NationStates Jolt Archive

This is not for making fun of others but to post silly ideas of yours.

Like... your idea for uh.... something! :)

The sillier the better!

Like uh... a butt scratcher built into my chair that knows when to fix the itch!

Computer guided crotch-seeking tennis balls. *nod*

Lets take Antarctica and move it to the middle of the Pacific Ocean

Then all the Ice that melts off, we can transport to Mars and set up colonies over there

Then we can live on Antarctica and Mars....:p

A toilet that takes your pants down for you.

You're onto something...

a vacuum cleaner that can identify and classify each particle it picks up so you can get a report on what kind of dirt is in your carpet.

A toilet that takes your pants down for you.

A toilet that takes your pants down for you.

There's an awful lot that could go wrong. Horribly horribly wrong.

Then we could talk about it here on NSG. :)

a vacuum cleaner that can identify and classify each particle it picks up so you can get a report on what kind of dirt is in your carpet.

SOme things are better off not being known. :eek:

No donuts, no deal.

That is why I propose to replace ALL paper with writable AND edible donuts!

a microwave that will tell you the fat content of the snack you are warming up and how many miles you have to run to burn it off?

(that actually might be a good idea)


pants that sing!

There's an awful lot that could go wrong. Horribly horribly wrong.

Then we could talk about it here on NSG. :)

So it should be implemented immediately then?

So it should be implemented immediately then?

Definitely. *nod*

a microwave that will tell you the fat content of the snack you are warming up and how many miles you have to run to burn it off?

(that actually might be a good idea)


pants that sing!

No... even better, pants that play the instrumental part of song that you can sing to! You can be the most obnoxious person on the block! :)

No... even better, pants that play the instrumental part of song that you can sing to! You can be the most obnoxious person on the block! :)

Karaoke Trousers!

*patents idea*

How about "mood condoms"?

Would they be like mood rings? ;)

How about "mood condoms"?

a vacuum cleaner that can identify and classify each particle it picks up so you can get a report on what kind of dirt is in your carpet.

That actually sounds like a really good idea.

Here's an idea: let's use Krups coffee grinders to create portable cold fusion reactors. If it worked for Doc, it can work for us.

This is not for making fun of others but to post silly ideas of yours.

Like... your idea for uh.... something! :)

The sillier the better!

Like uh... a butt scratcher built into my chair that knows when to fix the itch!

I think LG has something about what to do with pepper spray.
I responded with an "idea" about what to do with jalepeno seeds.

How about "mood condoms"?

Better yet - different moods yield different colours AND flavours!

I need a machine to think up ideas for me.

A car which has its wheels rotate 90 degrees so it's easier to parallel park and change lanes.

This is not for making fun of others but to post silly ideas of yours.

Like... your idea for uh.... something! :)

The sillier the better!

Like uh... a butt scratcher built into my chair that knows when to fix the itch!

I would but then I'd get flamed for doing so even though many popular posters, some of which no longer go here, did it long before I did.

Ahhh what the hell....

What if walls in cafe's had tentacles so no waiters were needed because all the food was transported to you the same way digested food is moved around in the gut (with cilia)

I need a machine to think up ideas for me.

A car which has its wheels rotate 90 degrees so it's easier to parallel park and change lanes.


You can hire me or google a random generator.

Better yet - different moods yield different colours AND flavours!

Interesting. It'd certainly be easier then buying 20 different flavours and putting them on all at once.

I keep having this silly idea of leaving NS.


Nah. It'll never happen.

I keep having this silly idea of leaving NS.


Nah. It'll never happen.

That IS silly.

There's a whole site of 'em here: http://www.halfbakery.com

Here's one of mine (and a personal favourite :)): Personal grooming hummingbird (http://www.halfbakery.com/idea/Personal_20grooming_20hummingbird#1114435601)

Water polo... with sharks!

Battery-powered battery charger!

Helicoptor ejection seat!

