOLY SHIT!" the entire time he explained it.

agreed, that is my fave. I saw it coming because in the movie "The Suicide Kings" the great Christopher Walkin grinds up his neighbors and feeds them to his dogs.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCZaKSko5I8

Underpants
?????
Profit

Probably seeing Christopher Reeve eating fetuses for the first time. :p

"Hey, guys, Mr Garrison has titties."

Oh, and the "Kyle's mom is a bitch" song.

Where Cartman poses as a young sperm entrepeneur. And when he points his finger at the lady during a quality control...

Click (http://www.rollingstone.com/news/story/13656546/rolling_stones_top_25_moments_from_south_park/1)

Credits to Fass.

This entire episode.

"Kick the baby!"

Cartman sings Heat of the Moment to Congress.

The Best Friends Forever episode. And that giant, golden statue of Keanu Reeves at the end.

they took ur jobss

Stan Darsh

and...

Whateva, whateva I do what I want...

The Mr Hankey episode.

The magic moment for me is the black and white advertisement on how to make your own Mr Hankey - the kid with the shit all over his face is priceless.

"That's not nice."

I think it was also the episode where Kenny didn't die.