NationStates Jolt Archive

this is the thread where you get to list things that you think should be banned (not people, not posters, not anything other than things)

I think that iced lattes should be banned........coffee should be hot, if you want cold caffeine buy a soda pop!

your turn.

Carpenter jeans and mom jeans should be banned. They are the devil!

"If you need to carry a hammer, just put it in your man purse!"

low rise pants -- the kind you have to shave to wear-- should be banned.

they look good on virtually no one.

Carpenter jeans and mom jeans should be banned. They are the devil!

ewww..........I hate mom jeans.

I second this.

ewww..........I hate mom jeans.

I second this.

You so totally need to see this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVESRceJL5k) if you haven't already.

Clothes.... :eek:

this is the thread where you get to list things that you think should be banned (not people, not posters, not anything other than things)

I think that iced lattes should be banned........coffee should be hot, if you want cold caffeine buy a soda pop!

your turn.

Commercials that include any of the following phrases:

1) "Ask your doctor if (Drug-du-Jour) is right for you."

2) "Call your doctor right away if you experience priapism."

3) "Free credit report offer applies with enrollment in Triple Advantage."

All of these are tools of Satan and must be eliminated!

I think sexual deviance should be banned.

Not because I don't like LGBTs (considering I am one... and I'm not into self-hating. That's for teh week.), but I think it's something people might riot over. I've always wanted to be part of a riot.

Commercials that include any of the following phrases:

1) "Ask your doctor if (Drug-du-Jour) is right for you."

2) "Call your doctor right away if you experience priapism."

3) "Free credit report offer applies with enrollment in Triple Advantage."

All of these are tools of Satan and must be eliminated!
What about:
HEAD-ON, APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD
HEAD-ON, APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD
HEAD-ON, APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD
HEAD-ON, APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD
HEAD-ON, APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD
HEAD-ON, APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD
HEAD-ON, APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD
ad infinitum

this is the thread where you get to list things that you think should be banned (not people, not posters, not anything other than things)

I think that iced lattes should be banned........coffee should be hot, if you want cold caffeine buy a soda pop!

your turn.
This almost infuriates me enough to add you to my ignore list. Be thankful you are Smunkeeville and not someone else.

I think sexual deviance should be banned.

Not because I don't like LGBTs (considering I am one... and I'm not into self-hating. That's for teh week.), but I think it's something people might riot over. I've always wanted to be part of a riot.

*joins the riot*

I always thought it was hilarious the things some people mark as deviant.......although I do live in a state where oral sex is illegal.

This almost infuriates me enough to add you to my ignore list. Be thankful you are Smunkeeville and not someone else.

whatever

*bans iced lattes*

whatever

*bans iced lattes*

Well, at least you're not banning iced black coffee. It's good stuff on hot days. And soda doesn't have nearly enough caffeine in it.

whatever

*bans iced lattes*

I just pray you never take over Tim Hortons. If anything ever happened to my beloved Ice Caps, I'd riot!

Well, at least you're not banning iced black coffee. It's good stuff on hot days. And soda doesn't have nearly enough caffeine in it.

it does if you combine it with no-doze. ;) (and throw in a little liquid meth, just cuz)

Well, at least you're not banning iced black coffee. It's good stuff on hot days. And soda doesn't have nearly enough caffeine in it.
I prefer Monster energy drinks. I can drink them like water.

burqas

What about:
HEAD-ON, APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD
HEAD-ON, APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD
HEAD-ON, APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD
HEAD-ON, APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD
HEAD-ON, APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD
HEAD-ON, APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD
HEAD-ON, APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD
ad infinitum

Yes, definitely. Althought I give them props for running follow-ups that cut off that aggravating phrase and have someone come out and say, "Head-On, I hate your commercial . . . but I love your product."

I pictured this commercial as an evil reincarnation of the original Anacin commercial from way back when, the one that went, "For FAST FAST FAST relief, get Anacin."

You so totally need to see this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVESRceJL5k) if you haven't already.

LoL that was alright. He's cute hehe.

LoL that was alright. He's cute hehe.

Isn't he? My fave is when he "bakes" cupcakes (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gp8ksW9--zk) for breast cancer.

"Oh my gosh, cupcakes!"

1. Brusselsprouts
2. NSG


Thats right. I went there... :eek:
*Runs To II Like Theres No Tommorow.*

Text messaging.

IDK my BFF Jill.

Edit: What's wrong with carpenter jeans?

Edit: What's wrong with carpenter jeans?

They are hideous, and make you look like a dolt.

Unless you're a carpenter, then you can wear them at work or something, even though you should find an alternative if you can because they don't stop being hideous because they're on a carpenter...

They are hideous, and make you look like a dolt.

Unless you're a carpenter, then you can wear them at work or something, even though you should find an alternative if you can because they don't stop being hideous because they're on a carpenter...

all I know is when I need a place to put a hammer, I'm not wearing them.:(

all I know is when I need a place to put a hammer, I'm not wearing them.:(

As the fag in the video said, if you need to carry a hammer, get a man bag.