Playstation3!

Playstation3!

Surely not, that will never catch on??

Water polo... with sharks!
Be interesting if nothing else, just think of the commentary.


Battery-powered battery charger!

Be useful, when you have the wrong size batteries and no power supply.


Helicoptor ejection seat!

As long as it ejected downwards be fine


Playstation3!
pure idiocy

Global Positioning socks.

How about "mood condoms"?

Which mood besides "horny" would a condom need to support?

Which mood besides "horny" would a condom need to support?

"Extremly horny". :)

I'd like to insert a short thin lighter into my thumb, with a little sprung hatch on top so I could flick up the hatch, click my index finger against my thumb and hey presto - a flame.

It's so possible as well :(

I'd like to insert a short thin lighter into my thumb, with a little sprung hatch on top so I could flick up the hatch, click my index finger against my thumb and hey presto - a flame.

It's so possible as well :(

It's good if you're a smoker, bad if you accidently trigger it...

"Who started this fire?"

*Barr hides their hands* "I didn't do it!"

It's good for candles, BBQs, dark places - it's ultra handy - I call it the 'Swiss Army Finger' despite not being Swiss, never having been in the army and... well I do have fingers.

My other thumb would have a small fire extinguisher for just such an occasion.

Magic!

time travellers robbed earth of its real history and it is their tampering alone that made possible the rise to the roman empire.

there is none of this good and evil nonsense between nontangable beings. there is a god though, but she never told anyone to worship her, and might not even be infallable.

but don't bring it up in dinner conversation because she's still too big to arm wrestle over the seating arraingements.

she does pick some poor bastard every thousand years to channel her, who invariably gets screwed for doing so, even though it is never anyone who ever thought they would have wanted the job.

humans built the face on mars, which was the second 'garden of eden', which, like the first on venus, we destroyed ourselves with environmental carelessness. it was build as a reminder, so that just about the time we'd again have the tecnology to discouver it, not to screw up the third and last planet in our solar system on which our life might be capable of being sustained.

=^^=
.../\...

*snip*

Cameroi, the same time travellers have placed this post in the wrong thread, I believe, if not assuming, you're looking for the alien civilizations thread, this is about inventions that are silly, although my idea is not silly, some might call it genius, genius and madness are on the same latitude however, if not longitude.

Damn if I can't get your writing down right :mad:

Which mood besides "horny" would a condom need to support?

Well, I dare say the females might prefer it if the condom hardened post-man-being-horny to make sure everyone got full enjoyment.;)

It's good for candles, BBQs, dark places - it's ultra handy - I call it the 'Swiss Army Finger' despite not being Swiss, never having been in the army and... well I do have fingers.

My other thumb would have a small fire extinguisher for just such an occasion.

Magic!

Ah, covered all the bases. Smart.

Just no thumb sucking... :)

Cameroi, the same time travellers have placed this post in the wrong thread, I believe, if not assuming, you're looking for the alien civilizations thread, this is about inventions that are silly, although my idea is not silly, some might call it genius, genius and madness are on the same latitude however, if not longitude.

Damn if I can't get your writing down right :mad:

s'ok. you may be write. i'm afraide i couldn't come up with very silly. that was as close as i could come up with. i'm not so sure they would have had to have been 'aliens' or not.

yah, some of what i said may not have been entirely "silly" at all. maybe most of it. i wasn't awaire of the intent of this to be about INVENTIONS though. i didn't see that in the header, and me bad, failing to read the o.p.

silly inventions? credit cards, cell phones, the entire financial services (read legalized con game) 'industry', televison, the private passinger automobile, most military hardware. about the only things i can think that weren't silly we've come up with are refrigerators, narrow gauge multiple unit railways, personal computers and the internet, and wind, solar, and modest scale hydro up in the hills to power them with.

the silliest real life in vention of all would have to be viagra. although tobacco cigarettes probably come pretty close too.