As the fag in the video said, if you need to carry a hammer, get a man bag.

If I carried a man purse, I would be able to find the damn hammer.

I know its in here somewhere.

If I carried a man purse, I would be able to find the damn hammer.

I don't see the problem.

I don't see the problem.

*sigh* Like when you ladies just can't seem to find your car keys in your purse.

As the fag in the video said, if you need to carry a hammer, get a man bag.
Man bags are rather inconvenient. Ever try to swing a hammer with something on your shoulder?

Iced tea. While I do quite like lemon iced tea, when I go to America they have NO idea how to make proper tea. You don't provide a mug of hot water with a teabag! It doesn't work like that! You need to put the teabag in first!

What else. Hrm.

Christian TV channels, with their terrible programming and terrible production values.

Those Evangelical speech things where the Pastor gets up on stage, pretends to heal people, and then takes their money. I honestly cannot fathom why this isn't already illegal.

this is the thread where you get to list things that you think should be banned (not people, not posters, not anything other than things)

I think that iced lattes should be banned........coffee should be hot, if you want cold caffeine buy a soda pop!

your turn.

Smunk, you know this has pH4il wafting all around it ....

but, on topic - i can't think anything should be "banned" persay. I do think, however, that the energy industry in the U.S. should be highly regulated.

*sigh* Like when you ladies just can't seem to find your car keys in your purse.

...did you just call Fass a girl?

Iced tea. While I do quite like lemon iced tea, when I go to America they have NO idea how to make proper tea. You don't provide a mug of hot water with a teabag! It doesn't work like that! You need to put the teabag in first!


That's silly - Sweet Tea > All other Tea. :)

Commercials that include any of the following phrases:

1) "Ask your doctor if (Drug-du-Jour) is right for you."

2) "Call your doctor right away if you experience priapism."

3) "Free credit report offer applies with enrollment in Triple Advantage."

All of these are tools of Satan and must be eliminated!

Ugh. Couldn't agree more - those commercials just grate on me.

Iced tea. While I do quite like lemon iced tea, when I go to America they have NO idea how to make proper tea. You don't provide a mug of hot water with a teabag! It doesn't work like that! You need to put the teabag in first!

Really, that's your objection to American tea-making? Not the fact that it's in a bag, not 'real' tea one of those teaballs?

I mean, really, it's more 50-50 over whether someone puts the bag or water in first... (I go bag first, personally.)

...did you just call Fass a girl?

Yes I did. such feminine text.

Man bags are rather inconvenient. Ever try to swing a hammer with something on your shoulder?

Yes.

Really, that's your objection to American tea-making? Not the fact that it's in a bag, not 'real' tea one of those teaballs?

I mean, really, it's more 50-50 over whether someone puts the bag or water in first... (I go bag first, personally.)

There is a formula for making perfect tea, and Americans (particularly outside cities, which have improved recently thanks to tourism from the UK and elsewhere) often get it wrong.

The teabag MUST be placed in the cup before pouring boiling water over it. The milk MUST be poured in before the water. The teabag MUST not stay in the water longer than a minute. It MUST not be too sweet, and it MUST not be too bitter or you've made it wrong. I've had tea served by Americans where all of this was wrong, simply because many Americans don't realise that it's important for the flavour.

*sigh* Like when you ladies just can't seem to find your car keys in your purse.

Us ladies?

Has anyone said, 'mullets' yet?

Socks and sandals.

Tripe soup.

Mosquitoes and black flies.

Fred Phelps.

Rush.

Hammer pants.

Anything with 'Fast and the Furious' in the title.

Yes.

I don't know...carpenter pants were sexy for a while in the 90s. And they still look hot on chicks who have nothing else to wear but their boyfriend's white dress shirt and said carpenter pants.

There is a formula for making perfect tea, and Americans (particularly outside cities, which have improved recently thanks to tourism from the UK and elsewhere) often get it wrong.

The teabag MUST be placed in the cup before pouring boiling water over it. The milk MUST be poured in before the water. The teabag MUST not stay in the water longer than a minute. It MUST not be too sweet, and it MUST not be too bitter or you've made it wrong. I've had tea served by Americans where all of this was wrong, simply because many Americans don't realise that it's important for the flavour.

Milk? Lol.

I drink my tea like I drink my coffee: black as the devil and sweet as a stolen kiss (cookie for the reference). Very dark, no milk and a little sugar. *shrug* It's the way I like it.

I don't know...carpenter pants were sexy for a while in the 90s.

You should have stopped at "don't know", because you apparently don't. Carpenter jeans have always - always!!! - been abomination. I don't care about some idiots who fell for an atrocious fad.

And they still look hot on chicks who have nothing else to wear but their boyfriend's white dress shirt and said carpenter pants.