=^^=
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*snip*

Why narrow guage?

Why narrow guage?

real natural energy economics of minimal form factor. getting the most 'milage' out of materials and energy. minimizing wastefulness thereof.

=^^=
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I need a machine to think up ideas for me.

A car which has its wheels rotate 90 degrees so it's easier to parallel park and change lanes.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/London_Taxi

teach a pig to fly

To hell with teaching, just give me a catapult.:D

Edit: I ask for a catapult and get a time warp. Go figure.

teach a pig to fly

teach a pig to fly

Why teach when we can modify their genetics to allow for them to sprout wings?

a keychain which plays an annoying tune every time you whistle at it...oh...wait...

Why teach when we can modify their genetics to allow for them to sprout wings?

i like the idea of flying pigs we can ride on to rest our own wings when travelling great distances. i think i made a picture of that once. it might still be on elfwood.

also houses on stilts way up in the air behind billboards.

=^^=
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Re-elect G W Bush.

Hah? That is against the constitution?? O. k. Halliburton Inc.! That's your job!

a robot that points out your flaws for the purpose of introspection.

any one ever had the bright idea to merge a bike with a wheel chair, in effect a pedal powered wheelchair. for the disabled of course.


This may very well be the greatest first post ever.

any one ever had the bright idea to merge a bike with a wheel chair, in effect a pedal powered wheelchair. for the disabled of course.

when i was about ten i came up with a theory of how to go about time travel. i think it might have involved a complete misunderstanding of space, time and the laws of physics. as i remember it was something to do with "reverse acceleration" whatever that was.

any one ever had the bright idea to merge a bike with a wheel chair, in effect a pedal powered wheelchair. for the disabled of course.

That might be interesting.

An Aircraft Carrier that can move only through the power of the aircraft it carries. So you need to tie them up to eachother, lift the aircraft off and have them pull the carrier. Or, if you have the vertical liftoff jets, you can lift it out of the water and carry it over land.

any one ever had the bright idea to merge a bike with a wheel chair, in effect a pedal powered wheelchair. for the disabled of course.

a bit like this you mean?

http://health.yahoo.com/media/mayoclinic/images/slideshow/fsm22_handbike.jpg

any one ever had the bright idea to merge a bike with a wheel chair, in effect a pedal powered wheelchair. for the disabled of course.

i think i may have actually SEEN a recumbent bike with peddals (mandels? gripdles?) on top of the handle(tiller?)bar.

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Cars with airbags on the sides of the car instead of the steering wheel that activate whenever the car exceeds 30 mph causing everyones heads to be bashed together.

Fireproof cigarettes.

Which mood besides "horny" would a condom need to support?
"I have a headache."

"I have a headache."

Neck massage mode.

Neck massage mode.
:eek: are you sure you aren't my husband?

:eek: are you sure you aren't my husband?

I could be.;)

Wait, is he the one people think is gay, right?
He does THAT to your neck.:eek:

I could be.;)

Wait, is he the one people think is gay, right?
He does THAT to your neck.:eek:

:p nevermind........

:p nevermind........

............

Reverse baseball, where instead of hitting the ball with a bat you hit the bat with a ball.

Reverse dodgeball, the objective of the game is to throw your team mates at enemies in dodgeball costumes (http://nindb.classicgaming.gamespy.com/dol/images/cam/gal/gal_ki-t01.jpg) (sorry thats the slosest to what I have in mind as far as outfits go that I could find) and if they catch him they get one of their mates back in.

Reverse bowling, a guy dressed like a giant bowling ball (http://www.jokesunlimited.com/funny_halloween_costumes/small/bowlingball.jpg) rolls you up and throws you at pins.

Lets take Antarctica and move it to the middle of the Pacific Ocean

Then all the Ice that melts off, we can transport to Mars and set up colonies over there

Then we can live on Antarctica and Mars....:pbetter yet, transport that ice to Mars. then there will be no problem in finding water there...

and it will alleivate "rising coastline" fears...