Don't make me make your significant others stop slapping you.

Milk? Lol.

What do you mean, "Milk? Lol."? Savages...

Forum tattletales, and with the worst prejudice.

Forum tattletales, and with the worst prejudice.

*Runs back to NSG*

Seconded.

*Cough* Zakaron *Cough*

*Runs back to II never to be seen again*

Forum tattletales, and with the worst prejudice.

*does thread starter search on New Granada in moderation*

Do you want to add hypocrites to that?

By the by, the OP clearly stated: "this is the thread where you get to list things that you think should be banned (not people, not posters, not anything other than things)"

Misuse of the words "irony" and "ironic".

Misuse of the words "irony" and "ironic".

but isn't ironic to mislable something ironic?
*Paradox absorbing crumple zones running at full capacity*

Has anyone said, 'mullets' yet?

Socks and sandals.

Tripe soup.

Mosquitoes and black flies.

Fred Phelps.

Rush.

Hammer pants.

Anything with 'Fast and the Furious' in the title.
I have to agree with this post.

I don't know...carpenter pants were sexy for a while in the 90s. And they still look hot on chicks who have nothing else to wear but their boyfriend's white dress shirt and said carpenter pants.
I believe in this example you have confused carpenter pants with camouflage pants. Not a hard mistake to miss, both begin with C, but there is a very noticeable difference in bonability of a chick in carpenter pants and a chick in camouflage pants.

*does thread starter search on New Granada in moderation*

Do you want to add hypocrites to that?

By the by, the OP clearly stated: "this is the thread where you get to list things that you think should be banned (not people, not posters, not anything other than things)"

How long as it been since I've posted anything like that in moderation?


Uh huh.

Forum tattletales, and with the worst prejudice.

Not ban, persay, so much as public floggings.

but isn't ironic to mislable something ironic?
*Paradox absorbing crumple zones running at full capacity*
It was when Alanis Morissette did it.

It was when Alanis Morissette did it.

Not as ironic as her playing God, imnsho.

You should have stopped at "don't know", because you apparently don't. Carpenter jeans have always - always!!! - been abomination. I don't care about some idiots who fell for an atrocious fad.

Does give us a handy strap to grab to reel guys in.... ;)

Other than that, it snags on desks, door handles.... etc.

Not as ironic as her playing God, imnsho.

She isn't!:eek:

For some odd reason one of her music videos came with a laptop. It sucks needless to say.

Okay, For the record, The only pants that really fit me a carpenter style. Are you making fun of my condition?

Girls wearing skirts four inches too short with shirts two sizes too small.... and bulging out everywhere.

Looking like you stole your baby sisters clothes if you are not slim is NOT ATTRACTIVE. Especially with tummy rolls.

How long as it been since I've posted anything like that in moderation?

So, you think your hypocrisy is contingent on time? You keep telling yourself that...

Girls wearing skirts four inches too short with shirts two sizes too small.... and bulging out everywhere.

Looking like you stole your baby sisters clothes if you are not slim is NOT ATTRACTIVE. Especially with tummy rolls.

http://www.nomuffintop.com/ProductImages/thumbs/logo_200.jpg

Ugh, muffin tops!

So, you think your hypocrisy is contingent on time? You keep telling yourself that...

Voting Republican 2000 ...
then voting Republican 2004 ...

...proving ground being, voting Republican 2008.

Wal-Mart and Starbucks need to go.

Girls wearing skirts four inches too short with shirts two sizes too small.... and bulging out everywhere.

Looking like you stole your baby sisters clothes if you are not slim is NOT ATTRACTIVE. Especially with tummy rolls.

I went to family reunion last summer, And some lady there (I din't know half there and I don't care if I ever do) was wearing exactly what you described, now heres the kicker, She couldn't zip of button them. and what appeared to be a boyfriend (by the looks of them one wouldn't rule out imbreeding) was wearing, of all things, a dirty wife beater.

Annoying commercials, annoying salesmen, crappy newspapers, and extremists.

She isn't!:eek:Bring it? It's already brought.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AB-Hsjs94f4


For some odd reason one of her music videos came with a laptop. It sucks needless to say.Well, was she wearing that all-nude body suit she likes for her live performances?
That might make the difference for the likes of me.

So, you think your hypocrisy is contingent on time? You keep telling yourself that...

People change. I know I have, more or less.

Voting Republican 2000 ...
then voting Republican 2004 ...

...proving ground being, voting Republican 2008.

No, it's more like going "people who have voted for Republicans should be banned, except for me."

Bring it? It's already brought.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AB-Hsjs94f4

Well, was she wearing that all-nude body suit she likes for her live performances?
That might make the difference for the likes of me.

She was walking down a desert road, interacting with other assdrips along the way.

No, it's more like going "people who have voted for Republicans should be banned, except for me."

Come to think of it, you're a little more direct about the same general point, yes.

Any time someone says there oughtta be a law there probably oughtn't.