"I have a headache."
ASPRIN Coated condoms!!!

Neck massage mode.
a Condom that massages the neck? while it's covering a Stiffy?!? :eek:

ow... :(


A Wheelchair designed to climb stairs and curbs. And it can move sideways without turning.

Walls with molecular structures similar to that of a lizards foot, making nearly anything stick to it. ;)

And wheels with that molecular structure too, so children can bike on the ceilings and walls and wheelchairs can do the same.

Install wireless speakers in the top corners of every public bathroom and locker room that play the "You're never fully dressed without a smile" tune, from the musical Annie on a loop at an irritatingly high volume.

okay this sounds fun

1. Underwear(like nanites) that can scratch your balls, and keep your boner from sticking out lol, i dont know if that was to far for you but whatev.

Interesting. It'd certainly be easier then buying 20 different flavours and putting them on all at once.

9 1/2 Weeks?

Garlic flavored tooth paste.
Superman in a plane,fastening his seat belt.
Having a tattoo of a butt on your butt.
Penis bullets.
Pine scented rectal air freshener.

I have a very silly idea.

*coaxes silly idea*
*pushes silly idea toward stage*
*pinches silly idea*
*tries to catch fleeing silly idea*

Er, sorry. Mms Silly Idea is otherwise engaged.

Walls with molecular structures similar to that of a lizards foot, making nearly anything stick to it. ;)

And wheels with that molecular structure too, so children can bike on the ceilings and walls and wheelchairs can do the same.

You know, when I first saw your name I thought of Lizards, and Sauria.

Stop sticking to me. NOW!

*shakes æ from elegant flipper*

Sadonecrobestiality. Flogging dead animals.

Sadopyronecrobestiality. Flogging dead, burning animals.

Homosadopyronecrobestiality. Flogging dead burning animals of the same gender.

Homosadomasopyronecrobestiality. Making sure the dead animal is a porcupine.

Giant pneumatic tube transport systems under the Atlantic and Pacific for transporting people and goods.

Sadonecrobestiality. Flogging dead animals.

Sadopyronecrobestiality. Flogging dead, burning animals.

Homosadopyronecrobestiality. Flogging dead burning animals of the same gender.

Homosadomasopyronecrobestiality. Making sure the dead animal is a porcupine.

:eek: There's a name for what's wrong with me?!? :eek:

Silly idea: Olympians will compete naked in the Olympics again. Not only will this increase viewership, but it will add a considerable degree of difficulty to winter sports. :)

I've got it! A place where people can go that's only existent in these little boxes, but they go there using these other boxes with keyboards attached. At this place, they go and talk about politics, religion, and ridiculous ideas! Surely that's a pretty silly idea. No one would ever think of inventing something like that. What's next, pressurized tubes with seats inside and stationary wings that fly through the air at 37,000 feet above sea level and transport people wherever they want to go? Impossible, I tell you!

This is not for making fun of others but to post silly ideas of yours.

Like... your idea for uh.... something! :)

The sillier the better!

Like uh... a butt scratcher built into my chair that knows when to fix the itch!

recycled condoms...
chocolate bullets for NRA valentines
nuclear powered hairdrier for volume and glow.

Instant Water

Airconditioned Harley's

And finally: A Conveying Screw going to outer space, installed on the northpole, that is operated by slaves, to deliver all the earths garbage away to the stars, so there will be no more waste problems. Additionally that will be owned by no other than me, thus being able to appoint every price i want and thereby gaining world dominion
muahahahaHAHAHA ^^

A crazy hermit whose imaginary friends control world affairs somehow through some strange freakish power. :eek:

SPY!:mad:

A crazy hermit whose imaginary friends control world affairs somehow through some strange freakish power. :eek:

how about cat massage.....they massage you not the other way round coz i think that already exists